I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 Xu Mang’s words were like a booster for the parents present. At this time, they were all fantasizing that their children were either 211 or 985, and even more awesome were already fantasizing where the doctor’s celebration party would be held in the future.

　　 "Really that simple?"

　　 "I think that kid was telling the truth, and I knew it was an honest person at first glance."

　　 "Don't tell me...that kid is a good person!"

　　 "A good man is safe forever!"

　　 The parents have a very good impression of Xu Mang. In summary, he is a good person.

at the same time,

　　 Different from the parents' happy mood, the students in the examination room have been drained of their souls by this paper.

　　 will hand in the paper soon,

However, the degree of completion of the roll noodles is less than 30%, most of them are blank, and it can be considered as a student who can reach 30%. The student can only have about 20%, and the student is even worse. .. They have no desires and desires.

　　 hand in papers,

　　 The students leave.

　　 When these hard-pressed students left the classroom, their miserable emotions were infinitely magnified, and some students who were barely able to bear it were already crying.

"Wow!"

　　 "It's too difficult!"

　　 "How can it be so difficult?"

　　 Sad crying echoes in the sky.

　　...

"I'm coming!"

　　 The parents watched the students appear at the school gate with joy, but...but why are these students' expressions a little depressed? Could it be that the exam was broken? Even if the exam fails, it won't all be failed, right?

　　 "Son?"

　　 "How's your math test?" A student's mother couldn't wait to ask: "I heard a student say that the math papers are the simplest, and you can get full marks casually. Are you confident in taking full marks?"

　　"..."

　　 "Mom!" The student gritted his teeth and said, "Which **** said that?"

　　 "???"

Ugh?

　　How...how did you react?

　　 The student’s mother was taken aback, recalling Xu Mang’s appearance, and said, “I don’t remember the appearance clearly. I think the child is quite honest. At first glance, I can only tell that it is an honest child.”

　　 The student was so angry that he was helpless, and he sighed: "Mom...you have been cheated, the math papers...very difficult, I...I...can only take the test for about thirty minutes."

"what?!"

　　 "Three... thirty minutes?" The mother was taken aback and looked at her son incredulously: "Why is it so low?"

　　 "Really difficult!"

　　 "Mom, you don't know how difficult the paper is. If you don't believe me, look at the surrounding situation." This child has a relatively strong bearing capacity, mainly because he understands a truth. Anyway, everyone will die together.

　　 heard what my son said,

　　 This mother looked at the surroundings, and in an instant... was shocked by this human tragedy.

　　 "Wow wow wow!"

"Dad...Mom...I...I have broken maths!" A girl hugged her mother, crying bitterly, "I just picked a few ABCD... others... .Others were not written at all, and ABCD was filled in randomly."

　　 This is just a small drama of human tragedy, and other dramas are being staged on the other side.

　　 "Dad..."

　　 "Mom..."

　　 "If I get a zero score on the test this time, we can only see you in the next life." A boy smiled at his parents with relief, with a little freedom in his words.

This...

　　 Is it really that difficult?

　　 But why did the student before, with a hippie smile, do not see the sadness on his face at all, but the joy from the heart.

　　 "Does anyone know who that guy is?"

　　 "I don't know... It's such a bastard, it's fake news!"

　　 "Damn it, catch him and beat him to death!"

　　 Xu Mang's status among parents has fallen from being friendly to hatred.

Yang Xiaoman and the army came out together. She did not wait for Xu Mang. She was familiar with him. Yang Xiaoman had guessed that he had handed in the paper ahead of time. Now she must be waiting for herself at the school gate. However, she did not see Xu Mang at the school gate. , But saw a world-class disaster film.

　　 Is this paper difficult?

　　 Not difficult!

　　 is really not difficult at all!

　　 At least this is the case for myself or that bastard, but it's hard for others to say.

　　 Yang Xiaoman was about to take out his mobile phone, call Xu Mang, and ask him where he is now, and the overwhelming sound of curses reached his ears.

　　 "That **** is not a human being!"

　　 "Yes, yes, it's so difficult, and I cried my child in the exam, and said it's very simple, crazy?"

　　 "Isn't it a neuropathy, what is this education department doing? Can you take exams for neuropathy?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

　　They...

　　Who are they talking about?

　　 How do you feel that you are talking about Xu Mang?

　　 Could it be that that guy started not being a human again?

Yang Xiaoman put his mobile phone in his mouth and decided to clarify the matter. After listening to some parents’ conversations and the cries of classmates, he can roughly understand some information, that is, someone faked a message to the parents to let them know. Misunderstood that the math papers are simple.

