I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

free?

free!

free? !

　　 Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang in surprise, is it possible that he wants to try the so-called Big Stomach King activity? But the waiter clearly said that so far no one has successfully challenged him. Is he crazy?

"Hey!"

"I tell you not to mess around!" Yang Xiaoman said solemnly: "The waiters have said that this big stomach king is very difficult to challenge. No one can succeed yet. I advise you not to try it, just in case. Going to the hospital again."

Faced with Yang Xiaoman’s advice, Xu Mang just smiled. He has many characteristics, among them, he goes upstream. Another word is that he is very iron. The more people don’t let him do things, the more he wants to go. Go on.

　　 This is the situation now,

　　 If Yang Xiaoman is so persuasive, let's just pay for dinner, Xu Mang might be thinking... However, Yang Xiaoman used a negative attitude, which directly aroused Xu Mang's desire to fight.

"Humph!"

　　 "It's not that I am a person who likes to brag, if I release my waistband, this store may go bankrupt!" Xu Mang showed disdain and said calmly, "You can eat whatever you like today, it's free anyway!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, and he didn't care about this guy's life or death. Anyway, he didn't see the coffin or shed tears... Just do what you love.

　　 Of the Japanese ingredients ordered, Yang Xiaoman’s favorite is sashimi, especially this fish belly sashimi, the meat is delicious and tender, squeeze a little mustard on it, and then dip it with sashimi soy sauce, this deliciousness can reach the top of the head instantly.

of course,

　　 Wagyu beef and tempura are also Yang Xiaoman's favorite ingredients. The flat cooking method of this wagyu beef is very special. It is almost cooked on the surface and most of it is raw. The waiter said that only in this way can the taste of wagyu be reflected to the greatest extent.

　　For this kind of bullshit,

　　 Xu Mang wanted to find a wooden stick and beat the waiter to death.

　　Beef!

raw!

　　 You told me it’s delicious?

　　 Killing Xu Mang to death didn't believe that this kind of raw beef can be eaten, but... Seeing Yang Xiaoman's face full of intoxication, Xu Mang was puzzled. Is this violent airport a zombie variant?

"what?"

　　 "Why don't you eat it?" Yang Xiaoman picked up a piece of fish belly, handed it to Xu Mang's mouth, and said softly: "Ah~~~ I'll feed you."

　　 "Ah you are so big!"

　　 "All these things are born...Don't you know that they are prone to parasites?" Xu Mang said solemnly.

"Hey!"

　　 "Are you annoying?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance, and the atmosphere that he managed to build up was destroyed by a word of this guy. There was no sentiment at all, dead stick!

　　 Yang Xiaoman ate the fish belly on the chopsticks in one bite, and said viciously: "You didn't see me squeeze a bit of mustard? Mustard can be used for sterilization. I don't understand anything... just open your mouth."

　　 original,

　　 Xu Mang might give up arguing, but Yang Xiaoman's words ignited the soul of his heart.

Baidu took a look at the mustard sterilization. Sure enough, there was an article on it that wrote about mustard sterilization. Xu Mang coughed slightly and said to Yang Xiaoman: “First of all, I want to explain that the mustard you eat is not horseradish, but spicy. root!"

"Horseradish, also known as horseradish, belongs to the order of Papaveraceae, cruciferous... Compared with wasabi, horseradish is cheaper." Xu Mang looked at the phone screen, completely ignoring Yang Xiaoman's gradually angry expression, and said to himself: " Horseradish and horseradish can kill bacteria. Horseradish contains isothiocyanate, and horseradish contains allyl isothiocyanate."

　　 "But..."

　　 "You need the corresponding concentration. Take the fish belly you just ate as an example. You need to use two tubes of horseradish, and then marinate for 24 hours. It is almost sterilized, otherwise it is nonsense!"

Xu Mang raised his head and said with a smile: "This kind of thing can only stimulate the tongue, but cannot suppress bacteria. It is a deadly behavior to rely on condiments to deal with Vibrio parahaemolyticus and Anisakis nematodes in marine fish. The best way to eat fish is It's cooked."

　　 Yang Xiaoman exploded,

　　 completely exploded!

　　 walked to Xu Mang's side, flew on him, and then sat down on his face, pulling his hair with both hands, and roared: "You are a good man, you have to refute everything the old lady says!"

"Say!"

　　 "Are you good at the bar?!" Yang Xiaoman asked with a dark face.

　　 finished...

　　 This woman is crazy!

