I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Park the car in front of the school building. Since there is no parking space in the parking lot, it is helpless to do so. Of course, Xu Mang is also a little selfish. He hopes to give these simple students an appreciation worth four million. The widow maker.

"Hey!"

"Are you deliberate?" Yang Xiaoman sat in the car, glanced at Xu Mang who was unfastening the seat belt, and said angrily: "If you can't find anyone else admiring your car, just look for the high school students , Why are you so vain?"

"..."

"What are you doing?" Xu Mang said with a displeased look: "Is there any question?"

"Humph!"

"And what does your dress look like?" Yang Xiaoman said to Xu Mang.

Yang Xiaoman has always been disgusted with Xu Mang's dressing. He overturned his pursuit of beauty. The colors are randomly matched. In summer, the upper body is dressed in lemon clothes and the lower body is a pair of red half-length pants, which is even more hateful. It's a pair of slippers throughout the summer, only changed to sandals when driving.

"how?"

"Is there a problem with wearing down jackets in cold weather?" Xu Mang said with a disdainful expression: "The down jackets with the theme of the US team cost more than one thousand yuan!"

"It's not your down jacket problem."

"Your shoes... why do you wear coconuts on a cold day?" Yang Xiaoman said with a black line on his face, "Isn't it cold?"

Xu Mang smiled: "I wore two pairs of socks, and I asked the customer service who sells socks. Wearing two pairs of socks does not affect my driving a Porsche."

moron!

What an idiot!

Yang Xiaoman can't wait to choke Xu Mang to death. His various behaviors are dissatisfied with his IQ. In fact, this guy is the kind of man who wants demeanor but not temperature.

Like being handsome,

But he can't reach the essence of being handsome, so he can only be forced to be handsome.

get off,

It was only half past one at this time.

Xu Mang and Xiaoman plan to stroll around the campus and recall that wonderful time.

It may be that God wanted to make the memories more concentrated, and suddenly two members of the student union came and saw that Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman had not put up the school card and stopped on the spot.

"Sorry, there is no school card."

"Points are deducted!" The student union brother said seriously: "You have to wear school uniforms on Monday. If you wear casual clothes, you will have to deduct points!"

I'm coming!

This is the feeling!

Xu Mang gradually got the feeling of high school, the feeling of being caught by students wherever he went.

"Are you... freshmen in high school?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

The two students will nod their heads.

"My name is Xu Mang."

"This is Yang Xiaoman." Xu Mang said with a smile, "Have you heard of the legend of the two of us?"

"???"

"???"

Xu Mang?

Yang Xiaoman?

Hearing Xu Mang’s words, the two students froze for a moment. These two names are so familiar. Every time the class teacher will use these two names to talk about things, especially Xu Mang. Although he graduated for almost half a year, he was a middle school However, his legend circulated.

By the way,

Could it be a lie?

Xu Mang saw the two questioning expressions and rushed to the basketball players on the basketball court and shouted: "Do you know me?"

This voice,

Many basketball fans looked over.

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Damn it!

Xu Mang is back?

How can he come back?

Suddenly,

Most of the people shouted at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, one by one, and the scene was very lively.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were greatly satisfied.

Saying goodbye to these students who are very good at basketball and the two members of the student union, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the office of the director of the teaching department, and heard from Teacher Liang Fengliang that the old class had been promoted to the position of the teaching director and had some strength.

Bang bang bang,

Please come in.

"Hey!"

"Teacher Lin, long time no see!" Xu Mang opened the door and said with a smile when he saw a serious Lin Yishan.

"Hello, Teacher Lin." Yang Xiaoman greeted him.

"You are here!"

Seeing his two most proud students, Lin Yishan showed a long-lost smile. This day was the day he had the happiest smile. He could sit in this position without the efforts of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, if not for this. The two crazily monopolized the major awards in the province last year, including the top two in the college entrance examination. I am afraid they are not qualified to sit here.

After pouring a glass of water for each of them, Lin Yishan asked, "Is it okay at Fuda?"

"Ugh?"

"Ms. Lin?" Xu Mang said humblely: "You seem to be an interrogative sentence. When facing other students, use an interrogative sentence, but when facing the two of us, please use an affirmative sentence."

"Just say so."

"Invincible is too lonely..." Xu Mang sighed: "I can't find a matching opponent, just take mathematics as an example. Xiaoman is the champion of the world mathematics competition. I am even stronger enough to be banned from participating in the competition. And know...how far."

Lin Yishan was so angry that he thought Xu Mang could grow up a little bit by becoming Professor Xu, but the result was even more excessive than before.

"Ahem!"

"I'm a little worried now. In the next hour of speech, what are you going to make?" Lin Yishan said.

"Just talk about my own experience." Xu Mang said: "There is always no problem, right?"

"it is good!"

"Talk about your transformation process and inspire students to struggle." Lin Yishan said solemnly, "Can you speak a little more inspirational?"

Xu Mang thought for a while and said seriously: "Okay!"

Immediately after,

Lin Yishan brought two of his most proud students to the principal’s office. The new principal of No. 1 High School was surnamed Chen. Principal Chen was not very old, in his fifties, but Xu Mang’s first impression was not very it is good.

This person...a bit vain.

