Full Time Sponger

Qing Luan couldn't resist the temptation of Bi Sui Wan, nodded like pounding garlic, and flew to the depths of the Wutong Forest with wings flapping.

Where the King of Birds is, there are naturally a lot of birds. While waiting for Qingluan's return, Su Wan lit a fire, beat a few birds, and barbecued. The chicken is not eaten, and roast turtledoves are also good.

Ever since Pingmo entered Yuling Peak, she has always eaten bigudan as a meal, and it's hard to taste a bit of salty taste in her mouth all year round. She almost swallowed her tongue after eating the bird roasted by Su Wan, just bury her head and gobble it up and listen. With the sneer of oil dripping on the fire, even the favorite gossip can't be heard.

Su Wan asked how the treasure hunter was caught.

The treasure hunter does not eat meat, holding a few roasted sycamore seeds.

From the bottom of Wuhuan Mountain to Guiyuanzong, from south to north, more than one hundred and eight thousand miles, all the way, the monster king who occupies the land, the disciple of the famous school who travels, wants to avoid the monsters and people. The dangers are endless, if it weren't for its rich treasure hunting experience, which made the technology of hiding and escape extremely high, it would be uncertain whether it could reach Guiyuanzong safely.

The treasure hunter was hidden in the package of a disciple of Guiyuanzong and was taken into Tianmai Mountain. Because I didn’t know which peak Su Wan was on, the disciple who brought it into Tianmai Mountain happened to belong to Queling Peak. It was in Wutonglin. I stayed there for the time being, and with the convenience of small size, I was eavesdropping on news everywhere to see which peak’s new disciple had been recruited, but Su Wan could not find it. Instead, I smelled Zhu Mingguo, because there was a green luan on the golden phoenix wood, it could not get close. I was scratching my ears and scratching my cheeks. I accidentally revealed the traces, and let the disciple who collected nectar from Qingluan by Queling Peak found out that the other party was very clever and used Zhu Mingguo as a bait to catch it. It fought desperately and made a noise. , Which led to more people knowing that it existed, which caused the situation that Su Wan saw when he came.

Su Wan held the treasure hunter in her eyes radiantly, and her heart was full of pride. Although the treasure hunter said plainly, she could hear the dangerous waves under the plain words. In comparison, she was greedy for life and death, a national treasure, and a lazy horse. The deer, the poisonous, unpleasant and stupid yellow worms, the loyal, alert and steady Ye Bei is so much better.

"Ye Bei, don't worry, even if the person who bullied you is the king of heaven, I will definitely make him regret that he met you in this life!"

The pink treasure hunting rat slapped his ears with a smile in his voice: "No more, this is not Luoxia Mountain. There are masters in the Mahayana period in Guiyuanzong."

Su Wan raised her chin and hummed softly: "What are you afraid of! Girl, I now have a killer mace, let alone a Mahayana master, I won't be afraid when immortals come." Touched the black rope between his wrists: "Sorry, isn't it? You will take good care of your protection. Me!"

The celestial rope was like a little black snake, circling around Su Wan's arm, the rope was lifted up and rubbed against her fingertips, bit by bit.

The treasure hunter shook his head, hooked Su Wan's finger with his little tail, and said with gratitude: "Since it is a killer's skill, it is best to use it sparingly, so that everyone knows it, and guards it more. This time I was too careless. , Because I care about Zhu Mingguo, this is what the other party said. I know you are kind, but to others, I am just a still useful spirit beast, not worth making a fuss. Take a step back and bear it. "

Su Wan poked the treasure hunter’s forehead, hating iron and steel, and reprimanded softly: "Forbearance? No wonder Mao Tuan always calls you sour old man, rotten man! Don't you know that the word forbearance has a knife in your heart, and blood drips from the knife? I am not sick, why should I put a knife in my heart! My dictionary does not include the word forbearance!"

The treasure hunter raised his beard and wanted to say something, but closed his mouth again, holding the Wutongzi and gnawing hard, and said in his heart: I just feel that more is not as good as less. How can I become a sour scholar? What the former master hates most is the stubborn and incomprehensible rotten scholar! Believe what bamboo bear said

After glancing at Su Wan, who became a little baby, she can't change the fact that there is a proud and crazy soul inside the shell! When will she know that it is too ostentatious and easy to offend people?

