I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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Seeing Yang Xiaoman's serious look, Xu Mang didn't know what to do. Will he die in the future? You don't even know which is the accelerator and the brake. Doesn't it become a road killer when driving out?

"Would you like to search the Internet?" Xu Mang said.

"moron!"

"You all know, why am I searching?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Hurry up, which is the accelerator? Which is the brake."

"Let's wait for your coach to come." Xu Mang said helplessly: "I forgot."

"cut!"

"Are you unwilling to ride in my old mother's car?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said blankly, "I'll talk about it if I want to understand."

Xu Mang hesitated. This is a proposition. From the bottom of my heart, I really don’t want to ride in Xiaoman’s car, but there is no way... If you don’t want to, you may be beaten. This woman is not serious or serious. Maybe she will raise it in this life.

"I've been living in your car all my life." Xu Mang said seriously: "Really!"

"moron!"

"Then sit down." Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfiedly: "The coach will come later, don't yell at me to my mother."

"Yes!"

moment,

A middle-aged woman got in the co-pilot.

"Are you Yang Xiaoman?" The middle-aged woman was very polite and said to Yang Xiaoman: "Don't worry, I will help you get your driver's license within a month."

It's not that this coach is amiable. Before that, she was the famous violent temper of this driving school. Numerous students were scolded by her, but... the big leader above who drove the car the day before suddenly killed him.

then...

This middle-aged woman knew something. She had to teach a student to learn to drive by herself, and she had to be polite to her throughout the whole process, which made her a little happy and the entire driving school would close down.

"you are?"

The middle-aged woman looked at Xu Mang in the back row curiously, with a trace of doubt on her face.

"Car boy."

"Car boy?"

"Yes!" Xu Mang nodded: "It means to be with Shutong and practice the car with others."

"..."

The coach is confused, but I have to say...people in the city can really play.

"Fasten your seat belt first."

"Then adjust the seat, try to adjust it to a relatively comfortable level, and have a good vision." The coach began to teach Yang Xiaoman, his tone was calm, and his attitude was sincere.

Xu Mang smiled at this. People who didn't know thought this might be a fake coach.

At this time,

Xu Mang, with a humble mouth, couldn't help but want to die.

"coach!"

"She is so short, no matter how the adjustment is the same." Xu Mang interrupted, "Stop adjusting, just practice!"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

not angry,

Learning to drive is important,

Just let this idiot hide for a while.

Go back and beat him!

After a few minutes of hard work and exploration, with the help of a cushion, Yang Xiaoman adjusted the seat and said to the coach: "Coach, I'm fine, this position is just right, and the field of vision is quite wide."

"Let's practice straight line first." The coach gave the task.

Then under the command of the coach, Yang Xiaoman controlled the steering wheel while the vehicle was idling, trying to keep the car in a straight line, let alone... Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman drove well.

Worth to talk about,

Yang Xiaoman applied for a C2 driver's license.

"coach?"

"How many years have you been in this business?" Xu Mang was bored sitting in the back row, so he chatted with the coach.

"Ten years."

"It's been a long time thinking about it now." The coach was also bored, but he didn't dare to leave the co-pilot, so he simply chatted with Xu Mang to relieve his boredom.

"Seeing that you are not too old... you have been working for ten years." Xu Mang was taken aback and asked curiously, "Starting from child labor?"

The middle-aged woman smiled suddenly. This is a disguised boast of her youth, and she couldn't help but smile: "My daughter is in high school..."

"what?"

"Daughter is in high school?" Xu Mang said in surprise: "Don't say... If you were with your daughter, I would think it was two sisters."

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

What do you mean?

Isn’t she fancy her daughter?

I don’t exist as an old lady?

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he wanted to extinguish his fire and educate Xu Mang, but finally put out his anger on the premise of trusting his own appearance.

"This is my daughter. Doesn't she look like me?" The coach took out the phone, pulled out a photo, and showed Xu Mang with a smile: "Others say that my daughter is like a mother. I think so too. "

"Ouch!"

"Not bad!" Xu Mang really thought it was good, but... it looked a little twisted, why are the passers-by twisted? Is it because the PS is too much, causing the photo to be distorted in time and space.

suddenly,

The car stopped,

Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said, "Get out!"

...

Standing at the edge of the field, Xu Mang took a deep breath of air.

"what!"

"This is the fragrance of freedom!"

The liberated Xu Mang is like a runaway husky, looking for interesting things in the driving school. Unfortunately... the driving school is the driving school. There is no other thing except the car. At this time, he can only sit in the shade and look at others. Practice car.

Xu Mang observed for a long time, and found that many of them were students. Maybe it was the end of the college entrance examination. Let's take advantage of this gap to learn how to drive.

soon,

Xu Mang regrets the decision to get out of the car. It's too hot outside...

It is impossible to get in Xiaoman's car again. Xu Mang intends to pretend to be a student practicing the car, fish in troubled waters and enjoy the coolness brought by the air conditioning.

"brothers?"

"Is the air conditioner in your car cold?" Xu Mang asked a buddy in the car.

"Don't mention it!"

"The coach is deadlocked." The buddy said angrily: "It's a hot day... without turning on the air conditioner."

"..."

"Goodbye!"

Xu Mang is looking for the next car, but unfortunately...many coach cars don't have air conditioning. Even if they are air-conditioned, they are basically full of people.

"It's over..."

"I'm going to have a heat stroke." Xu Mang sighed, he shouldn't anger Xiaoman, and now he's suffering.

Ugh?

This... there is an empty car.

When Xu Mang felt desperate, he found an empty car parked on the side. With a glimmer of hope and longing, he came to the side of the empty car and opened the door tentatively, which surprised Xu Mang. Yes, it actually opened.

