Evil As Humans

Chapter 243 Chapter 243: Cooperation Agreement

Huang Jin arrived at the hospital holding a large bouquet of flowers. Unfortunately, the first people he encountered wasn’t Ding Lizi, but the two members of Unit 7.

Wang Zhou and Bao Linlin were walking around the Shian ward area with bandages on. During the previous street riot, Bao Linlin was trampled by the crowd while being filmed, resulting in a fractured right ankle. Wang Zhou’s eyes needed a considerable period of recuperation due to timely rescue and had the possibility of recovering his vision.

The details of the Other Side still needed to be gradually announced. As a B level investigation team, Unit 7’s impression of the riot was still “Xiang Jiang joining forces with Sunken Society to create a big disturbance”… Although, in a sense, that judgment wasn’t far off.

With one using crutches and the other having one eye bandaged, the two members of Unit 7 seemed more like war casualties.

“Hey, Xiao Huang. Sorry, we went down first. Heard you won a big victory, impressive!” Wang Zhou greeted first, his one eye constantly glancing at the bouquet of flowers.g

Huang Jin: “…”

Not to mention it would have been better. As soon as he thought about the “aftermath” of summoning Qi Xin, his face quickly turned pale.

Bao Linlin hurriedly eased the atmosphere. “Alright, enough of that. All you do is dig out your eyeballs to use as cameras. Both Unit 9 and 7 have suffered from psychological trauma.”

“You’re the one who got injured too—a distinguished Ghost Master with a fractured bone from being stepped on.”

“Hehe, let’s see who gets discharged first. Huang Jin, go do whatever you need to do. Don’t mind Wang Zhou—let’s have a meal together later!”

Seeing the teammates of Unit 7 start arguing, Huang Jin quickly slipped away against the wall.

When he reached Ding Lizi’s ward, he specifically stopped to straighten his collar and fix his slightly long bangs. Making sure that every leaf of the bouquet was in its proper place, he knocked on the door.

“Li…” The door opened, and Huang Jin almost bit his tongue when he saw what was blocking the entrance.

It was a pile of mosaics.

Why was Yin Ren here?!

Huang Jin immediately wanted to hide the bouquet, but their gazes had already shifted toward him.

[Wow, such a beautiful bouquet!] [The colors are so lovely. I’ve decided, this is my favorite color.] [Mr. Nice Guy has come to see me again—]

Huang Jin took two steps forward with his tail between his legs, put on a strained expression, and started arranging the flowers in the vase.

He really wanted to ask Yin Ren why he was here, but he didn’t want to question a deity in his mortal form.

Seeing Huang Jin turning into an emotionless flower arranging machine, Ding Lizi spoke up first. “I registered an account on a networking platform, preparing to make guitar tutorials and release songs. Xiao Yin just went next door to see Dr. Sun. I asked him to teach me how to use a website.”

She had only recently regained her vision, and everything seemed fresh and unfamiliar to her.

Huang Jin: “…” Indeed, she found the right person. The Great Celestial Master had so much experience in the field of “modern technological exploration”.

“Miss Ding’s vision is recovering well. At this rate, she will be able to be discharged in another two weeks.” Yin Ren smoothly changed the topic.

But Ding Lizi continued to stare intently at Huang Jin.

“I asked the nurse, and because my case is somewhat special, Shian waived the medical expenses. But I still must pay for the eye treatment. I’ll earn it back and repay you,” she said with a serious tone.

Huang Jin: “Uh, no need, Lizi. I don’t need the money now.” In fact, he was quite tormented by his wealth.

“Your money is your money, so we can’t count it like that.” Ding Lizi smiled. “Since our Xiao Huang has become a local tyrant, just calculate the interest for me a bit lower—”

“I…” Huang Jin was about to speak, but suddenly Yin Ren let out a loud cough.

[Come out with me.] A thought pierced into his mind.

“…I understand.” Huang Jin could only respond vaguely.

The door of the hospital room gently closed.

“Don’t speak in my mind without permission!” Huang Jin protested.

“You saw her determination. Don’t confess your feelings for now. Do you understand what I mean?” Yin Ren played with the Yellow Millet keychain, which nuzzled against his fingers with a puffing sound.

Huang Jin froze.

Ding Lizi had made up her mind to pay for the medical expenses. If he were to confess at this time, it would have implied some sort of condition.

That was close.

“Thank you.” Huang Jin wiped away his cold sweat.

“You’re welcome. It’s the concern of colleagues,” Yin Ren said. “But compared to that, you should spend more time with Qi Xin. Your abnormal vision is caused by corruption of Evil Force. She can teach you how to control it.”

“Really?”

“Really. I talked to her and asked her to give you and Ge Tingting some lessons.”

In that case, he wouldn’t resign just yet. Huang Jin seriously considered his options. It would be more responsible to confess after he could control his abnormal vision. He silently prayed for the gods’ blessings, hoping that Ding Lizi’s career would go smoothly.

