I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　嘭!

　　 There was a loud noise.

　　 Yang Xiaoman collapsed on the spot, and Xu Mang was also extremely embarrassed.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you?!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said fiercely, "How can I pull down the rocker when I play the game? I just pull it down, and now the screen is black. Up!"

　　"..."

　　 Xu Mang was a little helpless. He was so excited just now. He didn't control the strength of his hands well. Who would have thought of pulling down the joystick of the game console. How can I put it... there is a quality problem!

Ugh...

　　 There are risks in installing X, and failure is easy to be a fool.

　　 Yang Xiaoman wants to get more and more angry, and gets more angry and wants to beat people. He has been laying for so long, bragging about himself, and I will show you this.

　　 "Ah!"

　　 "I want to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's neck, shook it frantically, and yelled: "You idiot!"

　　 The violent airport didn't use its full strength, it only shook a few symbolically. However, Xu Mang felt uncomfortable, his stomach was overwhelmed, and his face was painful and accompanied by vomiting.

"you guys..."

"you guys..."

　　 The owner of the game hall rushed to see his money-making machine being pulled down by the joystick, that sadness in his heart, why is this guy again? Can you open a store properly? Why do all kinds of accidents happen when I meet him.

　　 It used to be a claw machine, but now it is an arcade machine. Do you plan to demolish the house in the future?

　　 "We will pay, we will pay!" Xu Mang, who was freed, saw the boss's face full of black lines, and realized that it was his fault. He said with a smile, "Sorry boss, I didn't mean it."

Correct!

　　 You didn't mean it!

　　 You are on purpose!

　　 The boss looked at Xu Mang’s mean smile. He wanted to scold him but couldn’t scold him. What else could he do if he had already paid for it. He stretched out his hand and didn’t hit the smiley man... Isn’t this guy his nemesis?

　　 After losing money,

　　 When Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were about to leave, the boss stopped them.

　　 "Two people!"

　　 "Can you stop coming in the future?" The boss begged, "I also want to support my family."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 This Nima,

is it necessary?

　　 Didn’t it just win you something and then broke another game console.

　　ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм

　　...

　　 7:30 in the evening,

　　 Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were walking along the river, and they met many lovers along the way, most of them were holding hands, some were even more exaggerated, and they actually carried their girlfriends on their backs.

　　 "Little Man?"

"Ok?"

　　 "Don't learn from them." Xu Mang pointed to the girls lying on the back of his boyfriend, and said solemnly: "Such actions are very dangerous. If you are not careful, you will lose two lives!"

at first,

　　 Yang Xiaoman didn't care about this, but after Xu Mang's reminder, her heart was burning like fire. That was a longing.

　　 "Analyzed from a physical point of view, this movement of boys carrying girls on their backs will disrupt the ultimate balance of walking, and will directly fall to death in a pothole."

　　 "Leave aside physics and analyze it from the perspective of human function. When a girl presses on a boy's back, it will cause damage to the spine. Even if it does not cause damage, this pressure will deform it and eventually become a hunchback."

　　 "Finally, we explored from the moral concept, whether men and women give or receive marriage, and have such close contact without getting married. What kind of style is it?"

　　 Listening to Xu Mang's babbling along the way, Yang Xiaoman did not speak, and silently endured all this. To Yang Xiaoman, this was only Xu Mang's statement of powerlessness, and it had no effect at all.

　　 I only need a word to swallow this guy all right.

　　 Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said indifferently: "Carry me! Right now!"

　　"..."

　　 "I just said so much, didn't you hear a word?" Xu Mang's face was full of surprise.

　　 "What nonsense!"

　　 "Squat down quickly, I can't get up." Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance.

　　 helpless,

　　 Xu Mang carried Yang Xiaoman on his back, when he thought of his stolen battery car.

Ugh...

　　 There is no news!

　　 "Little Man?"

"You said...can we still go to that game hall to play games in the future?" Xu Mang asked Yang Xiaoman's **** curiously: "Or... how about we open a game arcade? ?"

　　 "Do you guys have a dream of opening a game arcade or an Internet cafe?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "As long as my friends are men, they all say they want to open an Internet cafe or an Internet cafe."

"Ha ha."

　　 "Almost." Xu Mang said with emotion: "Although there is a computer at home, it doesn't feel that way...you know?"

　　 "I don't know, I still can't open it!" Yang Xiaoman directly rejected this unreliable idea, obviously wasting money, and said silently: "Go home now."

　　...

　　 The happy time is short, for anyone, and the students in the third year think that even the painful time, there is not much left, because there are only two time left before the college entrance examination.

During 　　,

　　 Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were not selected as outstanding students at the listed level, but a boy from another school who did not know him. No one knows who he is, but he has a lot of deeds, and these deeds cannot be verified.

　　 Later Xu Mang found out,

　　 Feelings. He is the son of Erdaime.

this day,

　　 Xu Mang is lying on the table. He is almost full of knowledge at the moment, but every time he makes a test paper, he still uses the system. Although the skill points paid are getting lower and lower, his habits cannot be changed.

no way...

　　 Although yes, but lazy!

　　 It's the end of April,

The atmosphere of the college entrance examination is getting heavier and the pressure on the students is getting heavier. The school has added three psychological counselors to help the students relieve their inner pressure, and every Saturday morning, the fourth class will be held. Senior high school students go to the playground to attend classes.

　　 But...

　　 Different from the good intentions of the school, many teachers in the class do the opposite, adopting the strategy of turning pressure into motivation, and instilling the idea of ​​striving forward endlessly.

