Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

This is what happened in the year the Unbreakable Ninja Empire was just formed.

This year, Naruto and Sasuke were just born, Tsunade and Terumi Mei were not pregnant yet, and Iwagakushi, who had been ravaged by Madara, had not yet completed the reconstruction.

At the end of the year again, the Imperial Emperor Mai Uchiha was sitting in his office, handling the accumulated government affairs.

The palace has been built, although the size is far from comparable to the Forbidden City, it is more than enough for a presidential palace or the White House, where dozens or hundreds of people live and a few rooms are set aside for office space.

According to the ancient Chinese and Bluestar's modern habits, the place where a country handles office is basically where he lives.

It's just that Uchiha Mai did not respect this tradition, and he didn't want to confuse work and life. The built palace will only be inhabited by the family in the future.

If you are working, the original Hokage office can be changed. You can see Hokage Rock through the floor-to-ceiling windows here, and the view is very good.

Several large ninja villages have been integrated and the empire has been established. It stands to reason that the "feudal remnants" of the old era like Hokage Rock should be demolished.

But Uchiha Mai gave the previous Hokage great respect and did not dismantle Hokage Rock. His strength has already been created, and nothing can affect his rule over the empire.

Sarutobi Hiizhan and others also reciprocated, and before Uchiha Mai was officially crowned the Ninja Empire throne, he held the inauguration ceremony of Konoha Wudaimu Hokage.

That is to say, Uchiha Mai is a unified ninja world with the identity of Konoha Wudai Mehokage and Wuyin Village Wudaime Mizukage.

Naturally, the head of Mai Uchiha must also be engraved on the Hokage Rock.

But I am the first emperor of the dignified ninja empire, just to be side by side with several other Hokage, is it too indecent?

Then Uchiha Mai dispatched a ninja to create a boulder more than 300 meters high on the Hokage Rock.

Then he personally took action and used the sword energy to carve out a personal statue. The transcendent world is this good, there is no such thing as a miracle to mislead the country.

The statue is 330 meters high, and it is a copy of the famous painting "Napoleon Crossing the St. Bernard Pass in the Alps" collected in the Palace of Versailles.

The tall and strong white horse with slender limbs raised a pair of fronts and was eager to try, showing extraordinary vitality.

Wearing the holy robe of the Phoenix, he sat astride a horse, holding the reins in his left hand and raising his right hand to point forward, facing Konoha Square with his face sideways, solemn and solemn.

The four phoenix tail feathers and cloaks floating behind make the statue a little more aggressive and dynamic.

This copycat version of "Uchiha Dance Across the Alps" has been well received by the Ninja Empire, and the people are all praised.

Don't say that ninjas basically don't ride horses, handsome is enough, cool is enough.

This statue carved by Uchiha Mai himself has once again established his status as a leader in the ninja world of literature and art. At the same time, let him have another title in the first edition of the Ninja Empire's first ninja school textbook "History of the Ninja World".

Uchiha Mai, a famous ninja, military strategist, politician, artist, musician, dancer, singer, sculptor in the ninja world.

The title, of course, the more the better.

Looking at the statue outside the window, Uchiha Mai calmly took a sip of coffee and continued to handle official business.

As far as the current empire is concerned, there are two things that need to be dealt with as soon as possible. The first is the historical legacy of the major ninja villages after the integration of the empire.

Oh Yemu, Yeyueai, Luo Sha, should they continue to stay in the original village, or should they be placed in Konoha?

Uchiha Mai leans towards the latter.

The system of the empire is very similar to the centralized feudal system in ancient China, which helps the emperor to better rule the ninja world.

Yeyueai, Onogi and other high-level officials of the original Ninja World Da Ninja Village, after the establishment of the empire, will all serve in the central government, and their place of residence must be Konoha.

The former middle-level managers of various departments of the major Ninja villages can stay in the local area, but they must also obey the dispatch and instructions of the empire.

Ohnogi and their families can come to Konoha or stay in their hometown. Family relatives with weaker relationships, such as the Yeyue family, are better off staying there.

Personnel transfer, the running-in of various agencies and departments, the reorganization of the ninja permanent corps, and the selection of leaders of local security departments will be the main issues that need to be dealt with in the next period of time.

