Hogwarts Kryptonian

"Who are you?"

"Why are you so afraid of me?"

"Answer my question, or no one will know if I kill you."

Lu Yunkai looked coldly at the man with an evil smile in front of him and asked in a low voice.

The man who had just tried to sneak attack him was now lying on the ground, controlled by Lu Yunkai with a binding spell, and the wand he originally held in his hand had been sold to the system by Lu Yunkai.

This is a mountainous area, and not far ahead we will reach Voldemort's hiding place, so Lu Yunkai felt a little nervous.

"How are you going to kill me?"

The man still smiled and did not take Lu Yunkai's words seriously.

"Meow, he is probably not an Auror, but the little Crouch you were worried about yesterday. He may have indeed heard what you said to Lucius!"

Chrissy, who was squatting on Lu Yunkai's shoulder, shouted.

Lu Yunkai glanced at Chris.

I know this without you having to tell me. After all, Aurors are employees of the Ministry of Magic, and things are done according to procedures. How could someone suddenly attack with a spell when someone else is riding on a flying sweeper?

But when Lu Yunkai saw this man's expression of wanting to write "I am a bad guy and you are a scumbag" on his face, he wanted to teach this wizard who has the final say now.

"This bottle is the Explosive Corrosion Potion, this bottle is the Sky Fire Potion, and here is another bottle that I have never used since I made it. It is said that it is specially designed to deal with wizards, and the higher the opponent's magic cultivation level, the more effective the potion will be. "Lu Yunkai flipped his hands, and three bottles of medicine were placed on the ground, "You choose or I choose?"

"Hehehehe, boy, it looks cool. But why don't you just use the Death Curse?" The wizard still smiled evilly, not taking Lu Yunkai's words seriously.

"Kill you? Are you worthy? My hands are dirty." Lu Yunkai also smiled, "Okay, I will help you choose a bottle. In fact, I have always been curious about the effect of this highly toxic potion..."

"Meow! Lu Yunkai! You don't really want to kill someone, do you?" Chris looked at Lu Yunkai's effortless look, and suddenly a little hair ran down her spine, "Don't be impulsive!!"

It feels like what Lu Yunkai said is true...

How could it be true!

Lu Yunkai glared at Chris.

And seeing Lu Yunkai actually picking up a bottle of potion from the ground and opening the lid, as if he was about to pour it into his mouth, the wizard must have a smile on his face.

"Okay, young man, I was just teasing you, otherwise you would have died long ago." The wizard changed his approach and gave up.

"So, how did your dad get you out of Azkaban?"

Lu Yunkai still held the potion bottle in his hand, staring at the wizard and asked.

"...Do you know who I am?"

"Haha. Not only do I know who you are, I also specifically said those words to Lucius Malfoy in front of your house elf." Lu Yunkai looked at the man in front of him coldly, "I just don't know your ears. Did it work or not?”

These words were not made up by Lu Yunkai, but what Chris thought of after hearing Lu Yunkai talk about the empty seats last night.

"Meow! This is a good thing! I don't believe that little Crouch would not come to you if he really heard you and Lucius!"

After Lu Yunkai came to his senses, he also felt that this was the case, but he really didn't expect that this madman would greet him by sneak attack halfway...

"If I hadn't heard, I wouldn't have come to you. Brat, I didn't realize that you have a pretty good mind, so why are you hanging out with idiots like Malfoy?"

"Are you stupid? I think he is very smart. At least he understands that he can only do other things if he is alive. Unlike some guys who come here to talk about their ideals when their lives are gone." Lu Yunkai snorted.

"You brat, it's not your turn to teach me how to behave." Little Crouch snorted, "You told Lucius yesterday that the Dark Lord had contact with you?"

"What, you want to see him?" Lu Yun opened his eyes and narrowed his eyes.

"Meow! Don't tell him that Voldemort doesn't remember him!!" Chris quickly reminded from the side.

Lu Yunkai opened his mouth and closed it.

"Of course!! I heard you need someone to give your body to him and I'd love to!!"

Little Crouch's eyes shone with something called fanaticism.

