I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"Director Fang?"

"I have four SCI papers with an impact factor of more than 120, which can allow more than 100 doctors to graduate. How can I say that I am also a second-level professor?" Xu Mang began to discuss terms with the director of the Physics Department: " And...I want to exempt from the exam!"

Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang, and said slowly: "The exemption is a bit too much. You haven't got the title of professor yet, so you are currently a student. If you are a student, you have to take the exam."

"Speaking of this second-level professor...you can indeed comment, but at any rate, let's follow a procedure." Director Fang said.

"Oh..."

"Then the final paper of the Department of Physics, I will be in charge of the high-level part?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "Director Fang, I suddenly have an idea to examine the students' overall quality and independent thinking ability."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Director Fang became interested. This guy is a little bit skinny, but he can't speak in the academic field, and he has more ideas than beans.

"Say it."

"Let me listen." Director Fang said.

"It's... abandoning the traditional examination paper model and adopting a brand-new approach. For example, our theoretical physics major throws out a hypothetical proposition so that students can build a physics system in this hypothetical proposition."

"What is the most important thing to learn about physics?" Xu Mang smiled: "The imagination like a wild horse, this is a brand new attempt to inspire students to explore physics."

Absolutely!

This idea is really good!

But... the scoring standard is a bit difficult, after all, it is all subjective evaluation.

"Uh..."

"It's okay." Director Fang said: "What should I do with the scores? How do I score? How are the questions given?

"The scoring is based on the practicality of the theory. In the process of bold ideas, it must be reasonable, and one thing is within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics." Xu Mang said: "The topic... is dark energy and dark matter. Let’s take a look at what kind of thinking ability our students have when facing the problems of today’s world."

"it is good!"

"I'll discuss your opinion with other professors." Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang and asked curiously, "How did you think of it?"

"what?"

"A few days ago, it was not a group of National Taiwan University. Something on the cover of "Nature" seemed to be about artificial intelligence." Xu Mang smiled and said, "Then Xiaoman and I were talking about artificial intelligence."

"I think..."

Xu Mang paused and said indifferently: "I personally think that the existence of artificial intelligence can only make life a little easier and reduce work such as computing, but imagination and creativity are human advantages."

"Now we are like artificial intelligence, lacking imagination and creative thinking ability, blindly loading a lot of knowledge into the brain." Xu Mang continued: "When I took a shower that night, this general framework popped out."

"Next..."

"While squatting down on the toilet, complete this outline frame." Xu Mang smiled and said, "This is an odorous idea."

Director Fang had a black line on his face and pointed to the office door: "You can go now!"

Just walked the door,

Xu Mang stopped suddenly, and the other director asked: "Director Fang...what date is the history department's exam scheduled?"

"On the second day after the Physics Department is over, I won’t conflict with you anyway." Director Fang replied, "Be prepared, don’t get to the bottom of the exam at that time, it’s not your own face that you lost. Throw it in."

"Oh..."

"Then if I were the first, would the entire history department be tragedy?" Xu Mang showed a humble expression.

"You can get the first place in the final exam of the Department of History, and you will bring you the next doctoral student!" Director Fang directly defined Xu Mang as a freelancer. Although Xu Mang was a liberal arts student in high school, think about it carefully. He probably forgot about it long ago.

Under a comprehensive analysis, Director Fang gave such a condition.

At this time,

The shameless Xu Mang took out his mobile phone and pressed the play button, and then the words that Director Fang had just said were released.

"Hehe."

"Director Fang...I have the evidence, so don't be fooling you when that happens!" Xu Mang said bashfully.

Director Fang was almost out of anger, the character of this guy did not match his knowledge.

"Hurry up!"

...

The next day,

Xu Mang took the textbooks he just bought to the History Department building, ready to listen to a few lessons.

"Ugh?"

"Why are there so few people?" Xu Mang looked around and found that there were only a handful of five or six people, this... how could this be possible.

"Classmates?"

"Excuse me, why is there no one?" Xu Mang stepped forward and asked a girl.

result...

Seeing Xu Mang, the sleepy girl almost didn't collapse on the ground in fright.

This...

Is this Professor Xu Mang Xu?

"Hello Professor Xu!"

"I finally saw you." The girl said happily, "It's so handsome!"

o(￣▽￣)d Have a vision!

Xu Mang smiled and nodded: "I'm sorry...you found out, right...what about the history freshman?"

"There are no classes."

"Now I'm all studying by myself." The girl said, "Professor Xu, what do you want?"

Damn it!

This...

Xu Mang was completely dumbfounded, now he has a handsome body without a soul inside.

"Professor Xu?"

"Professor Xu?" the girl asked: "You have nothing to do, right?"

"it's okay no problem..."