Of course, this can't be rushed. There are too many people involved and too many transfers. Even Uchiha Mai cannot do everything. He can only give a general outline first, and then make corrections and micro-manipulations at any time according to the time-limited feedback during execution.

Compared with this matter, the second matter can be regarded as imminent.

That is to hold a grand and grand Spring Festival Gala that can soothe all the people of the empire and ninjas have a restless heart.

Cultural industries, songs and dances have always had extraordinary influence. Maybe to soothe everyone's heart, this kind of words are very false.

But with a little peace of mind, it can still be done.

For example, when Xiangjiang first returned, Layin and Faye Wong sang the song "Meet 1998" together on the Spring Festival Evening, which had an extraordinary effect.

In the same way, well-known ninjas from major ninja villages came to the stage to perform shows, creating a happy scene of a happy family, and also allowing the empire's follow-up policies to promote and reduce a lot of resistance.

Uchiha Mai has already made a rough decision about the programs that each Ninja Village needs to perform.

The first is Yanyin Village and Yuyin Village, which were destroyed once by Madara. These two villages can be said to be the two worst villages in the ninja world.

Uchiha Mai has the intention to make the comeback of the cholera ninja world, forcing other ninja villages to surrender unconditionally to him, and win the ninja world without blood or hatred.

The big Ninja villages are naturally unwilling to obey. You can't just dig the trap, let's jump into it, and give us time to react and think.

Yanyin Village has become the price of "thinking time".

Madara, who made a comeback, attacked Yuyin Village with lightning speed, killing Nagato and regaining the Eye of Samsara, and two days later, he destroyed Yanyin Village and devoured the four and five tails.

With the lessons learned from Yanyin Village and Yuyin Village, Yunyin and Sandyin were forced to give up their resistance and accepted Mai Uchiha's surrender.

Although Uchiha Mai had killed Madara at the ruins of the ancient country of Loulan not long ago, avenging the people and ninjas who died in Yanyin Village, but the water was overwhelmed.

Those who have died cannot be resurrected, and the survivors are still in grief.

The song Uchiha Mai prepared for these two villages is called "Don't admit defeat".

This is a song released by Lanxing Island singer Sakai Quan Shui in 1993. This song with positive lyrics has extraordinary meaning for the island country.

Even if it can't be compared with "Katyusha" for Maozi Kingdom, it is not far behind. It was once called the "Second National Anthem" of the island country.

In the 1990s, the island country was bred by ugly countries and entered the bubble economy period. Everyone took money improperly. The students of Dongda University just went to the interview meeting of the company and could get a lot of "travel expenses".

During the peak years of the bubble economy, housing prices in Tokyo skyrocketed several times, the exchange rate of the yen against the dollar doubled, and some people even shouted the slogan "Sell Tokyo and you can buy an ugly country".

Prosperity is bound to decline. 1993 was the year when the economic bubble burst and the beginning of the "disappearing thirty years".

The bubble economy burst almost in an instant, and the economic situation of the island country deteriorated suddenly, and countless people lost their jobs and went bankrupt overnight.

The stock market was sluggish, the people were burdened with huge mortgages, and there was no money left for large-scale consumption. The economic market was dead. The housing price in Tokyo dropped by 60% in one year, and it returned to the pre-liberation overnight.

Under such a premise, "Don't admit defeat" with warm and positive lyrics has given warm comfort to all the people of the island.

Uchiha Mai believes that this song "Don't admit defeat" will surely warm the people of Iwagakushi and Yuyin who are in the post-disaster reconstruction stage.

The fly in the ointment is that Uchiha Mai originally planned to let Yuyin and Iwayin each sing the song.

On Yuyin's side, Xiao Nan is naturally the best choice. Her voice, temperament, and appearance are comparable to those of Sakai Spring, like a lonely snow lotus blooming on the edge of a cliff.

However, Yan Yin couldn't find anyone who could stand on the stage with Xiao Nan. The only well-known female ninja Kuroto Iwagakura is a baby just learning to walk.

I can't let Ohnomu sing with Xiaonan in person. Ohyogi's coffee position is indeed enough, but this old man's voice and appearance... It's really hard to describe.

Song Xiaobao and Kate Weislet's performance of "Titanic" chorus "My Heart Will Go On" are not as hot as Oh Yemu and Xiao Nan.

