I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Had lunch,

Xu Mang took the papers he made last night and wandered around Jiangdali. He wanted to find a copy shop. With the help of a kind girl, Xu Mang successfully copied ten papers and then invited the girl to drink. A cup of milk tea.

　　 This woman has a normal growth, a normal face, a normal figure, and a normal personality. Xu Mang has no doubts about this, but... this girl has a keen interest in Xu Mang.

　　 handsome!

　　 The handsomeness of a **** and a scumbag!

　　 Xu Mang had a pretty good chat with this girl, and he inquired about a lot of things about this school, but unfortunately... a Yang Xiaoman suddenly appeared.

　　 With a look of confusion, Xu Mang returned to his room. At this time, he glanced at the violent airport secretly, and saw that her face was black and did not speak, and he knew that it would be a **** storm in the future.

　　 However,

　　 What surprised Xu Mang was that he was not beaten, except for Yang Xiaoman who remained indifferent, everything else was normal.

　　 But Xu Mang understands that the prelude of the storm is calm and serene, and the violent airport may be brewing emotions, which is the so-called anger value. It is estimated that the current anger value is not enough to release the skills.

　　 another minute passed,

　　 Xu Mang couldn't hold Yang Xiaoman's calmness, shrank his head, and asked, "Xiaoman?"

　　 "What are you doing?"

　　 "Are you sick?" Xu Mang asked.

　　 "You're just sick!" Yang Xiaoman glared, sitting by the bed and swiping on his mobile phone, and said silently: "Is you wanting to ask, why didn't I beat you?"

　　 "Hey..."

　　 "How can I be so cheap." Xu Mang smiled awkwardly.

　　 Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly: "Look at your unpromising appearance..."

　　 Actually,

　　 Yang Xiaoman is really not angry, because in terms of beauty, she is about the same as Xu Mang, and she considers herself number one in the world.

　　 Did not get the answer, Xu Mang smiled awkwardly. He thought it would be the case, but he suddenly thought of a question, how did he find himself by Yang Xiaoman?

Uh...

　　 may be telepathy...

"Ugh!"

"Can you leave them a way to survive?" Yang Xiaoman finished his Weibo, raised his head and looked at Xu Mang, and said: "They are not easy. I just hurt my self-esteem a few days ago, and finally the wound healed. Just let them go."

　　 "Oh..."

　　 "In fact, this topic is not difficult." Xu Mang said helplessly: "You can see for yourself."

　　 Xu Mang drew a paper and handed it to Yang Xiaoman.

　　 looked for a while,

　　 Yang Xiaoman changed from curiosity to anger.

"Do you want them to die without a place to die?" Yang Xiaoman was so angry. A rough look at this topic is similar to the reading comprehension of Chinese. However, after careful study, you will find that it actually contains the language of mathematical logic thinking. .

　　 Just rely on those Jin Leilei...I'm afraid it's not going to jump off the building.

"I don't think it's difficult." Xu Mang said naturally with a look: "This topic is similar to the famous'Pirate Divide', but'Pirate Divide' embodies the idea of ​​gaming, and mine embodies the consensus. thought."

"Humph!"

　　 "When they are autistic, will you be responsible?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance and said angrily.

"rest assured!"

　　 "I will definitely be able to handle it well." Xu Mang smiled.

　　...

in the afternoon,

　　 Xu Mang brought the paper he copied to the provincial Olympic team classroom. Yang Xiaoman naturally came here to supervise Xu Mang.

Seeing the expectant gazes of the members of the Provincial Olympic Team, Xu Mang was very pleased. However, he didn't know that all this was a plan arranged by Jin Leilei in advance. From the moment Xu Mang stepped into the classroom, Has become the protagonist of this drama.

"Ok, Ok!"

　　 "I read a strong thirst for knowledge from your eyes." Xu Mang stood on the stage. At this time, he had already entered the role and was obsessed with it.

　　 The five people under the stage nodded, maintaining an expression of curiosity and desire.

　　 Yang Xiaoman sitting at the door went crazy.

　　 She seemed to see a human tragedy about to unfold.

Ugh...

　　 "Ahem!"

　　 "This is my topic." Xu Mang raised the paper in his hand: "Have you been mentally prepared?"

"Have!"

　　 has a loud and confident voice.

　　 "Very good!"

"But before I do this, I want to explain a few points." Xu Mang suddenly appeared serious and said seriously: "This is an epistemological and logical problem that includes time. It cannot exist in reality, but it is not logically impossible. Don't Find fault with me."

　　 "Be sure to make all kinds of comments that seem witty but are really boring. This will only make you idiots." Xu Mang said.

　　 Jin Leilei was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't see any joking in Xu Mang's expression, and nodded.

After 　　, the papers were issued. After the members of the Provincial Olympic Team got the papers, they read it roughly, and everyone looked confused.