"I came to class, and cultivated my sentiment through history." Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "Forget it...Are there any movies lately? I plan to take my girlfriend to see a movie. ."

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The girl hurriedly said: "There is the most movie, what is it called..."Maddo Cannon", I heard that it is similar to "Wandering Earth" and is a top science fiction masterpiece."

Magic City Cannon?

This name is a bad movie!

can see?

Saying goodbye to this girl, Xu Mang returned to Xiaoman’s dormitory. Near the end of the semester, most majors did not have classes. The students were in the stocking stage, and they did what they should do, such as dating, watching movies or something .

"Little Man?"

"Would you like to go to the movies tonight?" Xu Mang said, "I have been tutoring you on quantum mechanics for several days. Today we have a rest. Recently we have a new movie called "Mad Cannon", or we Go and see?"

""Mad Cannon"?"

"Don't go!" Yang Xiaoman shook his head: "The word-of-mouth has dropped, and the Douban score is only three o'clock."

"what?"

"Oh... forget it." Xu Mang took out his notebook from the backpack, then tiptoed to Xiaoman's back, hugged her from behind, leaned to the ear, and said softly: "Open a handful of black Well, it’s been a long time since I played games together."

Suddenly,

Xiao Man's body collapsed, and he nodded in a daze.

In less than ten minutes,

Xu Mang was scolded.

"moron!"

"Do you know how to play?" Yang Xiaoman roared: "What are you doing in the enemy jungle? You idiot... You fattened the opponent's jungler!"

"Ah!"

"My mother, I can't stand it anymore, I want to kill you!"

Crackling,

Xu Mang was violently beaten.

In terms of games, Xu Mang is Yang Xiaoman's queen sandbag. It is impossible to imagine that there are people who play games like this in the world. They need strength and no strength, and they need technology and no technology. Krypton gold disguised as the Emperor of Europe.

"roll!"

"Play your single machine, don't bother me." Yang Xiaoman was already crazy, and the start was so smooth, with a ten to zero head count, he was sent to death by Xu Mang alive.

The lonely Xu Mang sat in front of the computer and began to make questions in silence.

High math...

It is a brand new challenge!

How to make students feel the love from Professor Xu, this needs to think carefully.

correct!

High mathematics questions mixed with basic physics, do you know if you have any problems?

"Little Man?"

"The voice is softer." Xu Mang said, "I have to produce several sets of high-number papers. If you open your voice so loudly, it will affect my thinking."

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

So annoying,

I really want to kick him out.

finally,

Xiaoman can only plug in headphones, after all, it is true love.

...

"What do you think of this plan?"

Director Fang immediately held a meeting after Xu Mang left, called the professors into the conference room, exchanged opinions on Xu Mang's proposal, and listened to the views of other professors.

"I think this plan is good." Professor Fan, who majored in condensed matter physics, said: "Xu Mang's ability to innovate is inseparable for Xu Mang's success. How old."

Professor Hua of Particle Physics nodded: "I agree."

"Professor Wang?"

"You are Xu Mang's head teacher, what do you think about this?" Director Fang asked.

Professor Wang smiled bitterly: "Speaking of this class teacher, he is also very frustrated. In half a year, from the head teacher to the colleague, I really took a treasure to come in. I am confused that my academic achievement is higher than me. How can it make sense."

"You just have fun."

"Strictly speaking, Xu Mang grew up under your cultivation. Isn't this honor good enough?" Professor Hua laughed: "You can give it to me."

"Don't think about it then!"

"I also agree with Xu Mang's plan." Professor Wang said.

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With the approval of all the professors, Xu Mang's plan was put on the agenda, and then the plan was passed, whether it was fully realized, or whether to set up a trial class and discuss again.

The final decision was made by the theoretical physics major to conduct this experiment, and Xu Mang was in charge of the whole process.

"correct."

"There is one more thing." Director Fang said: "Xu Mang will become the professor of theoretical physics in our department next year. He has already agreed there. Of course... I have to agree. Such achievements, such qualifications, where to go. All professors."

"At that time, you must take good care of Xu Mang." Director Fang said helplessly: "After studying for half a year...becoming a professor, you may be out of line in some ways. Remember to remind Xu Mang not to let him Make a mistake."

"He is an Internet celebrity professor." Director Fang continued: "On the public level, he has a lot of influence."

at the same time,

Xu Mang had just finished a paper, and suddenly he sneezed.

"Little Man?"

"Uh?"

"I think someone is scolding me." Xu Mang thought for a while, and said angrily: "They must know that the subject is me..."

"No!"

"I want to increase the difficulty!"

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

Seeing Xu Mang throwing the papers he just produced to the recycling bin, he didn't know how to express his emotions at the moment.

Isn't this a disaster of innocence? !

......