I Can’t Be a Sword God

Just when the three of them were arguing here and couldn't decide which one to take.

Hearing the whistling of the wind outside, suddenly a black wind swept from the distant sky, and he landed on the ground and turned into a handsome man in black, his eyes were full of sinister and greedy eyes.

"Honor Heilan!" The village head rushed out from the house, leading a few servants who were in awe, "Are you planning to directly seize the fairy fate when you come here?"

"Naturally." Hei Lanzi didn't look directly at them, but stared straight at the house in front of him, and said: "In the future, you will be rewarded for your merits and deeds, and all of you can eat a piece of immortal meat."

"Ahh..." The people in the back immediately knelt down and bowed down, shouting: "Thank you for your great kindness."

Seeing that Hei Lanzi seemed to be going to attack directly, the village chief was a little worried, and persuaded: "My lord, the little Taoist priest seems to have left some supernatural powers in the house before he left, so he can see the situation here at any time."

"So what?" Venerable Helan snorted coldly, then flipped his hands over!

boom--

There was a burst of explosions, and the entire house in front exploded!

The huge air wave lifted the house open, and a gust of black wind swept out the people inside like a big hand.

In the process of flying out, it was accompanied by the shouting of several people.

"What are you doing? Don't mess around! Do you know who my big apprentice is? Li Chu, who made a big fuss about the Northern Regiment destroying the Golden State!"

"What are you doing? Don't mess around? Do you know who my master is? Make a fuss..."

"Why? Don't mess around, do you know who my brother is? Big..."

"Wait...do I have to say that? I can't remember, hey..." The neat formation of the three people in front made the little koi feel deeply anxious.

After a pause, she waited until the black wind completely swept them up into the air, then she blinked and asked in a whisper, "Do you know... I... make trouble... Li Chu!"

Hei Lanzi hung a few people in mid-air, and with a wicked hook at the corner of his mouth, he said with a smile: "Unexpectedly, Xianyuan can be obtained so easily... Hahaha..."

Yu Qi'an looked at him and said with a serious face: "Young man, I know how you feel now, but I also ask you to understand my situation. I am going to massage the heart of Miss Chan'er right now. If you want to eat me, can you wait until I finish the massage? If you are really hungry... I will give you a few pieces of skin to pad your feet?"

"What are you talking about!" Wang Longqi stared at him immediately: "I didn't agree to give you the chance to give Miss Chan'er a massage, why did I let you go?"

Dulanke couldn't laugh or cry: "Seventh Young Master... Master... It's already time, so don't grab this thing?"

"snort!"

Yu Qi'an suddenly let out a cold snort, his eyes were fixed, and his aura of immortality suddenly emerged. There was a hidden light in his eyes, and when he looked at Hei Lanzi, his eyes made him dare not look directly at him.

"I don't know what monster you are, but let me tell you, if you don't agree to my request, then I..."

The old Taoist said slowly with a sonorous voice, "Just piss in the crotch! The meat you eat is all flirtatious!"

"Okay, it's really yours." Dulanke looked at Yu Qi'an, "Master, let's just do this kind of thing directly. Do you think that your death is not embarrassing enough if you threaten others?"

"Shut up!"

These people chattered and teased, Hei Lanzi was a little distracted, he was afraid that he would accidentally stand and listen for a whole day, in case something unexpected happened.

"Don't try to procrastinate!" He said coldly, "I'll tell you, that little Taoist priest is in danger now, and he is absolutely unable to save you! You just wait obediently and serve as my venerable's lunch. What last words, you can explain them as soon as possible. If you dare to talk nonsense, you will all be chopped into minced meat!"

The expressions of Yu Qi'an and the others suddenly became strange, and Wang Longqi even asked, "Are you sure?"

"What? Do you think this deity is afraid?" Hei Lanzi felt the provocation, and immediately raised his eyes.

"No..." Wang Longqi shook his head, "I mean, are you sure Li Chu is in danger now?"

"Are you questioning this venerable?" Hei Lanzi's voice sank.

But the few people seemed not afraid at all, Duranke pouted forward, "Do you want to turn around?"

"Don't do this with me!" Hei Lanzi said disdainfully: "If you want to take advantage of this deity to turn around and escape, do you have the ability? Don't be delusional, just... hmm?"

Halfway through his speech, he suddenly felt someone pat him on the shoulder.

Seeing the old village head shivering beside him, he said in a low voice, "Your Honor, why don't you turn your head back first before speaking harshly."

Venerable Helan only felt a little bad, and turned around slowly.

He saw that a handsome little Taoist priest in a Taoist robe had appeared behind him at some point.

He just stood there quietly, as if all the light in the world gathered together.

Hei Lanzi blinked.

Li Chu blinked.

Hei Lanzi's pupils dilated dozens of times.

"How did you get out?" he asked in disbelief.

"Just... walked out." Li Chu only felt that this person was strange.

"Impossible! The principles of the Heaven and Earth Labyrinth are incomparably complicated and complex. The old man would have to walk for a few days. How could you come out in such a short time..." Venerable Helan refused to believe it.

"The maze..." Li Chu said calmly, "Isn't it enough to walk in a straight line?"

...

On the distant peaks.

A gust of north wind blew past, Pi Yanzi felt a chill down his back. I silently rejoiced in my heart, fortunately, it was my brother who went to arrest people just now, not myself.

Master Zigong sat on the lotus platform, his expression neither sad nor happy, but fear loomed in his eyes.

Obviously, both master and apprentice were frightened to a certain extent.

Just now, they saw an unforgettable scene in this life.

Facing the complicated and intricate Tianyuan Labyrinth, Li Chu raised his fingers and walked forward.

A sword was like a fire dragon, rumbling straight ahead to open the way, and Li Chu strolled in the back, just as calm as going to the bathroom in his own backyard.

"That's Tianyuan Labyrinth..." Master Zigong murmured.

"That's right, the walls of the labyrinth are covered with Dao Talismans, how can they be broken with just one poke?" Pi Yanzi scratched his head, feeling something was wrong.

...

"Is there something wrong..."

Hei Lanzi looked at Li Chu, changed his previous aloof attitude, looked left and right, squatted down, and drew lines on the ground with his hands in despair.

"Look, this is the Tianyuan Labyrinth, it's like this..." He gradually brought out a little cry: "It's so complicated, how can you walk out in a straight line? I don't believe it, tell me... No, explore Rouge, what are you doing with your sword? Don’t do that, take it back! Hey! Ah..."

boom--

A red dragon rolled across the ground, leaving only a faint wisp of gunpowder smoke.