I Heard You Are an Alien

After eating lunch, several people went to the nearby computer city.

Xiao Xiaohong was blushing, holding Liang Chen's clothes in one hand, and holding an ice cream in the other. The cute appearance made him attract the attention of many women along the way.

"Which brand do you want to see first?"

"What brand did you buy?"

"Am I?" Yi Ti said a domestic brand. Although the appearance of this brand's things is not good-looking, but domestic products, its configuration will be higher for the same price, and maintenance points are easier to find. However, she does n’t have to waste anything, and now she has bought the laptop she used for two or three years, and it has never broken.

"Then this brand!" Liang Chen immediately clapped.

"... are you too casual?"

"Say, go."

It's the uncle who spends money. Since the other party's mind is determined, Yi Ti is not good at saying anything. Several people soon arrived near the counter of the brand, and a salesperson greeted him, "what should I buy?"

"Notebook."

"Please come and take a look here." The salesman pointed to the right. "Our laptops are all here. What kind of requirements do you have for configuration, size, and price?"

When I was talking, he looked at Yi Ti subconsciously.

There is no reason for it. Of the three people present (Cecil: QAQ for existence!), Only she belongs to the category of adults (Liang Chen: = Dish = Who is a minor!).

Facing this silent scorn, Liang‧Fuhao‧Chen cherished Xiaohongye cleanly and said in a very hateful heroic tone, "Which one do you like?"

Xiaohongye glanced left and right, and pointed his finger at a red notebook, with a few maple leaf patterns floating in the lower right corner of its lid.

"What about the red leaves ..." Yi Ti originally thought that this guy of Liang Chen was really too casual. Now it seems that it may be a coincidence of fate. The red maple leaf is not exactly red leaf + small maple? The names of the two buddies were revealed, and it is no wonder that Xiaohongye chose this one.

The salesman continuously introduced, "This is the latest notebook in our family. In addition to this series, there are several other colors, such as ..."

Bian Liangchen's response was to take out a card directly: "That's it, help me get a new one. Can you swipe it here?"

"... Yes."

Yi Yi Ti: "..." So what is the significance of her company?

"Guest, do you need us to install various programs?" The sales clerk asked quickly while invoicing. "This service is just right now."

"how much is it?"

"It's free. But if you need to install anti-virus software, I have a genuine software here, just a discount ..."

"Come on."

好的 "Okay, do you need an external keyboard? Just add 30 yuan and we will get one. Because some customers think that the keyboard of the notebook is not very easy to use, so ..."

"I bought it."

"We still have such an activity, plus 20 yuan, you can upgrade the mouse to ..."

"Upgrade."

"That's it, we ..."

"Just say everything in one go!" Liang Chen bounced a few blue tendons on her forehead and patted the card directly to the table. "Necessities give me everything at once."

"Okay, okay." The salesman smiled and opened the flowers.

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

Pu Liangchen blew her hair in her sight: "What's your look?"

"I think," Yi Ti sincerely offered a suggestion, "You better not buy in the crowded time in the future."

"... why?"

"I'm afraid you'll be strangled to death." But would it be so profitable to open a shop near the school? Obviously her business is so bad ... this is definitely not a matter of character!

"... hmm!" Liang Chen wanted to fly the woman, but considering something, he had to hold back his temper for a while and whispered to her, "I'll get a password for me later."

"Why don't you come by yourself?"

"..."

"Ah." Yi Ti responded, because the gadget seemed to be an electrical appliance. She couldn't help but want to laugh, "Then how do you usually buy things?"

"I usually just buy food, and people who collect water and electricity will come to the door automatically." Liang Chen replied impatiently, "I do n’t need a card."

"..." In all senses, it is a barren life. After waiting, Yi Ti realized what it was, and said incredible, "Willn't you ... be the first time to swipe the card?" So excited or something, just remember to say "buy buy buy".

"To shut up!!!"

The pen in the hands of the salesman was so frightened that he fell directly to the floor, and he looked at the two suspectedly in quarrel.

Yi Yi Ti quickly smiled at him apologetically, and pulled Liang Chen to the other side: "You give me a little voice."

"... who do you think is wrong?"

Yi Yi Tifu, she did not expect that the incredible thing is the truth, this guy ... was forced to live in primitive society, right? Of course, considering someone's mood, she didn't continue the topic, just asking: "What is the password?"

"Six Six."

"..."