No way, Uchiha Mai can only reluctantly, instead of Ohnogi and Xiaonan, soothe the hearts of Yuyin and Yanyin people.

This decision was also questioned by Tsunade and Terumi Mei, who suspected that Uchiha Mai was a drunkard and not drinking.

But the Qing people are self-evident from the clear and bright, and I Uchiha dance in the wind and the moon, how can I have the intention of scheming?

After that is Yunyin Village.

There are two main programs in Yunyin Village, namely "BELIEVE IN NEXUS" sung by two wooden figures, and "バブル" sung by Yeyueai.

The song "BELIEVE IN NEXUS" is an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D'S. It is full of passion and passion. It is the BGM of Fudo Yusei's summoning ace monster Meteor Dragon.

It is worth mentioning that the seiyuu Sonosaki Mie of the two Yukitos is the same seiyuu as Ziyunyuan Sora in "Game King ARC-V".

So even though the voice characteristics of the two Yukito are far from the original singer Endo Masaki, Uchiha Mai resolutely handed the song to the two Yukito.

The quality of the songs is here, the two Yumu people's voices are not bad, and the people are very beautiful. Can't they satisfy the barbarians in Yunyin Village?

Look at the beauties, join in the fun.

Yeyueai sang "バブル", which was an unexpected product.

This song is the theme song of the game "Rulong 0", and the rhythm is fast and violent. As the theme song of the Yakuza game, the content of the lyrics can be imagined, and it has nothing to do with being positive.

It was also a last resort to arrange this song for Yeyueai.

The [Boys' Generation] group, led by Uchiha Dance and Obito, held 60 concerts a year and released dozens of high-quality singles. a big mountain.

Countless musicians, or people who claim to be musicians, regard Uchiha Mai as a thorn in the eyes and a thorn in the flesh, among them Kirabi.

Kirabi has always been very dissatisfied with Uchiha Mai. Why is his appearance, talent, popularity, and voice conditions inferior to mine, and his concerts are often popular?

After some contemplation, Chirabi thinks that it may be that his talent is too deep and connotative to be understood by ordinary people.

Kirabi is determined to transform.

After the establishment of the empire, when he learned that Uchiha Mai was interested in holding the Spring Festival Gala, Kirabi found Uchiha Mai for the first time, took a seat and lowered his proud head.

"Please, Your Majesty, please write a song for me that can be accepted and liked by the public. This is my life's request!"

When bowing his head, two lines of tears fell from Kirabi's eyes. He told himself that bowing his head was only temporary.

I didn't betray rap, I just had to temporarily succumb to art in order to allow more people to appreciate my content.

When I become popular, I will release a rap single, and save the country with curves.

After all, Kiraby was down. Seeing that he was so sincere, Uchiha Mai copied a song "バブル" and gave him a slight modification of the lyrics.

"The bastards on Saturday night

dancing lombard

Isn't it vulgar?

do not like to flatter others

I'm the bastard in this town

like the smallest unit

Serving the distinguished guests in Kabukicho

slap with bundles of banknotes

The profile faces of the geisha

enjoying that miniskirt

On a night of champagne rain

The world is like candy

Sweet taste..."

It's a Yakuza song, a nightclub song.

Regardless of the voice, Kirabe's tall physique, dark skin, horned muscles, a suit of it... a Yakuza style, is a perfect match for this song.

Unfortunately it backfired.

When Chirabi was recording songs, he couldn't get rid of his weird trashy rap tone, and it seemed that talking like that had become an instinct.

Hopeless, this is Mai Uchiha's evaluation of Kirabi.

A song cannot be wasted like this. Uchiha Mai held a small audition. After an interview, the finalists included Kakashi's ninja dog Benjamin Parker, dry persimmon ghost shark, and two dragon sets.

Uchiha Mai is about to compose and let Benjamin Parker sing, this dog's voice condition is really good, tulle Kirabi.

Kirabi, who lost to a dog, was embarrassed, and the rescuer who moved home was Yeyueai, his eldest half brother.

After singing a few words, Uchiha Mai was surprised to find that Yeyueai's voice conditions and singing talent were not under Benjamin Parker's, and the shape was more in line with Yakuza's personality.

In the end, the song fell on Yeyueai's head, and Kirabi also saved the last bit of face.