I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"finished?"

"I feel that the above is what we need!" A girl from the Department of Materials said in surprise: "Professor Xu is too fast? One hour? Or half an hour? It's all done. unbelievable."

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I can’t imagine what happened just now. Hearing the words of the girl just now, everyone present just wanted to remain silent. Professor Xu Mang Xu’s speed has reached the level of non-human beings. It seems that several posts in the school forum are true. of.

To say that Professor Xu Mang is not a human being, he is indeed not a human being, and human beings generally cannot do such things.

"You say"

"Could this be prepared by Professor Xu Mang ahead of time?" A boy from the physics department frowned and said with a serious face: "I don't believe that in an hour, Professor Xu Mang will take our All the problems have been solved, and by the way the follow-up problems have also been completed."

at this time,

The girl who was told by Xu Mang to have cried stood up, pointed to the proportions of the three elements above, and said solemnly: "No! This is not prepared in advance. Here are the data I tested before, and it happened at that time. Professor Mang stood by my side."

hiss!

It seems there will be no fakes!

Everyone fell into silence again. Professor Xu did complete all the content within an hour, not more than half an hour.

"Fuck!"

"It's so terrifying!" A boy in material science said with a wry smile: "I'm so special, is this someone I met? Is this making a movie? Or is it the plot of a novel? There is really something in the world. Such people?"

"Yes!"

"You saw it today." The boy standing next to him said: "Okay, let's not sigh, and reflect on ourselves. It is also why human beings are so good while we are from such a background."

why?

Because the others are Xu Mang!

Is this reason enough?

Although everyone is very resistant to this, they are still deeply aware of their own shortcomings. Why is Professor Xu Mang so good? People have worked harder than themselves, otherwise this excellence will not come for nothing, a whole large piece of blackboard content .

Not to mention how much time it takes to write content, this amount of calculation can make a person completely crazy.

but,

Professor Xu completed this incredible.

"I think"

"It's our attitude." The girl who was said to have cried by Xu Mang said: "We have never taken this research project seriously. We work with a coping attitude and do anything casually. Next, then shirk responsibility."

"Compared to Professor Xu, who is so much taller than us, I feel ashamed to treat me seriously from the beginning." The girl sighed and said helplessly, "Professor Xu taught me a lesson."

This girl’s words touched the soul of everyone present. Recalling that this was indeed the case before. Although everyone present was forced to join, there was a slight resistance to this research project, but this is not a reason. After all, it's a question of attitude.

at the same time,

Xu Mang stayed in Xiaoman’s dormitory. According to Yang Xiaoman’s words, one of the two must die tonight. Obviously Xiaoman intends to tear up the treaty. She is going to unilaterally breach the contract. Xu Mang is particularly helpless. .

This treaty is really fragile, if you say it is torn up, then it will be torn up, and if you say it is breached, it will be breached, and there is no need for anything.

"Ugh?"

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang was lying on the bed, looking at Xiao Man sitting at the table who was serious about writing papers, and said with a smile, "What happened to your quantum economics paper? Is it already difficult to give birth?"

"roll!"

"My essay I wrote, that is the level of the Nobel Economic Prize!" Yang Xiaoman looked back and said angrily to Xu Mang, "How else can I put on clothes and cover the quilt? Isn't it stupid?"

"cut!"

"Only the Nobel Prize in Natural Science is authoritative. I'm sorry, the others are so funny!" Xu Mang said disdainfully.

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman flew directly on Xu Mang's stomach, then raised his shameful iron fist and blasted Xu Mang's head with a hammer.

One minute,

Xu Mang admitted that the Nobel Prize in Economics is also authoritative, but he always insisted that the peace prize is shit!

"Hey!"

"Can you not be black and white?" Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a white look, and said helplessly: "Existence has its existence. How can you deny its existence so easily, you idiot!"

but,

Xu Mang did not want to entangle Xiaoman for too long on this issue. After all, time is very limited. At this time Xu Mang hugged Xiaoman, leaned to her ear, and said softly: "Where is the car going today? what?"

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"I didn't go to the kindergarten anyway." Yang Xiaoman buried his head in Xu Mang's arms and said squeakingly, "Ah, I saw what others said on the Internet and welded the car door to death. No one can today. What do you mean by getting off the bus?"

at this time,

Xu Mang showed a trace of horror, and looked at Xiaoman in surprise. This is the rhythm of car crashes and deaths!

The next day,

Xu Mang got up from the bed strenuously. He felt that his waist was not working anymore. Maybe the lumbar disc was protruding. He would feel pain when he bent a little. After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Xu Mang stood in front of the mirror and looked at his handsome self. .

"I got a lot older in one night." Xu Mang sighed. He originally thought that if he rested for fifteen days and let himself slow down, there might be unexpected gains. As a result, it was only a few days before fifteen days. For some distance, he almost didn't die in Xiaoman's hands.

fortunately!

Fortunately, it was not fifteen days, otherwise, I would really lie in the coffin board.

