I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Today is a big day. Xu Mang is standing in front of the mirror. The clothes just washed yesterday exudes the fragrance of laundry detergent. The messy hair shows the world its irregular beauty. In short, Xu Mang is quite satisfied with his handsome and dress.

such a pity...

The devil Yang Xiaoman hated Xu Mang at this time.

"Hey!"

"Can you have a little aesthetic?" Yang Xiaoman scolded Xu Mang: "Look at what look this is for yourself? If you are a professor anyway, can you not have a little pursuit?"

"What do you want?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "My aesthetics can only find you as a girlfriend, what else can I pursue?"

hiss...

Why is it so twisted?

It feels like I dug a hole for myself.

"Pooh!"

"You can have my old mother, it's the only time you have evolved in your scumbag aesthetic." Yang Xiaoman raised his arrogant head and said with a disdain: "Do you remember what Mom said? Can you marry me as your wife. It is the blessing you have accumulated for eight lifetimes."

Xu Mang: 囧

That's my mother making you happy.

Take it seriously.

of course,

Xu Mang wouldn't talk nonsense about these remarks. Once Xiaoman was thinking about it, the originally harmonious relationship might become a tense state, and then the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law would really fight.

"I went to invigilate the exam."

"You take the exam too." Xu Mang said.

"Ok."

"It just so happened that I also set off. Say you were the invigilator?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Xu Mang shook his head: "I am in charge of patrolling the exams, and I am the invigilating teacher running around."

"..."

"That's fluidity!" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: "Don't tell anyone outside in the future that you are a liberal arts student in high school. It is simply a shame for a liberal arts student."

...

Came to the physics department building,

Xu Mang started his own wandering tour, and there were still twenty minutes before the exam began.

"Is it too early?" Xu Mang frowned, decided to sit in his laboratory first, wait for a half-check after the exam, and then go out for a tour. The director of the teaching department used to do this during the monthly high school exam. Dry.

Open the door of the laboratory,

Xu Mang found a few chairs and put them together to form a bed, and lay directly on it. Yesterday was a grand battle of confucianism. Although he won in the end, he consumed too much energy and felt a little tired now.

Set an alarm time,

Xu Mang fell asleep and fell asleep.

soon,

The high number part of the final exam begins,

After the students got the papers and wrote their names and majors, they glanced at the questions, and everyone was confused.

"???"

"???"

"???"

What is this?

Did you take the wrong paper?

Why are the above all physics issues?

"teacher!"

"You got the paper wrong?" A sophomore in the theoretical physics class, the assistant teacher who was proctoring for the exam shouted: "This is not a high number paper, but a basic physics paper. If you don't believe it, come and take a look."

The two invigilating teaching assistants heard that they hurried to the students. They saw the paper for the first time. After carefully examining the question, they were horrified to find that there was indeed a problem with the paper. Wouldn't they make a mistake?

"Classmates wait a minute!"

"I'll ask the situation first, and then I will do the questions later."

Words fall,

The invigilator assistant rushed out of the classroom and ran to the office of the dean of physics. He pushed in and found that there were people standing inside. A closer look was at the assistants in charge of the exams or PhD students.

"Don't worry!"

"Wait a moment!" The teaching director said with an anxious look: "I am calling Professor Xu to confirm the situation. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the paper, but I don't know why the content is in this situation... Don't worry. Wait until I finish calling."

soon,

The phone went through.

"Professor Xu?"

"This...Why are the high number papers at the end of the physics department all physics topics?" the teaching director asked.

"Yes!"

"The question is like this." Xu Mang's voice came from the mobile phone loudspeaker. "Although it looks like a physics question, it requires various tools of advanced mathematics to solve the question, so it is essentially a high number. Question, but I put a physical skin on them."

"This is to examine the students. When encountering the need to use mathematical tools, how do they respond is a more comprehensive test." Xu Mang said: "There is no problem, I have already communicated with Director Fang. Up."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Lying!

This is too bad, right?

What about the students?

The teaching assistants or Ph.D. students present have all read the papers, let alone these students, even they are not too sure.

moment,

The call was dropped.

The teaching director looked at the teaching assistants and PhD candidates in front of him, and said helplessly: "You have also heard what Professor Xu said. Go back and tell the students that there is no problem with the paper. Needless to say, just say No problem, continue with the exam."

Immediately after,

The assistant teacher who was in charge of invigorating the sophomore of theoretical physics class returned to the examination room and said with a serious face: "There is no problem with the paper, continue with the exam!"

what? !

There is no problem with the paper?

This is a high number paper?

All the students are in confusion, this... how can this be no problem?

At this time,

A name appeared in everyone's mind. The name had only two words, but it exuded a strong maliciousness.

Xu Mang,

This is the paper made by this bastard!

So angry!

