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Ye Chen nodded happily. Young people are inevitably more arrogant. You see, they will become sensible after being severely beaten by society.

Yan Xuyang coughed twice and said, "Ye Chen, it's getting late. Let's let the newcomers introduce themselves first. Then we'll start with you."

Yan Xuyang pointed to the new male, and he nodded immediately.

"Okay, foster father."

? ? ?

"What did you call me?" Yan Xuyang asked confused.

"Father, there is an old saying in China that a master is a teacher. You came to the Lord God Space earlier than me and have more experience than me. You are naturally my teacher. Once you are a teacher, you will always be a father. In this way, I am called It’s so reasonable and reasonable for you to call me a foster father!”

Yan Xuyang was speechless. You have finally understood the aspect of seniority!

"Wait a minute, you call Brother Xu your adoptive father, but you call me brother. Won't this generational hierarchy be messed up?" Ye Chen reminded.

"Daddy, I misunderstood! I was just being quick to talk, so please don't pay attention."

Now seniority is back.

"You'd better introduce yourself first."

"Okay foster father, my name is Wei Junjie. I am twenty-four years old and a student. My specialty is..."

Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang looked at each other speechlessly.

He who knows the current affairs is a hero, this is really a good name.

The Lord God is going to send down talented people in an eclectic way!

After a brief self-introduction, Yan Xuyang and the others finally got to know the newcomers.

The little girl and the beauty with her eyes closed are both characters that appeared in the original work. The little girl is Huang Lilin, and the beauty with her eyes closed is Zhu Wen.

Originally, Zhu Wen needed to be focused on, because Zhu Wen in the original work was a person with special abilities. He could see other people's death lines. It can be said to be a youthful version of the devil's eye, but now he is more prominent than Zhu Wen. It’s still Wei Junjie.

After all, this is the first new type of talent that the Lord God has recruited!

"Okay, now that everyone has introduced themselves, it's our turn to introduce ourselves. I'm Ye Chen, that's Yan Xuyang, Brother Xu, and this one is even more heavyweight! He's the captain of our Zhongzhou team. , Zheng Zha!"

After speaking, Ye Chen turned his attention to Wei Junjie, mainly to see what he would call Zheng Zha. You have already called him foster father and godfather, so there can't be any other names for him.

Wei Junjie bowed directly without hesitation.

"Hello, foster father!"

Well, it’s not a problem for him at all!

The corners of Zheng Zha's mouth twitched crazily. If Luo Li knew that he suddenly had such a great son, she didn't know how she would feel.

Isn’t it said that those who come to the Lord God’s Space are those who despair of reality?

Will this unscrupulous and bottomless guy in front of me really despair of reality?

"Wei Junjie, how did you come to the main **** space?" Zheng Zha couldn't help but ask.

Wei Junjie scratched his head.

"I don't know. I was sitting at home watching an action movie starring the newly debuted amateur Ohashi Miku-sensei. At this moment, a pop-up window suddenly popped up asking me if I wanted to know the meaning of life and if I wanted to truly know the meaning of life. alive."

"I thought it was a traffic-driving advertisement for the website, so I clicked YES. When I woke up, I came to this place."

Zheng Zha looked confused, so does this guy have anything to do with despair?

Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang understood the reason why Wei Junjie came to the main **** space, and couldn't help but feel pity in their eyes.

"Junjie, did you delete your browsing history before coming to the Lord God Space?"

Wei Junjie was stunned for a moment, then his face gradually turned pale, and finally his legs went weak and he collapsed on the ground in despair.

Delayed knife belongs to yes!

In the distance, Zhang Jie was a little concerned about the situation at Yan Xuyang's side, so he used his mental energy to take a look, and then sat on a stone chair by the roadside and silently lit a cigarette.

The nicotine entered his mouth, but he didn't feel like he was smoking. If he had to say what it was, maybe it was loneliness.

As a remnant of the old era, there is no ship that can carry him in the new era.

But is such an abstract new era really necessary?

Chapter 949: Brother Jie

"I already understand the situation. We can strengthen ourselves by completing various tasks in the reincarnation world of the main **** space and obtaining reward points. Needless to say, although the future is wonderful, the most important thing right now is the present. Although I have read about this series of horror movies called "Mission, Death Comes" online, I only know some of the movie settings and don't know the specific plot. Have any of you seen the plot of "Death Comes II"? "Zhu Wen asked. It could be seen that she was relatively rational and was not dazzled by the pie drawn by Ye Chen.

"I'm familiar with this."

