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"You monsters, please be quiet for me! Don't disturb my state of mind!"

"Master UP, this is very boring. In your current situation, we are like your plug-ins. Why are you still cursing people? Why are you always the king of me? Master UP, who are you?"

Although he didn't know what the UP master and plug-in were, Jiang Chen understood that the barrage was asking for his name.

"Hmph! I can't change my name even if I don't change my surname! He is the best among zombies! The mysterious zombie king general! Although his power has been sealed, it is not something you rats can spy on! Now I need my blood to restore my mana. , and if the evildoer recognizes you, please show up as soon as possible and offer your essence and blood, and when I break the seal, I will make you a human prince!"

The audience was speechless. If they hadn't known that they had just seen the skeleton soldiers, they would have thought they were watching a telecommunications scam!

At this moment, a window suddenly opened on the ceiling of the dungeon. A knight in armor walked to the window, dropped a body and left without saying a word.

The live broadcast room was silent for a while and then a barrage floated out.

"Brothers, does this scene just now seem familiar?"

"Doesn't this look familiar to me? I've already completed eight rounds of Soul 1! Damn it, why didn't I think of it just now? This place is the Northern Immortal Academy!"

"Fuck! It's Hun! Excuse me! Excuse me!"

"Damn it, I take back what I said, but fortunately it's not me who traveled through time!"

Not jealous, Chen Mo threw the general into the soul world to start the live broadcast, and in order to have a more effective performance, he specially chose a person with nothing to start the game!

After all, are you a capitalist? Leaving a pair of underwear for you is already considered a big hemorrhage!

Chapter 914 Bad things

Before the general could figure out the purpose of the knight throwing a corpse down, the barrage had already begun.

["Immortal, get up and spread the fire!"

"There's the stench of keys ahead!"

"There's a key ahead, but jumping helps!"

"Master UP, hurry up and pick up the key! You can get out of prison!..."]

Seeing so many barrage prompts, the general looked suspicious.

"Is there something wrong with your monsters' heads? Who would throw a body with a key in the prison?"

["There's no way the game design is like this. Can any soul scientist come out and explain it?"

"Master UP, you are already at rock bottom anyway, you won't lose if you try."

"Yeah, you're here, let's try it."

“Don’t worry, we are all good people and we won’t lie to you!”…]

The general fell into deep thought. As these barrages said, his current situation could not be worse. Even if there was nothing on the body, he had nothing to lose.

With a skeptical attitude, the general came to the corpse and groped around. After touching the lower body, he took out a key from the other party's pocket!

There really is!

The general took the key in his hand and came to the cell door, stretched out his hand and touched the area where the keyhole was not.

Is it the wrong direction?

The general took back his hand and transferred the key from his left hand to his right hand, intending to try it with another hand.

["Master UP, don't try! The keyhole is right in front of you!"

"Urgent, urgent, urgent..."

"Hehehehe... The owner of UP is stupid and stupid. He looks so cute when he makes mistakes. He's fired!"

"unbelievable!"

"I checked the IP and this person is from Shanghai."

"No! He came to the devil's capital to go to jail!"...]

General Chen didn't understand the outrageous comments made by netizens, but he did understand the hints.

The key is in front of me?

How can this be!

He looked up and saw that there really was a hole for insertion!

The general was stunned for a moment before inserting the key in his hand into the hole and turning it.

"Crack!"

The door opened.

Be a fool!

Just drop a corpse with a key, and the keyhole is designed inside the door! Then what's the point of your cell!

The general really doesn't know where to start complaining. He just wants to leave this mentally retarded place as soon as possible!

After the general came out of the bustling room, he saw a long corridor, and what was even more eye-catching was a wooden stick and broken boards placed at the door of the cell.

The general stepped forward and took a look. Miraculously, there was a written explanation under the sticks and boards.

The bottom of the stick says that this is a fine stick.

And when the board is lowered, it says "The best shield in the village!"

The general is speechless, this is the message written by that idiot!

He wandered between the boards and sticks for a while, then finally picked up the stick and left.

Although the stick was a little broken, it should still be quite useful as a sap for knocking people, and the wooden board was so broken and rotten that the general couldn't think of any purpose besides adding burden to him.

Use it as a shield?

Stop it!

Using this thing as a shield is simply asking for death!

"Master Immortal, you are awake."

"who!"

The sudden sound from behind made the tense general subconsciously raise the wooden stick and turn behind him. The general was stunned when he saw the person appearing behind him.

It was a woman wearing a black robe, an eye patch, and long silver hair.

["Holy shit! The third generation fireproof girl!"

"What's going on? Isn't this the first soul? Why does the fireproof girl from the third soul appear in the first soul?"

"I did it! Wife! Why did you run into the screen! Come back quickly! Wife!"

"What is your wife! This is obviously my wife!"

"Please respect me and don't always call my wife wife, it's very rude!"…]

The barrage of wives that filled the eyes made the general frown. Are these monsters sick? She is a woman, is she your wife?

The general stared at the fire-prevention girl with a fierce light flashing in his eyes.