　　 Xu Mang’s eyes were dark, because the **** of the violent airport was sitting on his face, not to mention... the appearance looks quite dry, but the tightness after contact is really good.

　　 What a pity...

　　 Mom said that a girl with a big **** gave birth to a son, and she estimated that Yang Xiaoman had a daughter.

　　 My daughter is also good, little padded jacket.

Ugh?

　　How did I think of my daughter from the airport?

　　 "Ahem!"

　　 "Can you get up first?" Xu Mang said with difficulty, "I am a little out of breath."

"what!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman reacted, blushing and lifting his **** from Xu Mang’s face, standing far away, staring at him and cursing: "Smelly rascal, take advantage of my old lady..."

I...

　　 It was you who pounced on it!

　　 Xu Mang's anger, this woman is totally unreasonable, also...if it can be reasonable, it won't be so.

　　 "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble..."

　　 "You hurry up and eat, I'll be free in a minute."

　　 "Annoying!"

　　...

　　 Under Yang Xiaoman's efforts, all the ingredients were consumed, and he glanced at Xu Mang who had not been dripping in, and said, "I'm done..."

"Oh..."

　　 "Ding Dong!"

　　 Xu Mang pressed the bell next to him.

　　 soon,

　　 The waiter asked respectfully: "Hello sir, what can I do for you?"

　　 "A bowl of super large eel rice!"

"Ok!"

　　 a moment,

　　 The waiter ran to the back kitchen with a hint of the excitement, and the chef said, "There is a silly shortcoming who has a large bowl of eel rice. Make it quickly!"

"Oh?"

　　 "Another warrior?" The chef chuckled, "Boss can do this. Taking advantage of the consumer's mentality of taking advantage, someone actually pays for the 3,999 bowl of eel rice."

"Yes!"

"The cost is only more than 800, but in conjunction with the activity, the price is directly doubled, and then launched as a free gimmick..." The waiter smiled: "As expected of the slaughterhouse in the past, this pig killing ability... It makes people sigh."

indeed,

　　 Since the launch of the so-called Big Stomach King campaign, coupled with various channels of publicity, this bowl of eel rice, which sells for 4,999, has become popular throughout the Internet and has become a heavyweight Internet celebrity food. Of course, it is all capital operation.

　　 People first see that this bowl of eel rice is not its price, but the so-called free. As long as the free and the sky-high price are mixed together, there will be countless people willing to try it. What if you become the lucky one?

　　 This is a gamble,

　　 But in the end all the participants were killed, and the real winner was the initiator of the event.

Ha ha,

　　 looks like a stock market!

for a long time,

　　 The waiter used a cart to push a bowl of eel and rice, saying that the bowl was actually a bucket, with three kabayaki eel on the top and white rice on the bottom, and then sprinkled a handful of white sesame seeds.

　　 "Wait a minute!"

　　 "How many bowls of eel rice is this?" Xu Mang asked curiously~www.readwn.com~ Damn! "

　　 Three eels and a bucket of rice dared to sell for 4,999. Who gave them the courage?

　　 "You are too much, right?" Xu Mang was very displeased: "The country is severely cracking down on random pricing, and your store is doing the opposite. Do you think the Consumer Rights Protection Law is just decoration?"

"Mr!"

　　 "Please don't talk nonsense, we all use high-quality ingredients at such a price... a clear conscience!" The waiter said with a face of justice: "If you intend to continue to be harassed, then... we can only use a lawyer's letter to warn!"

　　 Not only Xu Mang was furious, but even Yang Xiaoman was extremely angry, so arrogant!

　　 At this time,

　　 Xu Mang planted a seed of vengeance in his heart, and he decided to teach this store!

　　 time,

　　 is tomorrow!

　　 Then don't eat today...

　　 "Then what..."

　　 "Lend me two thousand yuan?" Xu Mang drew at Yang Xiaoman and said, "I don't have enough money."

"give."

after that.

Xu Mang ended the meal with an angry mood. Hearing the waiter say'come next time', he felt like being stabbed with a knife in his heart, but there is no way, because only by showing weakness can he let the enemy Take it lightly.

"are you free tomorrow?"

　　 "Yes!" Yang Xiaoman nodded, "What's wrong?"

　　 "Come and eat Japanese food."

　　 "You still want to eat?" Yang Xiaoman asked in surprise.

　　 Xu Mang smiled, his expression gradually wretched: "I plan to invite the teacher and classmates to eat together tomorrow!"

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