Out of the bathroom, Xu Mang saw Xiaoman wrapped in the quilt, half of his head was exposed, a happy smile on his face, and behind this happiness was the price of his waist disc

"Ouch, oops"

"It's dying!" Xu Mang leaned on his waist, opened a shopping app in the same city on his phone, and bought two boxes of wound ointment directly at a nearby drugstore.

soon,

Xiaoman woke up from his sleep and saw Xu Mang sitting in a chair, staring at the computer desktop stupidly, knowing that he must have been depressed yesterday, and then asked: "Oh, idiot, what are you thinking about? Does it feel humiliating?"

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"I have a prominent lumbar disc." Xu Mang turned his head back tragically, and looked at Xiaoman who was wrapped in the quilt: "It hurts more and more. I think I'm going to die."

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(っ°Д°)っ

what?

Waist disc protruding?

how is this possible!

"Don't lie to me." Yang Xiaoman asked with a worried look: "You really have a protruding lumbar disc?"

"Yeah!"

"I'm going to hurt to death!" Xu Mang said painfully, "Would you like to accompany me to the hospital? I just don't have classes today and tomorrow."

quickly,

Yang Xiaoman finished wearing his underwear in panic. It happened that Xu Mang bought the wound ointment and sent it to the dormitory downstairs. After receiving the wound ointment, Xiaoman hurriedly took out a piece and stuck it on Xu Mang's back pain. Saying that Xiaoman just pressed it lightly, Xu Mang felt his brain was blank.

"Don't worry."

"I just called an ambulance." Yang Xiaoman sat beside Xu Mang and said helplessly: "You, you have told you to exercise too much, don't keep sitting, and even run occasionally. Run or something, see the tragedy, right?"

Xu Mang: 囧

What does this have to do with sports?

Why do you have no points in your heart?

but

While he was still a wounded, Xu Mang suddenly wanted to die, but Xiaoman didn't dare to do anything to himself anyway.

"Little Man"

"Do you think I will die?" Xu Mang said with a pained expression on his face, and said with a sigh, "If I die, please don't marry someone and become a nun."

"moron!"

"You just have a protruding lumbar disc, and you are still a thousand miles away from death!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said angrily.

"Do not!"

"You don't understand low back pain." Xu Mang still maintained an expression of pain: "Xiaoman, I think I am finished this time. In my limited life, can you help me realize a dream? Can you agree to this request? "

Yang Xiaoman frowned. She felt Xu Mang seemed to be playing with fire, but seeing his sad expression on his face, she finally softened her heart and asked gently, "What's the request."

"I want to beat you." Xu Mang showed a sincere face, and pleaded with Xiaoman: "Since I knew you, I have been bullied by you. I have been beaten almost every day, so over time I have a chance to beat you. Dayton’s Dream"

"roll!"

"I want to use violence against my old lady, I think you are impatient!" Yang Xiaoman glared and said with a black face.

At this time,

The ambulance came, and Xu Mang was carried on a stretcher by the medical staff and sent directly to the best hospital in the city.

Under the doctor's observation, it was judged that repeated external forces caused minor injuries, and then a little medicine for bruises and a waist-protective restraint belt were added.

After tossing for a whole morning, the two finally returned to the dormitory. Looking at the heartless Xiaoman, Xu Mang was agitated. After thinking about it, he should report the situation to his aunt. He didn't know whether his aunt would support the return.

"Hey?"

"Mom, your daughter bullied me again!" Xu Mang's tone was filled with helplessness, "My lumbar disc is protruding, and I just came back from the hospital. What you understand is the waist problem again."

Immediately after,

Yang Xiaoman stood on the balcony with his mobile phone, constantly explaining something to his mother.

at the same time,

Xu Mang was so happy in his heart.

When Xiaoman returned to the room, Xu Mang pointed to his waist specifically, and the anger that had just accumulated in the violent airport instantly disappeared.

Humph!

Let you scream for a few more days.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman came to the second grandfather's office. Today they planned to spread out everything and talked about them.

"Ok?"

"Why are you two here?" After seeing Xu Mang and Xiaoman, the second grandfather couldn't help showing a curious expression. Generally, the young couple would not appear in front of him at the same time, unless there was something big.

"Second Grandpa!"

"Today we are here to discuss terms with you." Yang Xiaoman said preconceivedly, with a serious face: "You are too much. Xu Mang, your grandson-in-law, does not help him. You know he is in gravitational waves. How much did you put in the detection laboratory? A full 14 million yuan!"

"what?"

"Why so much?" Grandpa Second was stunned: "Xu Mang~www.wuxiaspot.com~Where did you get so much money?"

"He made it by himself." Yang Xiaoman said, "Speaking of which, the Magic Capital official and the school invested 5 million. With just such a small amount of money, is it too much to want to point fingers?"

Words fall,

Xiaoman took out a bank card, handed it to the second grandfather, and said seriously: "We don't want this funding anymore. This funding will not help."

"Naughty!" Second Grandpa frowned and scolded Yang Xiaoman: "Do you know what your behavior is? Did you negotiate terms like this?"

at this time,

Xu Mang suddenly said: "Second grandfather, you don't need to blame Xiaoman, this is what I meant."

As soon as the voice fell,

The office is silent.

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