He and It

Gu Xingqiao rarely rolled his eyes at him: "Don't fart. At least I didn't commit suicide twice in their hands."

Tianyuan was quiet for a moment and said noncommittally: "Well, this should be what humans call 'replacing old scores'."

Gu Xingqiao was too lazy to pay attention to him. He put down the long stick, picked up the towel, turned and walked towards the room.

"Sleep." He said without looking back, "Don't bother me."

Back in his room, Gu Xingqiao washed himself, rinsed off the sweat from his body, and put on soft pajamas.

As a result, as soon as he lay down on the bed and turned on a night light, the door opened.

Tianyuan held a reader and floated into the door with a calm expression.

Gu Xingqiao: "..."

Facing such a retarded person, he was speechless many times a day.

"Didn't I tell you not to bother me?" He asked patiently, "Excuse me, what is this..."

Tianyuan sat on the edge of the bed and explained sternly: "Based on the quality of your nap, there is a high chance that you will continue to have nightmares tonight. According to sleep books published by humans, bedtime stories are a more appropriate pastime."

Gu Xingqiao: "Then, give me a bed bell, hang a milk bottle, and change the bed into a structure that can be rocked?"

Tianyuan was slightly surprised: "Those are comfort devices prepared for human larvae. Your age is far beyond this limit and you won't need them."

After a while, Tian Yuan suddenly realized: "Unless you are being sarcastic, then it makes sense."

Gu Xingqiao closed his eyes tiredly.

"Leave the reader, you can go." He said, "Close and lock the door when you go out, and don't come in again. Thank you."

Tianyuan said: "If there is an emergency during nap time..."

"Then let's talk about it when we meet!" Gu Xingqiao grabbed the reader and wanted to roll Tianyuan into a rolling pin, and then kicked him to roll him to the end of the world, "I'm going to sleep, is that okay?"

Tianyuan stood up and nodded politely.

"Well, good night. You can read the books here as you like."

With a gentle click, the door closed, leaving only a dim night light in the room, glowing quietly.

Gu Xingqiao pressed his temples and let out a long breath.

The author has something to say:

Gu Xingqiao: *Tell the truth frankly* I haven’t received a good education, and there are many people who are better than me...

Tianyuan: *covers his mouth immediately* No, you are the strongest.

Gu Xingqiao: *struggles to get rid of his annoying hand* I said no, it means no!

Tianyuan: *covers his mouth firmly again* If I say yes, then yes.

Gu Xingqiao: *fainted with anger*

Tianyuan: *I hesitated for 0.1 microsecond between doing artificial respiration and I don’t know how to do artificial respiration, and decisively chose to do artificial respiration*

Chapter 113 Utopia (9)

This is the bad thing about mechanical life. Once it determines something, it will immediately carry out the goal resolutely and unswervingly. Even if it hits a wall, it will not look back...

Gu Xingqiao turned over, and Tianyuan came in to disturb him. He couldn't sleep for the time being. He had nothing to do anyway, so he opened the reader and read at will.

"What the hell are all these things..." Staring at the book list, he felt a rare emotion that was almost "funny" in his heart.

——"The Rhapsody of Mechanical Breeding and Artificial Breeding", "Brothers' Forbidden Love: The Bloody Rose", "Feasible Improvement Plans for Thermonuclear Railguns", "The Busty Servant is Panic"...

Facing these... literary crystallizations of intertwined sensibility and rationality, Gu Xingqiao was amazed, turning left and right, and suddenly saw an unknown collection of stories.

The reading projects here all have their own names, and they are all dazzling. When such an unsigned book suddenly appeared, Gu Xingqiao became a little curious and clicked in to take a look.

"Well, a mythological picture book." He raised his eyebrows.

Humanity has long developed the technological level of interstellar navigation, but there is still no credible factual evidence for those theories about gods and ghosts. I think the myth is just a pure historical rumor, and it has been cast a mysterious color over the years.

The god of the ice sea and his eternal bride; the snake-tailed Echidna, entwining the priest with a paintbrush in his hand; the evil dragon protecting the prince, the magic horse carrying the knight... What are the knights holding, pliers and hammers?

And the mermaid prince, holding his slender soul mate, wandering in the dark abyss, surrounded by strange sea spirits...

The painting is pretty good.

Gu Xingqiao read it with great interest for a long time. In the end, sleepiness gradually came over him, and the reader dropped from the palm of his hand and rolled silently to his pillow.

On the walls of the room, the horizontal wooden decorations seemed to come alive. They moved suddenly, like soft streamers, and silently wrapped around the small metal instrument. They picked it up from the pillow and quietly placed it on the bedside table.

After doing this, the crossbar retracted back to the wall, as if nothing had happened.

The next day, Gu Xingqiao followed his biological clock, got up on time, finished washing in five minutes, wiped his face with a towel, and walked out of the room.

As soon as he stepped out, road signs suddenly lit up on the ground, and Tian Yuan's face appeared on the wall.

"Good morning," Tian Yuan maintained his usual cold expression, "Did you sleep well last night?"

Gu Xingqiao: "...it's okay."

"Come to the restaurant to eat," Tianyuan said. "If you want to be in good health, you must have a full breakfast."

He used this face that did not look like a real person and said this kind of rhyme to coax a child, so Gu Xingqiao really didn't know how to react.

When he walked into the restaurant, he saw Tian Yuan standing in front of the open cooking table. His combat uniform was replaced by a plain silver uniform, and he wore an unconventional apron around his waist.

"Please." The robot turned around and placed out the toast, which was golden brown on both sides and the perfect heat. It was filled with rich cheese that melted to a stringy state and was covered with thick, tender ham.

Gu Xingqiao sat at the table blankly, watching Tian Yuan neatly shovel the eggs into the plate - it was a piece of sun egg with a slightly trembling yolk and bright white, and it was actually still in the shape of a heart...

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