Full Time Sponger

"Friends, how about Yujianping coming again?" The Splendid Tianlong whose right arm was broken shoulder-to-shoulder gasped.

"As you wish!" Langxuan replied coldly, with a big hole in his left shoulder.

The two of them collided with their sights, lightning and thunder, croaking, croaking, a few times, one gold two white three fairy swords jumped out, buzzing and trembling, about to move.

"You two bastards!" Luo Tian pseudomother said angrily, "Don't work for me!"

Even if the pseudo-mother raised her eyebrows and stared, she couldn't be fierce, especially when his voice was clear and bright, like a boy who hadn't changed his voice, then it would have no deterrent.

However, the two present are good at seeing through the essence through disguise, knowing how powerful the pseudo-mother is, pursing their lips, and humming at the same time, turning their heads away from each other.

Lang Xuan kicked, picked up the severed hand on the fly's foot, patted his hand, and covered the wound with the crushed pill. The bleeding has stopped, and the injury that is closing at a speed visible to the naked eye is getting better and faster.

Splendid Tianlong caught the arm that flew in front of him, and set it on his right shoulder. A Li meteor pill jumped out of the ring. He spouted a mouthful of true essence, catalyzed the pill, and connected his arm.

Fighting is a thankless job, not to mention hurting yourself, hurting flowers and plants is even more troublesome, especially the owner of these flowers and plants is still a person who can't afford to offend.

When the two started fighting, they even forgot their surnames. Now they see the disappearing medicinal springs and the forests that have suffered floods and fires. They feel a little guilty. For those who are not allowed to use spells and clean up with their hands and feet The punishment did not dare to object, turned around one left and one right, one south and one north, back to back, and worked hard.

"Miss, do you really need to help?"

Ye Bei was the most softhearted. Looking at the two men who were so tired and sweating, he couldn't help pulling Suwan's sleeves.

Su Wan glanced at the false mother Luo Tian who was on the opposite side, the false mother felt her gaze, and raised her head to reveal his lily blooming smile, and then lowered her head to sort out the jade pupil about the situation in the heavens. Su Wan rubbed the goose bumps on her arm. Cursing his mouth, continue to draw runes on the ground with branches, simulating floating clouds.

"It's not me who did the wrong thing, just take care of them."

Ye Bei sighed worriedly: "But they have injuries. You can wait until the injuries are cured, otherwise, what to do if you have sequelae."

Su Wan glanced at the two people who were still working in blood clothes, and then looked at the worried face. He swept the ground with his feet, threw away the branches, and said to Luo Tian, ​​"Look, take your time," I'll talk to the little guy."

"Go, there are restrictions in the mountains, don't go far." The Puppet Luo Tian waved her hand without raising her head.

Su Wan flew out a few miles with Yebei and landed on a big tree. He ferociously drove away a brood of cardinals, occupied the trunk of their nest, and pulled two leaves to Ye Bei.

"I remember you would use the leaves to play a minor tune, play a song to listen to it."

Ye Bei pinched two leaves and shook his head: "This kind of leaf doesn't work, you want an egg-shaped leaflet. I have a bamboo flute here. Can you listen to the flute? What do you want to hear?"

Su Wan said: "Whatever, be lighter."

Ye Bei thought for a while, put the bamboo flute to his lips, and whimpered. The flute sound is ethereal and tactful, not as clear and loud as the flute, even if it is a brisk tune, it always feels a little sad.

After Ye Bei Yi finished playing, put down the bamboo flute and looked up at Su Wan silently.

Su Wan frowned slightly, as if concentrating on something, the sun shining on her face through the treetops made him emit a light halo, like a jade sculpture.

In Ye Bei’s memory, Su Wan has always been synonymous with innocence, impatience, and swagger, like a newborn calf who does not fear tigers, thinking that there is nothing in the world that can beat him. This is the first time that he is sad and depressed. See.

"Miss?" Ye Bei pulled Su Wan's sleeve gently.

