I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 377: The boss is paralyzed again

Not only was the quick-acting heart-relief pill ready, the owner of the game hall even booked a bed in Ning City First Hospital in advance.

"boss?"

"Would you like to book the crematorium as well?" an employee asked with a smiley face.

"roll!"

"Why don't you make an appointment for the cemetery?" The boss scolded angrily, and then said again: "You must keep an eye on it. If there is any problem, directly adjust the difficulty to the highest level. It's hard to die this guy!"

"Yes!"

"Boss, don't worry." The employee said with a confident face: "Now, go straight to the highest difficulty!"

Words fall,

The employee took out the remote control and secretly pressed the button.

"carry out!"

"Boss, go home."

"Do not!"

"I want to take him away personally, anyway, today is either he or I die."

at the same time,

Xu Mang came to the claw machine, and as expected... the moment when the coin was inserted, the two nurseries came together.

"Brother... This A6 is awesome, the best model! Six hundred and fifty thousand!"

"Oh... brother... listen to me later, I think you should get this car!"

"This car has a gasoline plus 48V light-mix system, a 3.0T engine, 340P horsepower, and an acceleration of 6.6 seconds from 100 kilometers."

Xu Mang's head suddenly grew bigger, let alone... the verbal attacks of these two people are really awesome, and can interrupt your thoughts instantly. In order to shut these two idiots, Xu Mang took out his car keys , Xu Mang would not do this under normal circumstances.

but...

There is no way.

"This is my car, a Porsche GT2RS, with a standard price of 4 million. It has a horizontally facing six-cylinder engine, 700P horsepower, and an acceleration from 100 kilometers to 2.8 seconds. It is the fastest mass-produced car in Twisting North." Xu Mang said with a black face. : "Shut up, please, people who can drive this kind of car in Ning City, you can't afford it!"

"..."

Damn it!

Not to mention...this one really can't afford it.

A lively second generation!

How to do?

Returning to the quiet Xu Mang, he started to stuff game coins in it until he got ten, Xu Mang began the so-called first experiment to test the data of this crane machine, such as moving speed, descending speed, Impact strength and so on.

however...

Xu Mang's first experiment found that this crane machine was very strange.

An unspeakable weirdness.

Feeling a little bit out of control.

"What's the matter?" Yang Xiaoman saw the word "Confused" on Xu Mang's face, and hurriedly asked: "Is this one...what's the trick?"

"Ok!"

"Almost every one has done tricks, but this one has some weirdness, an indescribable weirdness, it seems to be controlled by something." Xu Mang frowned and said: "This machine is not affected by me. Control...you know."

Out of your control?

Could it be... the employees behind are manipulating it?

Yang Xiaoman took a peek at the front desk where the game currency was exchanged, and found that there were three people standing, one of whom was the boss, and the other two seemed to be employees. The three of them stared intently in this direction, obviously...there was a problem.

"How to do?"

"Do you want to call the police?" Yang Xiaoman, as Xu Mang's future wife, naturally stood with him, and she was a little angry at this time.

"No need."

"Remember when I was at Fuda, I participated in the computer network information security contest on behalf of Fuda?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "I am a top hacker in China. Just give me a mobile phone and I can create a world!"

"You fart!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "Do you think you are the protagonist of "Watch Dogs"? Use your mobile phone to connect anything that can be connected to control them."

"Ugh!"

"Art comes from life." Xu Mang said.

Words fall,

Xu Mang took out his cell phone.

"The system...how many skill points does it take to cut off the claw machine from the background with a mobile phone?"

【Recognized by the system, use the mobile phone to cut off the connection between the claw machine and the background exchange value: 10000 (hacking skills)】

Xu Mang: 囧

at this time,

Xu Mang has only 6000 hacker skills.

"what happened?"

"Black!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's frown, and said with a grin: "Aren't you really awesome?"

"..."

"I'm kidding..." Xu Mang said awkwardly but politely.

"moron!"

Yang Xiaoman didn't bother to pay attention to him, and stood alone playing with his mobile phone, letting him play to the fullest.

In the next ten minutes, Xu Mang began his own behavior of throwing coins, the crazy kind, and gradually...Xu Mang found a glimmer of light in the madness, and he finally figured out the mechanism of this crane machine.

delay!

There will be a fatal delay in operation.

And there is weakness in the feedback of strength.

by!

It really is a routine!

"I'm going to exchange some game coins and come back." Xu Mang said to Xiaoman with a dark face: "You help me occupy the position, don't let anyone take it away."

Words fall,

Xu Mang went to the exchange desk.

"Exchange three thousand game coins." Xu Mang said.

"Ha ha..."

"Isn't it particularly difficult?" The boss saw Xu Mang's dark face, he was a little excited, and said: "How about...how about it? I will refund you ten thousand yuan, and you should stop playing... these You also take all the prizes, so don't come here in the future."

