I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

It’s strange to me to take a girl’s shoes to the market.

In the corner of the market, I found the uncle shoemaker who was watching mobile TV. When I saw him, he swept his eyes and revealed the sad expression of "I don't understand my loneliness."

I noticed that he used mobile TV to watch a game. It was the Chinese men's football team against a Pacific island country that he had never heard of.

Looking at the score, I know why the shoemaker is sad.

The shoemaker took a look at the shoes and said casually: "It's easy to fix, but you have to come back tomorrow. I am not in the mood today."

Suddenly the shoemaker was shocked and excitedly shouted: "I x you guys! It's the doorpost! You can't help but kick the doorpost!"

I left the Chinese team fans with deep sympathy. I hope that the men’s defeat will not affect him to repair the squad leader’s shoes.

Next, go to the supermarket to buy snacks.

Cao Gonggong once told me that girls like snacks, just like boys like to smoke and drink.

He also used this as a basis to share with me the "Paplov's sister law" he learned from the Internet.

Anyone who has studied biology knows that the Soviet Union's Pavlov, the famous "conditional reflex" is what he found. In Pavlov's experiment, as long as he rattles the bell, the dog thinks that it is time to open the meal, even if he does not prepare the meal, he will drool.

Therefore, Cao Gonggong believes that the characteristics of girls who love to eat snacks can be used to practice the great Paplov theory.

The specific implementation steps are: send snacks to your favorite girls every day until she develops conditioning, and when I see you, I think of snacks, so she will transfer the love of snacks to you, and finally can't tell. If you like snacks or like you, you're done.

I think this idea is beyond the reach of the most important thing. How do you let her accept your snack? If she hates you, even your snacks won't be accepted.

Now I was ordered to buy snacks. When I thought of the squad leader and Xiaoqin eating the snacks I bought, it was a bit like Bapulov's animal experiment, and I was full of superiority.

Buy more, try to pick something that looks delicious.

Maybe it was because I had dinner for two girls, so I want to get some food for them?

Starting from the primitive society, mutual food is the basic etiquette of human beings and may have been branded in genes.

It’s not what you want to practice, “Pavlov’s sister law”!

Speaking of it, I still have the "Flower Heart Radish" plan not implemented.

Originally, today is a good opportunity, you can pursue the squad leader in the face of Xiaoqin, let Xiaoqin die for me.

But fortunately, I came to visit the disease, and continue to stimulate Xiaoqin, she may say something to the squad leader.

So stay until next Monday and let's talk about it.

I walked in the middle of the two rows of lilac trees on the North Street of the Red House.

Some buds have already opened purple petals, giving off a heart-warming scent.

At this time, there are quite a few uncles who walk on the street and walk the dog. They saw me, they were all anti-thief expressions, only their dogs would lick on my lap.

A young man came in the distance and was very conspicuous among the uncles.

He looked down and seemed to be thinking about something bothering. From time to time, he frowned and his face was distorted. It seemed that an invisible person was blasting his chrysanthemum behind him.

But in all fairness, he is not ugly, at least better than me. If there is a girl dressed up in his arms, the people around will comment that these two are a natural pair.

A person on the big weekend walked down the street, and his expression was so convulsed. Was it being smashed by his girlfriend?

Wow, hahaha, I am so happy! This is the retribution of falling in love! Look at your appearance, maybe the same year as me, at most I am one year old? I call you a love, I call you a girl! This time is over! Life is not as good as death!

I was gloating, but I found that the man who came out of the tree shadow of the lilac tree wore a military green jacket.

Moreover, the body is very good and the height is comparable to me.

This guy is very consistent with people's description of underwear thieves! Not so smart to be met by me?

He kept looking down at things, didn't notice me, and when I passed by, I deliberately hit him on the shoulder.

He looked up in anger and we both stopped.

I suddenly found this face familiar.

