I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"moron!"

　　 On Saturday morning, Yang Xiaoman glanced back at Xu Mang, who was asleep, and couldn't help but feel a little sad. Why can a person be such an idiot? Where did yesterday's lofty aspirations go? Eaten by a dog?

　　 What is lost at the starting line, what life is the meaning of life is struggle, what study is the best struggle... As a result, today from the morning self-study until the meal is near, I am really convinced!

"Ugh..."

"How did I become a neighbor at the front and back tables with this kind of person?" Yang Xiaoman sighed and looked at the scenery outside the window. His thoughts drifted into a fairy tale world. In a gorgeous castle, he wore princess clothes. , Waiting for the arrival of Prince Charming.

coming!

finally come!

　　The fantasy Yang Xiaoman was a little excited, she vaguely saw an army, not very large, it was not here to fight, but... to get married!

　　 "呱呱呱~"

　　 "Hey..."

　　 "Your Royal Highness! The Frog Prince Xu Mang is here!"

　　 suddenly,

　　 Yang Xiaoman woke up from the horrible fantasy, what happened just now? Isn't it Prince Charming? How did you become a frog prince? Even if it’s the frog prince, it’s in the prince category anyway, but... why is Xu Mang riding on the frog?

　　 disgusting!

　　 Shameless!

　　 Neuropathy!

　　 This guy not only insults others in reality, but even in the virtual world.

　　 get out of class ends,

　　 It's lunch time.

　　 Xu Mang stretched out. When he was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, he was intercepted by Yang Xiaoman. Looking at the murderous and violent airport blocked at the door, Xu Mang was a little confused.

what happened? Which guy with no eyesight provoke her?

　　 "Think about what you did today?" Yang Xiaoman asked angrily.

what?

What did 　　 do?

　　 Xu Mang recalled carefully, isn’t it the same as usual, got on the bus, got off one stop earlier, then bought three big buns, and... wait, does she already know who the murderer is?

　　 Not right...

　　 If she knew that the splashing gravy was shot by me, it shouldn't be like this, she would definitely fight hard.

　　 Forget it,

　　 I'm too lazy to think about it, I love it!

　　 [The desire to survive skill is detected, and the desire to survive skill has been unlocked]

　　 [Exploration Reward: Upgrade Card*1]

Ugh? !

　　 "Then what... can you make me think for ten minutes?" Xu Mang asked cautiously.

　　"..."

　　 "Yes!" Yang Xiaoman replied angrily.

　　 Xu Mang stood there and started the daily daze mode...

　　 Survival Skill +1

　　 Survival Skill +1

　　 Survival Skill +1

　　 The deadline has come.

　　 "System...I asked Yang Xiaoman to let me go."

　　 [After the system checks, this woman can't afford it]

　　 [hint: give up]

　　 Xu Mang: 囧

　　 "Did you think of it?" Yang Xiaoman waited impatiently.

　　"..."

"you guess?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

　　...

in the afternoon,

　　 Four Chinese lessons are connected.

　　 Teacher Wang Xuewang, who teaches Chinese, came to the classroom with a stack of test papers. By the third year of high school, the test is like breathing, and he has long been used to it.

　　The test papers were quickly sent to their classmates, including Xu Mang who was beaten by Yang Xiaoman.

　　 Language...

　　 is great!

Xu Mang may not be sure about other subjects, but Chinese is different. This is his unique subject, and his score is not high...Each test is only more than fifty points, but compared with other subjects, this score has already reached. Amazing degree.

　　 "The journey of the sun and the moon, if it is out of it; if the stars are brilliant, if it is out of it.-What emotion do these four sentences express?"

　　What emotion?

　　 Sun, moon, and stars, are they the sun, moon, or stars?

Uh...

　　 Xu Mang thought, and then quickly wrote his answer on the test paper.

　　 "Answer: It expresses the poet's desire to become an outstanding ancient astronomer."

　　 finished,

next question!

Why is 　　 an ancient poem again?

　　 "The country has broken mountains and rivers, and the city has deep grass and trees. ______, ______."

　　 Xu Mang is stupid... Things that require memory have never been his strong point. In the subject of Chinese, Xu Mang is better at understanding. Faced with this kind of silent writing of ancient poems, Xu Mang can only choose to be empty.

of course,

　　 In order to maintain the integrity of the roll noodles, Xu Mang copied the words "The country is broken, mountains and rivers are here, the city is deep in spring". After all, roll noodles are divided into points!

　　 Singing all the way, Xu Mang successfully reached the composition topic.

　　 "Please write an essay with'time' as the title, the number of words is not less than 800 words, and the style is not limited."

　　 time?

how to write?

The definition of "time" is too broad, but the more broad the definition, the easier it is to bleed off the question and deviate from the original intention of the person who wrote the question. After working hard to write more than 800 words, the result is less than 30 Composition points.

　　 time...

　　 time...

　　 How about writing a paradox about the backward flow of time in the theory of relativity?

　　 But neither can I.

　　 "System...how much is the full score of this composition?"

　　 [Tested by the system, this composition has a full score conversion value: 80 (language skills)]

　　Xiaogui...

　　 But it is worth a fight!

　　 Xu Mang gritted his teeth and chose to pay points.

　　 a moment,

　　 An essay about'time' appeared in Xu Mang's mind, including its central idea and some reflections of real society.

　　 absolutely!

　　 Why didn't I think of it!

　　 Xu Mang read roughly ~www.readwn.com~ This composition reflects a real problem. Based on the protagonist's own experience, he exposes a scam and warns all teenagers of certain behaviors.

　　 Pick up a pen,

　　Falling words.

'Your time is very valuable, welcome to "Book World"... I opened this page game again, I don’t know what I am looking for in the virtual world, and I don’t know what kind of life I want. of...'

　　...

　　 hand in papers,

　　 In the middle of the exam, there was a rare ten-minute break, and the class started to live up again. The answer to the answer, the crying cry, the regretful regret, in short, there are all kinds of people.

　　 "Are you confident?" Xu Mang rushed to Yang Xiaoman, and asked with concern: "Can you pass?"

"moron..."

　　 Yang Xiaoman didn't bother to respond to Xu Mang's stupid question. For her, any classwork was only full marks or only one or two points away from full marks.

　　 Why?

　　Why do you know such a person?

　　 Yang Xiaoman was full of melancholy. From being proud to the present, he thought he would be proud all the way, but halfway through, a complex of neurosis and idiots came out...

　　 So annoying!

　　 I really want to hurry up the college entrance examination and get out of the sea of ​​suffering.

"you..."

　　 Just when Yang Xiaoman told Xu Mang to stop bothering himself, he saw that this guy fell asleep on his stomach... Was he the reincarnation of the lazy **** or the possession of the sleeping god? The first second was still alive, but the next second I lay still...

　　 This guy's life is like this, right?

　　 muddled,

　　 In confusion, spend my life...

　　......