　　 After confirmation,

　　 That idiot must have done this!

　　 But I think about it carefully. Actually... the idiot didn’t make a mistake. It’s really simple. The full score is not impossible. Anyway, the full score is more than 145, just a few options.

Ugh...

　　 Yang Xiaoman was a little bit dumbfounded. For the first time, he felt helpless. Sometimes his strength was too big for others, which was a burden.

　　...

　　 in a corner not far away,

There was a head sticking out of the wall, showing only his forehead and eyes. He looked at the tragic scene and the overwhelming scolding at the scene. This person smiled and looked handsome. He was the one who did good deeds in the mouth of the parents. Student Xu Mang.

"Ugh..."

　　 "No thanks...you should." Xu Mang sighed.

　　 soon,

　　 Xu Mang saw Xiaoman standing in the crowd, and then called her and told her to meet in the parking lot.

　　 After the two met in the car, Yang Xiaoman glanced at the **** sitting in the driver's seat, chuckled and said, "Hey...Can you be a person next time?"

"what happened?"

　　 "What did I do again?" Xu Mang was about to start the car. Hearing Yang Xiaoman's words, he looked at her curiously.

"Humph!"

　　 "Forget it... it's really easy for us." Yang Xiaoman smiled and said, "Can you get full marks?"

　　 "No." Xu Mang shook his head and said calmly: "The first multiple-choice question, I filled in an accurate answer C, and then I found that my C was not beautiful enough, so I changed it to D."

"moron..."

　　 Yang Xiaoman knew that this was a concession to himself, but when he was moved, he was helpless. What a foolish talent can do it.

　　 But,

　　 What if you let it go?

　　 The first and the second were covered by our black wind!

　　How to drip?

　　 Does anyone dare to grab it?

　　Mathematics opened a gap of more than a hundred points, and asked who else?

Ugh?

　　 Mother, why did I accept the title of Black Wind Shuangsha so quickly?

　　 "Little Man?"

"Ok?"

　　 "I want to ask you..." Xu Mang smiled and asked, "Do you think Chinese is difficult this time? Is it harder than mathematics?"

　　 "No!"

　　 "The language is almost the same as usual, but it is slightly more difficult." Yang Xiaoman said: "There is no pressure over one hundred and thirty."

　　 Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and said cautiously: "Is it very difficult to get a perfect score?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance, and said helplessly: "You want full marks in the college entrance examination Chinese, how big is your heart?"

　　 "Can't you?"

　　 "Nonsense!"

"Oh..." Xu Mang finally solved his happy doubts. No wonder everyone only discusses mathematics and ignores language. Judging from the information he got, the language exchange value is impossible to estimate. The mathematical exchange value is only six digits, and the difficulty language Greater than mathematics.

　　 It seems that I made a mistake.

　　 "Has anyone in history got full marks in Chinese?" Xu Mang asked.

"Have!"

　　 "The surname is Zhang Ming Zhenfeng, the most powerful test **** in history." Yang Xiaoman said: "But there are many doubts, and the whereabouts are still unknown."

"Oh..."

　　 "There is no suspicion, it is fake." Xu Mang nodded, feeling a lot more balanced.

after that,

　　 The two came to the famous commercial street in Ning City and chose a good restaurant. After the meal, Yang Xiaoman asked: "Tomorrow, there should be no problems with the examination of Wen Zong and English, right?"

"Do not worry!"

　　 Xu Mang hit a Hatch and said silently: "When will you fill in your wishes?"

　　ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм

"Zhejiang Province is the twenty-sixth and twenty-seventh of this month, the first batch." Yang Xiaoman said: "It doesn't matter to us, all parts of the country can go, but...I want to be closer to home. I don't want to go too far."

　　 "Fudan and Tongji in the magic capital, I heard a netizen from the'Time Guardian' say that the Tongji Architecture Department is very famous in the world." Xu Mang smiled and said, "How about we build a bridge?"

　　 "Go!"

　　 "My dad asked me to study China Economics and Trade." Yang Xiaoman said, "How about you?"

"I?"

　　 "I don't know." Xu Mang looked confused, shook his head and said, "When the time comes, we will catch lots and what is caught."

"Hey!"

　　 "Can you be more serious?" Yang Xiaoman glared and said angrily: "This is a matter of life, can it be good?"

　　 Xu Mang was innocent, and said cautiously: "I really don't know...Is there a philosophy department? Or should I be a philosopher?"

　　"..."

　　 "You know the philosophy of a fart!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "Tell me, what is philosophy?"

　　 "Wrestling?"

　　"..."

