I Became a God in a Horror Game

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Tang Erda was tossed so that the highlights in his eyes gradually lost.

Originally there was a bone setting to be done, but the bone setting teacher said that Tang Erda's bones were already in the correct position, and there was no need to do it again, it would be overcorrection, so Mu Ke regretfully gave up - I heard that this is also very painful to do. .

In order to save time, Muke requires that many things be done at the same time as possible. For example, when he is doing his hair, Tang Erda is still doing eyebrow trimming and facial muscle stretching.

The eyebrow trimmer was a handsome, petite male make-up artist. In order to make Tang Erda's hair lie down, he almost half-straddled Tang Erda's body. The more he trimmed his face, the more red he became. He couldn't hold the eyebrow-shaping knife steadfastly, his eyes couldn't help but aim at Tang Erda's chest muscles and abdominal muscles, and the speed of eyebrow-shaping became slower and slower.

In this regard, Captain Tang, who was lying down, knew nothing, he was washing his hair with his eyes closed.

Tang Erda, who has devoted all his life to games and heresy processing, is unaware that these places may be the high-incidence areas of gays. The gay man was by his side.

Bai Liu Yuguang, who was sitting on the sofa next to him casually flipping through magazines, swept across this scene and smiled slightly.

Wearing goggles, Liu Jiayi noticed Bai Liu's subtle expression and followed his gaze, unable to hold back the corners of her mouth twitching twice.

Bai Liu put down the magazine, got up gracefully and sat beside Tang Erda, raised his eyes and glanced at the male makeup artist lightly.

Seemingly aware of some kind of warning in Bai Liu's eyes, the male makeup artist hurriedly accelerated the speed of trimming his eyebrows, and then ran away in a panic.

Liu Jiayi came over and couldn't help sticking to Bai Liu's side and whispering: "Why did you come here and swear your sovereignty to protect him? Wouldn't it be good to let this stupid big man be bullied a lot?"

Bai Liu looked at Tang Erda, who was sitting up after washing his hair, and turned to his side to lower his voice: "I don't like to see my private property being taken advantage of by others."

"Especially when it doesn't do me any more good."

Bai Liu raised his hand and touched Liu Jiayi's head soothingly: "If you are bullied by someone, I'll be very angry too."

Liu Jiayi held back her full stomach and turned away from looking at Bai Liu—she was actually a little depressed because of Bai Liu's attitude towards Tang Erda.

This man gave her a shot, and she still remembers it.

"What if I want to bully him?" Liu Jiayi asked fiercely.

Bai Liu smiled: "It's up to you, I don't mind the mutual engulfment of my property, as long as you don't hurt each other too much and reduce the total value of my property."

Liu Jiayi felt relieved now, and looked up at Tang Er, rubbing her fists and preparing to find a place to start, but she was stunned for a moment when she saw Tang Er hitting the front.

Bai Liu raised his eyebrows, leaned in to Liu Jiayi's ear and whispered, "In the process of bullying him, try not to damage his face, it looks very valuable."

Tang Erda has been completely taken care of, and now he is standing up uncomfortably, rubbing the back of his neck here, his chin there, and then looking at Liu Jiayi and Bai Liu who have not said a word, getting more and more cramped.

He pursed his lips and reluctantly held up the majesty of a captain: "I just said that these are all useless work on me and will not increase the attraction to the audience..."

"No." Bai Liu swept Tang Er with his eyes, and the shallow smile on his face deepened, "At least in an aesthetic sense, your attraction to me has increased."

Just now, the makeup artist trimmed Tang Erda's eyebrows very low, and trimmed the sideburns on both sides, which made Tang Erda's clear face and blue eyes that could not hide his aggression stand out.

His bones are sharp and angular, his face is cold and straight, his body is tall, his shoulders are wide and his waist is tight.

Liu Jiayi circled around Tang Er, and then had to admit in frustration that this guy is the one that the audience will like in terms of appearance.

Tang Erda was able to win the [Death Free Gold Medal] among the star players at the beginning. In addition to his excellent strength, the superior external conditions also added a lot of help to him.

Of course he didn't notice it himself.

In other words, Tang Erda himself did not have a clear understanding of the appearance of human beings because he had been mixed with heretical monsters for a long time.

