I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Xiao Tielong really fainted: "Girl really?"

"Of course it is true, what a big marriage event!"

Xiao Tielong saw that Xiu Xuan had all his words on this, and he said, "Well, okay! In that case, I will arrange the wedding immediately, butler, you immediately go to the band, decorate the room, arrange the banquet ..."

The government office was busy immediately, and the old magician, like eating an aphrodisiac, directed the people to arrange it.

"Hey, hello, you have to put a word here!"

"Oh! This sheet is new. This is sloppy."

People looked at the old gentleman and couldn't stop happily, they said why this man is so positive!

The most anxious nature is Murong Xiaotian. He is anxious like an ant on a hot pot. What can I do this time? Do I really want to get married with Xi Ruoxuan? To say that this girl is not annoying, but such a rush is really inappropriate, which is unfair to Weixuan. If I regret it and leave it, I am afraid that the old **** doctor will leave it alone, which would completely harm Su Gongzi. What should I do?

Xi Ruoxuan was even more anxious than him, and the two men finally met together: "What do you say?"

Xi Ruoxuan is still relatively calm: "Son, it's okay, we are married, and the real and the fake are not under your control!"

Murong Xiaotian's eyes lit up: "You said we're going to be a fake marriage?"

"Yeah! Let's give the old gentleman a mixed eye, and we'll really worship the church, the fake cave, what do you think?" Xi Ruoxuan said with great excitement.

"It's not great. We worshiped in front of so many people. If it spreads, we won't be able to wash into the Yellow River!"

Xi Ruoxuan said angrily: "I am not afraid of a girl. What a fear of you silly lords, that's it."

"I don't want to do it!" Murong Xiaotian grunted and said he didn't want to.

Xi Ruoxuan was anxious: "So what do you say, if we don't listen to the old gentleman, the old guy will keep one hand, do you have the heart to watch Su Gongzi become a disabled person?"

Murong Xiaotian was stupid, which is what he did not want to see: "So, is it really possible to do this?"

"You can rest assured! I have n’t done it before I kissed. After worshiping the world, we walked into the cave. You slept with you, I slept with me. Tomorrow morning, we all ran things. ! "

Murong Xiaotian looked at Xi Ruoxuan suspiciously: "I've heard about it for the first time, okay! This time I'm also out! Let's perform with you once!"

Xi Ruoxuan had just completed Murong Xiaotian's ideological work, and Zhong Langyu ran like a lost soul: "Weak Xuan! How can you do this, you have promised me to return to Beijing, how can you get married with Master Murong, You might as well kill me with a knife. "

Xi Ruoxuan hurriedly explained the process to Zhong Langyu in detail: "It ’s all fake, it ’s something we showed to the old doctor, you can rest assured, nothing will happen between me and Mr. Murong, you must Trust me. "

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Zhong Langyu listened to Xi Ruoxuan's explanation, and finally put his heart in his stomach: "Ouch! It scares me, I thought you really don't forgive me."

"Relax, lord, I regret that what Ruoxuan has said will not be regretted. After Su Gongzi recovers, I will return to Beijing with you immediately."

Zhong Langyu finally had a smile on his face: "Okay! Then I will go first."

"Don't, you also stay to participate in the wedding of my son Murong!" Xi Ruoxuan said, looking at Zhong Langyu with a smile. Zhong Langyu was also tempered by her, so all right! Then the king will stay and see what the king's wife and other people are like to get married!

The wedding started soon under the old gentleman Zhang Luo, Xi Ruoxuan and Murong Xiaotian put on the Sina bride's dresses respectively, and in the sound of drums, they all walked into the hall hand in hand. The hall at this time has been arranged quite festively, everything is arranged according to the old gentleman, not to mention, this old guy's aesthetic point of view is not bad. The hall is beautifully and decently furnished.

Such a big thing, Xiao Tielong naturally can not be absent, he naturally became the protagonist of the wedding. When he announced the start of the wedding, there was a sudden applause in the hall, and the suona was equally famous. Xi Niang shouted loudly: "Worship the world, worship Gaotang second, couples worship, send them to the cave!"

With this classic wedding march, Murong Xiaotian took Xi Ruoxuan into a new house that did not belong to them. After the guests were gone, Xi Ruoxuan and Murong Xiaotian took a long sigh of relief, oh my mother! Can be confused. Just when they thought they were done, the old **** doctor came in and said: "I said two of you, have you heard of the custom of listening to the room! You two can listen well, and I will sleep outside at night, If you want to make a fake match to fool me, I can tell you, no way! "

Xi Ruoxuan and Murong Xiaotian almost passed out after listening.

The old magician went out after saying this classic sentence, but it was embarrassing to the handsome men and beautiful women in the house. Couple's gift No way! No way! This will definitely not work!

After all, Xi Ruoxuan was Xi Ruoxuan. As soon as her eyes rolled, her idea came up. She lay quietly beside Murong Xiaotian's ear and said, "Son, don't worry, the old gentleman's trick is not difficult to crack. He listens to his room. When we blow the candle, we will see nothing in the room. Next, you are responsible for shaking the bed a little, and then making a sound of Yiyi, and fool it. "

Xi Ruoxuan is very experienced in these matters of men and women. In modern society, she also occasionally watched some films from island countries, so these details can't fail her. However, Murong Xiaotian will not work! He didn't understand what happened to these men and women, and asked innocently, "Why do you shake the bed?"

Xi Ruoxuanxin said that you really do n’t understand or if you do n’t understand: "Oh! Is n’t that old guy going to listen to the room? If you do n’t make a sound, he will say that we are fake."

"It has nothing to do with the shaker. Can I shake the chair?"

Xi Ruoxuan got angry: "I let you shake, you shake, don't ask this and that."

Murong Xiaotian didn't know what kind of ghost Xi Ruoxuan was doing, but vaguely felt that it was related to marriage. Don't look at Murong Xiaotian as a 20-year-old boy. He still only knows a little about the husband and wife. I did n’t know, so I had to listen to the weak Xuanxuan and shake the bed, and Murong Xiaotian walked over and pulled the bed along to shake it vigorously. The bed suddenly made the sound of "salad, salad".

"Hey! Could you lighten up? Your bed has been collapsed by you."

"How much effort would it take?" Murong Xiaotian said agrily.

Xi Ruoxuan walked angrily to the bed: "You let go, let me demonstrate it. It's like this, it's not light, it's rhythmic, do you understand?"

"Oh! I get it." Murong Xiaotian began to shake the bed inexplicably.

Xi Ruoxuan looked at it for a while: "You make a noise! ​​How do you shake the bed!"

"Ah! There is a voice! Okay! Hey roar, black roar, hey roar, black roar ..."