I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"I'm not sure," Dad looked at the heavens. "The North Korean government likes to detain American and American journalists. Sometimes it will take the initiative to kidnap others to help them do things. If you don't play the role of Obama in the assassination of Obama, maybe North Korea. Will kidnap a black youth and force him to play. If he disagrees, he will be sent to the coal mine to dig coal..."

I rely on! Don't be too much! Black people are already black, and then let people dig their coals. Wouldn’t it be that even Bao Gong, Li Wei and Zhang Fei would sigh like a sigh?

"You shouldn't be surprised by Xiaolin. It's good to dig coal! If you don't cooperate especially, it's possible to shoot directly!"

I rubbed my chin and thought that the only black person I knew was Pentax. No matter what Obama used to be when he was a black god, now he can be the spokesperson of God in the world, if one is the same race as Pentax. The young man was arrested by North Korea and forced to dig coal or be shot. I will feel uneasy as a related person.

So I asked Dad to talk to Director Cao, letting Cao lead the matter first and see if there is a compromise solution.

"I will convey the director of Cao, but I am afraid that there will not be much flexibility in the meeting of the HHH club." Dad scratched his head. "What kind of compromise can you think of Xiaolin?"

"That... just let Obama play Obama?"

“Hey?” Dad wondered. “What do you mean by Xiaolin? Do you think that US President Barack Obama can go to the enemy country to help the other party make a movie? Or kill his own movie?”

I waved. "No, I am not talking about the human Omaba. The US president really came to North Korea. It is estimated that he will mine for life. I am talking about Amy's pet Obama..."

This time it’s my turn to vomit blood.

"This Obama is a dog! You said that you don't look like Obama, so you can't play Obama, but the Huskies look like Obama!"

"But the two of them call the same name! Isn't it a fate?"

"What fate? Is the dog not feeling? You have to say this to me. How can I tell Director Cao and the president?"

I thought for a moment and replied: "Is North Korea not planning to shoot a "100 million times more than "Assassination of Kim Jong-un" to kill Obama? Since it is disgusting to the other side, simply let a dog play Obama's youth! A dog was contaminated with nuclear waste discarded by the government on the fallen and decaying streets of Washington, and then it became a human!"

Dad stunned and listened to me.

"After Obama became a human being, because the average IQ of the American Emperor was not as good as that of a dog, he went to work as a lawyer and finally succeeded in becoming a president! The reason why he has gained so many votes is because he is a The dog has changed, the American people think that the dog is the best friend of mankind, so he has a natural affinity for him!"

“Is it not ironic to portray the United States as a dog-president country? And since it’s a mutated 'Doge Man’, there are naturally many abilities, and it’s obviously more difficult for North Korean agents to assassinate him. The film will have more Dramatic and action explosion scenes!"

Dad bowed. "It seems that there are some truths. The stunts of dogs becoming better are better. China has changed in the era of Journey to the West..."

At this time, Xiaoqin and Ren Ayi took a shower, and it was my turn to take a shower. I was also able to find Xiaoqin and asked her about Huo Zhenbang's contact information.

In fact, there are smart watches and "Xiaoyin human meat search engine". I want to find out that Huo Zhenbang's phone number should not be difficult, but I have to talk to Xiaoqin about her brother anyway.

I estimated that Xiaoqin had changed her clothes in her room and tapped her door gently.

"Ye Lin's classmate?" Xiaoqin said to me across the door. "The door is not locked. If you don't come in again, I feel a little cold."

“Why is it a bit cold?” I wondered. “It’s summer now! Even if it’s raining today, the room won’t be cold? How low is the temperature of the air conditioner?”

"That... I didn't turn on the air conditioner, but I didn't wear clothes after the shower and stood here. It was a bit cold for a long time..."

"Why don't you wear clothes! Auntie has already dressed and went to the balcony to dry the towel! What do you want to do with your naked body?"

Xiaoqin stunned. "I, after I washed the white, I specially left the door for Ye Lin. After I opened the door, I could pretend that I hadn’t had time to get dressed and I was seen by Ye Lin."

"I don't want to do this boring thing in the future! If you don't wear good clothes, I won't go in!"

"Ye Lin's classmates are really dead..." Xiaoqin muttered. He didn't even say a second and said, "I'm dressed, Yelin, please come in."

"Cheat the fool! Dress up in a second, you think it is a one-button dress for online games! I won't go into your room! You dress me, come to my room and find me!"

"Yes, yes!" Xiaoqin quickly promised, "Ye Lin hopes that at home, I will pack myself beautifully and then deliver it to the door..."