Huang Lilin raised her hand and looked at Yan Xuyang and the others. She was very eager to restore her impression in the eyes of Yan Xuyang and the others. She was already far behind Wei Junjie and Zhu Wen.

"Captain, Brother Chen, Brother Xu, these are my favorite horror movies. I have watched all the Death Comes series. If you have anything you want to ask, feel free to ask! And please don't say what I just said. Keep it in mind, what about the underworld and the Qinglong Gang, these are all nonsense from me, the so-called Qinglong Gang is just a study group in the class..."

Yan Xuyang raised his hand to interrupt Huang Lilin.

"I understand the Qinglong Study Group, right? I understand. Let's continue talking about the plot. Since you have seen me, the God of Death is here, I'll introduce it to you."

How does Brother Xu know what she is going to say?

Huang Lilin was stunned for a moment and then nodded: "Okay, Death Comes is a series of movies. It mainly tells the story of a group of people who were lucky enough to escape death and were hunted by the 'God of Death'. As the saying goes, the King of Hell wants you to die at midnight. Who dares to keep you until the fifth hour? The story of Death Comes Part 2 also starts with a series of car accidents. Before the car accident, the heroine Kimberly predicted the car accident and escaped from the car accident with a group of people who were supposed to die. …”

Huang Lilin narrated the story of Death Comes II in an emotional voice, adding body movements from time to time, which made Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang watch it with gusto, and regained the feeling of post-modern Internet surfing.

To be honest, although Huang Lilin's clothes reveal a kind of non-mainstream culture unique to 2007, except for these, her appearance is still pretty, plus her eloquence, she can go to movies now. Become a blogger.

After listening to Huang Lilin's critical comments, Zhu Wen was silent for a while and expressed her own opinions.

"If the plot is the same as what Huang Lilin said, then the solution to this horror movie is actually quite simple. In the original plot, the heroine committed suicide by driving into a lake and completed the process of rebirth, thus breaking the pursuit of the 'god of death'. Then As long as we point this out in advance and allow the heroine to complete the rebirth process, we can save all the plot characters."

After hearing this, Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You are right, but you have overlooked one issue now. The most important thing now is not how to save the characters in the plot, but how we should survive these five days under the pursuit of death. Look out the window. "Yan Xuyang said.

After hearing this, everyone turned their attention to the car window. Cars were driving beside them. Reminiscent of the plot Huang Lilin just said, everyone understood where they were at this time.

"If this is that highway, doesn't it mean that we have been on the death list from the beginning!" Huang Lilin exclaimed.

Yan Xuyang nodded: "Yes, let's not mention whether the cracking method in the original work is effective or not. Even if it is really effective, only the plot characters in the original work can escape the pursuit of death, and we reincarnations are not able to escape anyway. It’s impossible to escape the pursuit in the next five days.”

"Your idea is correct, but you have overlooked one thing. What we are in now is not a movie called Death Comes, but a reincarnation world called Death Comes! Do you think the Lord God is possible? Let us crack this horror movie so easily and get such generous reward points?”

"this…"

Zhu Wen was speechless.

At this time Huang Lilin put forward his opinion.

"Since the pursuit of death cannot be solved, then we can always hide. Isn't the bubble room that the heroine brought in the previous movie in the original book absolutely safe?"

Yan Xuyang shook his head again: "It is indeed safe inside the bubble room, but what about outside the bubble room? If the Lord God directly drops a plane, can your bubble room stop it?"

"Huh? This is impossible!"

Yan Xuyang turned to look at Zheng Zha.

"Captain, you are experienced. Please tell me if it is possible."

Zheng Zha nodded bitterly: "It's completely possible! The first horror movie I experienced was Resident Evil 1. At that time, we were hiding in the computer room of the Red Queen, which we thought was absolutely safe, but at this moment, an original creature appeared Lickers who weren't supposed to be there ran into the Red Queen engine room, and if I hadn't been lucky, I might have died in that horror movie."

"Looking at this situation, if we really dare to hide in the bubble room, the Lord God may really drop a plane directly."

Huang Lilin was speechless at this time. She found that the plot she was familiar with seemed useless. In Death Comes, a horror movie, there are no specific enemies for you to defeat, and there is no clear way to clear the level. What is left is the endless pursuit of death, and in what form and on what occasion this pursuit will come, all of which are unpredictable.

How to survive such a horror movie? What can they do?

A sense of powerlessness flooded everyone's mind.

