I am Vardy

In his previous life, Balotelli was not the originator of funny comparisons, but he was definitely a master. Various types of funny comparisons emerged in an endless stream, and the funny comparisons reached a new level. Now that there is Vardy, I am afraid that Balotelli's title will be lost.

However, Vardy absolutely does not mind being Bashen's life mentor, leading him farther and farther on the road of being funny...

Anyway, in his previous life, Raiola was Balotelli's agent, so it would be better if Balotelli came into Raiola's sight earlier, and one sheep would be herding two sheep.

Vardy naturally missed the next League Cup match against Arsenal, but considering that Vardy had a stupid experience of watching football in the home team's fan area, this time Vardy was directly restricted by the club to the training base.

In the League Cup quarter-finals, usually no team will give up, but Everton is lucky. Arsenal, who are playing at home in this game, just sent most of the substitute players.

There is no way, Chelsea's performance is too strong, Arsenal is struggling to catch up but can't do it, Wenger is suffering.

It just so happens that the weekend is the top battle between Chelsea and Arsenal. This is the best chance to catch up with Chelsea. This game is definitely the top priority.

So in this way, the League Cup in the middle of the week is relatively less important, so Arsenal simply sent substitute players, no matter how far they play.

Of course, Arsenal's bench players are not easy to deal with. They actually fought Everton for 90 minutes, which caused great trouble for Toffees.

Fortunately, with the goals of Cahill and Ferguson, Everton won Arsenal as they wished and advanced to the semi-finals.

Vardy is very happy. If he can win a championship in the first season of his career, it would be perfect.

The Premier League is unrealistic. Neither Chelsea nor Arsenal can be shaken by Everton. The FA Cup is more important than the League Cup. Everyone pays different attention to it. Only the League Cup has the greatest hope.

Of course, there is also bad news. In the subsequent draw, Everton was very unlucky to meet the powerful Chelsea, and it simply used up all the good luck before!

There are two rounds to be played in the semi-finals of the League Cup. If there is only one game, then all miracles are possible, but if there are two games, the possibility of miracles will be infinitely reduced.

It is even more difficult to pass the level of Chelsea, and even Vardy dare not have too many illusions.

No way, who made Chelsea better than Everton!

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After the League Cup was over, the team immediately started training the next day. Although it was mainly restorative training, it was training after all, which made the players complain.

Who makes Everton fight on two fronts now? The depth of the lineup is not enough, and most of the substitute players are useless.

Vardy also participated in training and was unable to compete for more than two weeks. If he does not maintain his condition through training, then he has no idea how much strength he can show!

As for the group training they have been insisting on before, it is still continuing. After all, everyone can see the effect. As long as their frontcourt offensive combination cooperates tacitly, Everton's strength will definitely be greatly improved.

During the training interval, Cahill looked at the four big bald heads around him, and felt awkward. Who made him the only one with hair among the five!

Of course, several people are equally upset when they see him, why do you have hair on your head?

This is a bit of robber logic, but who made them robbers in the first place!

"Look, everyone is bald now. Are you allowed to be handsome alone? Don't say I'm not unreasonable. Now I give you two choices. One is to shave your head with us, and the other is to be shaved by us." Kill it! You choose!"

Gravesen looked fierce,

It's like a villain who is blocking the road and robbing, even robbing money and robbery.

The three of Vardy also surrounded him, looking at Cahill with a bad expression, as if they would be flattened if there was a disagreement.

"Well, in fact, we have something to discuss!" Cahill backed away calmly, with a sneer on his face.

"Look, you four are so handsome with bald heads, I'm too embarrassed to shave your heads to steal the limelight!"

"You failed this explanation, do you think you are more handsome than us after shaving your head?"

Cahill rolled his eyes and really wanted to refute, but obviously there is a huge disparity between the enemy and us now, the best way is to muddle through and get out of the way.

"Okay, just say how can you let me go?" Cahill said with a resigned look.

Vardy smiled slightly, and took out the electric hair clipper from behind, "Hold him for me!"

Gravesen led Carsley and Osman, and instantly pushed Cahill to the ground, with a malicious, standard villain face in his smile.

"It's okay if I'm wrong, as long as I don't shave my hair, I will agree to any conditions!" Cahill panicked, although his hands were pinned down, he still struggled with all his strength.

Vardy turned on the switch of the electric hair clipper, and said lightly: "It's too late, we don't need you to pay anything, we just want your bald head!"

prickly——

A bald mark appeared in the middle of Cahill's head, and then Cahill's howling broke through the sky in decibels.

Several people let go of their hands. Since the first knife went down, the rest would be very logical, and Cahill could only choose to accept it with tears.

A few minutes later, looking at the big bald scoop on Cahill's head, the thugs headed by Vardy smiled gratifiedly.

Like a girl who had lost her virginity, Cahill leaned weakly on the ground, covering her face and sobbing, as if she had been wronged so much, it was really sad for those who saw it and those who heard it wept.

"Don't be a sissy, congratulations on joining the bald bandit gang. From now on, the bald gangster gang will be established. The five of us will be veterans. If anyone wants to join in the future, they must pay the membership fee, Tim. It's a big profit!" Vardy said with his arms around Carsley.

It's nothing to be funny by yourself, but to lead the trend of funny is the real funny.

I not only want to be Doubi, but also the ancestor and master of Doubi!

Cahill whimpered and complained: "I'd rather give you protection money than shave my head. My daughter will dislike me when I go home like this!"

A few people curled their lips to express their disdain, as if your daughter doesn't dislike you for being ugly if you don't shave your head.

Cahill cried even more sadly, but he also had to accept the helpless reality - the reality is that he alone can't beat the Everton skinheads......

Well, anyway, hair grows fast, and it will become hairy in a month. At that time, I must protect my hair, and I can't let these animals pit me anymore.