Converge, modesty is the right way!

The treasure hunter thought anxiously, but it is estimated that its wish will never be realized. From the soul to the bone marrow, every cell in Su Wan will be sick and sick!

She might grit her teeth because of worries and say that the person who knows the current affairs is Junjie, and she keeps the green mountains and is not afraid of not having firewood, but after turning over, she will definitely retaliate and go back again, and then she still feels good about herself if she doesn't remember to eat or not.

This is hereditary, because every Su family's arrogant tendons are very thick

Speaking far, then, the treasure hunter is secretly worried, Su Wan wonders how to avenge those who bully the pink fat rat. It seems that it is not good for girls to fight and kill. Ye Bei is too kind to see blood, then You can't kill them directly, but you have to make them feel painful.

Abolished the repair base? No, it can be repaired if it is scrapped, she herself has repaired it again and again. In the same way, Guiyuanzong is a big school, and there must be no shortage of panacea, and it can be cured if the Dantian is destroyed.

Or else, under the blood curse, let their inner demons be troubled and go crazy?

No, the blood curse is too troublesome, and it’s slow to work. It’s not good enough to be warm and warm, so it’s better to let them stand on the roof of the Guiyuan Hall and shout three times, "I’m sick, I’m a brain disabled, I shouldn’t grab someone Baby!"

Su Wan's eyes lit up, this method is interesting, or let them show their love to the dead fat man loudly on the roof of Guiyuan Hall! I don’t know if there is a child-bearing pill in the cultivation world. If so, you can shout "Taomu, you already have your child. If you are not responsible, I will take him down and kill him!"

"Hehehe"

Su Wan grinned her lips and smiled miserably. Pingmo, who had been immersed in eating, suddenly felt the temperature chill. When she looked up, seeing Su Wan's smile, she almost lost the skewers in her hand and blinked. Blinked.

Su Wan winked at her: "What are you looking at? I finally think that girl I am more attractive than the roasted bird?"

Is this a joke? It's cold.

Pingmo shivered: "Are your eyes cramping? Or you are possessed by the Demon King. You just saw a strange black mist behind you, and you heard the hey ghost laugh?"

"I don't care about you, a severely ill patient with glaucoma and cataract, just eat yours!" Su Wan rolled his eyes and threw the grilled skewers to the opposite Pingmo. Seeing Qingying flying in the distance, she moved it. position.

Qingluan glided for a certain distance, retracted his wings, and was just stopping at the position that Su Wan had given him. There was a branch in his mouth and three Zhu Mingguo hanging on the branch. It held Zhu Mingguo in its mouth and looked at the fire seriously. The grilled bird skewers are very, very serious, and the golden eyes are starting to sparkle.

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Pingmo looked at the skewers in her hand, and then at Qingluan, especially the two tail feathers behind Qingluan. The ground next to them melted and turned into jade crystals. She swallowed and swallowed the skewers behind her back. Hidden, while sweeping at the same time, swept the bones that had been chewed off in front of him into the fire, trying to destroy the corpse.

It is said that Qingluan is the pet of Master Grandpa. Although Grandpa Grandpa has been promoted to immortality, he once issued a fairy order, and the naming is not allowed to affect Qingluan's cultivation. Violators are punished according to the crime of sentence, and the background is hard, even the head of the real person. Not daring to mess with it, leading to Wutonglin's deep prescription for a hundred li, no one can approach except the nectar picker!

Thinking of this, Pingmo's heart beat a drum. Even though they are both birds, the sparrow and the phoenix are worlds apart. The **** bird doesn't care if she eats a few dozen or so little birds, right?

"It tastes good, crispy and crispy, and the meat is very tender. Would you like to try it?" Su Wan calmly handed the skewers to Qingluan, and asked in a promotional tone.

Qingluan opened his mouth and spit, Zhu Mingguo fell to the ground, spit out a ball of flame, and burned the skewers to ashes.

Pingmo gaped her mouth and shrank her neck quietly, trying to shrink herself into a mouse, hiding in a crack in the ground, and muttering in her heart: I'm invisible, no one can see me! I'm invisible, no one can see me

"It's a waste of you, Pingmo, I haven't eaten enough yet, you can go and fight some more birds."

