I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

How to do?

I am afraid this is specifically for me!

Whoops!

Never imagined that, all day long doing business and playing big swords, the big knife fell off and accidentally smashed his head.

Xu Mang is very desperate now. I don’t know who the professors of this subject are. Although I know many professors, I really don’t know what they do. Except for a few professors who have helped with the research, they can’t even be named. .

Don't talk about them,

I even forgot what my former class teacher called.

Uh,

Xu Mang thought for a long time, and decided to write a characteristic vocabulary on it, which was rather mischievous.

It calls colleagues...

"Xu Mang?"

"Tell you about the situation." Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang's answer to the first question, and said slowly: "You don't usually go to class, so I told a few professors that you don't have the so-called average bonus. , So the number of points in the paper will be determined by the end of the term."

I...

Nima!

Isn't this buddy's routine?

Xu Mang looked at Director Fang in horror. He opened his mouth several times, but he was still speechless. He thought that the knife fell off and hit his head, and he was sent to the hospital immediately to survive. Now he pushes directly into the stove. Burned, how can this stand?

"Director Fang?"

"Is my paper copied separately?" Xu Mang asked.

"Correct!"

"I specifically asked the professors to make this paper for you." Director Fang said solemnly: "Characteristic characters and special events must be treated specially."

It's over...

This is really over!

How is it good?

Xu Mang, who didn't believe in evil, turned on the system silently.

"System...what is the name of the professor of this paper?"

[Unable to provide relevant information]

in case,

The system is not omnipotent. Some things are not even known to the system, such as the name of the professor.

"..."

Xu Mang raised his head and glanced at Director Fang, saw a smile on his expression, and then silently handed in the paper, saying, "I want to hand it in."

Director Fang was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses after a long time, and asked, "Directly zero points?"

"Ok!"

"Director Fang... there is no difference between 59 points and zero points." Xu Mang said, "Similarly... there is no difference between sixty-one points and full marks."

Director Fang was not polite, and silently put away Xu Mang's blank paper, and said calmly: "Xu Mang...you can't do this. If this result is announced, doesn't it make people laugh out loud?"

"What should I do then."

"I usually don't even go to class." Xu Mang said with an innocent look: "Director Fang, you are too cruel. You don't engage in academic studies. You actually look at the art of war. This vain shot directly drove me into the ditch."

"Ha ha."

"Soldiers are not tired of fraud, Xu Mang...you still need to grow."

"Then let's proceed directly to the next exam." Director Fang took out the second paper and placed it in front of Xu Mang.

Subsequently,

Xu Mang glanced at it, then silently handed in the paper.

There were a total of four exams and it took two minutes. Xu Mang ended with four zero points and ended all tasks for today.

Xu Mang: 囧

humiliation!

What a humiliation!

"Don't worry about your face." Director Fang said with a smile: "In fact, even if you, as Professor Xu, face the exam, you will have the possibility of zero score. This time is a lesson, and you can also give other students a lesson. A reminder."

"Director Fang!"

"You are killing chickens and monkeys!" Xu Mang said helplessly: "This is hanging my corpse on the city gate and telling other students...this is the end of a bad class."

"Correct!"

"Who told you not to go to class?" Director Fang smiled: "This time the results will be announced, but the whole school."

"I think..."

"No one dares not to go to class. Even our professor Xu has zero points if we don't go to class. In this way, other people will be expelled." Director Fang smiled and said, "I discussed this with the principal. It was a very good time. education."

Xu Mang: @#￥%...&

Damn it!

The noble Professor Xu turned into a tool man.

"Farewell!"

Xu Mang ran away...

Seeing Xu Mang's departure, Director Fang smiled. Although it is a bit unfair to Xu Mang, his grades do not help him now. It is better to make good use of this opportunity to teach other students. .

See,

Is Professor Xu very good?

Such a talented genius only scores zero if he doesn't attend class, so why don't you come to class?

...

"Ugh..."

"The noble Professor Xu turned out to be a refugee." Xu Mang was hiding in the bed, sighing and feeling sad. He never expected that this situation would be the case. The sub-questions in the eyes of others turned into him. Send propositions.

At this time,

When Yang Xiaoman returned to the dormitory, he suddenly found Xu Mang in the bed.

"Ugh?"

"Why are you so early?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "Did you hand in the paper early?"

"No!"

"I got zero scores in four exams." Xu Mang said dumbfounded: "I was given a routine by others, so angry... This is the most humiliating day for Xu Mang. I think it's just like eating shit. I think about it now. Really angry."

Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously: "What is your situation?"

"The first question of the paper says...Who is the name of the professor of this course, and the score is forty-one points." Xu Mang said with a black face, "I haven't taken a class yet, how can I know who the professor is? , And I don’t even have a normal time."

Puff,

Yang Xiaoman smiled happily. This is the happiest thing she has ever encountered in her life. The level of happiness is as high as the first time the two kissed. To be honest...it’s really hard to see Xu Mang’s collapse, especially What kind of exam or competition.

at last,

God opened his eyes once.

Good for good, evil for evil, let you be a bad person!