"Answer me first, how did your father get you out of Azkaban?" Lu Yunkai did not answer his words.

"My mother traded herself into prison for me."

"...What do you mean??" Lu Yunkai didn't understand.

Crouch Jr. quickly told his story to Lu Yunkai, because he knew that Lu Yunkai would not believe him if he did not explain the matter clearly.

God knows if he has "abandoned the darkness to the light" (but in his eyes, the Ministry of Magic is not the light).

It turned out that his mother was seriously ill and there was no hope of recovery, so she begged Old Crouch to let her go to Azkaban in exchange for her son. Then for some reason, the two people who drank the compound potion and exchanged their looks. An exchange was completed in Azkaban, and those stupid dementors didn't notice it.

It's just that after coming out of Azkaban, little Crouch's life didn't feel easy either.

His father didn't care much about him because his dream of being the Minister of Magic was completely shattered.

He just controlled him with the Imperius Curse, put an invisibility cloak on him, and let the house elves take care of him.

"Your father treats you well and allows you to go to the Quidditch World Cup."

Lu Yunkai snorted after hearing the story.

Lu Yunkai didn't actually care whether this story was believable or not. Although he was inclined to believe it, Voldemort had to make this judgment.

"Hmph! I want to make him look good when I get the chance! He actually used the Imperius Curse to control me!" Little Crouch didn't seem to appreciate his father's favor.

"You wait here, I'll ask the Dark Lord if he wants to see you." Lu Yunkai didn't want to get involved in the household affairs, so he changed the subject.

"I'll go with you! I really volunteered my body for him..."

"If you are willing to offer it, he must be willing to take it??" Lu Yunkai interrupted Crouch Jr.

Hearing what Lu Yunkai said, Crouch Jr. quickly shook his head.

"Follow the instructions of the Dark Lord!!"

"...Well, just wait here while I leave." Lu Yunkai got on the broomstick again.

"I can use Disapparation to take you there..."

"You don't know that Apparition will be monitored??" Lu Yunkai glared at Crouch again with a shy face, and then flew away without caring about the binding spell on him.

"Meow! If you can really apparate, can you also use a broomstick?" Chrissy, who was squatting on Lu Yunkai's shoulder and watched him brag all the time, shouted.

"He doesn't know!" Lu Yunkai was a little annoyed. He was not in the mood to joke with Chris, "Do you think I should kill him?"

"Are you really afraid of getting your hands dirty?"

"I'm more afraid that Voldemort will urge me to get Harry's blood!!"

Lu Yunkai shouted angrily.

"Meow, I don't think so." Chris shook the cat's head, "Even if you can believe the story he told about the Azkaban escape, do you think Voldemort would believe it? What if this guy reveals information about Voldemort? Give it to his father, it will be a great contribution to help Old Crouch regain the position of Minister of Magic!"

"...Yes!!" Lu Yunkai's eyes lit up, "You're right! Well, Voldemort must not be able to trust a person whose name he can't even remember...especially if he wants that servant to willingly sacrifice his body. A Someone who is neither a servant nor a willing servant will disturb his ceremony."

"Meow, so you don't need to kill him." Chris continued, "Keep him useful."

"I know it's useful." Lu Yunkai sighed, "But he... is really a madman! It feels a bit too dangerous to use such a person."

"That's no more dangerous than lying to Voldemort." Chris meowed, "I see you've become quite addicted to teasing Voldemort recently. Are you still afraid of this kind of thing?"

"……Fine."

Lu Yunkai sighed softly.

yes! No matter how dangerous it is, it will never be more dangerous than what I am doing now...

But there was nothing to be afraid of. Lu Yunkai didn't even think that Voldemort could do anything to him, let alone one of his little followers who might not even remember his name.

Take one step at a time!

…

"Although I don't mean to offend you, I still want to say that your subordinates are either traitors or idiots."

Half an hour later, in the castle where Voldemort was.

Lu Yunkai said angrily to Voldemort, who was still motionless on the sofa.

"Why are you so angry? I think there is nothing wrong with what they did!" Voldemort seemed unhappy with Lu Yunkai's anger, "We are not people who want to live in the shadows all the time. It may not be a bad thing to announce my return earlier."

