I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hearing what her husband said, Xiaoman’s cousin had a little accident. It was not that her husband made a mistake, but that the fiancé of the accidental cousin was a bit stubborn. He had already been humiliated once on campus, and ended up in his own home. Humiliated a second time.

Although his husband is not an authoritative person in the field of mathematics, he is one of the outstanding graduates of mathematics in Columbia University. Coupled with the characteristics of his profession, errors in calculations are absolutely not allowed.

"Just ignore him."

"Basically I don't understand anything." Xiaoman's cousin glanced at Xu Mang and said calmly: "He is a physics person who understands mathematics. After all, there is a difference between pure mathematics and physics."

"Cousin, cousin-in-law!" Xu Mang said with a smile, "You are too much. I am also a professor of theoretical physics anyway. This mathematics ability is not ordinary. If you don't believe me, ask Xiaoman, my math thief is special. What awesome!"

But before Xu Mang finished his boasting, Yang Xiaoman glanced at the big idiot and asked angrily: "I don't know, don't ask me."

Yang Xiaoman doesn’t want to brag for Xu Mang anymore. He used to brag for so long before, but he was really disturbed by this guy, and he couldn’t afford to stand up in front of his cousin. Now the cousin and cousin-in-law are here, unless he is crazy. ...

"Listen!"

"Your fiancee doesn't agree with you." The cousin said with a smile on her face.

"Xiao Xu."

"Although your cousin is not a professor, he is also a PhD in mathematics at Columbia University." The cousin said earnestly: "As the saying goes, there is a mountain that cannot be crossed between me and you."

Xu Mang shrugged, and said with ease: "Oh..."

Sitting back next to Xiaoman, Xu Mang watched a very boring talk show. He was very confused about the show. Is it so good-looking?

quickly,

Time to fall asleep.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman lay on the bed, each playing with their mobile phones. Before the qualitative change, sleeping was always so desirable, but after the qualitative change, sleeping was so common and ordinary, as simple as breathing.

After a long time, the feeling of boredom will develop, and then the relationship between the two will gradually die out, but Xu Mang is a person with many tricks, and every time he can give Xiaoman a new experience of boating.

"what?"

"That's not right!" Yang Xiaoman brushed Weibo and said with a look of surprise: "The Internet is all your reports!"

"Good or bad?" Xu Mang asked blankly.

"..."

"There are good and bad." Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and said seriously: "I read some media reports and they split your words. You are now a spiritual American."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

What?

Spiritual American?

Who is this?

Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman with a bewildered face, and asked curiously: "What is a spiritual American?"

"Uh..."

"It looks like a Chinese on the surface, but in the spiritual world, it is a person who yearns for the United States." Yang Xiaoman explained: "This is the spiritual American, rudely speaking, it is a lackey on the spiritual level."

Lying!

Nima... Isn't that a terrible bastard?

Although Xu Mang was mentally prepared, he felt very uncomfortable to hear such distortion of himself.

"What about the Internet?"

"How do you evaluate me online?" Xu Mang asked.

"Online is different. After all, there are videos. Many netizens are angry at the fraud of traditional media." Yang Xiaoman brushed Facebook and Twitter, and promised to say: "I haven't seen the negative about you for the time being. news."

Xu Mang nodded. It doesn't matter how foreign countries evaluate him. He cares most about domestic reputation.

"Little Man?"

"How is the domestic public opinion voice?" Xu Mang asked.

"Wait."

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman hurriedly opened Weibo, but he did not expect that this big idiot lying next to him would be ranked No. 1 in Weibo hot search again. After ten minutes of browsing, he did not find relevant negative reports. Almost everyone Netizens fell on one side.

Just click on a Weibo and reproduce a video of Xu Mang countering a CNN reporter.

The comments below are over 30,000, and the amount of forwarding is as much as 50,000.

of course,

Compared with those traffic stars playing basketball, Xu Mang is just a baby born, after all, the amount of forwarding by others is as high as hundreds of millions!

"Support Professor Xu! A very respectable person, besides! I strongly agree that we have the first idea in our bones!"

"Damn it... these thoughts seem to have been brought by genes. The point is that no one thinks anything is wrong. This **** pride makes me unable to sleep today."

"Sorry... we are born to be number one, so we are naturally dissatisfied if we fail to be number one."

Most of the comments were directed at Xu Mang’s answer to the CNN reporter’s first question. His answer resonated strongly with many people, and even some harsh keyboard men fell on Xu Mang’s side.

but...

Those real spiritual Americans are different, such as those well-known big Vs, who feel uncomfortable...

Some of these microblogs also reported the foreign media’s evaluation of Xu Mang. The factual distorted content made many people angry, but it’s normal to think about it. After all, mainstream foreign media tend to discredit flower growers.

"Okay!"

"Almost all are on your side." Yang Xiaoman said.

"Then it's okay." Xu Mang stretched his waist, glanced at Xiao Man next to him, and asked with a grin: "Xiao Man... how about we play a game?"

"Okay!"

Yang Xiaoman suddenly became interested and asked curiously: "What game?"

"Sleep before anyone else!"

"I'll go to bed first."

