I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

System hint: False Taoist Xiao An has joined this group.

However, this chat group seems to be talking about something hot, and all of a sudden the news of An Lin joining the group.

An Lin is also happy to be a little transparent and observe it with interest.

Mu Niu Dao: “I really don’t believe that the two-color ball that will open in the next period will be this number!”

Baifa Baizhong God operator: “Believe it or not, this kind of dream is not good, once it appears, the accuracy rate is so high that I am afraid! I watched the lottery every night and fell asleep. After so long, I dreamed. The lottery number of the two-color ball. Anyway, I have already bought a hundred bets, I want to short the prize pool!”

An Lin: “…”

Dream sound fairy: “Don’t really say that the accuracy of the dreams of the hundred-hundred-year-old god operator is indeed high. Last time he dreamed of playing in the East China Sea, encountering an earthquake, drowned by the tsunami, the whole person was scared to wet the bed! ”

“The result was not a few days. The coast of Japan really came to a Level 9 earthquake plus a tsunami. The god operator gave the wooden cow a chance to buy ten bets. It is all about sending money. Who can’t go with the money?”

The Baifa Baizhong God operator is dissatisfied: “Hey, even if you praise me, don’t take the black history of my bedwetting as an example!”

The atomic bomb fairy sent a smile expression: “The thing that you wet the bed is exposed by your Master. It is no secret, everyone in the group knows, what is it so shy?”

An Lin: “…”

Everyone knows? I don’t know, hello!

Saying that immortals will also wet the bed! Even if you are scared of urine, it is too unreliable!

Baifa Baizhong God operator: “Forget it, the wooden bulls don’t want to, I still give this chance to win the savior, @Savior, is it?”

Jin Yuzi: “The Savior ran to the United States to steal cutting-edge military technology, no time!”

Hundreds of hundred Chinese gods hearing this sent a frightening expression: “The last time I went to the United States, I secretly sneaked on the nuclear bomb launching procedure of others, and added a lineup to the nuclear bomb silo. This time he wants to make a plane! ?”

Jin Yuzi made a smile: “Don’t know!”

The cultivators in the group have cold and sweaty expressions, while others have pictures of laughed heartily.

And An Lin is completely forced.

Hands on the nuclear bomb launcher program! ? In the nuclear bomb silo plus array method! ? Stealing cutting-edge military technology! ?

Lying in the trough, is this group of cultivators really protecting Earth? Isn’t it really everyone who is going to destroy Earth? ?

An Lin feels that she has entered a fake cultivator group.

He silently moved his hand over the button “Exit the group”…

Just then, a message suddenly popped up in the group.

Tianlingling: “Don’t talk about it first, first welcome our new group of friends, ‘false priest Xiaoan’!”

Dreamy Fairy: “Oh, I just saw his news of the group. I didn’t have time to ask. Which Sect is the new Fellow Daoist?”

If you can enter the top cultivator chat group in China, the status and strength will not be bad, so the dream fairy will ask.

Since there are people in the group asking him questions, An Lin naturally has to speak.

False Taoist Xiao An: “Forehead, Sect’s words… isn’t it a heaven?”

Dream Sound Fairy: “…”

Baifa Baizhong God operator: “…”

Wood Bullsman: “…”

Atomic bomb fairy: “…”

Jin Yuzi, who has always spoken in a concise manner, couldn’t help but open his mouth: “Is it true that Fellow Daoist is from heaven?”

False Taoist Xiao An: “Well, yeah.”

Baifa Baizhong God operator: “The trough! The immortal is coming!”

Then, he seemed to realize what he was, and immediately changed his mouth: “Oh, no! Welcome to the immortal to bring the adults to the group to guide the work!”

Dream Sound Fairy: “Welcome the Immortal!”

Atomic Bomb Fairy: “Welcome the Immortal!”

Jin Yuzi: “Welcome the immortal!”

Glass real people: “Welcome the immortal!”

……

The crowds of countless dives began to take their heads, unify the formation, and began to welcome the ceremony…

There are hundreds of cultivators in this chat group, and nearly half of them are blown up.

Others estimate that they are retreating or doing other things, so there is no risk.

An Lin was shocked by the enthusiasm of the group friends. Heaven often has cultivator to perform tasks. It is often happening to connect with the Chinese military and the cultivator. Are they so enthusiastic every time?

What he did not know was that Tian Lingling invited him to join the group. It was actually a behavior that was on the rise.