Later, because it took a while to install all kinds of software, Liang Chen felt impatient after waiting for a while, took a chair and sat down, picked up a magazine and flipped it up. On the contrary, Xiao Hongye, lying at the table staring at the computer with interest, kept watching, the salesman was kind and kind, and said something to him from time to time.

Yi Yi Ti glanced around and found that the counter next door seemed to be active, so she walked over. No way, women are inherently immune to words like "discount".

After I walked by, Yi Ti realized that the keyboard was discounted. She was watching casually, and suddenly there were two male voices on the other side of the corner—

"You deliberately pulled me out just to buy a keyboard?"

"Yes."

"You can do this kind of thing yourself?"

"But I have no money."

"... Does my existence mean your cash machine?"

"Don't you say that? And babysitter."

"Hey!"

Listening to this interesting conversation, Yi Ti couldn't help but bend her corner of her mouth, but made no sound with interest. She walked to the counter around the corner, pretending to look there inadvertently, and found two men standing there.

Tong Mingming looks about the same age. One is wearing a burgundy shirt and black casual trousers, while the other is wearing a middle-aged uncle-style T-shirt and shorts plus slippers. The former looks like an elite, but the latter looks like a squatting squat at home. There are still a lot of stubble on the mouth, and there is still a burning smoke in the mouth. Two people who seem completely disagreeable seem to be good friends.

At a glance, she immediately turned her head away. After all, she didn't know her, so it was considered impolite to look at it so eagerly that she would be noticed after reading it.

Suddenly the moment she turned back, the lazy man glanced at her.

的 The friend next to him asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

"That girl seemed to peek at me just now."

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Brother, can your voice be louder?

"You think too much." The burgundy shirt youth rolled his eyes. "No woman will peek at you these days."

"Well, I was wrong, she is actually peeking at you."

"……I?"

因为 "Because you are wearing such a stuffy red shirt, it looks like a **** guy."

"I'm back!" He was desperately busy, why was he here with this guy?

"Don't go!" The dead-house-like young man sincerely extended Erkang's hand. "Little buddy, at least, before leaving the keyboard, lunch money and the fare to go home.

"Goodbye."

Yi Yi Ti watched the back of the two leaving, always felt a subtle sense of familiarity, illusion?

"What's the matter, Xiaoti?" Cecil asked softly.

"No, nothing."

After chanting, Yi Ti and the "brothers" waited for more than an hour. Before Liang Chen almost scratched the floor, everything was finally done. Yi Ti felt that at that moment, someone almost cried out—he had never looked at a computer magazine without pretending to understand it, but he was actually quite hard.

上 The bus was very calm this time without any accidents.

Pu Liangchen pretended to look at the scenery through several people, don't say awkwardly, "After you go back, teach this little ghost to use the computer."

"Should the people in your store do the same?"

"Those guys only take him badly." Spreading "Seeds" secretly all day, don't think he doesn't know what it is without a computer!

"I'm fine, but," Yi Ti thought of a serious matter, "Is Xiaohongye literate?"

"... ghost, do you read?"

Xiao Xiaoye nodded strongly.

He was relieved.

"Xiao Feng taught me that I would write my own name, and one to ten of Chinese characters and Arabic numerals."

"..." The youth was stiff, "other than that?"

"I, you, he ..." The little dog demon nodded his fingers, counting the words he knew one by one.

Bian Liangchen: "... wait," he tried to dying, "how do you know that he left you the QQ number?"

因为 "Because he drew a penguin in front of the numbers!" Xiao Hongye replied, "Xiao Feng said, this penguin's name is QQ."

Tong Liangchen: "..."

Yi Yiti is speechless. Is this guy just paying for the phone without realizing the basic situation?

Although things seem extremely troublesome now, they are solved in an extremely easy way. That is, Xiao Hongye learned to log in and turn on the video mode after Yi Ti applied for the QQ number.

枫 His little friend Xiaofeng promised to teach him to read characters in this way in the future. To this end, Yi Ti bought a tablet for Xiaohongye so that he could practice while learning.

By the way, Xiao Feng is two years older than Hongye, six years old this year, and has become a glorious elementary school student a few days ago.

Every day since then, the little boy's clear and lovely voice can be heard in the corner of the Liangchen Hotel, repeating "Apple! Po Ying Ping, Song Wu Wo! One by one, one by two ..." The discourse of the kind has instead become an iconic scene in his shop.