For Some Reason, the School Goddess Likes to Hang Out at My House

Do gossip fucking gay RPG! ③ Last

"Hey...... Kenichi. This whole situation is your fault, right?

When the level went well and I got used to the game, I took a bad turn watching Kenichi on the screen.

I can hear cheerful laughter from a faceless character, and I can see you enjoying this situation.

'Huh??? I have no idea what Showa wants to say. "

'... Nagaki, you care too much about anything, focus more on the game than that. I've come this far, game over...... I don't like level resets or anything because of the bug anymore

So hang tight... '

'Er... am I weird?

"Showa's weird isn't what started just now - though. In the meantime, you care too much about anything! Besides, this fits right in the circle, right?

'Don't insignificantly dis... I didn't solve anything. "

'Well, well. This won't let the Young Palace run wild, okay? Become, Young Palace ~'

'Yes. I am strangely calm right now. It's like home security.'

"I don't know about you guys......"

I dropped my shoulder and sighed at this situation I was put in.

It's hard to play games......

As soon as I move my arms around, they grab me and put me back in a covered pose from behind Rin.

From Rin, between my legs, I could hear him sniffing satisfactorily.

Sigh, shoulder to shoulder.

Uh, why are there so many forceful guys around me...

It's gonna be...

This happened just now, too, when I said, 'Yes, young palace. You want me to teach you some tricks to curb reflexive behavior?' Cause Kenichi suggested to Rin.

After that, you tried not to sound like me and you blew in the extra.

And at about the same time when the voice said, "I see, that's a plan." … So now we have the situation.

No, you act like natural damage to your heart, Rin...

"Hey Rin...... It's so hard to hold control... '

'I think it's better than me acting weird, don't you?

'... don't say it yourself'

I sigh and manipulate the hardened controller.

I moved it properly so as to mislead the squealing heart.

... I would die of embarrassment if they heard the sound of my heart or something.

With that in mind, I try to open up a little gap with Rin, but it's been perfect and in line with my actions at the right time to move.

I laugh bitterly at the same Esper.

'Don't move too much'

'I don't care if they say so... I'm in a lot of trouble.'

"Pfft. Could it be illuminating?

"Isn't Rin the kind of guy whose face is red?

"Eh, lie! I can see it from such Showa... ah '

"Showa kun...... You set me up, didn't you?

'No, that's a suicide bomber!!

'No, it was completely fitted. And it feels embedded. I was framed by a shark'

'Don't say it in a misleading way!

... don't tell me you can't fit or anything.

I can't see intonation as meaning something like that...

Damn, this is unnecessarily bad ending because it's natural.

"Hey, Showa. I'll tell you because I forgot ~. I can't get the conversation out of the game, so...?

"'Ah...'"

"... flirtatious"

………………

Me and Rin who get silent from embarrassment and awkwardness.

But what is it?

Something seems heavier than just now......

It creases into a sweet smell that tickles the nostrils.

“Uh, I'll be seeing you later..."

With that in mind, I just worked to level up.

◇ ◇ ◇

When my hot face also calmed down and I stopped moving into this situation.

Our party was arriving in front of the boss's room.

'Well, we seem a lot stronger. Can't you win with this?

'No, I can't. If you fight normally.'

"'' Eh... ''

"Well, that's a common specification in games,"

To everyone who's discouraged, I cough and go into the boss's room.

Well, it's certainly been quite a while since I started this shit......

If this all goes to waste, it sure sucks to feel good.

The boss started talking for a long time, and in the meantime, I decided to tell everyone about the operation.

By the way, the boss's pre-battle movie can't fly like an example.

'I've started talking about you, you boss. That's quite a bit of sympathy, too...'

'... yeah. Something pathetic.'

'Right...... But is this about this game?

"Divorced," “family escaped," “friends fooled me," that sounds like a story about the producer, right? You feel like you're talking stupid in the game. '

'Wow...... Darkness is deep - this game......'

The long story of misfortune and stupidity is told for about ten minutes.

"In the meantime, when the boss battle begins, Rin turns his healing magic to the boss. Kenichi even chooses to defend and Fuji-san chooses to hit him with a stick '

'Okay! Is it okay if I deal with the boss with restorative magic?

