I Found A Planet

Gao Xiaozhi, male, 23 years old, was born in a poor rural area and had a junior high school education. He used to be an ordinary assembly line worker in a factory with a monthly income of about 3,000 yuan.

But now, he is an Internet celebrity anchor with 830,000 fans on Douyin. Because he can come and play, his monthly income has reached about 80,000.

Getting such a high income is not free. He must make some exaggerated, eye-catching, and funny videos, which must be attractive enough.

So he played the project of lighting firecrackers in the crotch, and his little brother was almost cooked, and he couldn't touch his girlfriend Cuihua for a month.

Wan Wan ate two catties of devil peppers in one go, and was so hot that he went to the hospital. He was issued a critical illness notice, and it took three days to rescue him.

There are also dangerous projects such as high-altitude bungee jumping and cliff walking. As long as they can attract attention, Gao Xiaozhi has tried them all.

His desperation allowed him to earn up to 200,000 a month!

But because the market competition is too fierce and there are more and more desperate peers, he finds that short videos are becoming more and more difficult to make, and the number of clicks is getting less and less.

Revenues have also plummeted.

In his case, he should either be more radical and start a more exciting project.

Either transform in time and make short videos that are equally eye-catching but less dangerous.

But like him, an anchor with a fixed fan base, once his style changes suddenly, he will lose followers like crazy and lose countless fans.

If he doesn't transform, no matter how exciting he is, he won't be able to continue playing, and he may kill himself... He is actually afraid of death.

It just so happened that a robot was delivered to him and performed a series of amusing performances in the big house he bought in the city, which made him laugh out loud.

The male salesman said to him: "Give me 10,000 yuan, and I will sell this robot to you, and then according to our company's arrangement, we will release short videos uniformly. I believe you should know how many funny videos this robot can make." .”

"make a deal!"

Gao Xiaozhi agreed without hesitation. With a burst of inspiration, he doesn't have to worry about not having any material available this year.

A cunning flashed in the male salesman's eyes, and he secretly said: If you are uneducated, you are easy to cheat. I made nearly 30,000 yuan for your order!

And according to the Internet celebrity groups he came into contact with, he found that, except for a few smart ones, and other fools, the company didn’t need to pay advertising fees at all, and even gave him money according to his requirements, which made him realize what it means "Fool's money is best earned, and high technology crushes illiterates."

Although the male salesman looked down on Internet celebrity anchors like Gao Xiaozhi from the bottom of his heart, he immediately went on the road to find the next idiot.

As if Gao Xiaozhi had found a treasure, he immediately followed the instructions in the manual, and within three days, recorded more than a dozen satisfactory short videos:

"Friends, veterans, this is the cleanest robot sweeping in the world. The effect after cleaning the room. Friends, it's Chinese New Year, how much garbage is there in the house? Do you want this sweeping robot?" To the floor where you can look in the mirror.

"Wow~ I'm so tired, when will I finish, I'm so tired..." In the screen, the robot keeps complaining.

"Don't stop me, I still have to mop the floor, wah wah~~" In the screen, the robot that was blocked in the way wailed loudly, and the scene was hilarious.

"Wow~Wow, I'm finally done, I can finally rest, wow~" This is the voice of the robot with relief in joy after finishing the work.

These short videos.

On the fifth day of the first lunar month, it was released intensively and watched by hundreds of thousands of fans.

After watching the video.

Fans responded enthusiastically:

"Damn it, it's so clean. My house hasn't been cleaned for three or four days. It's as dirty as a doghouse."

"Hahahahaha, the robot actually cried and said it was tired."

"Funny, so funny!"

"Brother Zhi, I bought this robot, and I want to get one too."

"66666..."

"Hahahaha, Ma Dan, my stomach hurts from laughing, brother Zhi, don't stop it from working."

"What a cute robot, I bought it there, and I want it too."

"It's Chinese New Year, abuse a poor robot, you are too much, anchor!"

"Brother Zhi, where can I buy such a fun robot?"

Not only the anchor Gao Xiaozhi, but nearly 200 other internet celebrity anchors also uploaded their short videos one after another.

"Wow wow~"

"So tired, so tired~!"

"Don't stop me, I have to mop the floor!"

All of a sudden, the magical baby voice crying and complaining sounded all over the short video platforms.

attracted a lot of attention.

Most of the audience reacted in the following ways:

"Wow, the floor is really clean, this robot is amazing."

"Hahaha, what a funny robot."

"Anchor, you can buy this robot there, and I want to buy one to take home!"

"Anchor, send me a purchase link, such an interesting robot, as long as it is less than 10,000, I will buy it immediately!"

At least 30% of the audience showed their willingness to buy.

About one tenth of the audience showed a strong willingness to buy and began to search for purchase links everywhere on the Internet.

Within two or three days, the funny short video about the Wow robot spread like a virus on various short video platforms, and was played at least tens of millions of times.

Chen Jin only spent five or six million yuan to achieve the initial publicity effect.

But Liang Ying, the director of the sales department, still couldn't understand. She said: "Mr. Chen, there is no need to spend money to find those Internet celebrities to advertise. We register a few accounts by ourselves and let the company employees shoot videos and upload them. ability, it will definitely attract a lot of clicks!"

Chen Jin shook his head and said, "Public opinion on platforms such as Douyin and Kuaishou are not very good. Directly registering an account and promoting it will lower the style of our Xinghai company. We are a company that makes technology products, so we shouldn't get too involved in it." In a vulgar carnival."

So these short video platforms are just a stepping stone for Chen Jin to save money.

When the company develops and grows in the future, and the funds are sufficient, it will no longer consider this kind of out-of-the-way publicity.

When the first wave of publicity swept through the major short video platforms in full swing.

Chen Jin has been brewing for a long time to promote the second round of the Wow robot promotion, and it has been brewed and completed.

...

Hellfire planet.

Big pit base.

In the board room where the supercomputer is placed.

"Alice, have you finished the few videos I asked you to make?" Chen Jin asked.

"It's done, master, the three short films "The Mission of the Wah-Wah Robot", "Wah-Wah Fights the Garbage Planet", "Wah-Wah Loves to Cry, But It's the Hero Who Protects the Earth", Alice has finished all three short films! The total of the three short films is only ten minutes , but it took Alice half a month to finish rendering..."

"Master, can you ask the robot to pick up some supercomputers with better performance and upgrade Alice's hardware? Only when Alice's computing power improves, can I better help you, Master."

Alice coquettishly said.

"The supercomputer, the robot exploration team has been looking for it, but they have searched in more than a dozen cities in the south, but they have not found a better supercomputer, but you can rest assured that when the base's search capabilities are enhanced and it can explore a larger area, it will definitely Find a computer with better performance, and upgrade the hardware for you when the time comes."

"Thank you master!" Alice smiled sweetly.

"Well, send me all three short films, and send them to my laptop using WiFi signals."

Chen Jin said that Alice cracked the WiFi communication encoding format of the notebook computer on the earth side, and learned 2TB of earth network technical materials downloaded in the notebook, including machine language, assembly language, C language...all of them are thoroughly mastered, It can be directly interconnected with computer products on the other side of the earth.

and data transfer.

"Okay, master!"

In just a few seconds, three short films appeared on Chen Jin's laptop.

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