He felt that he was average-looking, and Su Zheng's gentle and friendly appearance was good-looking.

Captain Tang, who didn't understand the aesthetic diversity of today's human society, saw Bai Liu smiling and praising him, and his first reaction was that this person was making fun of him again.

So Captain Tang became more and more uncomfortable, his eyebrows were extremely low, his expression even showed a bit of coldness, and he raised his hand to mess up the hairstyle he had just done: "I said it was useless! Don't make such force on me! "

The makeup artist next to him saw that Tang Erda was about to destroy the look, so he screamed and hung on Tang Erda's arm and roared, "I won't allow you to insult yourself like this! How handsome is it! If you choose two sets Wear better clothes, and the talent scouts who dig you can line up at the door of my store!"

"If you debut..." He restrained and stroked Tang Erda's strong arm, his face flushed, "I must be your wife's fan."

what? ? ?

Tang Er, who had only heard of wife cakes and never heard of wife fans, took out his arm from the makeup artist's hands full of question marks.

Bai Liu looked back: "Go and choose two sets of clothes that suit him."

"Can a custom shop be okay?" Mu Ke asked, "I have two more mature ready-to-wear custom shops, otherwise he wouldn't be able to buy clothes in ordinary stores."

"Okay." Bai Liu raised his phone, "I'll let Mu Sicheng change his place."

In a custom-made clothing store.

The door number of this store is a string of French that Bai Liu can't understand, and most of the people working in it are foreigners, but Mu Ke can communicate with these people in fluent French, so Bai Liu ignores it and sits next to watch the show.

I have to say that Mu Ke is really far-sighted. Tang Erda's height measured by the tailor is 1.92 meters. Except in sports stores, it is indeed difficult to choose men's clothing that suits this guy.

Even in a ready-to-wear store, Tang Erda's clothes are not easy to choose. The bearded tailor waved at Mu Ke in embarrassment. Mu Ke seemed to insist on measuring the complete body circumference data before drawing a conclusion.

So Tang Erda was called into the inner circumference of a white cloth curtain, and took off his shirt to measure the measurements. Bai Liu and Mu Ke both followed him in to choose clothes for him as a reference.

Liu Jiayi was forced to stay outside.

At this time, Mu Sicheng also came. After learning the cause and effect from Liu Jiayi's mouth, he rolled up his sleeves without saying a word, and went in with a malicious smile.

Is there a better fucking moment than this to take revenge on this idiot Captain Tang? !

When he sees the naked Tang Erda, he must humiliate the other person's figure! Saying that the other party doesn't look good in anything!

Just the sloppy appearance who slept on the street for half a year, what kind of handsome guy can he become?

There are thousands of people who don't believe Mu Sicheng, at least they don't believe that Tang Erda can be more handsome than the young and beautiful him, so he simply straightened his hair, lifted the curtain arrogantly, and stepped inside.

The upper/half/body/naked/naked Tang Erda lifted his eyelids and looked over with a bad look.

His old uniform was stripped down and piled up around his waist. From his chest to his back, there were large and small old scars, as well as many gunshot wounds. His muscles were completely tense because they lost their protective layers, stretching all the way from the back to the back. In the center of the waist, the smooth undulating arc has an incredible sense of power.

Neat and neat short hair, clear and clean face, and blue eyes with unavoidable aggression stared straight at the person who opened the curtain. After confirming that this person was a harmless teammate, he coldly said goodbye. Over his face, he stretched out his hand to measure the length of the tailor's hand.

These scars, which are not simple at first sight, made the tailor who looked at Tang Er's circumference terrified.

Mu Sicheng lowered the curtain expressionlessly, then raised his head and silently beat his chest and howled for a second or two.

One face-to-face and he lost! ! Oh shit! ! looks so cool! ! In good shape! !

Mu Sicheng hesitated for two seconds, gritted his teeth, and unwilling to admit defeat, took off his sportswear jacket again, preparing to wear only a T-shirt in.

Damn, he can be considered a sportsman, and his figure is not bad!

Seeing through everything, Liu Jiayi showed pity: "You can't win Tang Er's fight. His chest muscles are bigger than yours. I guess his bust should be more than 110."

