Gamers Are Fierce

Chapter 331: ax

At this time, Smokey and Bob were also able to rush to the roof,

Several players looked at each other, and saw that the smoker took out a few mirror fragments out of thin air and threw them into the ground to form a mirror, which just happened to see the scene inside the house through the windows of the house.

I saw inside the house, Little Red Riding Hood opened the door and said: "Dear grandma, I brought you some completely healthy and green organic snacks."

"Great."

The big bad wolf lying on the bed said softly, "Come closer, child."

Little Red Riding Hood approached the bed, obviously startled by the giant wolf in the costume of an old woman, "Grandma, why are your ears so big?"

"This is to better hunt prey in the forest,"

The giant wolf subconsciously said what was in his heart, but immediately remedied: "I mean, it is to listen to the sounds of nature in the forest."

"But grandma, why are your eyes so big?" Little Red Riding Hood asked again.

"Because I wear optical correction products for visual impairment, which is called myopia glasses."

The giant wolf said in a squeaky voice: "Of course, I think the term myopia glasses is full of discrimination.

Myopia is not a disease, but a natural physical feature that should not be discriminated against. "

Little Red Riding Hood swallowed and looked at the furry palm of the giant wolf, "Grandma, why are your hands and belly so big?"

The giant wolf explained: "The big hand is to make it easier to grasp the bone... ahem, the old knife and fork,

The big belly is because of the pillow under the quilt. "

Little Red Riding Hood: "But, grandma, how come your mouth is so big and scary? And the teeth inside your mouth are also so sharp and scary, like that kind of rude wild animal."

"Ok?!"

The giant wolf instantly lost patience. It jumped directly from the bed, its burly body burst its clothes, and shouted at Little Red Riding Hood: "You are racial discrimination!

What happened to the wolf? What happened to the wolf?

I was trembling with anger when I heard you, and I was sweating in the cold on a hot day.

It’s because we like to peel small animals, swallow them alive, attack human traders, women and children passing by in the forest, and kill and eat the livestock raised by villagers.

Can you discriminate against us?

Too cruel and vicious! This is naked racial discrimination in the new era!

I am ashamed of you!

Let me tell you, we wolves don’t want this kind of infringement of other creatures’ right to survive.

But as carnivorous creatures, we have the right to live a life that follows our nature! "

After that, the giant wolf jumped to the ground, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood’s arm, and opened his exaggerated blood basin.

So that Little Red Riding Hood could meet the hell-like stench of a giant wolf and see her poor grandmother curled up in the wolf's bulging belly.

On the roof, several players subconsciously planned to take action.

They have always thought that Little Red Riding Hood is so eloquent, maybe there are any hidden means,

But looking at this posture, the giant wolf might be able to eat her whole in one bite.

Although this mission did not stipulate which fairy tale missions must be saved, the innocent and cute Little Red Riding Hood, as a famous fairy tale mission, should be regarded as a kind and lawful camp...

There should be no harm in saving it.

Several players turned down from the roof and stood by the window,

Julia, dressed as an agent, raised a pair of guns and aimed at the window, Bob raised his shotgun, and the smoker took out several crystal throwing knives from the backpack bar.

Just when everyone was going to stop the giant wolf,

Little Red Riding Hood, who was grabbed by wolf claws by his arm, was not afraid, but roared angrily: "Wait, what are you doing?!"

Little Red Riding Hood’s roar is so magnificent, his glaring gesture is so majestic,

So that the giant wolf subconsciously stopped the action of preparing to eat the opponent.

Several players outside the window saw the situation change, and bowed their bodies and hid under the window.

What's the **** situation? I feel that the characters in this fairy tale world have abnormal brain circuits!

"You are invading my private space!"

Little Red Riding Hood scolded the giant wolf: "I have reason to believe that you are harassing me.

For a woman who refuses to accept patriarchal oppression, I strongly resist this behavior!

Now let me go, you uncultivated wolf! "

The giant wolf was frightened by the opponent's majesty and did not dare to move,

At this time, the players found that a lumberjack who just passed by the forest heard the sound, rushed towards the house, and smashed the door directly.

After seeing the giant wolf and Little Red Riding Hood, the lumberjack summoned the courage to subconsciously raise the axe, preparing to chop off the werewolf’s head.

But when he raised his axe, Little Red Riding Hood turned his head, glared at him, and continued to growl sharply: "What are you doing?!"

The lumberjack who didn't know the situation was stunned and didn't know what to do.

"You rude and savage middle-aged man, you broke into my grandmother's house, subconsciously intending to use patriarchal oppressive weapons to solve a situation you don't know."

Little Red Riding Hood shouted: "This is a dispute between me and this wolf. Do you break in like this because you think that a woman and a wolf cannot resolve their disputes without the help of a man?

You are sexism, racial discrimination!

Just like other men, you have always regarded forceful oppression as the first solution to problems!

Or, I can think that you are the occasional kindness shown by men who are interested in women due to courtship thoughts.

But this assumption makes me even more disgusting!

You rough chimpanzee is objectifying a woman! "

Little Red Riding Hood said to the lumberjack with passion: "A woman's fighting spirit should shine in adversity. Today is also a day to be proud of a woman!

Now, get out of this room for me, or I will use more radical methods! "

Hearing such impassioned words from Little Red Riding Hood~www.wuxiaspot.com~ a pair of wrinkled palms suddenly opened the wolf’s mouth.

Then, an old woman wearing a pink dress, old and declining, jumped out of the giant wolf's mouth!

Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother first touched the hood of her granddaughter, and said approvingly: "I am proud of you, my child, you have grown into a new age woman with independent thinking and independent personality."

Then, the old woman grabbed the woodcutter’s axe,

He cut off at the unlucky woodcutter who didn't know the situation at all, and shouted: "Go to hell, you sexist, racist male power!"

Seeing that the lumberjack was about to be chopped off by the murderous old lady,

A bullet passed through the window and knocked out the axe in the old woman's hand.

"stop!"

Li Ang stood up, turned over and walked into the window, and said in a deep voice, "What are you guys doing?"

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