　　 "Is it a beating?" Yang Xiaoman angered: "Philosophy is a discipline that uses a scientific world view and methodology to analyze the practical problems of the contemporary world. Just like you, the demon king, I am afraid that it will not collapse the world!"

　　 "Oh..." Xu Mang is a bit embarrassed, it seems that he has made a mistake... But the Internet says philosophy is wrestling.

　　 "Then I will study physics." Xu Mang said: "Theoretical physics, I want to accomplish something that even Einstein hadn't accomplished. That is to come up with a universal formula. All things in the universe cannot do without this formula."

　　 "Can you do it?" Yang Xiaoman asked: "This may involve quantum mechanics."

　　 "Please remove the word ‘?’, and the rest will work." Xu Mang said with a smile, "I’m really awesome, I plan to develop in an all-round way."

　　 "It's up to you."

Yang Xiaoman is not optimistic about Xu Mang’s ability to make breakthroughs in physics, especially theoretical physics. Although the world’s technology is exploding, but...the growth depends on the basic theories and technologies of the predecessors a hundred years ago. accumulation.

　　 From the classical physics of Newton and Galileo to the modern physics of Einstein and Planck, there is a difference of more than two hundred years. Modern physics has only been more than one hundred years old. The theory of relativity and quantum mechanics have not yet fully transformed the theory into technology.

　　The current technology is only based on the theory a hundred years ago...

Just as Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman finished their meal, Xu Mang received a mysterious call, glanced at the caller, almost lost his breath, he was the dean of the Department of Mathematics of the Jiangsu University of Technology who cried all the candidates in Zhejiang Province——Teng teacher.

"Hey?"

　　 "Xu Mang, how is your test?"

　　"..."

"Teng, you are too much, are you planning to let all the students in Zhejiang Province jump into the river?" Xu Mang stood on the student’s side and yelled angrily: "I decided to go to Fudan, the magic city. See you at the national competition, I'll take all of you from Jiangda University!"

　　 Teacher Teng looked dazed, and asked helplessly: "Just ask how you and Yang Xiaoman did in the exam?"

　　"Zhejiang Province ranked first and second in the college entrance examination, what do you think?" Xu Mang said grimly.

　　 "That's not enough." Teacher Teng smiled: "You two are going to the magic city?"

　　 "The main Xiaoman doesn't want to be too far away from home." Xu Mang said, "I can go anywhere, I won't go to you anyway."

　　 Teacher Teng is so angry, what happened to the Department of Mathematics, Jiangda Institute of Technology? Why can't you come?

　　 It's so terrible!

　　 "You kid..."

"Forget it, Fudan is not bad, you and Yang Xiaoman can also develop there." After all, Teacher Teng is a high-level intellectual, with a broad mind, and said with a smile: "Of course... our department door will always Open for the two of you, and... don’t forget next year’s Provincial Mathematical Olympiad, you will come up with questions."

hang up the phone,

　　 Xu Mang rushed to Yang Xiaoman and said, "It's Lao Teng, and the thief's heart is not changed."

"Ugh..."

"Are we a bit too much?" Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Teacher Teng invited us several times, and Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang three times, and he invited us five or six times. We were really too much~www.wuxiaspot. com~ So what can it be?" Xu Mang said disapprovingly: "Zhuge Liang still captured Meng Huo seven times, so he was one less time!"

　　The words fall,

　　 Xu Mang's cell phone rang.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 Picking up the phone and looking at it, Xu Mang took a long breath and smiled: "Don't panic, it's my mother."

　　 Yang Xiaoman also let out a sigh of relief, and almost ended his life.

　　...

　　 the evening of June 7th,

　　 A lot of news about the most difficult exam papers in Zhejiang Province appeared on major microblogs, and many people reposted them. A large number of melon-eating crowds watched and the scene was lively.

　　 What a pity...

　　 At the end of the excitement, there are all kinds of verbal battles.

　　 Some people say that this is not the hardest, but the hardest in 2003.

　　 Some people also say that the year 2003 is not the hardest, and the year 1984 is the hardest in history.

　　The two parties borrowed the keyboard as a weapon, each in front of the other's father... the relationship is so complicated that it is impossible to sort out.

Xu Mang doesn’t care about it. He is thinking about how to survive tomorrow. It doesn’t matter at noon, because in a state of guard, no one will surround the gate, but after the exam this afternoon...how to stand out from the crowd of angry parents ?

　　 Xu Mang sighed. He used to wonder why he didn’t leave a name for doing good things, but now he finally understands...I really can’t stay!

　　Because it is easy to be beaten.

　　......