The students who originally had illusions prayed that Xu Mangnian would reduce the difficulty of the paper for the sake of being a classmate in the past, and even give it to nothing. Who would have thought that this guy would not play cards according to the routine and come up to open the **** difficulty .

Who can stand this?

finally,

The students still accepted this cruel reality and began to answer the questions silently, but their test road was flooded with a lot of care from Xu Mang.

Take the sophomore high-number papers in theoretical physics as an example. The first three questions are internationally accepted. After all, everyone is a high school student, and then the questions start to be difficult. Starting from the fourth question, all are difficult questions. The questions are simply I can read the Bible, but I don’t know what mathematical tools to use.

What is behind the quantum qubits, what eigenvectors, and what is even more annoying is the state of quantum entanglement, to calculate the tensor product in mathematics.

Lying!

This is the rhythm to roll over!

...

"Are you too beautiful?"

Xu Mang was awakened by his own ringtone, and he stayed for a while to wake himself up, then got up and went to the examination room to start a stroll.

When passing by the freshman class of condensed matter physics, Xu Mang suddenly stopped. The former classmates were thinking hard about the exam, but the questions they had to do were the ones that their classmates once wrote. It's really...exciting. !

"Ugh?"

"What's the situation in the next few?" Xu Mang saw three students in the back row. They seemed to be sleeping on the table. Although it had been an hour, they couldn't sleep either?

Is he a genius at the same level as me in the legend?

Xu Mang walked in and walked into the examination room as Professor Xu. The two PhD invigilators did not stop him.

At this time,

Everyone looked at Xu Mang, with a trace of resentment in their eyes.

It's this guy!

it's him!

Although he felt a huge resentment, the brave and fearless Xu Mang was not affected. He walked directly to a sleeping student and patted him on the shoulder. Then the student saw Xu Mang. Suddenly the tiger's body was shocked.

Xu Mang picked up the paper and glanced casually.

"..."

"How can you sleep?" Xu Mang asked solemnly: "In your case, can you sleep well?"

"I..."

"Too... difficult." The student said helplessly: "I can only do ten questions... This is the limit."

Subsequently,

Xu Mang looked at the papers of the other two students and left the examination room silently.

It's over...

It seemed that Professor Xu had left with a gloomy expression.

Everyone present watched Xu Mang leave, and saw his distorted expression at the time. They couldn't help but sigh deep in their hearts. The whole thing was over!

I heard that there is no usual time this time, and there is as much roll noodles.

at this time,

Most of the people present were full of resentment towards the few who slept. They didn't have the strength to sleep. It's good now... I was caught by Professor Xu and pitted everyone in by the way.

but...

Xu Mang didn’t take it to heart, because he understood how difficult the papers were, and it’s normal to not be able to sleep. Let alone these students, Xu Mang would bet that if the doctoral students answer the questions, it would cost you fifty points. Level, a little pass.

Full marks?

No no no,

As long as Xu Mang can still produce papers, no one can get full marks.

after that,

Xu Mang passed by several examination rooms, and everyone's expressions were almost nervous with a hint of anger. Xu Mang could only smile at this.

At this time, I received words from Yang Xiaoman.

"idiot?"

"What are you doing?" Yang Xiaoman said, "Oh... the question is too simple. The invigilator saw me sitting in a daze and asked me to hand in the paper in advance."

"Ha ha..."

Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman was actually very bad. Although she said she was a little fairy or a little angel, the blood of the devil was flowing in her bones. After all, invisible pretense was the deadliest.

"I just went around and found that the students are all very painful." Xu Mang said with a smile: "I plan to go to the director of the physics department and ask to take the test in an independent examination room, otherwise I am really afraid of being They were killed."

"Humph!"

"I knew so, why bother in the first place!" Yang Xiaoman said irritably~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xu Mang's head hardened, and he said stubbornly: "I would be afraid of them? Just kidding...Is Xu Bawang a langde False name?"

"cut!"

"I think it's Xu Wangba." Yang Xiaoman smiled.

Xu Mang is so angry.

"Even if Xu Mang was beaten to death, died outside, and jumped down from the fifth floor, I would not go to Director Fang to open the back door and take the exam alone!" Xu Mang shouted at Yang Xiaoman angrily.

...

At the door of Director Fang’s office,

Xu Mang pushed the door and entered.

"Director Fang."

"How about I discuss something with you?" Xu Mang said bashfully.

Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang and asked blankly: "What's the matter?"

"Can you arrange a separate examination room for me?" Xu Mang said cautiously: "I just wandered around in various examination rooms. It seems...the problem is a bit serious. I might be beaten to death by the students."

"..."

"You finally know what you did?" Director Fang said calmly: "You start tomorrow? Then go to my office to take the test. I will watch you take the test myself."

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

This...

This is...

Lying!

The buddies have pitted themselves?

I'm too hard,

This pressure is great.

......