I’m Going To Be a Loser

Chapter one hundred and forty-four

Chu Yun walked up the steps slowly, keeping his eyes on Shangguan Wan'er.

Shangguan Wan'er lowered her head, her delicate body trembled slightly, and dared not look at him.

Chu Yun walked up to her and smiled lightly: "What are you thinking?"

Shangguan Wan'er lowered her head and whispered, "My concubine is thinking, Your Majesty has a good heart and a good temper."

Chu Yun said lightly: "You are thinking, that little **** is so blind and ignorant, and he ruined our good things, why didn't I kill him?"

Shangguan Wan'er blushed and bowed her head silently.

Chu Yun smiled and said, "Why don't you speak?"

Shangguan Wan'er looked up at him, nodded, shook her head again, and whispered, "You are different from Emperor Gaozong Zhongzong Ruizong, as well as His Majesty Emperor Wu, you are not a soft-hearted person, but you don't kill innocent people indiscriminately. , This is your kindness, you are the emperor, you are really destined to return, the luck of the Tang Dynasty, and the luck of the people."

Chu Yun smiled faintly: "Why don't you say that it is also your luck to meet me?"

Shangguan Wan'er blushed and whispered, "Why do you still use him if you don't kill that little eunuch?"

Chu Yun said lightly: "Gao Lishi is not enough to be a caring person, there must be someone else, and besides, you can't rely on him for everything, use him, but also guard against him. I just taught me, I am now learning and selling, what do you think?"

Shangguan Wan'er pursed her lips and smiled: "Okay, very good."

Chu Yun smiled and said: "You teach me to do things, you can be regarded as an emperor. There has never been a female emperor in ancient times and modern times. My grandmother set a precedent and became the first female emperor in history, and she did a good job. You taught me this emperor today, you are the female emperor teacher, the first person in history, this is something that has never happened in ancient times, both of you are strange women through the ages, and both of you have been met by me. Interesting or not?"

Shangguan Wan'er blushed and said softly, "Your Majesty is joking, how dare a concubine be compared with His Majesty Emperor Wu, a concubine can never afford to be..."

Chu Yun laughed and said: "Good Wan'er, I said you can do it, you can do it, or you can't! You are my woman, and I love you so much."

Shangguan Wan'er's face was red and she lowered her head, not daring to look at Chu Yun.

Chu Yun smiled and said, "Why don't you dare to look at me?"

Shangguan Wan'er's delicate body was trembling, she slowly raised her head, looked at Chu Yun, and said in a trembling voice, "Your Majesty, my concubine is old and fading, with flowers and willows, don't you dislike it?"

Chu Yun stretched out his hand to pull her into his arms, and said with a smile, "Although time is ruthless, it has never defeated a beauty! In my eyes, Wan'er, you are an ageless beauty, a pot of old wine, intoxicating and good wine! You have drunk this pot of wine! "

Shangguan Wan'er's delicate body trembled, her pink face was red, her eyes were watery and soft, and she was speechless.

Maybe it's just pretending, what kind of person is she, a mature woman who can't be familiar anymore, can be said to have seen countless people, is it a little girl who has never been recruited?

I only heard a voice outside the hall saying timidly: "Report to Your Majesty, Master Hu, Minister of Rites, has an audience with His Majesty!"

Shangguan Wan'er was startled, and hurriedly pushed Chu Yun away, Chu Yun smiled slightly, looked outside the hall, and said solemnly, "Pass!"

With the sound of footsteps, the little **** led a person into the hall just now, and it was Hu Gan, the servant of the Ministry of Rites.

Hu Gan stepped forward quickly, knelt at the foot of the steps, kowtowed and said, "Report to Your Majesty, Hu Gan, Minister of Rites and Rites, has an audience with Your Majesty!"

Chu Yun didn't sit on the dragon chair, stood on the steps, stared at Hu Gan, and said lightly: "Pingshen, talk about it!"

Chu Yun was so direct, so quick, Hu Gan knew that the emperor did not like empty words and politeness, so he stood up immediately, spoke straight to the subject, and said respectfully: "Qi, Your Majesty, yesterday, His Majesty showed great power, and one person beat the envoys of ten countries. None of them. Those foreign envoys were injured to varying degrees, and Wei Chen was ordered by the Prime Minister Zhang Jianzhi to ask a doctor to treat those foreign envoys, and at the same time to comfort them.”

Chu Yun thought it was a big deal, but it turned out to be a bad thing. He was having a good time with Shangguan Wan'er just now, and he was excited. He didn't expect to be ruined by this kid and the little eunuch. He snorted coldly and said, "That's it? Since Zhang Xiang has a life, let you take care of the aftermath, you can do it, you don't need to report it to me."

Hu Gan respectfully said: "Reporting to Your Majesty, the minister has not finished speaking, but the minister asked a doctor to treat those foreign envoys, and at the same time comforted them. Those foreign envoys had different reactions, and the minister felt that he must not be careless, so he specially came to report to His Majesty. "

Chu Yun said coldly: "How did they react? I would like to hear it."

Hu Gan looked solemn and said respectfully: "Reporting to Your Majesty, Persia and Caliphate have reacted most violently. It is reasonable that we killed their people, and Your Majesty, you beat them again, of course they were angry. Great Britain, England, Prussia, Germany, and Austria-Hungary, which I could not have imagined, also reacted violently, threatening to retaliate against us, but the attitudes of the other countries were ambiguous. reaction……"

Chu Yun stood on the steps with his hands on his back, and sneered proudly: "A bunch of bulls, ghosts, snakes, and clowns, don't worry about it, I have said that if they dare to show affection, I will drive them personally, and I must destroy them!"

Hu Gan said respectfully: "His Majesty is wise and martial, the Tang Dynasty is rich and strong, of course not afraid of these bulls, ghosts and snakes, they are just a bunch of clowns jumping on the beam, arrogant, and man's arms are just cars." Having said this, he paused, and then continued: "I want to talk about Japan. Country, this time the Japanese envoy had a very good attitude, the minister went to appease him, but he apologized to the minister first, saying that he should not have no opinion, and it was all his fault to follow the other nine countries to make trouble, he said that Japan has always been China's The vassal state, my little brother, Japan will always stand by our Tang Dynasty, swearing to be with the Tang family, advancing and retreating together, coexisting and dying together..."

Chu Yun laughed loudly and said: "What a little Japan, but they are well-behaved. If they know each other, I won't bother them! But they made a mistake. They are not China's younger brothers, but our sons and grandsons. , we Greater China are the ancestors of their little Japan!"

The emperor was happy and the courtiers were happy, so he had to join in the fun. Hu Gan smiled and said, "Your Majesty said, if Qin Shihuang hadn't pursued the elixir of immortality and dispatched Xu Fu to lead three thousand boys and girls to Dongying Island, there would be today's children. Japan? Their little Japan is the grandson of our Great China, so what is wrong? The so-called grandfather-grandson status has been concluded as early as Daqin, our Great China is the grandfather, and his little Japan is the grandson, this is a hard fact , You can never forget your roots in life, grandpa is always grandfather, grandson is grandson after all, how can you be a man without respecting your ancestors, then it will not be a beast, better than a pig and a dog?"