I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

There is a setting in the traditional Western fantasy called "Dragon", which means that most non-dragon creatures will produce a tremor from the soul when they meet the dragon, referred to as "frightening urine."

After meeting the tiger in Houshan, I personally verified the possible existence of "Longwei". At least "Huwei" can scare people and quit.

But I still have no urine for the time being.

It’s not that I am brave and fearless, but I’m worried that if I pour out in this kind of occasion, if the tiger mistakenly thinks that I am using the urine to draw the ground, what should I do if I am stunned in anger?

So I just stretched over the hand of the tiger's huge head, hoping that the "smile on the dog's head" skills could miracle this giant cat.

However, the king of the beast slowly escaped my touch, as if this behavior was a great insult to it.

I was kneeling on the spot, and the hand that had stretched out forgot to take it back. I thought it would be over. It wasn’t just the tiger’s buttocks that couldn’t be touched. The tiger’s head wasn’t just touching, so I’m too late to release the last skill. It is necessary to feed the tiger and build a Buddha.

Then I was surprised to find that the tiger extended my left front paw to me and wanted to shake my hand.

Wow, what is the situation? I didn’t expect this to be a civilized and polite tiger. Should I respond to it? Should I respond to it immediately, lest it be offended, bite me under anger? In two halves.

"Oh..." The low tiger screams in the woods, making me shudder in my legs. I have never felt this way in front of any human being, even in front of Pentax.

Hey, according to the reference object of the tiger, can I conclude that Peng Ruos can't beat Wu Song, but because of the gentle personality of Pentax, I underestimated his strength and I don't know...

You see, I have been at the time of life and death, and there is still a feeling of comparison between Pentaxes and Wusong. The so-called slap in the face is probably the case.

In the afternoon sun, I suddenly saw the tiger's left front paw on the palm of my hand, something flashed.

Immediately widened my eyes and looked closely. I discovered that the tiger’s meat had a wooden thorn on the palm of his hand. The thickness was equivalent to a toothpick. The exposed part was long and the tiger could not pull it down. Its low voice included Too much painful meaning.

I suddenly realized that the tiger didn't want to eat me, but wanted me to help it pull out the wood thorn. I said that it hasn't hurt people in the past few years. Why can't I stand lonely when I learn the wolf today? Now.

"A... Amitabha, Hallelujah." I thanked God for giving me a chance to live, and then carefully expressed my goodwill to the tiger.

The tiger is also expecting to look back at me with "goodwill eyes", but it seems to me that it is not much different from the previous one. In short, it is not fun to have a cat that is too big.

When Xiao Ding was working in the zoo, I used to watch the breeder to give the tiger a tooth extraction. At that time, we were surprised that the breeder did not fix the tiger, and dared to directly put the needle-nosed pliers into the tiger's mouth. Even the little tiger resisted the breeder and bit the breeder's arm with the same tooth of the dagger. The breeder did not care.

I don't have the psychological qualities of the breeder. In front of the tiger with the thorn on this paw, I groaned, trembled, and swayed halfway down, keeping my line of sight parallel to it. This is my little trick to let the dogs eliminate their vigilance, and then start the veterinary work with a light hand.

Nothing can be said in detail, helping the tiger to pull the thorns is not more difficult in terms of technical difficulty than catching the fleas for the kittens, but this is a life-saving job. Who knows which ones will make the tigers dissatisfied, and then directly asks me. The little life.

"Don't move, don't move... just a little..."

I used all my adrenaline, and the concentration was no less than that of the doctor who did the brain surgery. I finally succeeded in pulling the wood thorn from the tiger's palm.

A closer look, it is really a toothpick, but also oily, probably the students who came to the picnic finished the barbecue, littering the toothpick anywhere, let the tiger step on it.

When the wood thorns were removed, the pressure was wiped out. The tiger first smashed the wound on his own palm, and then turned to smile at me (I feel evil enough), and opened the mouth of the blood.

Hey, hey, this year is not just that people don’t have credit. Even the tiger doesn’t talk about integrity. I will help you to puncture. You don’t thank me. How can I eat it? I will not let you go. After I went to the Yinfu area, I must find Wusong to practice the tiger's ability, and I must not avenge my revenge.

However, although the tiger opened his mouth, but did not eat me, but the **** red tongue gently licked my hand, as if to praise me with this hand to help it relieve the pain.

The cat has a barbed tongue that is really enough. Fortunately, the tiger has no strength, and the skin on the back of my hand is rough, otherwise it may be necessary to scrape the meat down.

"Also... is there something else to be hurt?"

