Great Tang’s Talented Little Landlord

In a trance, Li Wangyou, who is already drunk, only feels that he is being lifted up.

He is walking and shaking now, relying on the help of his attendants to avoid falling.

Seeing that he was drunk like this, Empress Zhangsun couldnt help but chuckled, Erlang, this is Li Wangyou? Why did he drink like this?

Li Wangyou is dizzy now and eyes blurred, I can’t see who is in front of me at all.

He thought it was the Niu Family brother who supported him. Because Niu Yong lacked an arm, Li Wangyou only thought it was Niu Wu who supported him with both hands.

“Second, Erlang, I, Im fine. Haha, todays wine is very good, very good. Come, let me have another drink.”

Li Erming Ren He recruited Li Wangyou, and wanted Empress Zhangsun to meet this young talent, but didn’t want to get a drunk cat in.

What made him even more annoyed was that this product started talking nonsense as soon as it entered the water hall, shouting Erlang. Isnt he Li Erlang the same as Li Erlang? Empress Zhangsun has always been accustomed to calling him “Erlang”.

Where did the Important Ministers know that Li Wangyou was calling Erlang, only when the youngster drank too much, he called Your Majesty and called Erlang.

Everyone was shocked, is this guy going crazy? Have another drink. Who do you want to have a drink with?

Xu Jingzong shrank behind the crowd for a long time, for fear that Duke of Lu Cheng Yaojin would beat him up. Now that he saw Li Wangyou being impolite, he immediately jumped out.

“Your Majesty, this child is nonsense, the drunken ruler loses his dignity, is a rebellion, it is a crime deserving ten thousand deaths! The minister please cross him out and blame the twenty court staff, warn Others from following bad examples.”

Xu Jingzong’s words can be described as horrible, so I put eye drops on Li Wangyou directly. Li Er is nodded for a while, and Li Wangyou’s fart-stock can’t be kept.

Yu Shinan hurriedly bowed: “Your Majesty, Ziyou is just young and greedy for a cup and is too strong to drink. Please forgive your Majesty, and forgive me.”

Empress Zhangsun also lightly said with a smile: “Erlang, forget it. If the little child drank too much and talked nonsense, he couldn’t be more serious.”

Princess Changle laughed like a silver bell from the side: “Father, this brother How come he is like a drunk cat. Its fun to see him standing unsteadily.”

With Empress Zhangsun and Yu Shinan interceding, Li Er naturally cant pull his face down to punish Li Wangyou, so he can only wave his hand. I plan to let people take Li Wangyou out.

But I don’t want Li Wangyou to be drunk, but his mouth is not forgiving. Hearing what Xu Jingzong said in a daze, he pointed at Xu Jingzong with his tongue out and said: “Who are you?”

“Ziyou, don’t mess around.” Yu Shinan scolded quickly, wanting Li Wangyou to say less Two sentences. If I really annoyed Li Er, it would be a problem.

Xu Jingzong will not let Li Wangyou go. He was embarrassed several times today because of Li Wangyou. He finally caught the opportunity, so he wouldn’t let it go.

“Your Majesty, Li Wangyou, I think it’s only this. The two previous poems may have been made in advance for him, otherwise, how could such a masterpiece be written so quickly? Not as good as Your Majesty Now, let him write a poem face-to-face and find out.”

Xu Jingzong, this product is also broken. Seeing that Li Wangyou is unsteady, he wants to compose poems on the spot. Look at Li Wangyou making a fool of yourself.

“Your Majesty, Ziyou is already drunk, I am afraid this poem is impossible to make.” Yu Shinan quickly helped Li Wangyou shirk.

Li Wangyou, the drunk cat, didnt hear anything else clearly, so I heard the word composition. He didn’t wave his hand: “Who, who said that I can’t do poems anymore? I have no poems in my belly, countless, let’s say, yes, what poems should I do? I have everything!”

Yu Shinan was Li Wangyou was so angry that he was blowing his beard. Why didn’t you know that this youngster drank too much?

Before he can excuse Li Wangyou again, Xu Jingzong has already hit the snake with a stick and bowed and saluted Li Eryi: “Your Majesty, since Li Wangyou said so, you should give him A chance to show off our talents so that we can admire the masterpieces again.”

Li Er said nothing: “This youngster still writes poems? I think dreams are about the same.”

His words Let all the important ministers in the water pavilion laugh heartily, Princess Changle giggled even more: “Hehe, dreaming is good, Changle likes dreaming the most.”

All the officials knew that Li Er was joking. Who knows that Xu Jingzong bowed again with seriousness: “No, Your Majesty has an order, let Li Wangyou compose a poem with dreams as the subject.”

When he said his words, the officials were all taken aback. Everyone can tell that Li Er is obviously joking, why is Xu Jingzong so despicable?

Li Er frowned: “Xu Qing, I just said casually.”

“Your Majesty, monarch does not go back on his words.”

Xu Jingzong is now thinking about how to make Li Wangyou embarrassed. As soon as his brain gets hot, Li Er says.

His words caused Li Er to choke for a long time without speaking, but Cheng Yaojin on the side jumped out again and grabbed Xu Jingzong by the collar.

“You mothafucker, I think you are itchy today, right? Great Tang that many weapons, you dont learn weapons, but you have to learn swords!…You sword man!”

Cheng Yaojin heard Li Wangyou’s wonderful cursing language by the side of Qujiangchi before, so he was hooked and kept in the heart. This will finally give him a chance to use it, and open his mouth to spray.

Xu Jingzong was also able to bear it. Facing Cheng Yaojin’s humiliation, he didn’t say a word, even if he slobbered on his face, he didn’t excuse him.

Duke of Lu’s scolding, everyone heard that he was learning Li Wangyou, the youngster, and everyone couldn’t help but laughed. Even Li Er was angry.

It was the first time that Empress Zhangsun and Princess Changle heard such curses, and they were shocked.

“Erlang, when did this Duke of Lu become so clever?” Empress Zhangsun asked Li Er in a low voice.

Li Erhehe, with an ear, repeated what Li Wangyou had said before scolding a scholar and scholar, and Empress Zhangsun couldn’t help but roll his beautiful eyes.

Cheng Yaojin jumped out because today Li Wangyou has his appetite. Whether it is cursing Confucian scholars by the side of Qujiang Lake, or the stunning “Out of the Great Wall”, Cheng Yaojin has a great affection for Li Wangyou.

That’s why he deliberately entangled with Xu Jingzong Hu, just to fool Li Er’s joke just now.

But no one didnt expect, Li Wangyou, the drunk cat, suddenly loudly said: “To compose a poem is to compose a poem! Simple, very simple, dreaming… also simple dreaming.”

He shook off the attendant who supported him and stumbled towards the seat in the water pavilion. Approaching to the front, Li Wangyou shook his body and shouted to Xu Jingzong who was aside: “You, help me, help me take off my boots.” As mentioned above, the Tang people have to take off their boots when they go to the seats. Li Wangyou was so drunk that he remembered to take off his shoes, which is also rare.

Xu Jingzong’s face is as black as the bottom of the pot. Although he is not a high official, he is also one of the eighteen bachelors. Li Wangyou actually yelled at him to take off his boots, which was a blatant humiliation.

But without waiting for him to speak, Li Er’s fluttering words came over: “Since Xu Qing wants Li Ziyou to drunk and compose poetry, you should help him take off his boots.”

Li Er, an eternal emperor, is also a careful guy.

He is avenging Xu Jingzong’s revenge for preventing him from coming to Taiwan. Now he is forcing Xu Jingzong to take off Li Wangyou’s boots.