Unfortunately, Huang Jin still didn’t know that his perfect plan would encounter problems a few days later…

Ding Lizi carefully modified <Mr. Nice Guy> song and received rave reviews online. She changed the title from the original <Mr. Nice Guy> to <Mr. Right>. In the song’s introduction, she left an open-ended question without specifying anyone’s name—

[To my most important friend in life. After I’ve repaid the medical expenses, would you like to be with me?]

The cautious Mr. Huang Jin ultimately missed his chance.

……

Afternoon, Shian underground.

“I saw Dr. Sun in the morning, and everything is sealed tight. You can rest assured. It could be a few months or even several decades, but this generation’s ‘Love’ will disappear.”

Yin Ren and Zhong Chengshuo were sitting across from Qi Xin, who had a subtle expression as if she were asking, “No specific time?”

“It depends on Dr. Sun’s own arrangements.” Zhong Chengshuo shook his head. “Her brain tumor won’t worsen anymore, but it’s located in a troublesome spot. We have to rely on the judgment of neurology experts.”

Qi Xin let out a long sigh. Several decades were relatively short for a Primordial Elemental, so she wasn’t particularly concerned.

“‘Satisfaction’ has recovered quite well. New ‘Disgust’ and ‘Joy’ have emerged. However, their previous generation’s remains are gone, and the two cubs have nothing to eat, resulting in malnutrition.” Qi Xin sat obediently at the table with her fingers interlocked.

“I will find a way to take care of the cubs myself. But for the future handling of the Other Side, I need both of you to provide me with a concrete plan. I know that although ‘Fear’ has fused with a human, its power remains, just like before.”

“Having a daily indiscriminate slaughter like before isn’t a good solution.” Zhong Chengshuo vigorously shook his head. “Currently, I am studying the life characteristics of the Primordial Elementals and can make some calculations.”

“…What do you mean?”

Zhong Chengshuo: “We will prioritize killing weak and aging individuals, heavily injured individuals, and highly destructive abnormal individuals. Humans’ excessive reproductive numbers have already begun to affect the intelligence of the Greater Primordial Elementals. The previous simple mode of death is no longer suitable. Otherwise, given time, another ‘Love’ might appear.”

“In plain language, Zhong Ge plans to reference the death patterns of human populations and create a more reasonable version for the Elementals,” Yin Ren summarized succinctly.

Although it was a casual remark, as a Primordial Elemental, Qi Xin still felt a sense of oppression.

The two individuals in front of her were formulating “laws”.

“I know this is not an easy task. I’m counting on both of you.” Qi Xin lowered her head slightly.

“Huh?” Zhong Chengshuo looked confused and pushed up his glasses.

Qi Xin forced a smile. “Mr. Yin is a human, and to him, the Elementals are just monsters. But since Fear has already acquired human emotions, he is inevitably under pressure.”

Zhong Chengshuo: “I don’t feel any pressure.”

Qi Xin: “I heard that humans can feel guilt…”

Yin Ren looked at Zhong Chengshuo in silence. After a moment of contemplation, Zhong Chengshuo spoke frankly. “No, I don’t. When I was conducting experiments in the laboratory, I killed billions of bacteria.”

Qi Xin: “…” Alright, she underestimated the horror of Old Fear.

“This is our plan.” Yin Ren cleared his throat and presented a document.

[Cooperation Agreement]

[1. Task division: Zhong Chengshuo is responsible for calculating targets and instilling fear; Yin Ren is responsible for hunting targets and crushing corpses.]

[2. Attendance agreement: Zhong Chengshuo is responsible for observing changes in the Primordial Elementals population and determining attendance dates; the duration and routes of attendance are under Yin Ren’s control.]

[3. Important notes: We promise that the cleanup of deaths on the Other Side will not be less than once per month. Shian or the Other Side will pay compensation per cleanup, which will be evenly split between Yin Ren and Zhong Chengshuo. If there are dangerous and powerful Primordial Elementals or Gods, individual annihilation services can be provided depending on the situation. In principle, please do not contact us after 23:00. Please do not enter private residences without permission. Please do not contact us during vacation periods (including but not limited to annual leave, sick leave, statutory holidays, etc.)]

Qi Xin remained speechless.

It seemed like there was nothing wrong, but she couldn’t shake off the feeling that something was amiss.

…Let it be. She signed the agreement with a stern face.

After that, the eternal day on the Other Side disappeared.

After a period of time, the Other Side would be illuminated by a fiery red sunset. After the glow and red clouds, darkness would follow closely—then, when the darkness subsided, some of the Elementals would disappear. Only the decomposed flesh and blood of the Elementals would remain in the tunnels, quietly waiting to be washed away by ‘Satisfaction’.

Soon after, new cubs would be born, crying as they hit the ground.

Nowadays, Death seemed to be different from before. The proportion of Elementals that survived for a long time and were covered in scars decreased. On the other hand, the Elementals with intact bodies and remained active often managed to survive.

With each recurring night, the famine gradually diminished.

The Elementals no longer need to tear each other apart for consumption. Within the once empty tunnels of the Other Side, countless Primordial Elementals swam together in groups, resembling schools of fish.