At the same time, Mu Ke's forbearance of confirmation came from the curtain: "The bust is 115, is that much? Are you sure that this is a normal bust, and there is no such thing as overgrowth?"

The tailor replied in broken Chinese: "Very, standard, prefect!"

Mu Ke, whose bust is only in his early nineties: "..."

Mu Sicheng, whose bust is less than 111: "..."

lose, lose!

Mu Sicheng silently put on the sportswear jacket he took off, and zipped up the zipper that had been open all the time, so as not to allow his upper circumference to be exposed and compared, he adjusted his expression, and then opened the curtain again and walked away. went in.

Tang Erda was putting on his clothes, and he was very unaccustomed to letting others approach him so unguardedly, so after being forced to measure it by Bai Liu's head, his face was very ugly and his tone became dark: "Do you want to continue measuring? "

"No!" The tailor waved his hand excitedly. He used his gesture to compare the shape of Bi Tang Er Da's chest, waist, and buttocks, gave him a thumbs up, and complimented him in English with a peculiar accent. "—beautiful!"

Tang Erda looked tense and distanced himself from the tailor.

On the other hand, Mu Sicheng and Mu Ke next to him had a kind of jealousy on their faces. They stared at Tang Erda's chest for a long time, and then looked down at their own chest in loneliness.

Mu Sicheng also raised his hand to compare his chest, and then roughly expanded it by 5 centimeters and compared it again. He felt more and more sad and angry - he looks so cool and handsome, and his chest is so big, so he should show it earlier! Hidden tuck tuck is to stay until now to humiliate me, right!

After measuring Tang Erda's circumference, the tailor explained a few words to Mu Ke, then propped his chin and looked at Tang Erda, seeing that Tang Erda got goosebumps.

Mu Ke translated to Bailiu: "He just asked me about Tang Erda's occupation. Generally speaking, except for models, few people have such standard measurements at this height. I explained that Tang Erda has undergone professional military training, but now retired."

"That's why he recommended us uniforms." Mu Ke explained, "The real military/police uniforms have strict rules and cannot be dressed casually, but there are related styles of clothes that you can try."

Just as he was talking, the tailor took off a dark gray jacket uniform from the hanger, and handed it to Tang Erdo to try it on.

After a minute or two, Tang Er, who was dressed, came out.

His shoulders are very broad, and the straight shirt that tucks in the inner style holds up well.

This shirt looks more slim-fitting than Bai Liu's social animal-style shirt. Above the chest is a black double-breasted vest, and there are black straps on the shoulders that expand from the back of the shoulder blades to the abdomen. waist.

The trousers are relatively wide at the waist and belly, but tightly tucked into the hips, with a dark leather pistol/gun/holster tucked on the back waist.

The tailor nodded in satisfaction, turned his head and said a few words to Mu Ke.

Mu Ke's translation: "He said that this is a reference to the FBI-style uniform, which is very suitable for someone like Tang Erda who has been trained and has a standard body."

Tang Erda was still trimming his neckline. He didn't seem to get used to the clothes that wrapped him too tightly, and his brows were furrowed.

"How is it?" Bai Liu asked, "Will wearing this dress affect your operation?"

Tang Er hesitated for two seconds, he raised his arm, and then answered honestly, "No."

"Then this one." Bai Liu decided, "Wrap it up and continue to buy other things."

Forty-seven minutes later,

After buying accessories such as tie clips, leather shoes, socks, and other accessories, Tang Er stood in Bai Liu's small rental house with a sullen face, carrying pockets large and small. He frowned and raised his hand to unbutton his shirt - too tight. Now, he's not very used to this dress.

Bai Liu in the room is calling the leader: "Well, Mu Ke is here with me, come and pick him up."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Liu called Xiang Chunhua and his wife: "Jiayi is with me, come and pick her up."

After closing the phone, Bai Liu turned to look at Mu Sicheng: "Can you go back by yourself?"

Mu Sicheng nodded.

After dealing with the whereabouts of all the team members, Bai Liu turned to face them: "Because we are fortunate to have the strong support of Captain Tang, registration is no longer a problem, and we have more time to plan rationally."