"Yeah." Su Wan returned to his senses, took out a jade talisman, input the true essence, crushed it, a transparent mask rose up, enclosing a space of ten meters in a circle. She sat upright, looked at Ye Bei, and asked seriously: "Do you know what I want to talk to you?"

Ye Bei frowned and thought: "Is it Young Master Langxuan, or Qingluan is about to Nirvana?"

Su Wan shook his head and said directly: "No, let's talk about you."

"Me?" Ye Bei pointed to himself in surprise. Seeing Su Wan nodded, his heart trembled and asked in surprise: "What are you talking about? Did I do something wrong?"

Su Wan neither said yes nor said no, squeezed Ye Bei's cheek, smiled slightly, and asked an abrupt question: "Ye Bei, you have always wanted to be a human being. In your understanding, what should a human being be like?"

Ye Bei’s face was a little bit painful, but his anxiety calmed down. After thinking about it, he said, “It’s complicated, it’s complicated. Human beings are the longest of all souls, they are innate Taoism, plants, flowers, monsters, beasts and birds have cultivated to a certain level. , All have to be transformed into human beings. In fact, the human form is not necessarily suitable for the practice of demons, but human beings are very smart. After being transformed, the brain will be more flexible and think like a human."

Su Wan always thought that Ye Bei was obsessed with humans because of his former master, but she didn't expect it was just to think like a human. This made her very incomprehensible. Thoughts shouldn't be related to body, right? Probably because of different races, there are differences in cognition.

"You are right, people are very complicated, and I often can't understand many people's thoughts." Su Wan rolled up his sleeves and pointed to the faint pink tooth marks on his arms.

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"But I want to ask you even more, why did you stop me from doing things with Luo Tian's fake mother?"

Ye Bei touched his front teeth, and said confidently and naturally: "Luo Tianxian is one of the seven masters of cultivation. There is a net, you are not his opponent!"

Su Wan raised her eyebrows: "How do you know that I am not his opponent?"

Ye Bei raised his voice, "Obviously, he is a master of the Mahayana stage, half-footed into the immortal world, you are only in the Nascent and Infant stage, and you are close to the fourth and twelfth level."

"But I have a bundle of immortals, and even the immortals can bind them, why should I be afraid of him?" Su Wan showed him the bundle of immortals wrapped around his wrists.

Ye Bei frowned: "But it's important to make peace and don't make enemies everywhere."

"You worry too much. He has something to ask me, but it's just a fight. No matter if he loses or loses, he won't make enemies." Su Wan rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you have any opinions on the seniors?"

After hearing this, Ye Bei's face was sullen, and his tone was quite a bit of an adult's hatred for the child. "Young Master Langxuan is your senior, why should I have an opinion on him. I just think he is a bit too aggressive, and his injury is still not healed, so he fought with Splendid Tianlong again, saying that he was fighting against each other, but it seemed like he had a common grudge. Yes, it will kill you or die. If it weren't for Luo Tianxian to stop it in time, you might lose out."

Su Wan shook his head, "This is nothing. He is a belligerent. It is rare to meet a good opponent, no one can stand it, and only by accumulating experience can he make progress."

"I'm still making progress? Maybe I died under someone else's sword before I could make progress." Ye Bei said angrily: "Miss, what do you want to tell me? Do you think I'm nosy? Now that I have made a contract, I recognize the Lord and protect Your safety is naturally your duty. No matter how much you say, I won't let you go!"

"What's your responsibility? You really treat yourself as a nanny?!" Su Wan was amused, slapped Ye Bei's head and rubbed it, "This girl said in a good voice that you don't want to listen, but you don't want to listen. What's all right! Little Maoqiu, girl, I'm dozens of years old anyway. I'm not a kid, so I know that people are sinister. You can raise your opinions, but I will get angry if I fight back like that last time."

"I'm doing it for you!" Ye Bei glared at Su Wan with anger.