The sword eyebrows into the shackles, the tall nose, the firm lips, how to look is a hero who will never betray the revolution.

But as soon as he saw my face, his face immediately became pale.

Panic, cold sweat, seems to be a ghost.

His scared face reminded me, I remember who he is!

This is not the boss of the cap of the cap, the head of the five-person group of the scorpion that was pained by me under the river bridge, the little leader!

Is it just a coincidence? A few days after I hurt you, the underwear thief started to move, and your body is similar to me, wearing a jacket...

Did you find the underwear thief?

The cap is not to say, you feel that when the pressure of the small mix is ​​very large, so the gold basin washes hands and leaves the rivers and lakes?

Just exit the rivers and lakes! Just relieve the pressure! You are more humiliating than the white-collar workers who go to the supermarket to pinch instant noodles!

You will steal the underwear, and you will dare to look like me! First, the whole volume, saw off a few vertebrae and come out to commit crimes! You came out to steal underwear, and I have been stunned by my classmates!

See if I don’t play today, your mother doesn’t know you! !

I just swung my fist, the little head Jun (since he has already withdrawn from the rivers and lakes, may call him underwear thieves or the assault team is more appropriate) turned and ran, this speed is estimated to break the world record of 100 meters.

How can the prey that hits him let him fly? I chased after I pulled my legs and shouted at the back while shouting:

"Stop! Your kid is standing for me!"

Where did the stormtroopers listen and continue to run like crazy.

The aunts on the street were busy giving us a way out, standing next to each other and watching.

I have heard a few words about their conversation.

"The children of the old Xu family were chased by people! I am afraid I have to fight it!"

How is the charge surnamed Xu? Does his family live nearby? In that case, if one day he would not steal the underwear of Xiaoqin, he wouldn’t know how to die.

"Who is the person chasing him? Isn't the main martial arts less powerful? How can it be chased by others?"

Less owner? Where is this nickname? Is it the owner of the underwear store?

"Hey, maybe it's the big brother on the black road, look at his fierce look! I said, it must be that the few owners have just turned back, and those black roads are not allowed to leave, so come to the door..."

You are the big brother of the black road! Your whole family is a black big brother! The few owners in your mouth are the heads of the little gangsters, the shameless person who steals the girl's underwear!

The main character of the stormtrooper Xu Shaoguan may indeed live nearby, familiar with the terrain than I am. He couldn't take off me, and he jumped into the narrow alley, so he turned left and turned right, and finally disappeared.

I was very angry, looked up and looked at the building in front of the line of sight.

In the distance, there is a KFC fast food restaurant. On the upstairs of KFC, there is a striking neon sign hanging with the words "Jinsheng Taekwondo Hall".

I immediately thought that the "Xu Shao Guanzhu" escaped into this Taekwondo Hall? Is he the son of the owner of the museum?

However, since the book "Jinsheng Taekwondo Hall" is written, the owner of the museum should be named Jin? Anyone who has a relationship with South Korea and North Korea should not be surnamed Kim?

Forget it, anyway, I am still in the task of buying snacks. Today, I have gotten a lot of clues. Let me put you in a path.

In fact, the damage caused by stealing underwear is less than that of throwing Shuzhe into the river. Is it relatively small?

Is this behavior of the stormtroopers reluctant to be "reformed to the evil"? At least not so bad?

No, it should be on a completely different road, right? It was transferred from "痞子" to "metamorphosis"!

Listening to the cap, the assault team seems to be because of my fat, I feel pressure to withdraw from the rivers and lakes.

Isn’t that the equivalent? I personally created a metamorphosis that steals girls’ underwear?

"I don't kill Boren, but Buren died because of me."

In this way, the reason why the girls in the school lost underwear is really indirect relationship with me.

They are not totally unreasonable for despising me.

I secretly remembered the address of the Taekwondo Hall. I must figure this out in the future and thoroughly understand the grudges between me and the stormtroopers.

Let's go buy snacks now.