I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Thanks to my father who took the big bath towel in time, I didn't show my **** in front of my aunt.

Jumping from Xiaoqin, I was surrounded by bath towels with lightning speed. I didn't have time to apologize to Xiaoqin and Ren Ayi, and ran back to my bedroom in a panic.

After that, Dad deliberately spent half an hour talking to me and talking about it, concealing that I was in adolescence, and living under the same roof with a young girl, sometimes I could not control the impulse, if I felt that I would rely on my own willpower. Suppressing impulses is not realistic, so consider picking an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.

Hey, who can't make a living on the brain, I shaved my head and it doesn't mean it becomes obscene. Dad, you are too much. If you don't see you as my father, I have already smashed the table.

What kind of thing about the airplane cup is hidden in the bedroom by Xiaoqin, let alone the inflatable doll that takes up more space. At that time, Xiaoqin will cry and say: "Ye Lin would rather use this kind of thing. No need for me..."

Later that day, I asked Auntie to talk to me. I wore a formal dress that was similar to the opening ceremony and sat in a chair, waiting for Auntie to criticize me.

But Auntie did not make a long story, but made an unnatural smile and asked me in a cold voice:

"Do you think that the father of the 32nd generation of yin and yang is the master of your martial arts, is it that your martial arts is already very powerful? Do you want to let our mothers compare the scene and see if you can beat me down."

While talking about coming to me, the phalanx was squeaking and squeaking, and a pair of pre-combat preparations were ready.

"No, no, no, how can I be your opponent?" I felt ashamed behind me and waved my hand in a panic.

It’s not that I am interested in modesty, but that Auntie is the former women’s Sanda World Champion. Whether it’s from martial arts or fighting experience, I’m leading a lot. The most likely result of me and Auntie’s pk is that I’m being Remember to break the bones to get a half-length.

Although my skill in yin and yang is better than any of my aunts (listen to the old man, the proficiency of Auntie Yin and Yang is not as good as Xiaoqin), but that won't make me add a little chance of winning. I have long been avoiding one's own shortcomings, and using her understanding of Yin and Yang's Sanshou makes me not cheap.

All in all, the current strength of Ren Ayi is undoubtedly above me. If I want to win any aunt, I have to work hard for a long time.

In addition to the martial arts exchanges until the point, I have no reason to follow the Auntie pk.

Auntie pointed out today that she is stronger, just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me, to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin, in fact, this is exactly what I want, I don’t want myself because of The upper brain "pushed down the small celery, destroying the relatively stable "right brother-in-law" relationship, and embarrassing the new family of aunts and dads.

Retreat 10,000 steps, even if one day my strength exceeds that of Auntie, I will not get any pleasure from the victory of Auntie. It is the time when Auntie threatened me, inadvertently said. The word "the two of them" made me feel warm in my heart.

Auntie is really a knife and mouth tofu, although I have not let me change her mouth, but from the bottom of my heart, I have already treated me as her son.

Because she is her son, she can't do anything bad with her daughter, at least not until we grow up and become independent.

I understand the good intentions of Ren Ayi, so I made a serious guarantee to her.

I promise that before I leave the family independence, I will not use the feelings of Xiaoqin for her, and I will not "get out of life" as I am worried about.

Seeing my words sincerely, Ren Aiqiang believes in my assurance, but before I left, she made a gesture of "killing" on her neck, saying that if I don't keep my promise, she will never be soft.

In any case, the "Flying Monk in the Sky" incident ended in a horrific manner. Because I insisted on applying ointment and rubbing soap, it also perfectly prevented the possible spread of head lice.

The next day is Sunday. I always feel that Auntie and Dad seem to deliberately not go out to monitor us at home. Even Xiaoqin sits on the sofa and watches TV with me. They have to stare at me and Xiaoqin’s hand. Put it on the bright side, making me and Xiaoqin strange.

In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market alone. I didn’t agree with Xiaoqin to accompany me. I finally let Ren Aunt and my dad have the freedom to do what they like.

As a result, the International Flower Show of the Cultural Park attracted many tourists. There were many people in the subway station, and the police also had a lot more than usual, which seemed to be a defense against terrorist attacks.

"You, the ID card is taken out."