Words fall,

Xu Mang closed his eyes directly, twisted his body... and fell asleep.

Yang Xiaoman: (艹艹艹) convex

hateful!

What a fool again!

at the same time,

In another room,

The cousin and cousin-in-law are completing their daily tasks, talking and communicating before going to bed, and tell each other about the people and things they encountered at work today, but... this time it is a little different. The two have a common topic.

The cousin's fiance, Professor Xu Mangxu.

"Husband?"

"I think Xu Mang is unreliable." My cousin frowned, and said with a serious face: "I am worried that my cousin will be deceived. This Xu Mang knows at first glance that he is not a good person, my cousin is such a simple person... .I'm afraid he will be bullied every day."

"You said... Is Xu Mang a violent?" The cousin said with a look of horror: "I like to drink, and make trouble whenever I drink, and use violence against my cousin whenever I make trouble, you say...Should I choose to call the police? ?"

The cousin said helplessly: "This is all fantasizing out of thin air. I don’t think you should jump to conclusions until you get the evidence, and your first feeling has never been right...every time is the opposite, based on past experience. , Xiao Xu is the one being bullied."

The cousin gave her husband a white glance. Indeed, as he said, her feeling has never been right, and even too much is that every prediction is reversed, which also caused a lot of trouble. Whenever you encounter the World Cup, European Cup, European Champions Cup and other major competitions... it is very busy.

but...

Don't win too much, otherwise you will be unlucky.

"Then what..."

"Have you finished your market analysis?" my cousin asked.

"It's almost done." The cousin nodded. At this moment, he showed a curious expression and asked: "Xiao Xu seems to be from a very wealthy family. I saw that he was wearing a Rolex green water ghost on his hand, and this outfit is also worthwhile. Not cheap."

"Rolex..."

"It's not a good brand." The cousin said helplessly: "You can buy it by biting your teeth."

"Yes."

The cousin's husband took his notebook and prepared to sit on the bed and continue working.

As a Ph.D. major in mathematics at Columbia University, his cousin is very sensitive to numbers and is also very confident. The encounter between him and his cousin was an accidental mathematical exchange. However, the cousin failed miserably at that time, but his unyielding character made him continue to do so. challenge.

Lost and lost... The cousin's husband found that he had no chance of victory, and silently married his cousin.

"Speaking..."

"When will you go home?" the cousin asked, "I have never seen your parents."

"..."

"Maybe in the next life." The cousin said blankly.

Faced with the cousin who didn’t want to go home, the cousin’s husband was also helpless. Every time they asked about going home, the relationship between the two became very stiff. Over time, they stopped mentioning it. But today, because of seeing Xiaoman and Xiao Xu, he was tempted. Sexually asked.

suddenly,

The cousin's husband, who was working, looked surprised at this time.

"what?"

"what happened?"

"No...nothing."

wrong!

There must be something.

The cousin looked at her husband with a look of horror and couldn't help but asked curiously, "What happened?"

"I..."

"I seem to have made a mistake!" The cousin frowned and said to his wife: "My market forecast seems to have an error, and... this error is not small. If the customer uses this market forecast report, I am afraid I will Ruined."

"let me see!"

My cousin took my cousin’s notebook and looked at each process very carefully from the beginning, but no problems were found. When I checked the second time, I quickly found that there was an error in a certain part in the middle, and the error value was very high. It's big, but you won't see it if you don't look closely.

"Husband!"

"You have a problem here, a very serious problem!" The cousin pointed to a place on the laptop screen and said with a serious look: "Don't make a mistake next time!"

The cousin-in-law followed the cousin's fingers and looked at the location he was pointing at, and fell into endless silence at once.

This...

Isn't this what Xiao Xu pointed to me? !

The cousin's husband tried to open his mouth several times, but he didn't succeed. He stared at the wrong place in a daze. At this time, he suddenly realized a problem. His wife carefully checked twice before finally finding the problem. , And Xu Mang just sat on the side and looked at it again, and then he knew the source of the problem.

The more I think about it, the more incredible, even a little bit scared.

What kind of person is he?

Isn't it physics?

"Don't blame yourself... This problem is hard to find. Even a math professor of mine checked it twice." The cousin said helplessly, "Good...Don't be sad, I have to go to work tomorrow."

The cousin's husband was bitter, and said sadly: "My wife... I have one thing I want to tell you."

The cousin was stunned for a moment, her brows frowned: "Do you want a divorce?"

"No no no!"

"How dare I get a divorce." The cousin husband shook his head hurriedly and said seriously: "It's about our cousin's fiancé, Xiao Xu."

"Xiao Xu?"

"What's wrong with Xu Mang?" my cousin asked ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The cousin's husband sorted out his thoughts, and said to his wife: "Actually... the mistake you just pointed out was made by Xiao Xu two hours ago. I have already pointed it out for me, but I didn't take it to heart."

"Oh..."

"I also pointed out why it was a big matter." The cousin gave her husband a white look, and then lay in the bed.

"..."

"..."

Suddenly,

The scene was silent.

Next second,

The cousin got up suddenly and stared at her husband in horror.

......