I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

A chaos, as if in an endless darkness.

“Hey, hey…”

An Lin heard the sound that seemed to come from the soul, the eyes he tried to open.

Then he saw a white body like a jade, naked all over the body…

rabbit!

The rabbit is half full and is sitting on the ground.

It holds a jade in its hand and continually squats on a small bowl of glazed golden light: “Hey, hey…”

The scent of the medicine filled the room, and An Lin felt a good fit.

“Ah…” He whispered unconsciously.

The rabbit heard the sound, turned his head, a pair of round pink eyes, staring at An Lin.

“Are you awake?” Very crisp and nice voice, spoken from the rabbit’s mouth.

“Well… where is this?” An Lin nodded.

There was some pain in his head, so he pinched his temples with his hands.

The rabbit came to An Lin and said, “What is the number of nine thousand six hundred and ninety-five times and eight hundred and seventy-four?”

An Lin hearing this look startled, stunned: “Hey… let me calculate…”

After three seconds, a very disappointing voice came: “What? The original person woke up, the brain has not recovered, I will adjust the conditioning…”

An Lin looked up and saw a jade, and went straight to his head like a rod.

“Boom!”

An Lin turned his eyes and fell into a coma…

……

“Hey, hey…”

In the darkness, An Lin seemed to hear the voice from the soul.

He tried to open the eyes and found that the rabbit was also watching him.

“Twenty-six thousand eight hundred and seventy-six six divided by thirteen is equal?” asked the rabbit.

An Lin licked her lips and just wanted to say if she would give me a piece of paper and a pen.

After two seconds, the rabbit sighed: “Hey, it hasn’t recovered yet…”

The jade came out of the air and knocked on An Lin’s head.

“Hey!” An Lin fell into a coma…

……

“Hey, hey…”

In the darkness, An Lin seems to hear the voice from the soul.

He tried to open the eyes and found that the rabbit was also watching him.

“Is this a nightmare?” An Lin’s eyes were wet and started talking.

The rabbit did not answer and continued to ask: “How many times is the occupant of the eight hundred and ninety-six?”

An Lin hearing this shocked, directly loudly shouted: “Wait! My mind is normal, I am not stupid! I just did not learn to count!”

The rabbit blinked and the two big ears shook down the cheeks. Some confused: “This way, then it is troublesome. What should I do to know if your brain is not normal?”

An Lin heard this sentence and the eyes were wet again.

In other words, is this rabbit’s brain really normal?

When he saw the rabbit picking up the jade again, he finally realized that the rabbit was serious!

“That’s it! I will swear poetry, I will prove myself with poems!”

An Lin quick witted in an emergency, loudly shouted.

“Oh poetry… This is a good note, hey!” The rabbit’s pink eyes stared at An Lin, his face full of expectations.

“Before the bed, the moonlight, the suspect is the frost on the ground, and the head looks at the moon…” An Lin opened his mouth.

rabbit:”……”

“There was a child poem, and sure enough, the brain still didn’t return to normal!”

The rabbit raised the jade again.

“Boom!”

An Lin’s head was knocked out by the jade, and it fainted again.

An Lin is called a sly, he thought he was carrying a poem, this rabbit should have never heard of it, I did not expect the rabbit to know!

In the darkness, I don’t know how long it has been.

……

“Hey, hey…”

An Lin heard it again, the voice from the soul calling.

However, this time he chose to keep his eyes closed and he won’t blink!

You knocked you to knock, I sleep.

Just then, a voice appeared in the room.

“Small moon, An Lin classmate, how is his situation now?”

It was a woman, her voice was soft, and An Lin was very familiar!

Xiaoyue? Su Qianyun, was Yu Tu mentioned before?

“Well, he woke up a few times, but his mind is still not normal. I plan to use medicinal liquid to help him nurse again.” The sound of the rabbit sounded.

Whose brain is not normal, your brain is not normal!

An Lin was a big man, and he knew it was time to blink.

“Su classmate, I woke up!”

His eyes opened and he sat up directly and looked at the woman in front. He continued: “And, I am normal, don’t listen to the rabbit!”

“An Lin classmate, you finally woke up!”

Su Qianyun was very happy, she got in front of An Lin.

A pair of soft jade hands hold An Lin’s wrist and feel the breath of his with the body.

“Well… Meridian and Jingyuan have been fixed, and Chang’e elder sister’s singular Good Fortune Pill is really effective.” Su Qianyun sighed in relief, gently started talking.

“啥? Chang’e elder sister? Good Fortune Pill?” An Lin stared at the big eyes and was puzzled.

Su Qianyun is about to explain, the rabbit will be the first to start talking: “It is like this, you are in the battle of freedom, suddenly bursting, blood essence is exhausted, meridian is completely destroyed. If not Yuhua Tianxian will send your body to the lock in time God is frozen in the ice, maybe you are already dead.”

“But even if it is Yuhua Tianxian, it is helpless to your injury. It can be said that you are still abolished except for the soul.”

“In the end, Susu asked my Patriarch to save you. My Patriarch talent agreed to take the shot, refining a good Fortune Pill for you, repairing your meridian, rebirth of blood essence…”

An Lin heard the words of the rabbit and looked at Su Qianyun with gratitude: “Thank you, so great, my An Lin will meet with you!”

Su Qianyun pretty face is red, just want to talk, the rabbit has reached the front of An Lin, and spoke first: “Repaying is sure and necessary!”

“My Patriarch refining is the second product Immortal Pill! It is the whole Nine Province World that few people can refine. It also uses countless heavenly materials, earthly treasures, and the essence of Xuanyue. The anger of Huitiandi, the Divine Art that can’t be shipped…”

The rabbit talks arrogantly, and An Lin is more and more shocked.

“Or… Rabbit, you first say a price 呗…” An Lin listened more and more guilty, this fuck is a debt that 10,000 yuan he sold and is still unclear!

“Cough,” the rabbit cleared his throat, his eyes turned gu lu gu lu, and then slowly started talking. “You can slowly return, eager to come. First of all, what you have to do is help me collect the following materials.” !”

“Well, I am listening!” An Lin looked awkward.

The rabbit continued: “One hundred pounds of carrots, ten boxes of carrot-flavored potato chips, one ton of freshly squeezed carrot-flavored chips…”

An Lin mouth opened wide, sluggish in place, a look of arrogance!

Say good heavenly materials, earthly treasures, say good rare materials?

As long as I buy a bunch of junk food as a reward, is it OK? ?

“Well, An Lin, Chang’e elder sister is very good. She didn’t ask you to do anything to repay her.”

“These are the requirements of Xiaoyue. She knows that you are going to the mortal world, so I want you to help her buy some delicious food!”

Su Qianyun saw An Lin’s expression, smiled lightly, revealing two small dimples, softly explained.

“Susu! How do you turn your arms out? This is a matter of saying that the rabbits are embarrassed!” The rabbit glanced at Su Qianyun, annoyed.

Su Qianyun was said by the rabbit, and the little face became red again.

An Lin caught the key point in Su Qianyun’s words: “Wait, you said I am going to the mortal world!?”

Su Qianyun nodded: “Well, just ten days later, you were selected as a freshman, the first batch of people!”

An Lin hearing this, amazed, down…

I can go back to Earth!