A tall, tall policewoman who seems to be in menopause forever, and a beard with a deliberately on her lips to mature, in fact, anyone can see that the little policeman he just took part in, stopped me in front of the subway gate. .

Nima, the bald head completely offsets the 1% of the positive face, and now I look like a network wanted criminal with a big case.

"Identity card, ID card." The little policeman urged me nervously, and put his hand on his waist and seemed to want to come up with something. In fact, he couldn't give him a gun with this newbie. Don't think I don't know.

I slowly took out Wu Sheng’s ID card and showed them to them. The policewoman glanced at it and said with vigilance: "How is it not like how your hair is done?"

Hey, in your eyes, only hair is not very similar. It seems that in the foreseeable future, Wu and I can still pretend to each other for a while.

In fact, now I am 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City must apply for it within 3 months of the age of 16 or not, or be fined, listen to my father, his old classmate He He The remaining daughter He Ling, for some reason, was dragged to the age of 17 to apply for an identity card, and therefore paid a fine of 50 yuan.

But just like when you play online games, you are not willing to use your ID card to pass real-name authentication. Although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card for more occasions. I used to use his ID card in the past. I used to use it. Secondly, the ID card on my own ID card was photographed very ugly. It was released like a prison sentence. It was a jailbreak. In contrast, Wu Sheng’s ID card threatening meeting was used. Relatively low.

When the small police checked the ID card, I squeezed a smile on my face (the female policeman was almost scared by my smile) and explained:

"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I got a very contagious head lice. I shaved my bald plaster for treatment. If you don't believe it, you reach out and touch. Is there still sunshine on my head? Dried ointment."

The policewoman immediately showed a disgust, and she let the small policeman next to him confirm it, and then let me pass it. I urged the little policeman to wash his hands quickly, so as not to endanger his hair. .

I was delighted to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on the subway, but I was checked by other police officers when I was out of the subway station.

"I don't have an ID card."

"Check to see if he is the wanted A683 inmate."

"Don't move, just shoot again."

Counting the return trip, I have been checked four times for ID cards... I am not like a good person.

I don’t feel tired, I went back to the Honglou North Street Community, but found that I was walking in front of myself with a relatively eye-shaped mm, probably living on the fourth floor.

I have to mention that in order to exercise, I am less likely to take the elevator. I can take the stairs and take the stairs. This mm is probably to keep the figure before going up the stairs. It is similar to my reason, although from the back I think she is not fat at all. .

As a result, this mm found that there was a bald prisoner who followed the person behind him. It seemed that he had seen her more, and he was not calm, and his feet were getting faster and faster.

But she is wearing high heels, even if it speeds up the pace, it is impossible to open me, and it is not a shame for me to say that Sparta does not have a mm on the stairs.

So I followed her closely and planned to "overtake", but she never gave me a chance.

After we went to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, mm suddenly ran wildly and ran to the door of a family on the fourth floor and slammed in front of the door, crying and shouting: "Mom, fast. Open the door, there are bad people chasing me, open the door soon..."

I was so angry that I turned my eyes and ignored her. I took out the key directly and opened the door of my house into the house, leaving her alone in the wind.

"Ye Lin, why are the daughters of our neighbor Miao Aunt crying outside?"

Xiao Qin was very happy to see me coming back. I came to the hall to greet me. I have not completely closed the security door, so she can see some outside.

"Who knows." I deliberately increased the volume so that Miao Aunt's daughter heard it. "It may be breaking up with my boyfriend."

Just aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter, heard the dialogue between me and Xiaoqin, and saw her daughter with a tearful face, and asked:

"You broke up with Xiao Zhao, you are not saying that he also asked you to marry last week."

"Mom, no, not..." Miao's daughter was very embarrassed to push her mother into the door, and she followed.

After doing the above counterattack, I only slightly dispelled the depressed mood that was misunderstood by many people today.

But look at the situation, before my hair grows again, is it better not to go to the streets.

The next day, the squad leader said that it had not been able to find time to complete the pre-school supplementary class, and finally arrived.

Because my bald head is inconvenient to go out, the location is located in the Honglou North Street Community, which is the home of my family and Xiaoqin. Although the squad leader also gave us lessons in the North Street Community of the Red House in junior high school, but with that time, Xiao Qin It’s different from the host. This time, I was a host with Xiao Qin.