"Then let someone else get Harry's blood for you!" Lu Yunkai snorted, "These bastards are making such a fuss, good guy, it looks like there are so many Death Eaters everywhere, but they can solve the problem of resurrection. Something about the ceremony?”

"You haven't even settled the servant matter yet..."

"Why is it not solved? I have already found a servant who is willing to dedicate himself to you, that little Barty Crouch whose name you can't even remember!" Lu Yunkai waved his hand, "But I haven't yet I was sure that I could trust him completely, so I didn’t bring him to see you.”

Then, Lu Yunkai told Voldemort the story that Crouch had just told him.

"The story this man told may not be credible." Sure enough, as Chris thought, Voldemort's suspicion broke out.

"I know! But I don't know Legilimency, and there is no other way to determine whether what he said is true." Lu Yunkai shook his head, "Otherwise, I will bring him to see you directly."

In fact, he has Veritaserum, but he doesn't use it.

"Well, you did a good job, very cautious, and very organized." Voldemort nodded, with a little appreciation in his tone, "You can contact him on my behalf. If there is anything, you can convey it to me... …”

"He believes what I said! Why should he believe me when I can't see you?" Lu Yunkai was speechless, "I don't want to be worried about that lunatic."

"Then what do you mean? Didn't you say you wanted him to sacrifice his body for me?"

"It depends on you." Lu Yunkai spread his hands, "Whether you are willing to take a risk and meet him in person so that you can evaluate whether he is really reliable. If it is possible, then I will see how to solve it. I’ll get Harry’s blood, but if that doesn’t work, I’ll keep looking.”

"Hmm. Let me think about it." Voldemort was silent.

A long time.

"Then forget it for today. When I come to see you again in two days, you can tell me your decision."

As Lu Yunkai spoke, he pretended to take out a medicine bottle from his pocket, which contained a small bottle of unicorn blood.

The snake that had been coiled aside, whether it was sleeping or in a daze, suddenly seemed to have been flipped on a switch. It raised its head towards Lu Yunkai, opened its big mouth, and exposed its fangs.

A drop of venom flowed out from the snake's fang. Lu Yunkai put it into the potion bottle and poured it into Voldemort's mouth together with the blood.

"Well, thank you for your hard work."

After drinking the unicorn's blood, Voldemort's spirits improved obviously and he nodded.

"It's okay, I have to do what I should do." Lu Yunkai sighed, "Then I'm leaving."

"Um."

…

"So, the Dark Lord doesn't want to see me?"

"Do you think he will believe the story you told?"

"I can prove it!! I can kill my father..."

"That's useless." Lu Yunkai shook his head, "The Dark Lord's willingness to believe in a person has little to do with what that person does. It only depends on himself."

Quiet.

Crouch Jr. lowered his head.

He was still sitting cross-legged on the ground in the mountains and fields where he had just attacked Lu Yunkai, looking quite decadent.

"But he will trust those who are loyal to him." Lu Yun continued in a pretentious manner, "I will also tell him for you, and when time permits, I will take you to see him."

"...Thank you very much." After hearing what Lu Yunkai said, little Crouch finally cheered up a little, and then bowed to Lu Yunkai in a decent manner.

He has finally accepted the fact that Lu Yunkai's current status is higher than his.

"Okay, you go and hide first. Don't come out to cause trouble during this period. Just like those idiots last night, it will do nothing but attract the attention of the Ministry of Magic..."

"...I summoned the Dark Mark last night."

"..." Lu Yunkai stretched out his hand and rubbed his brow.

"I just want to prove that we are not all cowards!!"

"Then what? Hindering the Dark Lord's resurrection plan? Do you think the Dark Lord can be resurrected with just one arm and one leg of yours?"

"……sorry."

"Forget it." Lu Yunkai waved his hand and took out a mirror from the system and handed it to Crouch Jr., "Go back and wait for my message. When he is willing to see you, I will send a message through this mirror. for you."

"Okay." Little Crouch put away the mirror carefully. "That……"

“Find your own place to live!!”

"oh."

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