I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Summer is here, the college entrance examination is coming, and it's the annual trial season.

Xu Mang is in control of the destiny of all junior high school students in Zhejiang Province. At this time, he is writing out the college entrance examination papers. It is the first time he is preparing the college entrance examination papers... It is inevitable that he will feel a little nervous, for fear that the details are not handled properly, which will cause a lot of trouble. Troubled, but soon the state adjusted back.

4:30 in the afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman returned to the apartment. In the last few days, she will leave work an hour and a half earlier. Anyway, she is in charge of the company, and no one dares to say a'no'.

The main reason for Xiaoman to go home early is to supervise the fleeing criminals at home to prevent people from stalking and disappearing. It's irritating to think about it... he spends more than half of the time outside in May, even though he knows he is. At work, not even returning home is very irritating.

"what?"

"Why are you so behaved today?" Yang Xiaoman opened the door and saw Xu Mang sitting in front of the computer, with a serious expression on his face, and hurriedly said, "I found inspiration?"

"No..."

"Today, Teacher Teng from Jiangda University found me to take the test paper. As a result, I was too busy some time ago. I forgot about it. I will start copying the test paper on June 1st and then seal it up." Xu Mang said innocently: "Xiao Man... I'm too difficult."

Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance and said angrily: "What is your difficulty? It's not that the papers have not been published. The final exams of Ning City and the papers of the Zhejiang Olympic Mathematical Competition were all produced by you."

"Different!"

"The degree of influence is different. There are one or two geniuses in Zhejiang Province. Although these geniuses have never appeared in front of me, you can't stop them from being in this world." Xu Mang sighed, "If you are so called by these My genius passed the pass, and the title of Xu Devil became a joke."

really!

This guy is starting to be rude again.

at this time,

Xiaoman thinks of Xu Mang's not forgetting the original intention, the so-called not forgetting the original intention, this original intention is actually his evil taste.

sometimes,

Yang Xiaoman wanted to unscrew Xu Mang's Tianling Cap to see what was in it, and why his thoughts were different from those of others, and almost everything he did was friction between madness and death.

"Get out slowly, I'll cook for you."

Yang Xiaoman put on an apron and began to make today’s dinner. Since the birth of Yang’s braised pork, and Xu Mang’s affirmation, Xiaoman’s cooking skills can be described by leaps and bounds. Under only relying on recipes, Xiaoman Become a real little cook.

Mainly small...

Occasionally, there will be several mistakes, but those mistakes are harmless.

soon,

Yang Xiaoman came out with the tomato sirloin with a happy smile on her face. This is the first time she tried to make tomato sirloin. She just tasted it by herself. There was no problem, and she was planning to show off.. .

Xu Mang was shocked.

"Haha, done!"

"what!"

Immediately after,

A mess in the living room, splashing soup, broken dishes, and red-hot Qianqian hands.

Xu Mang was stunned, looking at Yang Xiaoman's aggrieved look, he hurriedly got up and ran to her, with the word'heartache' written on her face, and comforted: "Don't panic or panic... Let's go to the hospital for treatment. !"

"pain..."

"It's hot and painful." Yang Xiaoman's big watery eyes stared at Xu Mang in a daze. This lethal power directly killed Xu Mang in seconds.

quickly,

Xu Mang accompanied Xiaoman to the hospital. Not to mention the seriousness. When the doctor observed it, blisters had formed. However, Xiaoman's concern at this time was not whether it hurts or not, but whether it left scars. .

"Generally speaking... it will leave obvious scars. The fibrous connective tissue of the skin where the wound is healed will proliferate to fill, connect, support, and protect the surrounding normal scalded scar tissue." The doctor said seriously: "If there is no scar after trauma Repair, the wound cannot heal."

Yang Xiaoman collapsed, staring at Xu Mang and wishing to kill him.

My old lady, my magical Qianqian hand was so treated.

Bastard!

"But..." the doctor said solemnly: "Your trauma only hurts the epidermis of the skin. It does not affect the germinal layer of the skin, so there will be no scars. This is just a small trauma."

Heard the doctor,

Yang Xiaoman's originally desperate heart is resurrected again, as long as he doesn't leave scars, he can say anything.

After adding a little smeared scald plaster, Yang Xiaoman sat in the car alone and glum, and was stunned with Xu Mang.

The original space of the car was small, and neither of them spoke, resulting in an embarrassing atmosphere.

"Ugh?"

"Even if you leave scars, I will want you." Xu Mang suddenly said.

"nonsense!"

"Do you dare to dump my old lady?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "Fortunately, I had fast eyes and hands and didn't cause scars, otherwise...you have to twist your head off. "

"Damn..."

"Now that the technology is so advanced, scars are not a problem." Xu Mang said seriously: "I have read a report before. There are many treatments for scars in the world, and the effect is good. It's just a little expensive. It doesn't matter."

"Humph!"

"You have the most reason. Anyway, it's not burning your hands." Yang Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said angrily: "I am a patient... Do you know what to do?"