Bai Liu's eyes matched that of Tang Er, who was standing at the end: "Captain Tang told me that apart from training, the grooming of the players is equally important. Gather at this hot pot restaurant in front of my house at 5:30 in the afternoon, I invite you to have a hot pot meal together, log in to the game at 6:30, and officially start the league training, any comments?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"OK." Bai Liu nodded, just as he was about to continue speaking, at the same time, his doorbell rang.

Standing at the end, Tang Er turned around and opened the door. As soon as he opened the door, he was taken aback by the leader who came frantically after receiving a call outside the door.

Tang Er hits too high, this is all secondary, his uniform looks messy because of his own messing around, and the hairstyle he just finished was also scattered because he was uncomfortable, and he washed it. .

The open neckline can still faintly see a few scars from the incision, and the body exudes the smell of shampoo that has just been showered (actually shampooing), and the ends of the hair are dripping down-

——Looks extremely wild, like he just rolled around on the bed.

Because the white willow inside was still explaining things, Tang Erda blocked the leader outside the door and looked down at him condescendingly: "Is there something wrong?"

The leader shrank tremblingly into a ball and looked up at him. Tang Er's strong aura overwhelmed him so much that he stuttered: "I, I'm here to find Mu Ke."

"Wait." Tang Erda said, "Bai Liu is still inside with him..." Explain the matter.

The leader interrupted Tang Erda's words in disbelief, and blurted out: "Bai Liu hasn't finished yet?! Haven't you finished with Bai Liu?"

——You are so fucking old, and you haven't finished Bai Liu? !

Although this statement sounds a bit strange, Tang Erda couldn't tell what was wrong, he just explained with a frown: "Bai Liu just dealt with me, but he hasn't dealt with the other two."

Liu Jiayi's affairs can basically be handled by herself, and Bai Liu doesn't need to worry about it.

The leader stood dizzily against the wall before he stood firm, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Inside, Bai Liu is still in front of you, continuing to deal with the other two?!"

Is this Nima something done by humans? !

Let one of your lovers come out to help him receive guests, and continue to deal with other people in it? !

Tang Erda frowned and asked, "Is there anything I can't do?"

The leader was swayed by Tang Er's questioning, barely standing still, his eyes swept to the scar on Tang Er's neckline, and he asked in a strange way: "These injuries on your body are not caused by Bai Liu, right?"

Tang Erda's expression changed, he quickly tightened his neckline, grabbed the leader's hands and cut them back, and pushed the leader against the wall and asked him coldly and sternly: "How do you know?! You have played games too?!"

"I don't want to play this dirty and evil game with Bai Liu!!" the leader roared angrily, "Let me go!"

Is the jealousy of Bai Liu's group of men so terrifying! It's just that I feel like I'm going to catch him up and kill him just because I've played games with Bai Liu!

Just when the leader was beaten to death by Tang Er, Bai Liu pushed open the door and raised his chin slightly to signal Tang Er to let go: "He's not a player, let him go."

Tang Er let go after hitting him, and he stepped back suspiciously.

The leader pulled away from him in fear. He looked at Bai Liu who pushed open the door, and his pupils shuddered again.

In just one day, Bai Liu was quite haggard, his face was pale, and his eyes were blue and black, as if he hadn't slept on a drug addict all day and night.

The leader stepped forward and led Mu Ke away. Before leaving, he glanced back at Bai Liu's open neckline. At the same position as Tang Erda, there was also a small round wound on Bai Liu's neck - similar to a wound from a cigarette butt. .

But when the leader came to pick up Mu Ke yesterday, he hadn't seen Bai Liu's wound.

It's only been one night, how fucking intense it is!

The leader grabbed Mu Ke's hand in shock and ran away quickly.

When He Muke walked outside, the leader couldn't bear to gossip: "Did Bai Liu burn his neck with a cigarette butt by the person at the door when he was playing a game?"

Mu Ke asked in horror, "How do you know?!"

The leader took out a cigarette and lit it with vicissitudes of life, looked into the distance leisurely, and exhaled a smoke ring melancholy: "My eyes have seen through too much filth in this world..."

The author has something to say: here it is!

Some readers asked if the appearance can be changed casually in the game, here is a unified reply, yes, but it will cost money. If you want to become a star player, you can't fake business, otherwise the audience won't buy it

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