"Being good for me is not necessarily good for me, and I don't necessarily appreciate it!" Su Wan poked his forehead with her index finger, and said earnestly: "You have said that human beings are very complicated, and getting along with people is different from your usual treasure hunt. You are attentive and cautious. This is an advantage, but because you are too cautious, you have given up many handy treasures, right?"

Ye Bei turned his head, "I never give up the treasures at my fingertips, but there are guardian beasts around many spiritual objects, even if they know where they are, they can't get them."

Su Wan laughed at him: "That's because you are courageous, and risk is proportional to opportunity. Taking risks may not be rewarding, but not taking risks is definitely not rewarding. You used to lack a powerful companion, even if you find treasures, you dare not go forward. This will definitely not be the case in the future. With this girl, all obstacles that prevent me from moving forward will be removed. Gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!"

Ye Bei hummed: "You dare to be so reckless, you will have enemies all over the world, and become the evildoer in the mouth of the righteous people, and punish them!"

Su Wan laughed: "Don't worry, when that happens, I must remember to drag you down to hell! And there is nothing wrong with being an evildoer. Doing whatever I want is a dream I dreamed of in my last life. Anyway, even if I was honest, they wouldn't call it the same. My evil star, the evildoer sounds much better than the evil star!"

Ye Bei was silent, but Su Wan became more worried in his heart: He wants to do whatever he wants. This is a tendency to become enchanted!

Su Wan wasted an enchantment talisman just to have a good talk with Ye Bei, telling him that his master is not a fool, and that he must have a purpose when he goes crazy, lest he will betray his master next time and destroy his plan. But I didn’t expect that because I didn’t have a good grasp of the technology of language, after the call, not only did Ye Bei fail to understand her deep meaning, but it made this kind of spiritual pet who likes to worry about the country and the people wrong, it is the spiritual pet who likes to worry about the Lord and himself. He became more worried, and secretly decided that he must bring his master back from a dangerous situation to the right path.

Langxuan and Splendid Tianlong worked tirelessly, and finally finished the medicine spring. After Luo Tian's inspection, they barely passed the customs. They could not help but exhale, clean up their embarrassed appearance, and then bid farewell.

"Get off, don't want to come in the future, Yi Yuanfeng can't stand the toss." Luo Tian, ​​the pseudo-mother hurried away, turned around and gave Su Wan a smile, "It's you, if you have time, please feel free to come, ten years Within, I will not leave."

Splendid Tianlong reached out to Langxuan, "Don't forget Yujianping."

Langxuan held it up: "Remember!"

Luo Tian said: "Little Longer, Taoyao asks me to teach you for a few days. Do you think you can't learn anything in my place? If you have a leisurely mind to go out and play swords, then you can"

"No, absolutely not. I have an appointment with Taoist Langxuan for a year and then come back to discuss it, not now." Jinxiu Tianlong shrank his neck, patted Langxuan's shoulder, and quickly slipped behind Luo Tianpu.

Lang Xuan glared at him coldly. This guy opened his eyes and said nonsense. He clearly said he was ready to go out and fight again, and it would be a year later.

One year is one year, and recently he has gained insight into the Qinglian Sword Classic, and one year later he has to give up his sword and admit defeat.

Splendid Tianlong shook his folding fan, covering half of his face, turning his head to look at the sky.

The Puppet Mother Luo Tian fanned out two clouds, curled them up and threw them down the mountain.

"Below is Yuling Peak, I won't keep you, go!"

At Yulingfeng, Pingmo was angrily pulling at the flowers and plants, muttering: "You lied to me, too much, too much!"

The Yiyuanfeng Floating Island is such a giant floating above the sky. Those with eyes can see it naturally. Pingmo's eyes are long. Su Wan and Langxuan float down from the sky. Naturally, she sees them in her eyes. They bit their teeth and fly. Pounced on, shouting in his mouth:

"Monster! You big liar!"

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