Pingmo, who has never learned invisibility, but tried to use hypnosis to hide, became the focus of everyone’s attention. It was said that everyone was actually one person, one mouse, and one bird. She was plain in Su Wan, treasure hunter pity, Qingluan murderous His eyes were weathered, and he suddenly resurrected on the spot, jumped up, hitting haha, shaking his hands backwards like a windmill.

"Haha, what do you mean to laugh, evildoer, people love birds the most, how could they kill those little cuties, pluck their heads, open their stomachs and string them together for you! Oh, although those people are scared away, they are definitely I will find a backer to avenge me. I will explore the situation. You will talk and eat slowly. There will be a period of time later."

Rubbing oil on the soles of his feet, he ran far away in a flick of smoke, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. The last sentence will be used in the future, but it will be indefinitely.

It is not that she is not righteous, but that she does not want to be a handful of ashes. Anyway, the evildoer has a hundred lives and must not die!

"Look, you scared her away and accompany me in the skewers." Su Wan poked Qingluan with his finger.

Qing Luan glared at her, Su Wan glared back.

One person and one bird stare at each other, and whoever winks wins.

The treasure hunter sighed, transformed into a little old man, put Zhu Mingguo away, took out three pith pill and placed it on the spot, and turned back to the appearance of a pink fat rat, leaned back on Su Wan's shoulder, holding the phoenix tree and nibbling.

After a long while, Qingluan, who smelled the taste of Bisui Pills, couldn't help but move his eyes, first gave up, lowered his head and pecked Bisui Pills into his mouth, and tasted the deliciousness. He was in a good mood and his tail was upturned. , Spread out like a peacock, but the number of roots is a little bit less, "You are not allowed to eat birds in the future. If you want to eat it, you can eat four-legged chick!"

Qingluan decided to forgive Su Wan once, but unfortunately, the person on the opposite side was not afraid of her flames at all, and at the same time did not know what it meant to be enough.

"Why should I promise you? I don't owe you anything! If you promised that my spiritual pet would still be about the same." Su Wan curled his lips, pulled out the chestnuts from the fire, blowing dust, and peeling the plug. One of my own, one of the treasure hunting mouse, squinted comfortably, sweet, wild chestnuts are delicious!

Qingluan exploded his hair, his feathers stood up, flapping his wings like a cockfighting!

"Chiji! Spirit pet? You actually let me, this majestic bird, be your pet! What is it that you who bully the bird with a fairy weapon are worthy of my surrender? The gold core is not knotted, so weak that even the holy toes The head is incomparable! Birds can be killed but not humiliated! I'm fighting with you!"

"Wait!" Su Wan stopped.

Qingluan stepped on the brake with a gentleman's demeanor: "You ask for mercy? I won't let you go!"

Su Wan shook his fingers and smiled: "Wrong, after hearing what I said just now, I knew that you just didn't think I was weak in cultivation, so you didn't follow me. Well, you wait for me for a year. I'll come back to pick you up after I have a golden core.

Qing Luan jumped his feet: "Don't think about it! I just want to let the **** bird recognize the lord and dream!"

Su Wan frowned and discussed: "The golden core period is not good, what about the Yuan Ying period? You wait for me for a year, and I will come back to pick you up after I have the Yuan Ying period."

"You form an infant in a year?" Qingluan sneered, "You regard you as the emperor's fairy, why don't you say a month?"

Su Wan ignored the phrase of immortal species of heaven and earth, and said with a high-five: "Okay! One month is only one month, I will form an infant to show you, dare you gamble with me? Or are you afraid?!"

"Is the sacred bird afraid? A joke! Just gamble! The Jie Yuanying is not a foundation building, a month is dreaming!"

Su Wan smiled triumphantly: "Then you wash it up and wait for me. I hate pets that don't love clean."

Qingluan felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell, and said confidently: "You are sure to lose! If you lose, you will give this sacred bird 10 and 100 Bisui pills!"

ps: My uncle passed away due to lung cancer. I went home for the funeral. I was wearing a linen and wearing a filial piety to kneel down in the mourning hall. Today’s update is late, please understand.

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