I kidnapped an alien civilization

3 days later

Dozens of dark green trucks drove out of the gate of Mozi Technology, and there was silence outside the gate.

"Boss, how did you invite so many aunts?" Zhou Dong recalled the chaotic scene at the gate of Mozi Technology a day ago, and couldn't help admiring Huaguo aunt's fighting power in his heart.

night before the day.

As the night falls, the street lights come on

And someone sent a laser TV. They hang a big screen on the wall, and hold microphones to sing K-songs all night. It kind of feels like this place is a KTV.

In KTV, alcohol is naturally indispensable.

A small truck full of draft beer appeared on the street.

Under the mixture of alcohol and hormones, the scene was filled with a rotten atmosphere, and the girls who were already dressed in cool clothes felt even cooler and showed themselves to their heart's content.

It's a pity that the traditional Hua people can't appreciate this kind of beauty, and the common people passing by have responded with contemptuous eyes.

Where there are people, there is conflict! Where there are many people, the conflict is greater!

When a group of aunts lined up neatly, carrying a big stereo, marching vigorously, and holding a red flag appeared on the street, everything changed.

The aunt at the head of the line, with red hair, looked very happy.

The red-haired aunt went straight to the gate of Mozi Technology, stood among the tents, put down the speakers on her shoulders, and frowned: "Which place are you from?"

Her authentic dialect made those young people with blurred eyes look at each other in dismay.

"Auntie, what are you talking about?" A girl with dyed yellow and green hair came out of the tent, pulling on her slightly wrinkled clothes with an impatient expression on her face.

"My name is not Big Mom, I'm Cao Dahua!" The red-haired aunt was the first to report her name in a very moral way.

"Okay?" Jacy's lips twitched slightly, and she said contemptuously, "You have been confused by Li Mo. He is doing a lot of research on nuclear fusion in the name of science."

"Do you know nuclear fusion?"

"That's right. Forget it. Even you old ladies don't understand!"

She waved her hands impatiently: "You guys should hurry up and dance in the park, there are many old people there."

How many old men?

Cao Dahua's eyes widened in disbelief, and he waved his hand, and the aunt behind him handed over a red scarf.

She tied the red scarf on her head, and took a step forward: "Jixi, the parrot head, I don't know what enmity you have with Mozi Technology, and I don't care."

"Tonight, Mozi Technology has licensed us to dance in the square dance here, you guys leave quickly!"

"otherwise."

As she spoke, she waved her hand again, passed a loudspeaker behind her, and shouted loudly: "Otherwise, I'll make you look good."

The resounding voice spread throughout the street, breaking the tranquility of the night sky.

Is this here to mess things up?

"You aunt, how can you be unreasonable?" Seeing dozens of aunts glaring at her, Jacy quickly explained: "We are here to protest for the sake of the earth."

"Do you know that the earth is our only home, and the powerful nuclear weapons are enough to destroy the entire earth."

"Developed countries in the world have already banned nuclear weapons, and Mozi Science and Technology wants to conduct research on nuclear fusion. Isn't this discrediting us?"

The reasonable Cao Dahong put down the loudspeaker in his hand and looked puzzled: "Don't lie to us old women, the only country in the world that has used nuclear weapons is country M."

"Also, Professor Li Mo's research on nuclear polar change is for the purpose of building a power station and generating electricity for everyone to use."

"Did you know that electricity costs 70 cents a kilowatt-hour now, but after the power station is built, the electricity costs only 20 cents a kilowatt-hour!"

"This is a great thing, and you want to destroy it?"

It doesn't work to be reasonable

Jacy frowned, rolled his eyes, and pointed to a nanny car parked by the side of the road: "Did you see that car?"

"It's the environmental princess of Sweden, who is the guest of many world leaders."

Then, she pointed to the live streaming cars parked on the opposite side of the road: "In those cars, there are reporters from major newspapers in Europe and M."

"If your behavior today is reported by them, wouldn't it be embarrassing for the Chinese people?"

The parrot head of emotion is working for others Cao Dahong's 60 years of life experience made her instantly understand why this scene happened.

A surge of righteousness burst out from his chest.

Cao Dahong looked upright: "Jacy ​​Jixi"

"Tsk tsk. You're a native of China, but you want to name it a bird. I'm really worried about your parents."

"Old with nothing to support. Old with nothing to support"

Hearing Cao Dahong's fluent foreign language, Jacy knew that the aunt had pronounced her name wrongly on purpose, pouted her mouth, and raised her eyebrows to get angry.

Cao Dahong looked at her hair with pitiful eyes, and said with a mocking smile: "Good black hair, dyed like a hybrid parrot, is it a bird?"

hybrid parrot as bird

Jacy's blood rushed to her throat, dizzy: "Ahem."

A boy behind her quickly stepped forward and hugged her.

The boy roared angrily: "Auntie, why are you so unreasonable and still swearing?"

Cao Dahong smiled contemptuously: "Reasonable?"

"It's reasonable to use the banner of foreigners to bully us."

"What kind of environmental protection princess, I am!"

"I don't know how many jobs Mozi Technology contributes every year and how much tax it pays. But I know that since its establishment, more than 500 Hope Primary Schools have been built in impoverished mountainous areas."

"Before I retired, I was a teacher. I once went to Southwest China to support teaching. I know that what is most needed there is the investment in education."

"In my opinion, you are a bunch of food wasters."

After finishing speaking, Cao Dahong waved his hand, and the team behind him was ready to open up and start the square dance performance at night.

"You guys..." Seeing this, Jacy jumped up from the boy's arms, regardless of pretending to be weak: "You guys will make it hard for me to confess to Mike."

As soon as she said this, she immediately realized that something was wrong, turned around, and looked timidly at the boy behind her.

"Mike." The boy looked surprised: "Have you guys not broken yet?"

"Didn't you tell me that you only had one night with this M countryman?"

Jacy covered her mouth and shook her head: "Dashan, it's not what you think."

"Mike promised that as long as our Green Earth completes this mission, he will help me apply for foreign citizenship and give me a lot of money. I will take you with me then."

The boy named Dashan had a look of disbelief: "Where did he assign you the task, bed?"

After finishing speaking, he let out a loud roar, tore off the T-shirt on his body, and fell heavily on the ground.

"Chairman, why are you leaving?"

"Wait for us!"

Auntie PK Green Earth - complete victory!

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Zhou Dong, who returned to reality from his memory, was even more confused, where did the boss find Cao Dahong, who is so powerful in combat, and how did he know Jacy's secret.

Li Mo laughed and said, "I didn't invite these aunts, do you believe it or not?"

"Also, the catalyst has already been sent to the Zhurong Base by the Navigator."

"These trucks in front of us are empty."