In the past, the cultivator of the heavenly court did not like to use the micro-words, or felt that it was not necessary to rely on the power of the cultivator, so it rarely entered the group. People who were invited to join the group like him did not have one in a year.

Liuli real person: “What is the name of the immortal?”

Although the group about one li multi-cultivator is using the nickname as a nickname, but this “fake priest Xiaoan” is obviously not a slogan.

An Lin blinked and he didn’t really think about the issue.

False Taoist Xiao An: “I don’t have a number. Everyone calls my name An Lin.”

Baifa Baizhong God operator: “Well, let’s say, Ann Senior is coming to the mortal world for the first time? If you don’t understand anything, even if you ask us, we will patiently answer for you!”

Fellow Daoist in the group is called, and obviously An Lin is regarded as a fairy who does not eat human fireworks.

False Taoist Xiao An: “Fellow Daoist, please don’t call me Senior, I am only 19 years old! In fact, I have lived in the mortal world for more than 18 years, and I have only recently gone to heaven to practice!”

Everyone in the group is afraid of this.

Liuli real person: “I can still go to heaven to learn the cultivator, I heard it for the first time…”

The Baifa Baizhong God operator echoed: “And I didn’t expect An Lin Fellow Daoist to be so young! It is a hero boy!”

Being able to serve as a sergeant, is not a high-powered generation. The students of United University of Cultivation have many chances of graduating without graduation. It is obvious that the threshold of their strength requirements is not high.

If you want to ask, why do these students who can’t go to school still have to learn “everything to learn”, isn’t that a waste of time?

An Lin feels that this problem can be explained by the Chinese education system:

Many students have studied English for more than ten years. How many opportunities do they have to communicate with foreigners?

It’s not that Chinese and Chinese people talk to each other about English, or they’re watching foreign language films, and they’re self-proclaimed in English.

Can really use English to the real thing, after all, is still a minority…

Dreamy Fairy: “Where did An Lin Fellow Daoist go before going to heaven?”

The crowd was also very curious to wait for An Lin’s answer.

Being able to teach such a talented teenager, his Sect must be very good.

Moreover, this is a major event for the entire cultivator community.

An Lin saw the news, some helplessly scratched his head, where did he go before the court?

Professor Chen from Huaqing University?

Or do you want to tell the teachers from kindergarten to university?

Obviously, they are not asking this…

So, An Lin had to answer honestly.

False Taoist Xiao An: “Well, before I went to heaven, I haven’t started to cultivate immortals. Haha, now think about it, I only touched Xiu Xian for about half a year.”

An Lin said that this sentence is actually very embarrassing. People like him who have been practicing for six months are respected by so many cultivators. Rao is his cheeky face and some can’t bear it.

However, no one cares about his feelings. All people are only staring at the word: “Half!”

Jin Yuzi: “Anxiously ask, what is the point of the cultivation base of An Lin Fellow Daoist?”

False Taoist Xiao An: “The amount is not very high, only Dao Body is nine.”

When Jin Yuzi heard this sentence, he almost squirted old blood on the computer.

God special cultivation base is not high!

The group that was previously in a frenzy suddenly became silent.

All the cultivators were stunned by the “half-year” and “Dao Body nine-segment” of chat messages.

Tian Lingling even opened her mobile phone and asked Xu Xiaolan, who was next to her, to ask: “Lan Lan, I asked you a question, what is the cultivation base when An Lin came to heaven, what is the cultivation base?”

Xu Xiaolan hearing this said with a slight smile : “Dao Body is zero when you come. Now realm is already a Dao Body. He is the number one star of our United University of Cultivation. Don’t underestimate him!”

An Lin shook his head, and the Lord was here. Tian Lingling, the little girl, went to ask Xu Xiaolan! ?

Isn’t he convinced if he said something?

Compared to An Lin’s helplessness, Tian Lingling is stupid.

She has practiced for more than a decade and promoted realm to the Dao Body eight segments, far exceeding her peers’ cultivator, which gave her confidence in her innate talent.

However, An Lin actually went to the Dao Body nine sections for half a year! ?

Tian Lingling’s eyes were wet, and An Lin destroyed all her pride to be toroughly.

For a long time, she trembled to enter information in her mobile phone:

Tianlingling: “Fellow Daoist, I just asked another fairy.”

“It is true from her mouth that what An Lin said is true! He did practice for half a year, and he changed from Dao Body to 9!”

Tian Lingling’s words are like a bomb falling into a calm lake.

The cultivator group, which was scared by An Lin, fell silent!