I don’t dare to treat you when you come to the door! Auntie and my dad are at home, and Huo Zhenbang and Huo Jiangdong are threatened. I will be killed if I play with Xiaoqin. If I am lured by you, I will definitely take the whole half of my life. The rhythm of entering!

After 15 minutes, Xiao Qin wore a sweet little shirt and short skirt, and came to my room with the delicate degree of the date.

The long eyelashes flashed up and down as the eyelids opened and closed, and the eyes were clear, and the lips seemed to be coated with a little cherry-red moisturizing lipstick, which was strong enough to mature.

After Qin Qin came in, he took the door with him and then leaned back against the door. He looked at me and smiled. "What is Ye Lin’s classmate looking for? What I have done after I have showered, the body is fragrant, it is suitable for eating. Oh!"

Eat your sister! Although I am Sparta, I have not yet reached the level of the barbarians who drink blood! In any case, under normal circumstances, it will not eat people!

I sat on the bed and let Xiaoqin sit down on the chair opposite me, but Xiao Qin was sitting next to me three times, like a boneless person, letting the shower gel on her hair and body scent Into my nostrils.

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻... Ye Lin’s **** nostrils have become bigger again!”

nonsense! Can "lean" be used to describe the nostrils? Obviously handsome nose!

Because today I have to say something more serious, so I don't want to sit side by side with Xiaoqin, but I actually went to the chair and let Xiaoqin sit on the bed.

Hey, the chair can only accommodate the next person's ass. Can't you sit side by side with me this time?

As a result, I still have a miscalculation.

Seeing that I personally occupied the chair, I was very proud of it. Xiaoqin squinted and thought about it. She got up from the bed and put her skirt on it, then I would sit directly on my lap!

It’s worse than just now! The aunts and dad in the living room seem to be watching TV, but they don’t know that the son and daughter are licking the skin in the room next to them! It seems that the TV is playing "Man and Nature," and the narrator announces in a mellow voice: "In the spring, it is the season of animals mating..."

Unlike animals, humans are mating all year round! And not only time, no occasions! Don't add oil to the fire! Change the station quickly and go to the "Great Compassion Mantra" or "An Interview with Feng Jie"!

Seeing Xiaoqin will press her girl's delicate buttocks on my legs. I took the opportunity to make a decision. In order not to make a mistake, my hands suddenly caught the waist of Xiaoqin from behind.

"The chair is full, go back to bed and sit!"

I pushed hard and pushed her down on the bed.

Xiaoqin issued a "Oh," a scream, the whole person fell on a soft mattress, and then reciprocated and bounced several times, I do not know if she deliberately sold Meng did.

"呜呜呜(┬_┬)... Ye Lin is so rude, he treats people like this..."

Xiaoqin bit the corner of the pillow, and the girl who was a good girl was murdered and savage. The acting skills made me feel that she is more suitable for being an actor than me.

"Don't pretend!" I shouted. "It won't hurt if you fall on the bed! You took me into the river with a kick and let me fall on the stone at the bottom of the river. That's what it hurts!"

When I mentioned the black history, Xiao Qin was embarrassed and covered her face with both hands.

"People don't have the heart! I don't know that there are stones at the bottom of the river! And I have the bosses who informed the downstream fishing, and if they see the mysterious creatures drifting down, they will be rescued!"

"You are the mystery creature! You are less than one meter six, but you can beat a boy who is one meter tall and tall, and that the boy will be blackened when he is attacked, and the wine will become a boy character..."

"Don't talk about it!" Xiaoqin licked his ears in his bed, and his white calf swayed at high speed. It seemed to be making noise to cover me.

I feel that I have won a lot of praises to Xiaoqin: "Well, I will not mention your black history for the time being, but you have to give me a good seat. I have something important to talk to." ”

Xiaoqin sat honestly on the bed, clasping his fingers, and asked uncomfortably: "Is Ye Lin planning to return Optimus Prime brother? Because the movie "Transformers 4" was released, So can you miss the Optimus Prime brother?"

"Bastard! I am 14 years old this year... No, I am 16 years old this year, no longer like robot toys! Don't tell me like Optimus Prime as a good friend! I want to talk to you. It’s about your biological father Huo Zhenbang!”

Xiaoqin’s eyes suddenly grew a lot. She hesitated for a while, and her expression changed from a surprise to a surprise. She put the tip of her index finger together and said:

"Is it... Ye Lin finally decided to propose to my father, let him promise me to marry me? I didn't expect Ye Lin to be such a traditional person!"

"Traditional you are three lords!" I said, "If you are a male bully, I will definitely kill you!"

Xiaoqin made a fear to avoid my movements, but later he said as if he was timid: "I like Ye Lin best, so even if Ye Lin wants to kill me, I will not resist... ..."

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