I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

1:30 in the afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman spent time in confusion and anxiety. Since knowing that Xu Mang’s mother is a housewife, she also likes the kind of girl who can cook very well. Xiaoman became a little depressed. He originally planned to spend the afternoon. Come review math.

but...

What's the review? How important is it to become Xu's mother-in-law to be the first place in the National College Student Mathematics Competition!

"menu..."

""Three Hundred Kinds of Home Cooking", "Basic Steps of Ningshi Cuisine", "Madu Local Cuisine"..."

Yang Xiaoman bought a dozen recipes online at a time, and the address was of course the home of the magic city.

Ugh...

At the end of this competition, we must study cooking carefully.

Yang Xiaoman has made up his mind to become a good wife and mother who can cook, but she has another problem. Who will try it?

Just dad!

He has no restrictions.

"Ugh?"

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang sat on the bedside, playing Hearthstone Legend, glanced at Xiao Man who was frowning beside him, and asked curiously: "Would you like to go to the National Taiwan University for a stroll?"

"Don't go!"

"I'm annoying, mother!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and couldn't help asking: "What hobbies does your father usually have?"

"My Father?"

"Uh..." Xu Mang thought for a long time, then said silently: "Smoking, drinking, rubbing numb... but not burning his head."

"Your dad is pretty good." Yang Xiaoman nodded: "At that time, I will get some wine from my dad's collection. The wine has been stored for a long time. Usually he just takes a look and wipes the dust on it. drink."

This...

If this is taken away by Xiaoman, I am afraid the old man is going crazy!

"..."

"You can just buy some." Xu Mang said with a horrified expression on his face: "You must never take out your father's private wine as a gift, I'm afraid he won't be able to bear the stimulation."

"Why?"

"My dad has been here through ups and downs for so many years, can a few bottles of wine send him to the hospital?" Yang Xiaoman said disdainfully.

Not to mention,

Really!

As a man, Xu Mang understands the minds of men best. Some things are the bottom line and no one can touch. According to the wealth of his father-in-law, money is no longer a problem. He probably likes to make collectibles. Those wines are him. One of his favorite hobbies.

It can be analyzed from Xiaoman's words just now that those wines are most likely the whole life of the old man.

I,

Xu Mang,

Not a son-in-law who smashed his father-in-law!

at this time,

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, uh... his daughter cheated him, it doesn't matter to me.

"..."

"You can go!" Yang Xiaoman turned to Xu Mang and said, "I'm going to read, remember to come back before six in the afternoon."

"what?"

"Oh..." Xu Mang got up happily, then rushed out of the room.

Hearing the sound of closing doors, Yang Xiaoman secretly clicked on a video of cooking.

"Welcome to watch cooking every day, today we are going to make wide-oiled bamboo rats!"

"Prepare a thoughtful bamboo rat!"

"ready..."

...

Xu Mang, who was free, was wandering on the campus of National Tsing Hua University. He was looking for the next batch of victims. The Department of Physics and the Department of Mathematics had just finished, and it was estimated that his own affairs had spread. Going there would be a self-report.

computer science?

Or the material department?

"Hello classmate."

"Excuse me, how do I get to the materials department building?" Xu Mangchong asked a fairly average girl.

"Have you seen that building?" the girl said, "There is the material department building."

"Thank you."

Xu Mang was about to leave, but was stopped by the girl.

"Ugh!"

"You are handsome." The girl smiled: "Add a WeChat?"

"do not add!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang ran away.

Girl: @#￥%……&

soon,

Xu Mang came to the entrance of the Materials Department building. The reason he came to the Materials Department was that Xu Mang wanted to get some feedback about the database and intelligent synthesis software he developed. What is the real user situation in the top three universities?

at first,

Xu Mang wanted to go to the laboratory directly, but for unnecessary trouble, he first asked for the injection from the Department of Materials and asked him about the situation. So far Xu Mang decided to use his own identity, materials science and computer science research. The special existence of the honorary deputy director.

"Hello classmate."

"Where can I go to the office of the dean of the Department of Materials?" Xu Mang caught a boy who was not tall and looked good at bullying, and asked with a serious face: "I am the Honorary Associate of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science. Long, I have something to do with your department chair."

"???"

WTF?

What honorary deputy director?

I'm afraid it's not a liar!

The boy was very vigilant. He looked at Xu Mang cautiously, but couldn't bear Xu Mang's righteous eyes. He silently said: "The department head is not there, or you can find the deputy director, he is on the fourth floor. "

"Thank you."

After farewell,

Xu Mang hurried to the fourth floor and found the deputy director's office.

"We should be... at the same level, right?" Xu Mang took out a sign with the words'Honorary Deputy Director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science', but he didn't have a name. At first glance it looked like a fake *certificate.

in fact,

This is a false certificate.