But that’s a story for another time.

……

After ensuring her mother’s safety, Lu Xiaohe returned to Shian once again.

With her parents in good health and receiving a large sum of prize money, she decided to buy a more spacious house for the whole family. The three of them could then start living a relaxed and enjoyable life.

She had quietly set her sights on a large house in Ping’an Manor. She planned to buy it at the beginning of the year so that the family could celebrate the Lunar New Year in their new home. Although the reputation of Ping’an Manor in Haigu wasn’t good, with Yin Ren and Zhong Chengshuo settling there, there was probably no safer place in the world than Ping’an Manor.

Without the heavy burden on her chest, Lu Xiaohe’s complexion had improved significantly.

With the sudden appearance of two “Gods”, the specific arrangements for Unit 9 hadn’t yet been finalized. Lu Xiaohe’s role mostly involved summarizing and reporting on daily tasks while also occasionally checking the work group of Unit 9.

[Fruit Knife: Who wants a dog? @everyone]

[Ten Thousand Taels: ?]

[Ear Person: ?]

[The River Flows Eastward: Hey, why are we talking about dogs again?]

[The River Flows Eastward: I heard you guys received an award from the city. When should we gather?]

[Final Fruit: Let’s first handle the dog matter.]

[Ear Person: Can’t Yin Ge and Zhong Ge keep a dog?]

[Final Fruit: We already have two at home, so it’s not convenient.]

[Ten Thousand Taels: … ]

Lu Xiaohe pondered for a moment. Zhong Chengshuo was probably referring to Dog Thing and Yellow Millet. Both were different entities—one a Primordial Elemental and the other an evil—and indeed, it wouldn’t be suitable to add another being into the mix.

Speaking of which, her parents were now worry-free in terms of their livelihood and had plenty of free time. Her family had always liked dogs, so it would be a good idea to have an elderly person take care of a dog and take it for walks.

[Milky Way: What kind of dog is it?]

[Fruit Knife: It’s a large breed, very cute. Shian can help with the registration. By the way, it can understand human language and is the perfect choice for guarding the house.]

[Fruit Knife: Limited adoption within this group (except for Liang Shan). If you want to adopt, act quickly, as missing this opportunity means missing it altogether.]

[The River Flows Eastward: ???]

[Fruit Knife: Sorry, Liang Ge, this is an internal activity of Unit 9.]

Lu Xiaohe scratched her head and privately messaged Yin Ren.

[Milky Way: I’m planning to move to Ping’an Manor recently and coincidentally thinking of getting a dog.]

[Fruit Knife: Xiaohe Jie —— [Image]]

The image showed a big black dog with its tongue hanging out, its round eyes wide open, and it was panting happily. It appeared to be a small breed and was indeed very cute.

[Milky Way: It’s so adorable, but it’s a bit big. Where did this dog come from, and why is Shian taking care of it?]

[Fruit Knife: Zhong Ge and I have been conducting related research recently. Biological evils can incorporate a large amount of Evil Force. Although it can’t compare to the “Gods” formed by fusion of Elementals, it can be considered a special ability user.]

[Milky Way: Just tell me directly.]

[Fruit Knife: Well, I was thinking, if I can correct the imbalance in the Evil Force, maybe certain things can become more stable…]

[Milk Way: …………………………………………]

[Milky Way: Is this dog Shian’s Evil Spirit?]

[Fruit Knife: Ahahaha]

[Fruit Knife: I’ve taken care of it, so it’s completely safe. After it regained its sanity, it became very affectionate. Considering its physical and mental well-being as well as its harmlessness, Shian wants someone who knows about it to adopt it.]

[Fruit Knife: Other Evil Spirits will be dealt with on another day. Most likely, they will be kept for further research. It’s the only one of its kind in the world .]

[Milky Way: Let me think about it.]

[Milky Way: Can it really understand human language?]

[Fruit Knife: It can flush the toilet by itself, never gets sick, and can even call 120 for the elderly. It is highly sensitive to evil qi and killing intent. With it, not even a group of robbers can break into your home.]

Lu Xiaohe fell into deep thought.

Living next to Yin Ren and Zhong Chengshuo was indeed safe, but evil beings were hard for the living to guard against, so having a formerly Evil Spirit as a pet seemed like a good idea.

[Milky Way: Deal.]

Considering its original form, “Dark Cloud” would be a suitable name.

Immediately, she opened the family group chat and forwarded the photo of the black dog.

[Milky Way: Mom’s recovery gift ]

After spending time with her colleagues for so long, she unconsciously noticed that her judgment criteria seemed to be off…

Oh well, it didn’t matter.

The author has something to say:

Miss Lu’s judgment criteria is equally in jeopardy. Unit 9 gradually becoming more outrageous.jpg

Lu Xiaohe: Whatever, he’s a good boy!

Kinky Thoughts:

Ah, my heart melted for Huang Jin and Ding Lizi. Don’t be so old-fashioned Huang Jin. Even girls can confess too!

I’m so happy for the Evil Dog Spirit. He’s the best boy!