In the car,

Full of oil,

Turn on the air conditioner to sleep!

Driving skill +1

Driving skill +1

I do not know how long it has been,

Xu Mang was awakened by a middle-aged uncle.

"Hey Hey hey!"

"What's your situation?" The middle-aged uncle said impatiently: "Your training time is tomorrow. Why did you come today?"

"what?"

"I..." Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and found that the car was filled with people unknowingly, and hurriedly explained: "Actually I am not..."

"Forget it..."

"There was a student who asked for leave today. You are lucky."

"Drive a few laps in the court before the road driver." The middle-aged uncle coach said impatiently: "You go to the back first and take a good look at how others practice!"

"Oh..."

Xu Mang honestly changed positions with the buddies behind him.

Although he knew that all of this was a misunderstanding, Xu Mang didn't break it. He could enjoy it with air conditioning. Why would he break this misunderstanding? It was almost 38 degrees outside, and I got heat stroke after standing for an hour.

"Good coach!"

"Ok."

This buddy was a little flustered and drove directly into the car.

"seat belt!"

"How many times have I told you that the first step in the car is to wear a seat belt!" the coach said impatiently.

"Oh oh..." The unlucky and sad buddies hurriedly fastened their seat belts.

"Release the handbrake and put in gear." The coach's tone was flat.

but...

This dullness only lasted for ten seconds, and the coach turned from dull to rage.

"I asked you to release the handbrake! Do you know which handbrake is?"

"I..."

This buddy was scolded, thought about it, and then released the handbrake. It was obvious...he was nervous and forgot many steps.

Xu Mang sat in the back and felt helpless. He remembered his experience of driving a car at school. At that time... he was also a furious coach. Of course, he wouldn't be used to him and would just crash the coach into scrap.

By the way...

Why are the coaches of the driving school so fierce?

It seems that if you don't scold the students a bit, you will feel uncomfortable.

Eternal problems!

As Xu Mang was thinking about the problem, that buddy was scolded again.

"Step on the clutch!"

"If you don't step on the clutch, how do you put in gear?"

"Step on the clutch! Big brother!"

The coach began to breathe in his indifference.

This buddy's mood gradually collapsed, but he still chose to endure silently.

"Walk around!"

"Playing left and playing left, I let you play left! Did you hear playing left?!"

"Is it right?"

The coach still looks dead, but his words gradually become aggressive.

"Look at the rearview mirror!"

"I will show you the rearview mirror!"

"Which rearview mirror are you looking at? This! This rearview mirror!"

Ugh...

Horrible!

Although Xu Mang couldn't see the expression of the beginning buddy at this time, he was already crying without tears in his mind.

Fifteen minutes later,

The buddy was replaced and a girl got in the car.

"Get started!"

"Um... yes, you drove better than the previous one."

unfortunately,

After boasting for less than ten seconds, the coach was angry again.

"Fuck!"

"Did you have such a loose clutch? Hurry to reincarnate?"

Ten seconds later,

"Look ahead!"

"Look up and look ahead!"

"There is no money to pick up on the ground, look in front of you!"

"Substitution!"

After the substitution,

Xu Mang glanced at the girl who had just been scolded, and asked cautiously: "Sisters... are you okay?"

"Ok..."

"I'm used to being scolded." The girl was rather open-minded, and said helplessly: "Maybe my level is not good."

"No no no!"

"You have done it perfectly." Xu Mang said with a smile: "You are much better than my girlfriend. She can't even distinguish between the accelerator and the brake. At least you know which is the accelerator and which is the brake."

At this time,

The third student got off the car dingy.

"Still talking?"

"You came to learn to drive, not to make you seduce your sister!" the coach said to Xu Mang: "Get in the car quickly."

"Oh!"

Xu Mang cleverly moved from the back row to the driving position.

"coach?"

"What are you doing?"

"Can you let the students in the back row get out of the car?" Xu Mang said.

"Why?" The coach was curious.

"Because there is no seat belt." Xu Mang's face was serious: "I advise you to let the three students in the back row get out of the car, in case something should happen~www.wuxiaspot.com~ According to the definition of the law, I bear secondary responsibility. And you bear the main responsibility."

"..."

"What are you doing?" The coach glanced at Xu Mang and said impatiently: "Drive well!"

Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "Coach, I'm serious!"

"You three."

"get off!"

The coach was also hard-tempered, and directly let the three hapless students get out of the car, and then said to Xu Mang: "I want to see what tricks you can play!"

Heard the coach,

Xu Mang smiled and said, "Have you ever seen the movie "Flying Life"? It was played by Hao Jian. There is a clip in which the engine explodes at 7,000 rpm with a kick. I wonder if you have any impression of the coach?"

"you..."

"What are you going to do?" The coach looked at Xu Mang in horror: "I tell you... don't mess around!"

"Ugh!"

Xu Mang sighed, remembering that he drove the modified Wuling Hongguang, dominating the famous Spring Mountain, muttered to himself extremely quietly: "It's been a long, long time without racing... Since Xiaoman cried in front of me, I haven't Step on the accelerator again."

"Coach..." Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "I know your seat has a secondary brake, but you must not step on it, it will destroy the ultimate balance."

"..."

"Do you really think this is for making a movie?" The coach was so angry that he was a pretending to be funny for a long time, and he cursed: "Since you are so awesome, why didn't "Speeding Life" ask you to be the lead role? "

This Nima...

What a rigorous logical thinking!

Xu Mang was helpless and put on his seat belt silently.

"coach..."

"Lastly ask you." Xu Mang asked sincerely, "Have you bought life accident insurance?"

......