Even Zheng Zha doesn't know what he is going to do at this moment. Only Yan Xuyang and Ye Chen have clear and clear goals at this moment, because they know that the only way to crack this horror movie is to **** Brother Jie!

When everyone was in a low mood, Ye Chen stood up and fed the newlyweds chicken soup and painted pie cakes. One was a bad guy and the other a red face. This was the tacit cooperation he and Yan Xuyang had reached invisibly.

At this moment, a large truck in the distance suddenly sped over and knocked away a car next to the heroine. Then a series of car accidents occurred, and the flames illuminated everything around them.

At this time, the bus slowly stopped, the door opened, and the horror movie started.

Yan Xuyang and Ye Chen looked at each other and walked out of the bus. After looking around for a while, Ding Zhen found the heroine Kimberly.

Without saying a word, Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang came directly to the crying Kimberly and said with concern on their faces: "Madam, are you okay?"

Kimberly cried uncontrollably and didn't reply. The policeman who was comforting her shrugged helplessly.

"This lady said that she had just predicted this car accident and felt very guilty. But we all know that this car accident was just an accident, and it is not the same as anyone else..."

"What!"

Ye Chen interrupted the policeman with an exclamation and put his hand on Kimberly's shoulder with a serious expression.

"What will the United Nations say about such a big matter?"

"ah?"

This pattern suddenly opened up, leaving Kimberly completely confused.

Chapter 950: You would rather believe this than believe that I am Qin Shihuang

Not to mention that Kimberly was confused and the policeman on the side was also confused. Do you think this is a big deal?

That is indeed a big deal. Human life is not a big deal.

Such a large-scale serial car accident, in which dozens of people died in one breath, was a major event that could shock the local police station in any continent in the country. He could already think of the police station working overtime in the next period of time.

But if you say this will alarm the United Nations, that's somewhat exaggerated.

"Sir, are you kidding me?" Policeman Thomas couldn't help but ask.

Ye Chen turned around and asked, "Do you think I look like I'm joking?"

Thomas looked at Ye Chen's face and nodded.

Like, very similar!

"Huh? Why are you acting like I'm not serious enough?"

"No, although your expression is very serious, your eyes betray you. From your eyes, I can see three parts sarcasm, three parts coolness and four parts carelessness."

You're just making a fan chart!

For a moment, Ye Chen even wondered if Thomas was playing tricks on him.

"Why do you say that? Couldn't it be that you were wrong?"

Thomas shook his head: "I'm sorry, I'm a policeman and I trust my experience."

Ye Chen was speechless. He had some doubts about whether the Lord God had sewn some strange elements into this horror film. However, it could be heard from Thomas's tone that he was really just relying on his own experience to make judgments and read his own That's bullshit, it would make things much simpler.

"Mr. Policeman, if you don't understand anything, just stop talking nonsense! Do you know what Miss Kimberly said just now? A person who can predict death is a natural person with the ability to predict death! Such a precious thing Talents were almost buried because of your momentary error in judgment! Are you worthy of taxpayers' money and the responsibilities entrusted to you by the country!"

"Let me tell you, if something happens to Miss Kimberly, it will be a loss to the whole country, no! It will be a loss to the people of the world! And you and your family will be nailed to the pillar of shame in history forever!"

ah? !

Thomas was stunned.

Don't forget that even Kimberly himself, the client, was made to feel guilty by Ye Chen. There was no way Ye Chen's rhetoric was too exaggerated, as if the earth would not rotate without her. Anyone who listened to this would feel guilty. ah.

"I'm sorry, sir, I wasn't calm enough just now. Predicting death should be just my illusion. I'm just a female college student, it's not that important."

"No! You do!"

Yan Xuyang walked over slowly as soon as Kimberly finished speaking.

Seeing Yan Xuyang's figure, Ye Chen immediately opened his eyes and shouted.

"Great Sage, why are you here!"

Yan Xuyang and Ye Chen had a relationship where they could call each other daddy even when they were bringing takeout. As soon as they heard this, they immediately understood the plot.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and then a fatherly smile appeared on his face.

"This matter is too important for me to worry about."

"But your body..."

Ye Chen wanted to say something eagerly, but Yan Xuyang raised his hand to interrupt him.

"Needless to say, this is a major turning point for all mankind. How can I survive this alone?"

As he spoke, Yan Xuyang looked at Kimberly who looked confused.

"Child, I know you are still confused now and can't tell the burden on yourself, but it doesn't matter. Those choices that determine the direction of history often start from such an inconspicuous turning point. One day you will understand the burden you shoulder. 's burden."