After a brief exchange, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman left the office.

"teacher LIN?"

"It feels... this Headmaster Chen is a little hypocritical." Xu Mang said, "The first impression is not very good."

"Ha ha."

"Don't think too much." Lin Yishan said calmly: "Don't touch these things. You should invest in scientific research and education. This is your goal."

"Ok."

Xu Mang thought for a while, and said with a smile on his face, "Mr. Lin...I am higher than you."

I...

This...

This guy is indeed more annoying than before!

after that,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman met with other teachers, Liang Feng, Huang Qidong, Wang Xue, Tian Ye, these are Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman’s past teachers, except for the two who did not see Wu, who had left to start a business. Tong.

Fortunately, Wang Xue and Wu Tong are still in contact. Xu Mang plans to go to teacher Wu Tong’s English training institution tomorrow to visit him in person.

After a while of cold and warm,

It was almost 2:45, a quarter of an hour before the so-called speech.

Xu Mang made a short preparation.

The purpose of this trip is to leave an unforgettable experience for the students.

The students have begun to mobilize. Although they don't know what happened, they are full of resentment. Is it going to be crazy to sit on the playground in this cold weather?

"Ugh!"

"Have you heard?" a student said: "Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman are back!"

"Fuck!"

"Really?" The student asked in horror: "He... why did he come back?"

"do not know!"

"I guess it has something to do with the cold wind blowing on the playground this time." The previous student said: "I also heard... It seems that Xu Mang is so awesome that he has become a professor so well. Not long ago, Weibo was hot. Professor Xu who searched is Xu Mang!"

"..."

"My God!" The student said with a horrified face: "What is this... Xu Mang...subverts my concept of reading. Books can be read like this, is it invincible?"

Suddenly,

About Professor Xu Mang Xu's return to No. 1 Middle School, it spread among the students. Among them, there are many fans of Professor Xu. Most of them are female students. Of course, Yang Xiaoman doesn't know these conditions for the time being, otherwise he will be depressed.

"Hey Hey hey?"

"Can you hear it? Can you hear it?"

The physical education teacher, who had been sick for a long time, got up from the hospital bed and adjusted the microphone for Xu Mang. This scene moved all the students present.

Distance starts,

There are still five minutes left.

Xu Mang took a mobile phone to read Xiaoman's temporary manuscript, how can I put it... two words, very fake!

This is clearly a low-level scumbag's hard work composition, it is simply false, not the kind of effect I want.

"how?"

"My old lady, am I not good at writing?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang looking at his manuscript with disdain, and asked angrily: "Since you feel bad, don't read it!"

"Damn..."

"Look at it...you're self-willed, isn't it?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "You write very well, but it is impractical and divorced from reality."

"Humph!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "It's just that you have a lot of farts."

The last two minutes,

Xu Mang took a deep breath and adjusted his mental state.

at the same time,

Lin Yishan, as the director of teaching, is speaking to the students.

"classmates!"

"This time we invited an outstanding alumni of No. 1 Middle School, the youngest professor of Fuda, Professor Xu Mangxu to tell you about his experience."

"Professor of Theoretical Physics in the Department of Physics, FSU, Xu Mang!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang, the autistic maker, came to the stage with his signature smirk, walking at a pace that his six relatives did not recognize.

"Hello students!"

"I believe most of my classmates know me." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Yes...I am the most beautiful boy in No.1."

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"..."

Or the familiar Xu Mang,

Still the familiar formula,

Bitch!

"This time I came to No. 1 Middle School by invitation." Xu Mang said: "And it just happens that there is a window period for the research project, so I came to give you a class and talk about my life experience."

"High school experience..."

"Actually, many people know that I used to be a scumbag and the last grade in the school." Xu Mang smiled: "But it doesn't affect the fact that I am handsome at all, until one day I meet the most important woman in my life. , Yang Xiaoman... my current girlfriend."

At this time,

In the background, Yang Xiaoman's handsome face turned red ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ happiness exuded all over her body.

"The first thought I thought after seeing her was...I'll go. People like her are so good, then I have no reason to not be good." Xu Mang paused, and said solemnly: "Then I started. If you work hard, just work hard for a month. You will be almost invincible."

"I won a few awards at random, such as the first place in the Ning City Composition Competition, the first place in the Ning City Olympic Mathematics Competition, the first place in the Zhejiang Olympic Mathematics Competition, the national champion of "The Strongest Mind" and so on." Xu Mang sighed. Tone: "Actually I refused, but there is no way... too strong."

"Later, I took the college entrance examination and took the test casually. When filling in the volunteers, because Xiaoman is from the magic city, he wanted to complete his studies at Fuda." Xu Mang continued: "I didn't even think about it at the time. I didn't write a volunteer."

"The results are down... the province's second place." Xu Mang shook his head and said helplessly: "I was forced to go to Fuda to study... In fact, my life is quite ordinary."

Damn it!

Is it so ordinary?

This is obviously the same life, OK?

then,

Xu Mang suddenly said: "Uh... there is still plenty of time. Let me talk about my experience in Fuda during the past six months. It is as ordinary as in high school."

In the background,

Lin Yishan and Principal Chen looked at each other and saw the panic in each other's eyes.

That's it!

This scene is going to get out of control!

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