What I mean right now is that I need to take care of me.

at this time,

It's definitely not the time to be ironic. After all, I had a mistake first, and then... Xiaoman is the biological mother of the children in the future, and it is necessary to take care of her 360 degrees without any dead ends.

Back to the apartment,

First, I wrapped a dozen shrimp wontons and fed them to her mouth one by one after they were cooked, and then Xiaoman’s most anticipated part was that she needed a bath... but the doctor said that the wound should not touch water, so she needed A loved one helped.

Loved ones...

There is no relative, but a husband!

"You seem to be looking forward to it?" Xu Mang washed the dishes, returned to the sofa and saw Yang Xiaoman's expectant expression, and asked curiously: "What happened?"

Yang Xiaoman pouted and said carefully: "I want to take a bath..."

"Then wash it!"

"Why do you have to tell me about taking a bath?" Xu Mang said calmly, "I'll find a few plastic bags for you to put on, so that the wound will not touch water, hehe...Is it because of my wit? Shocked?"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Shock your head!

Is this a problem with plastic bags?

this is...

"Humph!"

"Pretending to be dumb...Do you think it's useful?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said angrily: "Don't you help this queen undress?"

finally,

Xu Mang has not escaped his fate, but Fate is always joking with him. Everything was originally the rules, until the rules were destroyed because of the physical function, and the scene was full of weird aura.

night,

Always come so suddenly,

Because there was a fierce battle before, and now there is a phase of peace in the world.

Yang Xiaoman fell asleep,

Xu Mang got up,

He was about to complete the next AB papers. Before he had completed three sets of mathematics ABC papers, he was hit hard before showing off his achievements to Xiaoman.

I have to say it is a human tragedy.

The three sets of mathematics college entrance examination papers are of moderate difficulty, and each set is a test of comprehensive ability. Before Xu Mang liked to examine the logical thinking ability of others, now he is more inclined to all aspects of ability, including psychological affordability.

In these three sets of papers, there is a hidden attribute. The multiple-choice questions are either all A, all B or all C. Even if someone does the multiple-choice questions with their own strength, they will be defeated by this wonderful method.

Sorry...

Just ask if you believe it or not? !

of course,

This is the case for multiple-choice questions, and this is also the case for major topics. First, it examines logical thinking, then comprehensive ability, and finally the level of psychological quality.

After traveling a long distance, I finally found myself back to the original point.

Just ask if you dare to write? !

"Ugh..."

"I'm sorry..." Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly to himself: "Your education department requires you to find them if you have something to do."

In summary...

Physics and chemistry are very simple, but the difficulty lies in biology.

It took Xu Mang two hours to complete the subject of physics and chemistry, but he didn't know anything about this biology.

After thinking about it,

He handed this task to Xiaoman, but he had to brainwash Xiaoman first.

The next day,

early morning.

Yang Xiaoman was in the WeChat group at work yesterday because of his injury. He told everyone in the company that their boss had taken a few days off, so Xiaoman was sleeping late at this time.

Snapped!

Taking a pat on her little ass, Xu Mang smiled and said, "Little lazy pig has gotten up, and the sun has been dead for a long time!"

Took a look at the time,

It was less than nine o'clock at this time, Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang and asked, "My mother, I am not a plant. What does the sun have to do with me getting up? Do I still have to photosynthesize?"

Hehe,

Is it true that those who are near Zhu are red and those who are near Mo are black?

Xiaoman is a little skinny.

This is a good sign!

"I have something to do with you." Xu Mang sat on the bedside and said earnestly: "The college entrance examination students in Zhejiang Province need your spur on them!"

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

What do you mean?

What does the college entrance examination students in Zhejiang have to do with me?

"Little Man!"

"Help me with some biological questions to completely make them autistic." Xu Mang said: "We once again joined forces to let the candidates know the fear of being ruled by the black wind."

Playing the card of feelings, Xu Mang tried to make Yang Xiaoman recall the past, the invincible time.

Not to mention,

Yang Xiaoman fell into a certain memory, in that memory... she and him were unmatched, and there was no grass wherever he went.

"Little Man!"

"Don't hesitate anymore, just do it!"

...

Jiang Da,

Teacher Teng and a group of question writers are waiting anxiously. The papers will be printed tomorrow. As a result, the papers of mathematics and science synthesis are now missing. The **** invigilator dare not directly contact Xu Mang, and the pressure is all on the question group. .

really,

Persimmons still need a soft pinch.

"Director Teng...Would you like to call and ask?" the previous doctor of Chinese Department asked: "Ask what is going on now..."

suddenly,

Teacher Teng noticed an email from his mailbox.

"coming!"

"finally come!"

Teacher Teng clicked on the e-mail and found that Xu Mang had sent it. He hurriedly shouted to everyone present: "Done! There are five sets!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

So punctual!

This speed is simply unmatched~www.wuxiaspot.com~ but the content...

The whole team began to review the papers produced by Xu Mang. First of all, there were three sets of high-number papers. Although some were not majors in science, they were also PhDs, and their mathematical foundation was quite solid.

At first, there was a glimmer of expectation on everyone's face, but ten seconds after clicking on the paper, everyone's face began to twist.

This...

This is a math paper?

determine?

......