I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Braised pork, braised pork ribs, sweet and sour pork ribs, fried pork with garlic sprouts, fried pork with chili...

Yang Jian was shocked by the scene in front of him, good fellow... Did this fall into the flesh? Why isn’t one of seafood?

"Little Man?"

"Are there any seafood?" Yang Jian asked.

"No!"

"Xu Mang likes to eat meat, so I made all the meat this time." Yang Xiaoman shook his head and said solemnly: "I have cooked these dishes for a long, long time. It only takes three days to study the recipes. Dad, hurry up. Have a taste?"

Yang Jian was taken aback for a moment.

and many more,

This won’t be the first time you’re cooking, right?

Didn't your daughter cook for Xiao Xu before?

"Little Man?"

"You... have you cooked for Xiao Xu before?" Xu Jian asked cautiously.

"No."

"Today is my first cooking." Yang Xiaoman looked a little impatient, and hurriedly urged: "Dad, hurry up and eat!"

Yang Jian glanced at the meat dishes on the table in front of him, not to mention that the taste was very good, the color and fragrance... it was two different, but he didn't know how many points it could score.

"dad!"

"Eat a piece of braised pork!" Yang Xiaoman enthusiastically added a piece of braised pork to his father, and said with a smile: "Xu Mang likes braised pork the most, so I study braised pork the most."

This sounds very unpleasant.

Yang Jian felt a little uncomfortable. As Xiaoman's father, the first time he ate the dishes cooked by his daughter, it was entirely because of the blessing of Xiao Xu. This father had failed in front of him.

Forget it,

Eat vegetables.

Yang Jian looked at a piece of braised pork in his rice bowl. It was ruddy in color and full of aroma. It was a top-quality braised pork. He didn't expect that his daughter had inherited her mother in cooking. It was not bad.

but...

When the chopsticks touched the braised pork, something was wrong. Why is this braised pork as hard as a rock?

"Eat!"

"Hurry up and eat!" Yang Xiaoman kept urging: "Dad...don't wait, it will be cold if you don't eat it again."

"..."

Without any choice,

Yang Jian put the braised pork in his mouth.

Yang Jian: o((⊙﹏⊙))o

What's this smell?

There is a hint of sweetness in the sourness, a bit of bitterness in the sweetness, and the hotness of the bitterness...

Is this human food?

I'm afraid the pigs are not willing to eat it!

"how about it?"

"How delicious?!" Yang Xiaoman asked nervously.

"..."

"Okay... delicious!" Yang Jianqiang held back his tears and smiled at his daughter: "Jane... it's so delicious!"

"Really?"

Yang Xiaoman was mad in surprise, his father shouldn't lie to himself, he looked so delicious that he almost cried, and he really has a talent for cooking.

"Hehe."

"dad!"

"Wait a minute!" Yang Xiaoman brought a stainless steel basin from the kitchen with a smile, put it directly on the table, and said: "Eat it all!"

Yang Jian closed himself up,

The top giant in the business world, at this time he felt the pressure for the first time, whether it tastes good or not... Besides, the amount of dishes cooked by the key daughter is particularly huge.

A pot!

A whole pot of braised pork!

This is the rhythm to be sent to the hospital!

"..."

"I have a large row!" Yang Jian clamped a braised large row, praying that the taste would not be too overwhelming, it was okay... the braised large row was not bad, just a little bit awkward.

"Little Man?"

"what?"

"Pour dad a glass of water... I'm a bit thirsty." Yang Jian tried to pretend to be okay.

"Oh..."

moment,

When Yang Xiaoman returned to the living room with a glass of water, she saw her father actually lying on the dining table, as if... it seemed very painful.

This...

What's wrong?

"dad!"

"You... don't scare me!" Yang Xiaoman was about to cry.

Yang Jian raised his head weakly, and said to his daughter: "Quick...Call... October 20!"

...

night,

It was half past eight.

Xu Mang's three roommates are playing basketball outside at this time, while Xu Mang is alone in the dormitory thinking about the connection between quantum mechanics and consciousness.

The reason why Xu Mang considered this issue is that he accidentally saw a sentence from Mr. Feynman today-I cannot define what a real problem is, so I suspect that the real problem does not exist, but I am not sure if it is true.

This sentence is about a mystery in quantum mechanics, but now Xu Mang feels that it may be related to consciousness.

In order to clarify this relationship,

Xu Mang started to build an imaginary experiment, but he was just about to pick up the pen and design the experimental process between quantum mechanics and consciousness...

Phone ringing,

Xu Mang glanced at the caller, who was from Yang Xiaoman.

"Xu Mang!"

"My dad...my dad...he..." Yang Xiaoman cried and said.

"what happened?"

"Don't worry, don't worry..." Xu Mang said quickly: "Say slowly, don't worry."

"My dad is poisoned... Wow!" Yang Xiaoman cried and said, "Come on... I'm so scared, VIP Ward No. 1, 6th Floor, No. 5 Inpatient Department, XXX Hospital."

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang looked depressed, thinking of Xiaoman cooking before.

hiss...