　　 Of course, recent breakup incidents have gradually increased.

　　 Guang Xu Mang heard that there were more than 20 cases, so he was often caught by Yang Xiaoman and took so-called ideological education classes.

　　 "boring..."

"It's boring." Xu Mang lay on the table, his face looked like a dead fish. At this time, he wanted to hurry up for the college entrance examination, and then have fun for two months. After that, he went crazy for four years in college. Billionaire.

of course,

　　 This is the previous idea, and now it is slightly different, but in essence, they are all billionaires, that is, to become the most knowledgeable among billionaires and the most knowledgeable person with the most money.

Huh?

　　 Just when Xu Mang felt bored, he suddenly discovered that the problem in every class was the privatization of notes in class.

There was a student who wanted to borrow Xueba’s notes in class, and was rejected by others. At this time, he returned to his seat with disgrace. Although Xu Mang didn’t know why he wanted to borrow someone’s notes, there would always be one. Reasons can make him cheeky and borrow other people's notes.

　　 "Little Man?"

"Ok?"

　　 "Do you have the habit of writing notes in class?"

"Have!"

　　 Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and asked curiously: "Then I will ask you, is the notes in class important to a student?"

　　 "Nonsense!"

"Of course it is important." Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "Take mathematics as an example. Almost all are the analysis of important question types. Looking at the notes from time to time can deepen the understanding of certain types of questions. You will encounter similar questions in the future. , You can deal with it calmly."

　　 That's it!

　　 Xu Mang nodded: "Then why... I see many people have many notes at the same time?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance and said silently: "When I first met you, I remembered that you used P20, and then you used Mate20 during winter vacation, and now you use P30, why did you change your phone?"

　　 "The times are advancing and technology is developing. Of course, this mobile phone has to be replaced." Xu Mang said.

　　 "That's it!"

　　 "For the same topic, with the gradual improvement of knowledge, the understanding of the topic is also deepening day by day, so it is natural to make changes." Yang Xiaoman said: "I and you who sleep all day talk so much about what to do."

Oh?

　　 At this time,

　　 Xu Mang came up with a bold plan.

　　 "Little Man?"

　　 "What are you doing?"

　　 "According to what you said before, the old notes should be useless?" Xu Mang asked: "Since it is useless, why are so many people regarded as treasures?"

　　 "This is my own, why should I lend it to others?" Yang Xiaoman replied.

Correct!

This is it!

　　 Xu Mang’s eyes exuded a terrible light. He wanted to study a mobile app to change the First Middle School, Ningshi, Zhejiang Province...no! It is the campus environment of the whole country!

Do not!

　　 want to change the whole world!

　　"..."

"Hey?"

　　 "What's your situation?" Yang Xiaoman found Xu Mang's gaze, which was a gaze with huge ambition, and asked curiously: "Are you planning to be a demon again?"

　　 "No, no, no!"

　　 "I want to change the whole world!" Xu Mang said calmly.

"moron!"

　　 noon,

Xu Mang came to the school library and found a few books in the corner. This is about Android software development books. Of course, it is not professional, but a kind of popular science book. However, it is the same for Xu Mang. .

　　 [Mobile software development (Android) skills detected, mobile software development (Android) skills have been unlocked]

carry out!

　　 Xu Mang took the book and returned the key to the library, and then Xu Mang found a problem in the classroom. This skill was gray.

can not be used!

　　 My god!

　　 "System...Why is this skill triggered but not available?"

　　【Lack of corresponding skills】

　　 "What skill?"

　　【Language】

　　 "I can speak Chinese and English, is that enough?"

　　 [Please don’t be funny, the host, this is a serious question]

　　"..."

　　 Then Xu Mang found in an online post about the languages ​​needed to develop mobile phones, such as C++, Java, E, PHP, etc., but most people recommend Python.

　　 is mainly simple!

　　Simple is the last word, Xu Mang chose simplicity because he is lazy.

　　 Back to the universal school library again, Xu Mang found a magazine with articles about Python introduction.

　　 [Python skills detected, Python skills have been unlocked]

　　 Perfect!

　　...

　　 In the past few days~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Yang Xiaoman found that Xu Mang’s dark circles were very serious, which made her a little heartache.

"Ugh?"

　　 "What's wrong with you recently?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

　　 "It's changing the world." Xu Mang hit a Hatch and asked silently: "What's wrong?"

"What kind of world can you change...can you have a good chat?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said helplessly: "Usually go to bed early! Don't play games every night, so food...is it worthy of your own efforts? "

　　 Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, he found that Yang Xiaoman was getting more and more troubled, and he said that he was not a black wind and double evil spirit.

　　 "Really changing the world!"

"I have a package sharing plan." Xu Mang said seriously: "For example, a shared toilet app, a person has a stomachache when walking alone on the street. The nearest public toilet is five kilometers away. Then open the shared toilet app and look for nearby toilets. Share the family, and then go to his home to solve the problem, of course...paid use, rest assured that the price is civilian!"

　　 "What about sharing sockets, sharing refrigerators, sharing TVs, sharing washing machines..." Xu Mang said with a smile: "In the future, sharing oil fields, sharing artillery, sharing missiles...all will be shared, and the world will be peaceful."

　　 "This is a great ideal!" Xu Mang sighed: "The first step of the current ideal is about to be realized. The shared note app has been developed for half of the time, and it will be completed in a few days!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

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