"No!"

"Anyway, as long as this game hall is open, I will come here before the New Year to buy some New Year goods or something." Xu Mang said seriously: "I'm sorry...I am more stubborn."

Listen!

Sure enough, it's here to buy New Year's goods.

The boss wanted to kill the young man in front of him. If people need an enemy in this life, Xu Mang is the boss's enemy.

quickly,

After Xu Mang got the game currency, he went directly to the claw machine.

"Is it back?"

"Ok!"

"What are you going to do now?"

Xu Mang smiled, pointed to his head, and said, "Take it here!"

Immediately after,

Xu Mang took out a note and created an XYZ three-axis space on the paper, assuming that this space belongs to a closed Newtonian space.

"Ugh?"

"What are you doing?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously.

"Calculate."

"Rigid body dynamics." Xu Mang said with a smile: "In the previous thirty times, I almost got the specific value. As long as I cut this space into one millimeter, I am the **** in this space!"

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

Huh?

I don’t understand... I don’t believe it, my old lady. Do I really consider myself a god?

"I'm telling you..."

"Actually, this force system is composed of three forces." Xu Mang said with a smile: "F1, F2, F3, according to the cut space, get a space coordinate, and then I can know the equivalent single force ."

"For example... the point of action is this position, and the unit vector of the direction of the line of action is..." Xu Mang said a very long formula, and then continued: "Anyway, I can calculate any value I want. According to the value of the force, the probability of hitting each fall is judged."

"It includes subjects such as mathematics and physics, you see... if you master science, you can do whatever you want!" Xu Mang smiled, "Yes...this is the power of science!"

Yang Xiaoman pouted her mouth and looked displeased. She was very angry now, and playing with a doll actually showed a sense of scientific superiority.

"Hey!"

"You studied physics in college... wouldn't it be just to cheat other people's bosses?" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: "Knowledge is for creating happiness, not for creating obstacles."

This Nima!

He stood at the commanding heights of morality in an instant.

Good skill.

Xu Mang said helplessly: "Then you return the cosmetics!"

"..."

"For the happiness of my girlfriend, I can add a block by accident." Yang Xiaoman said arrogantly: "What do you look at? Be careful of my old lady, I will blow your head!"

Xu Mang: 囧

after that,

Xu Mang began to calculate the grappling hook collision problem.

How to solve the paper tiled below, it is estimated that only collision will work.

"idiot?"

"How do you solve the paper problem?" Yang Xiaoman said, "It's so hard to catch it."

"The resilience of the collision." Xu Mang said calmly: "There will be fluid kinematics involved. Although this is a closed space, it is not a vacuum environment, so every impact will produce air flow."

Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes directly.

At this time,

At the exchange front desk not far away, the boss and two employees were in a daze.

"What's the situation? What is he doing with paper and pen?"

"I don't know...it seems to be doing a problem."

"Could it be a neurosis?"

Faced with Xu Mang's strange behavior, the three of them were a little confused. Could it be that he is a legendary person with high IQ?

Is this a high IQ crime?

Use your knowledge to sweep the goods in the store.

"I think this person is a bit familiar... as if I have seen it on the Internet." An employee frowned and began to meditate: "I always feel that I have seen him... I have seen him on Weibo."

"Ugh?"

"Don't tell me, I also have a little impression." Another employee said: "Forget it, it's not a big star anyway, what's the use of knowing him."

Not long after,

Xu Mang started to do it.

"Moved!"

"He started to invest coins!" an employee said: "Boss... he finished the problem."

"I'm not a blind man!" The boss's mood is constantly changing with Xu Mang's operation. Every time the grappling hook drops, his heart will become nervous.

Go down,

Coming up,

Go down,

Coming up again...

Emotions are as exciting as a roller coaster.

"Fuck!"

"Catch one!" The employee holding the remote control looked at the doll in Xu Mang's hand in horror. How did it catch it?

Not in line with science!

Obviously adjusted the difficulty to the highest.

"It's over!"

"Everything is over!" The boss was ashamed, watching Xu Mang grab the dolls one by one, his heart was broken, the powdery kind.

"Don't panic!"

"Boss... I used a special treatment for the paper." Although the employee holding the remote control was panicked, but still calm, said to his boss: "It fits seamlessly with the bottom surface, no matter how you grasp it. I can’t catch them. Please trust my cheating skills. I also helped you cheat more than 200,000 yuan.”

The voice just fell,

The three saw a shocking scene.

Car purchase invoice...

It actually floated!

Yes, UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Floating!

"???"

Damn it!

what's the situation?

Suddenly,

The two employees heard a puff, and saw their boss paralyzed to the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsions all over.

"boss!"