It seems that the old man helped himself find the thunder.

Soon he came to the hospital. After questioning a nurse, Xu Mang came to the ward.

"What's the situation?"

"Uncle is okay?" Xu Mang saw that his old husband was hanging a little bit, his face was pale, and he didn't know if he was asleep, and asked Yang Xiaoman, "How could food poisoning happen?"

"do not know."

"After eating a piece of braised pork, and taking a bite of a large row, it became like this." Yang Xiaoman said with a sad face: "The doctor said...there is nothing serious, just stay in the hospital for a few days."

This...

A piece of braised pork with a bite, so powerful?

Send people directly to the hospital?

Xu Mang shrank his head and looked at Yang Xiaoman's sadness. He couldn't help holding her in his arms, and whispered softly: "Okay, okay, didn’t the doctor say it, just stay in the hospital for a few days. , Don’t worry about it."

"Ok..."

"But I'm still so scared..." Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang's waist tightly, and said worriedly: "Did you say it was because you ate the dishes I cooked?"

Xu Mang shook his head in a hurry, and said with a serious face: "I think my uncle is too tired from work every day, which leads to the decline of the human immune function. It happens to be stuck at this point in time."

"Uh..."

"You're right!" Yang Xiaoman nodded, "I think so too. Actually, I have a talent for cooking. Next time I will cook it for you alone."

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

what is this?

Are you self-catching?

"I..."

"This...that..." Xu Mang was about to say something when suddenly the door of the ward was opened.

Snapped!

A middle-aged woman came in, who was Yang Xiaoman's mother.

Seeing her husband lying on the hospital bed, feeding the nutrient solution, Mother Yang frowned and asked: "Xiaoman, what did the doctor say?"

"Uh..."

Yang Xiaoman hurriedly got up from Xu Mang's arms and said helplessly: "Food is poisoned."

what?

Food poisoning?

Mother Yang was stunned for a moment and asked curiously, "Is there any meal at home?"

"Ok..."

"I burned it." Yang Xiaoman said.

"..."

Mother Yang is speechless. Her daughter never cooks. Why did she suddenly cook?

"You two go back first."

"I am here."

"Oh... Mom, pay more attention to your body too."

"Auntie, we are leaving."

Sending away her daughter and future son-in-law, Mother Yang sat on the edge of the hospital bed, glanced at her husband, and said silently: "Okay... don't pretend."

Words fall,

Yang Jian suddenly opened his eyes and asked weakly, "Has Xiaoman and Xiao Xu gone?"

"gone."

"Ugh..."

Yang Jian sighed, and said silently: "Wife, or discuss with Xiao Xu, we will buy a house in Modu, and we will live together. Don't come to our place again... I really can't bear this. Devastated."

When she heard her husband's words, Mother Yang looked curious: "What the **** is going on?"

"Your daughter is learning to cook!"

"In order to burn it for Xiao Xu!" Yang Jian said helplessly: "Then experiment with me. This is not... I'm sent to the hospital."

Whoops,

It's so noisy...

Mother Yang couldn't laugh or cry, she gave a blank look and said, "Are you willing to send your daughter out?"

"Life is important!"

"If this continues, within a month, I will leave..." Yang Jian said, "I will find an opportunity in the future...I will discuss with Xiao Xu. By the way, let's be a parent meeting and what to do. Do it all to save nights and dreams."

about this point,

Mother Yang agrees with her husband's approach.

It was indeed time to act, to block all the way Xiao Xu escaped, and to be the son-in-law of the Yang family.

...

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to her home, and did not go back, but lived here directly.

of course,

He saw the culprit who harmed his husband... Xiaoman's dishes.

Good guys!

A pot of braised pork, what is this going to do?

are you crazy?

"Eat it?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang staring at his work, and said hurriedly: "Would you like to try the dishes I cooked?"

"No no no!"

"I..."

"I ate a lot today." Xu Mang shook his head hurriedly, joking...if you go on this bite, you will die or be disabled.

finally,

Under Xu Mang's good or bad talk, these meats containing chemicals that are harmful to the human body were all put into garbage bags. In order to prevent cats and dogs from eating by mistake, Xu Mang specially used ten garbage bags.

"Ugh?"

"Is this dry **** or wet rubbish?" Xu Mang asked with a confused expression, holding the rubbish.

"Wet garbage."

"Oh..."

after that,

Sitting together watching a variety show, according to the two people's urine sex, they naturally hug each other.

"What are you thinking about?" Yang Xiaoman clings to Xu Mang's arms ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Seeing his frowning face, he curiously asked: "Are you thinking about how to die again?"

"..."

"I was banned from participating in the Princeton University Mathematics Competition, saying that my participation would destroy the balance of the game." Xu Mang said cautiously.

Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, and said blankly: "I guessed this a long time ago. Since you can't participate in the National Mathematics Competition for College Students, it has been considered that this will happen."

"what?"

"You..." Xu Mang said cautiously: "Not angry?"

"What's so angry about this?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "I can't..."

I didn't finish talking,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang.

......