"I raised my level and I'm defensive!? You just learned a good Special Attack!

"... physics even though I'm a wizard"

Question and dissatisfaction that comes out of mouth.

Speaking at the same time, it becomes dissonant from within the game and reaches your ears.

Keys sound annoying...

At the same time, the battle with the boss begins.

It's hard to say what a boss's name is, by the way, 'Ruyatemeya Yashiika Sok'.

But it's also a name that's packed with thoughts in a way.

Comical music plays like an amusement park that doesn't seem like a boss battle.

'Cause you can win if you just go ahead and do as you're told for now'

'Is that true...? I stick it out of their health gauge screen and I can't see it...'

'Well, I can't help it because I'm a shitty tough boss. By the way, nothing magical or special will work. Plus, I'm gonna use my max HP by 10% at every turn of the enemy's ability to force this one to come to 1. "

'That's impossible, isn't it!!

Kenichi is screaming while acting as he was told, but he is stubborn in unreasonable games.

I forgot to tell you, but I'm a boss with automatic recovery, so I don't have enough gaps to tell you at all.

'Whatever you think of that, you can't win, can you?

Yes, Rin is right —— he is the boss who can't win by nature.

In other words, this boss is at the beginning of the game called a "losing event."

But that's buggy shit there......

If you do what I said--

The screen flashes several times with black and white and suddenly the song starts to play.

And there were characters running on the screen that I hadn't even seen yet.

"Hey... Showa? No way is that the end of this? Something's starting to flow with the ending?

'I told you. The first and last boss. "

'Are you serious... How thin is it that this ends... Oh, or another bug or something?

"Well."

This boss certainly can't be defeated.

However, if I “keep hitting the boss” with healing magic for some reason, the boss won't recover because of the bug, and I take damage with my stunt every turn.

So when this one hits something like magic or a special attack, the bug ends, so we just have to "hit it with physics anyway”.

If you do it foolishly, you will be able to defeat it within minutes, a sad “lass boss”.

"Are there any other boss fights or something?

"Seems like there is, but mine can't."

'... what do you mean?

'Apparently, because he was going to add the boss with additional content. It's not in mine. "

According to the analysis team that studied this shit, the decadence of the mysterious capacity or something seemed to have been measured.

I'm sure he was going to do it even in full commercial law.

'I'm done for some reason... is this what this is all about? I have an indescribable sense of nothingness. "

'Cause you're fucking gay.'

'... it's strange that those words alone are convincing'

"I had fun, didn't I?

Unlike Kenichi and Fuji-san, who laugh bitterly, Rin's eyes seemed sparkling.

It could be a kind of talent to have fun with anything......

'Well, because of that, take a look at the staff roll. I know the darkness of this game. "

I take my goggles off and put them on the floor.

Honestly, this goggle is heavy......

The three followers of my word watch the staff roll silently.

Rin muttered 'Ah...' along the way, then heard Kenichi's thirsty laugh 'Ha...'.

Mr. Vine is tilting his neck because he knows exactly what it is.

'... is there something weird about it? Sure, there's a killer screen going on.'

"Sure, I know how clueless footage is... before that."

'That's a lot of the same name from earlier...?

"Yes, yes! That's what's so awesome about this game!

The other three also take off their goggles, and Rin is going to have as much fun as ever as Kenichi and Fuji-san put it down laugh bitterly.

"Why does Showa seem so happy...?

"Can't you imagine just thinking about the number of people and episodes that took this development? See, for example, because of successive retirees in the middle of development, or what was the reason for that? One game seems to bring up the irrationality of the world, right? Imagining that is a fucking hobby."

"" Wow... "

Don pull Kenichi and Fuji-san.

What, that reaction......

Eyes like looking at a poor person......

Besides, only Rin seems to hold a handkerchief in his hand for some reason and wait for something.

"... Showa? If you're tired, should I give you a hug? Rumor is it's good for relieving stress."

"Don't worry about that."

"Come on."

"Were you listening?

"Come on, come on, don't hesitate"

"Uh, I'm not listening..."

Give Rin a hug...