I’m Going To Be a Loser

Chapter 130: Extraordinary knowledge

Ding Hui said coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, that's not what I'm talking about, who are you, where did you come from, your experience, resume, tell me!"

Chu Yun giggled and said: "Check the household registration? If I remember correctly, you are a criminal police officer, not a household registration police officer. Ah, I see. Could it be that you are interested in widowers and want to beat widowers? Sorry, widowers are already famous. There is a master, although you have a lot of intentions, but the widow is ruthless, I can only say sorry, I have let you down..."

Ding Hui blushed and said angrily, "What did you say, who is interested in you, and I'll hit your head, and I'll hit you on the head!" Hearing a crisp sound, Chu Yun received a hot slap on the face.

The eunuchs and palace maids outside the hall heard the sound, and they were all surprised and looked at each other in dismay.

Gao Lishi himself was in shock, but he glared at the eunuchs and court ladies, who immediately lowered their heads and pretended to be deaf.

Inside the hall, Chu Yun covered his face, stared at Ding Hui, and said nothing.

Ding Hui was stunned, stared at him for a while, and said, "Why don't you hide?"

Chu Yun shook his head with a bitter face: "I can't escape."

Ding Hui said angrily: "Fake it, you just keep faking it! Are you going to say it or not?"

Chu Yun smiled and said, "What did you say?"

Ding Hui snorted: "You still pretend! Who are you? I can definitely find out your experience and resume! It's my fault. After receiving the task of protecting you, I should immediately investigate you. It was my negligence. , I let you pretend to be a ghost in front of me, and make a mystery!"

Chu Yun smiled and said, "It's your fault. You didn't do your homework, and you still forced me and beat me? Isn't this torture to extract a confession? Don't forget, I'm not a prisoner, but the object of your protection!"

Ding Hui couldn't help laughing and said, "You deserve it, who told you to be dishonest and talk nonsense to take advantage of me? Besides, you can avoid it, so why not dodge it?"

Chu Yun shook his head and said: "You can't dodge, you shot too fast, I didn't react. Besides, I can dodge without dodging."

Ding Hui was startled: "Why?"

Chu Yun giggled: "To beat is kiss, to be scolded is to love, I am willing to be beaten to death by you, peony flowers die, and it is also romantic to be a ghost"

Ding Hui's face was flushed, and she raised her hand to fight, but Chu Yun hurriedly shrank back.

Ding Hui chuckled: "Don't you want to be beaten, why are you hiding?"

Chu Yun laughed: "I'm afraid your hand hurts, and my heart hurts even more."

Ding Hui's heart swayed, her face flushed, she stared at him blankly, slowly put down her hands, and after a while, whispered, "What are you going to do?"

Chu Yun smiled and said, "What should I do?"

Ding Hui stared: "What are you pretending to be confused about! Let me ask you, how are you going to end today's events?"

Chu Yun said indifferently: "How will it end, just like that."

Ding Hui whispered: "You treat those foreign envoys like this today, are you really not afraid that those foreigners will turn their backs and start a war with our Tang Dynasty?"

Chu Yun laughed loudly and said, "I'm scared! I can't wait for them to come, and the Eight-Nation Allied Forces will come again, but this time is different from the past. I want them to come and go!"

Ding Hui whispered: "Why are you so confident, do you think fighting is a good thing, or a trivial matter? It's so easy to say! What if you are defeated and lost?"

Chu Yun waved his hand and said with a smile, "There is no contingency! Don't worry, we will win without a doubt!"

Ding Hui stared at him and said, "Why are you so confident?"

Chu Yun giggled and said: "The mountain man has his own plan, and the secret cannot be revealed."

Ding Hui spat: "Bah, blow! When the time comes, the army will overwhelm the border, and the soldiers will come under the city. I see what you will do and how will it end? I think the Tang Dynasty will be destroyed in your hands sooner or later! You are a prodigal!"

Chu Yun laughed and said, "That's right! I'm a prodigal, and I'm the best at prodigal. The old ones don't go away, the new ones don't come, the phoenix nirvana, and the ashes are reborn..."

Ding Hui snorted: "Don't be stinky, you will sell your mouth, okay, don't talk to you, come with me, go see someone."

Chu Yun was stunned: "Who?"

Ding Hui whispered: "Li Bai!"

Chu Yun was startled: "What did you say, Li Bai?"

Ding Hui smiled and said, "That's right, it's him! How is it, no surprises, no surprises? Actually, there are no surprises, you forgot, let's travel through, now is the prosperous Tang Kaiyuan period, and Li Bai is a person of this era. , he has already appeared, I saw him yesterday, I disguised as a man, invited him to drink, and called him brother, he also wrote a poem on the spot in front of me, that is the well-known song "Will Enter the Wine", how do I I never thought that such a day would come…”

Ding Hui was in high spirits, excited, and kept talking. Chu Yun smiled and listened, but did not speak.

Ding Hui smiled and said, "Li Bai was drunk yesterday. I settled him in a restaurant and inn. Let's go, I'll take you to see him."

Chu Yun shook his head: "No."

Ding Hui was taken aback: "Aren't you going? Why, don't you want to meet this great poet?"

Chu Yun said lightly: "I want to."

Ding Hui was startled: "Then why don't you go? What do you mean?"

Chu Yun said lightly: "I am the emperor, he is a minister, he should come to see me, not me."

Ding Hui couldn't help laughing, and hummed, "What are you stinking and putting on a stinky air, you emperor is a fake, you don't know?"

Chu Yun said lightly: "When the false is true, the true is false, and there is something inactive and there is nothing."

Ding Hui smiled and said in a low voice, "You are really cheeky. Let me tell you, Li Bai won't come to see you. He is arrogant and arrogant, so he won't come to flatter you."

Chu Yun said with a smile: "He is a talented person, and he pretends to be lofty. I have no talent and no virtue, and a layman is too lazy to care about him."

Ding Hui stared at him and said, "So, you really don't want to go?"

Chu Yun shook his head: "I really won't go."

Ding Hui thought about it and said, "Then you can give him an official job, okay?"

Chu Yun shook his head and said, "No."

Ding Hui asked, "Why?"

Chu Yun said indifferently: "Li Bai's talent is not false, he is born a literati, a poet, but that's all, but he doesn't know it, he wants to be an official, realize his so-called political ambitions, help the world and save the people, Governing the country and the world, establishing unparalleled achievements, and making his name go down in history, he is a man of great ambition and sparse talent, with high eyes and low hands, and lack of self-knowledge. You look at the poems he wrote, and go out with a laugh at the sky, how can my generation be Penghao people? I can't be happy? In fact, he wants to be a powerful person himself, and he says that the grapes are sour when he can't eat grapes, comforting himself, and deceiving himself."

Ding Hui snorted: "What do you mean, why do you say that? You didn't give him a chance, how do you know he can't?"

Chu Yun said lightly: "I am too conceited, talk about soldiers on paper, I don't know how to adapt, it is out of time, and scholars have a common problem.