　　 "Brother Xu Mang?"

　　"This...is this a Mathematical Olympiad?" Jin Leilei asked curiously: "This seems to be reading comprehension, right?"

　　 Xu Mang smiled, did not speak.

　　 As we go deeper,

　　 Jin Leilei broke down.

This is a question about the color of the top of the head. There is a group of bald people living on an island. One hundred people have green and nine hundred people have red. They can see each other’s heads, but they cannot mention the color of each other’s heads. Know the color of your head. If you know the color of your head, you will jump into the sea the next day.

one day,

　　 A tourist came to the island and said: There are people with green heads on your island.

　　Excuse me,

　　 What kind of results will this sentence bring?

at this time,

Xu Mang suddenly said: "This question has no mirrors, no secrets, and no brain teasers, so don’t rely on clever wording or absurd suspicions. In short... the tourist simply said: I see There is rarely a man with a green head here!"

"All right."

　　 "Use your mathematical and logical thinking to do the problem." Xu Mang smiled: "This problem is helpful to your future, treat it well, and think about it!"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 How do you do this?

　　 Jin Leilei and several people fell into confusion.

　　 lying trough!

　　 What if you say it is for nothing?

　　 Is it easy to say good?

　　 What about acting well?

　　 Feelings come to an end, the most stupid is myself!

What should we do now?

　　 Do the questions!

　　 Jin Leilei several people began to think about the nature of the problem, what kind of results will the tourists' words bring?

　　 soon,

　　 Jin Leilei several people failed...

　　 It is very difficult to explain this kind of problem with purely rigorous mathematical and logical thinking... at least you can't do it yourself. If you use pure daily thinking, it is very simple, just ask why you can't see your hair?

　　 This Nima...

　　 What the **** is the problem!

at this time,

　　 Yang Xiaoman was a little bit emotional. From the joy at the beginning to the arrogance to the helplessness, he finally collapsed. I can't imagine what Jin Leilei has experienced, but let alone... it's really cool!

　　 As expected, happiness is based on the suffering of others. I didn’t feel it before, but now this feeling is getting stronger and stronger.

　　 Not right, right!

　　 Suddenly Yang Xiaoman woke up, and in the days with Xu Mang, he seemed to be gradually lost, always thinking about how to cheat others.

　　 Is it possible that this is the so-called husband and wife appearance?

　　I, Yang Xiaoman's hidden face, is a bad woman?

　　 quietly called out Xu Mang who was playing Peace Elite, and Yang Xiaoman asked: "Oh...just ask you something, why can we be together?"

"Uh..."

　　 "Things gather by kind, and people are divided by groups." Xu Mang said.

　　 Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

　　...

　　 This afternoon,

　　 Jin Leilei and several people spent their lives in pain, until Xu Mang announced their dissolution, the five people still did not solve the problem.

　　 When eating,

　　 Yang Xiaoman secretly observed the other party, the melancholy expression seemed to have won the 5 million lottery ticket, but the lottery ticket was lost on the day of the award...

"how about it?"

　　 "Isn't it difficult?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "I still have more difficult things that I haven't taken out."

I...

　　 Nima!

　　 Is there something more difficult?

　　 After hearing Xu Mang’s words, Jin Leilei almost did not vomit blood. This question has made them wonder why they were born in the world. However, they were told on the verge of collapse that the problem is simple...

　　 Jin Leilei said without tears: "Brother Xu Mang...Are you here to play with us?"

"what?"

　　 "Why did you say this?" Xu Mang was taken aback and asked curiously: "It's really not difficult!"

　　 Whoops!

　　 can't do it, can't do it~www.wuxiaspot.com~ hurts self-esteem!

　　The five members of the provincial Olympic team all chose autism, no way...what kind of results did the tourists bring?

Sorry,

do not know...

"how to say..."

"In the two days before Xiaoman and I left, I won't tell you the answer. I hope you can use your own logical thinking to understand the mystery inside." Xu Mang smiled and said, "It's really for you in the future. It helps a lot."

　　 It’s not wrong to say that,

　　 However,

　　 don't understand!

　　 Jin Leilei's sadness is endless worship, Xu Mang is an all-around player!

the next day,

　　 Jin Leilei and others arrived in the classroom very early, and the five people gathered together to discuss. After one night of thinking, several people seemed to touch the threshold a little bit, but they still did not step into it.

　　 "What are you guys doing?" Teacher Teng came to the classroom and found that the members of the Provincial Olympic Team had gathered together to discuss something, and curiously leaned forward.

　　 "Professor Teng."

　　 "This is a question given to us by Brother Xu Mang, we...we are all killed." Jin Leilei said embarrassedly: "The brain is not enough."

"Oh?"

"let me see!"

　　......