I grabbed a grass from the ground to wipe off the tiger's saliva on the back of my hand, and asked as gently as possible, there is no place for me to help.

The tiger snorted and got up from his gaze, staring straight at my face. After 2 or 3 seconds, he lazily turned and walked toward the depths of the woods. The tail swayed, and the mood seemed to be Not bad.

I was soaked in cold sweat until the tiger completely disappeared into sight, and an almost stopped heart leaped.

"Nima... How can I be so unlucky? When I came to the mountains, I could meet the tiger. If I didn't look at it carefully, I would have to fight with the tiger. I don't want to explain it here."

Although I was extremely afraid of being close to the degree of collapse, I did not dare to stay in Houshan for a long time. I sneaked into the mountains and ran back to the campus of Qingzi High School. When I saw Xiaoqin and Pooh, I shouted:

"You must not go to the back mountain. There are tigers in the mountains. I saw it with my own eyes. I also pulled out a wooden thorn from its flesh."

"Hahaha, don't tease you." Pooh waved to me. "I told you yesterday that someone has seen a tiger. You saw it today. It's so coincidental, and it's not a fairy tale." Is there only?"

"It’s not a meat thorn that is a wood thorn." I lifted the toothpick as evidence. "I pulled this out of the tiger's meat palm. If I don't give it a thorn, maybe it will follow me, let me not." Go down the mountain."

"Isn't it just an ordinary toothpick?" Pooh smiled even more. "If you look closely, there is something like the toothpick that I ate the barbecue and threw it in the back mountain a few days ago..."

"Well, it turned out to be you." If it wasn't for Xiao Qin, I almost jumped up and grabbed Pooh's neck. "Do you know that you have been eaten by the tiger because of the toothpick that you lost?" How can modern society die badly, but it must contribute to wildlife conservation..."

"Is there really a tiger?" Xiaoqin blinked his eyes and looked confused. "Let me smell the hands of Ye Lin's classmate..."

Before I agreed, Xiao Qin took it home and took my wrist and sniffed a few times.

"Ah, it’s really a tiger." Xiaoqin exclaimed. "The smell is exactly the same as in the zoo. You have met the tiger with Ye Lin. Are you injured, and some parts of your body have not been eaten by the tiger."

I was a little embarrassed to see Xiaoqin looking around my body and looking at the right.

"Do you really smell what the tiger is, or if you say it, you can unconditionally believe it, and you also see it, I have all my limbs, and no part is eaten by the tiger."

"That's not necessarily." Pooh joined in the fun. "Humans always say that the tiger whip is a big complement, and there are similar rumors in the tiger's side..."

Regardless of whether Xiaoqin and Pooh are really convinced or false, it is necessary for more people to know about the tigers in the mountains. Otherwise, it will be a long time, and sooner or later, tigers will hurt people.

So I found Peng Ruisis in the first place. He and Amy lived together in the principal building in the nest. They also had more connections with President He Qimei of Qingzi High School. Even if I said, President He did not believe, Pentax And Amy said, she also has to measure the amount.

"What, there are tigers in the mountains."

Sitting behind the long table in the principal's room, Amy, who put a pair of little feet on the table, listened to me about what happened today, and almost turned over from the chair.

"You are sure to be a tiger, not another animal." Pentax, standing on the side, asked thoughtfully.

"Absolutely a tiger, one thousand is a tiger." I put the toothpick pulled out from the tiger's claw on the table. "There is also the blood of the tiger on it. Dr. Yu is here, let Dr. Yu come out." After testing, you can be sure that the tiger is correct."

"You look for me." Dr. Yu, a hairy man, dressed in a white coat, wearing Google multimedia glasses, staggered and walked in through the door.

"There is no need for testing." Amy screamed at the table. "The servant almost went to the mountain to be eaten by the tiger today. This is your dereliction of duty. As a principal of the Qingzi High School, I feel very shameful. Animals exist, poisoning them with mustard gas or sarin gas, isn't there anything like this today?"

Amy still believes that she is the principal of Qingzi High School, and her suggestion is still zero enforceability.

Dr. Yu took the toothpick from the table. "I tested it and passed the data to my friend in zoology. He can quickly conclude that he knows which kind of tiger."

Amy felt that Dr. Yu’s approach was more than that. She turned to Pentax and ordered her eyebrows:

"Which tiger is not important at all, whether it is a Bengal tiger, a Sumatran tiger, a Siberian tiger or a South China tiger, you don't need to let it live so close to us, give it to me." Tiger, no matter what method you use, kill it, who let it scare the servant, I want to spread the tiger skin on the floor of the principal's room, only the tiger skin can bring out the greatness of this lady."