Yang Xiaoman sat next to Xu Mang, squeezed his face, and smiled happily: "Really...I think you are so cute now, with a frown...hehehe."

Listen!

Is this human?

Zero points in four subjects... This is really humiliating, OK?

"Damn!"

"Don't frown." Yang Xiaoman said with a grin: "My mother, I will kiss you and make you happy."

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman kissed him.

(*￣3(*￣︿￣)啾~

(￣ヘ￣*)ε￣*) and here~

After kissing,

Xu Mang straightened Xu Mang's face with both hands, staring at him seriously, and lowered his head silently.

unfortunately,

Xiaoman's plan did not succeed, she kissed the back of his hand.

"Hey!"

"You're too much!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "My mother, let me comfort you. You idiot doesn't appreciate... No, you are not like this, did you just smoke? Why is there air in the dormitory? The smell of fragrance?"

"Don't make trouble!"

"I'm quite annoying now." Xu Mang said pretendingly, "Let me lie down for a while."

"..."

Yang Xiaoman finally let Xu Mang go, after all, he is very sad now.

Seeing Xiaoman ordering takeout, Xu Mang sighed. He did smoke one in the dormitory just now. The fragrance of tobacco still remained in his mouth. With the sensitivity of Xiaoman's tongue, it is estimated that he can see it with a lick.

Today was enough tragedy, if this is another beating...

Forget it,

Don't want these annoying things.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang was notified and began to correct the students’ papers. By the way, he was also the leader of the papers group. The members were all PhD students and teaching assistants. One of them was an old acquaintance, the first-year counselor of theoretical physics. Bright.

Swish,

Xu Mang's correction speed is very fast, and the high-numbered papers have standard answers, as long as they follow the standard answers.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Damn it!

What a fast speed!

After seeing Xu Mang's review, many people showed a hint of surprise.

soon,

Xu Mang has finished the high-number papers, let alone... the grades are pretty good, many people have passed, probably... there are about ten, of course, most of them are failing. Know how weak these people are in dealing with sudden situations.

and,

When dealing with physics problems with huge computational complexity, the inability to use mathematical tools flexibly is also a big problem. Mathematics is a major pillar of physics. If you break away from mathematics, then physics will basically be useless.

no, sorry,

Need to stimulate their mathematical ability in the future.

moment,

Xu Mang began to correct the basic physics papers for the theoretical physics major.

Unlike when correcting high numbers, Xu Mang was extra careful this time. He basically read everyone's theories once, and then commented on the wrong side, and counted the most wrong theories. Next year, he will do it again. explain.

Two hours later,

Almost halfway through the correction, Xu Mang didn't find any special theoretical system. Many of them were nonsense, which seemed to make sense, but careful analysis did not hold water.

"Professor Xu?"

"I went to dinner." A PhD student said to Xu Mang: "Are you with us?"

"Uh..."

"No." Xu Mang shook his head and said silently: "My girlfriend will bring me food."

"..."

"..."

"..."

A group of people left with anger.

Xu Mang was still correcting the papers, and he put his last hope on the other half of the papers that had not been corrected.

"Ugh?"

"It's interesting!" Xu Mang finally discovered the theory that interested him.

"The Algorithmic Concept of Quantum Structure in Quantum Chromodynamics"

This is a very comprehensive concept. To be precise, it is computer program software and has no direct connection with dark matter. However, through this theory, computer programs that calculate the interaction between elementary particles can be studied.

Through this brand-new computer program, it can help him understand the particle events of the Large Hadron Collider and explore the mysterious dark matter particles.

but...

This investment is really too great. It is impossible for Fuda to establish such a project. It is not even possible for the Moto official to come forward. It must be done by the whole country. The particle collider alone is a headache.

But it's really good, I will give you ninety points!

Sincerely,

The first outstanding player was born.

"Ugh?"

"It seems to be a female classmate." Xu Mang was surprised. The Department of Physics was originally a scarce subject for girls. Who would have thought that with such a small number ~www.wuxiaspot.com~, a genius would emerge from pure probability. Academic analysis can be called a miracle.

"I'm going... the entire Physics Department adds up to about 20 girls, right?" Xu Mang smiled, "This girl needs to be trained!"

Immediately after,

Xu Mang discovered another theory that he was very interested in.

"Perception of dark matter through energy transfer in the form of quantum resonance"

This one...

Xu Mang read it. Although the contents are messy, the title provides Xu Mang with a whole new idea.

There is currently no observation data in this field. If you start first, you may be ahead of the world in one aspect.

But the problem is...

No money!

There is no relevant detection materials and theoretical support.

At this time,

Yang Xiaoman called and told him that he was already downstairs, so he quickly came to pick him up.

soon,

Xu Mang took Yang Xiaoman to the office and ate the lunch that Xiaoman had brought.

Coincidentally,

The group of teaching assistants and PhD students who had finished eating came back in groups, and saw a girl who was less than 1.5 meters tall in the office, and everyone was stunned.

"Professor Xu?"

"Is this your cousin?"

Suddenly,

The faces of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman turned green.

......