In order to fool Yang Jian's son-in-law, the principal deliberately gave Xu Mang a fake sign to let him maintain the database at ease, not to have any dissatisfaction with reality, but to be full of hope.

The depth of the routine is simply outrageous.

Bang bang bang!

After an invitation to enter, Xu Mang pushed in.

"Are you?" A middle-aged man looked at Xu Mang curiously.

"I am the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science, and my surname is Xu." Xu Mang said solemnly: "I am here to ask whether the materials database and intelligent synthesis software developed by Fuda meet your expectations. , Is there any improvement needed."

"???"

what?

Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?

Is there such a department?

The middle-aged man looked at Xu Mang with a confused look. He was not very old, and there was a smell of salted fish all over his body, especially his eyes...you can directly press on the dead fish when you pick it off. ,There is no sense of violation and.

"you..."

"What are you really the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?" the middle-aged man asked.

"..."

"Really!" Xu Mang hurriedly took out the certificate given by the principal of Fu University, handed it to the middle-aged man, and said, "This is my certificate, please have a look."

After getting the certificate, the middle-aged man almost died of anger.

Good guy...

Is it so rough?

All the crooks these days dare to deceive the deputy director of the National Tsing Hua University Materials Department?

He is insulting my IQ!

however,

The deputy director of the National Tsing Hua University's materials department is also a boring person. He did not choose to call the security at the first time. Instead, he played a cat and tiger game with Xu Mang.

When the boring deputy director of the National Tsing Hua University's Department of Materials meets the even more boring Xu Mang, it is destined to collide with a hot spark.

"Deputy Xu, the database and software are used very well, but...I want to make some comments." The deputy director said: "I hope that the database can be more advanced. A lot of data is junk data and has no value at all. "

"If these data are still stored in the database, it will only take up a lot of space and waste limited resources." The deputy director said: "Xu Deputy Office, can this question be improved, and I want you to give me an answer in person. Answer to solve the problem."

I go!

This...

This is quite difficult!

Xu Mang thought for a while, and soon he found a perfect solution, adding a brand new algorithm to solve this problem.

however,

How is this algorithm calculated?

"Sorry... let me think about it," Xu Mang said awkwardly but politely.

"it is good!"

"I can wait for you!" the deputy director said solemnly.

It really is a liar!

Seeing Xu Mang frowning and looking dull, the deputy director directly labeled Xu Mang as a liar.

No nonsense,

Call security!

The deputy director silently pressed an emergency button on the landline. As long as the button was pressed, the school's security department would react quickly and rush to the place of the incident within three minutes.

This button is set to respond to emergencies. In order to protect the lives of important scientific workers, Tsinghua University has spent a lot of money to build this rapid response system by a professional security team.

Thirty seconds later,

Xu Mang said solemnly: "Deputy Director, after my thinking, I can roughly give you an answer. I will add a data usage weighting algorithm to the database in the future. This calculation process is like this."

"Weight value = usage + reading + attenuation, according to the daily operations of different users, to calculate the proportion of a certain data."

"The amount of usage is the amount of the data used, the amount of reading is the amount of the data the user has read, and the amount of attenuation is the amount of the data that has not been used or read for a long time." Xu Mang paused and continued: " According to the three conditions, the final value of the data is calculated, and then compared with the same kind, the data with the higher value is presented to the user."

"of course!"

"It can also be further optimized, and the characteristics of the user can be calculated based on the ID of each computer and the ID of the software."

"For example...a student is researching nanomaterials, and the database backend will perform special optimization processing on the data of nanomaterials through calculations, and provide this student with better services." Xu Mang said: "Deep level It takes a period of research and development..."

"Because it takes about two weeks to make a special mathematical model, and then use the cosine formula to calculate the data..." Xu Mang said, glanced at the shocked deputy director, and asked calmly: "You Are you satisfied with this solution?"

This...

Is the IQ of the crooks of this year all at graduate level?

"you..."

"You..." the deputy director of the Department of Materials Science and Engineering at National Tsing Hua University asked cautiously: "Are you really from the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?"

"Yes indeed!"

"Don't you all see the work permit!" Xu Mang asked curiously: "What's the matter? What's the problem?"

The deputy director glanced at the work permit on the desk. Is this really a work permit? This is ten thousand times rougher than the meal card ten years ago!

"Does this research institute really exist?" the deputy director asked: "What honorary deputy director are you really?"

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Does he treat me as a liar?

Then I said so much for nothing!

"I'm really not a liar!"

"Actually I am..."

Xu Mang was halfway through~www.wuxiaspot.com~ suddenly broke into two security uncles, and rushed towards Xu Mang without a word.

Xu Mang: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

I go!

What's going on?

What to do

To ensure the safety of the deputy director, Uncle Security directly arrested Xu Mang.

......