"Your name is the fire girl, right? Where is this place and why are you here?"

"Master Immortal, this is the Northern Immortal Yard, a cell specially designed to hold the undead. Master Immortal, the whole world is in crisis now, and only you can save the world!"

The general frowned slightly and continued: "Oh? What kind of crisis method?

"Master Immortal, on the eastern island of the East Kingdom, the Sword Master Ashina defeated the Inner Army and established the Ashina Kingdom. However, Ashina Kingdom's excessive pursuit of evil power has led to the rampant demons in the East Kingdom today! The people are in dire straits!"

"In the northern continent, King Oulant of Pretania awakened the ancient monsters sealed in the Temple of the Wedge, causing the entire Kingdom of Pretania to be surrounded by mist, with countless demons sucking in the mist. People’s souls!”

"In the city of Yanan in the far south, a disease called lycanthropy is spreading rapidly. All villagers suffering from this disease will gradually lose their humanity and eventually become beasts. In order to deal with this situation, the church has sent many hunters to Ya'nan, but all traces of these were lost in the end. According to the church's intelligence, these hunters seemed to be trapped in a dream."

"In the Western Continent, the first fire born in ancient times is gradually weakening. The curse of the undead is spreading among all human kingdoms. Only by spreading fire can the curse of the undead be lifted."

After the fireproof girl finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

["Holy shit! What kind of evil did Lord UP do in his previous life!"

"Sew!"

"The Lord UP usually does a lot of evil, so it's normal for him to have traveled to this world."

"What a **** drawing! Just wait to die! There is no hope!"

"When the heroes of mankind shine!"

"When I saw the fire prevention girl, I was a little envious of the UP master, but now, excuse me, farewell!"...]

The general didn't know why netizens were so excited, but he heard that the world's problems were indeed huge, but what did this have to do with him?

"Really? Then what do you think this world should save?"

"Undead Lord, you can first go to Ashina Kingdom and defeat Ashina Genichiro with the Immortal Slash to liberate the East Kingdom, then go all the way north to the Kingdom of Beretania to seal the ancient monsters, then go south to Yanan to break the hunter's dream, and finally return here. Come and pass..."

Before the fireproof girl finished speaking, the sound of flesh being penetrated rang out.

The fireproof girl coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood and looked down. It was the wooden stick in the general's hand that had pierced her abdomen!

Who said you can't kill someone without a gun? !

"Are you teaching me how to do things?"

After speaking, the general pulled out the wooden stick fiercely, and the fireproof girl's body fell down so weakly.

The general glanced at the fire girl indifferently, then stepped on her head and left the cell.

The barrage that filled the screen turned into three words at this time.

"Bad thing!"

Chapter 915: Watch me pass level one

Entering the Glid, Chen Mo was watching the live broadcast of the generals' family ties while sipping red wine. Looking at the onlookers who were completely unaware of the situation, Chen Mo thought for a while and then snapped his fingers. A large screen appeared on the highway out of thin air. Above, a live broadcast of the general's stay in the Northern Immortal Academy was being played.

As the saying goes, having fun alone is not as good as having fun together!

How can I enjoy such a beautiful show by myself?

"Dear friends who are passing by, don't miss it! The General's Bizarre Adventure is now officially launched! Those who have money will support it, and those who have no money will support it alone!"

As he said this, Chen Mo arranged a few more rows of seats on the highway so that tourists passing by could watch them at any time.

Zhou Hao glanced at the general who was collapsed on the ground with only his underpants on the screen, and the corners of his mouth twitched crazily.

The moment he saw the general break out of the coffin, he was impressed by the other's domineering power for a second. After all, the high-quality armor coupled with the unique voice of the dark descendant sword demon was indeed very impactful. In addition, He was even called General! This is even more incredible!

Although Zhou Hao doesn't know much about Chinese mythology, he still knows that the generals are Zombie King-level existences, no matter how narrow his knowledge is.

No matter how you think about it, a king-level zombie cannot be a simple thing!

However, the ideal is very full and the reality is very skinny. In less than a minute, this best among zombies knelt down!

He was even caught in a cell and forced to operate!

True story, right? What zombie Jeston!

His fear hasn't even brewed yet!

Jeston: Don’t disturb me during the revolution!

Looking at the generals on the big screen, the gold-touching brother was stunned and pulled Zhou Hao's clothes.

"Brother, am I dreaming?"

Zhou Hao glanced at him and shook his head gently: "Unfortunately, no, do you want me to slap you?"

The brother who touched the gold instantly woke up and distanced himself from Zhou Hao and said, "That's unnecessary."

I consider you a friend, but you want to take advantage of me!

"All right."

After speaking, Zhou Hao found a seat in the front row and sat down.

"Huh? Brother, what do you mean?"

"Watch the live broadcast."

"Ah? Do you really want to see it?"

"Anyway, I'm here, and I won't miss a piece of meat if I take a look. Besides, I've never seen big winds and waves, so don't panic about this little thing!"

The brother who touched the gold was stunned on the spot. Are you so domineering?