Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Sir, times have changed (1)

Before Ji Changze could check his memory, a man with complete equipment and an agent-like appearance came over holding Mucang in his arms and complained: "These weird things have been happening more and more recently, and we have to come out to work in the middle of the night. , Boss, do you think the people above us really think we are an impenetrable wall?"

Ji Changze moved his eyebrows slightly but said nothing.

This person just couldn't help but complain a few words. Seeing that he didn't say anything, he went to find someone else to complain to.

Only then did he start checking his memories.

Looking at it, I really see something interesting.

This world was originally just an ordinary modern world. Suddenly, from unknown day, it began to merge with another world.

After the fusion, the spiritual power belonging to that world was transmitted to the modern world, which was originally just an ordinary technological world, and some people with talents gained supernatural powers.

People with superpowers have different abilities. There are good and bad people with superpowers. Some people with superpowers hide their abilities and continue to live peacefully. Some people with superpowers start to use their abilities to help others. There are also a smaller number of people with superpowers. Those who use their abilities to commit illegal crimes.

With superpowers, there will naturally be people who try to restrain superpowers.

The original owner was the boss of the department responsible for dealing with the mess caused by superpowers.

He is not old, he is only twenty-five years old this year. The reason why he can become the boss is partly because of his outstanding q-ia:ng skills, and partly because he does whatever it takes to get the upper hand and uses unfair means. It stumbled over several competitors.

On the other hand, the higher-ups also took into account the original owner's hatred of superpowers and could better restrain this group of lawless superpowers.

Why the hatred? To make a long story short, when the original owner was fifteen years old, he offended a superpower. The superpower was good at cursing and cursed the original owner to be unable to grow up for the rest of his life. So, when his peers grew up, married, and had children, the original owner... To always maintain the same appearance of fifteen years old.

The national department at that time took him back and tried to help him break the curse, but no matter how hard he tried, it was to no avail. The original owner was angry and asked to join the national department. It was also because he had talent and was actually a good youngster. In addition, he was an orphan and had no relatives. , and now his appearance will never change and he is no longer suitable to live with ordinary people. In the end, the superiors agreed to let him become a member of those who restrain superpowers.

From the age of fifteen to twenty-five, the only thing that remained unchanged in the original owner's heart was hatred.

He hates that beings with supernatural powers prevent him from ever being able to become a normal man.

I hate why the country has to clean up the mess left by these superpowers again and again.

According to him, creatures with superpowers should not exist in this world. They should kill every one they see, whether they are good or bad. They have powers beyond ordinary people, so they should not live.

As for the statement that "there are good and bad powers", the original owner also scoffed.

There are good and bad? You can ensure that a bad person will not come out to cause trouble again after he dies, but can you ensure that a good person will not become a bad person in the future?

If you are a good person at this moment, will you definitely keep your original intention unchanged in this life?

Their abilities are far beyond ordinary people, and even if the country wants to deal with them, it will have to spend a lot of energy. This is their original sin.

If one day those so-called superpowers who side with ordinary people rebel, who can stop them?

These are the original owner’s thoughts.

He firmly believes that the best way to deal with people with supernatural powers is to kill them all without leaving any one behind.

Even if the person with superpowers is a baby, the elderly, or a pregnant woman.

As long as they are superpowers, they should not exist in the world.

He worked hard to climb to the top position just to achieve the goal of "killing all the superpowers". If this were a novel, his thoughts would be a typical villain.

Everyone knew that the original owner hated superpowers and their fancy tricks, but no one thought that this was what the original owner had in mind.

After that, the original owner kept dormant until the creatures in the two worlds that just leaked spiritual energy began to pop up. All kinds of monsters were rampant. The country wanted to destroy the monsters, and worked hard to hide it in front of ordinary people in order not to cause panic. , but the original owner glimpsed the image of the world next door from the captured monster.

There is a world of cultivation over there.

Compared with modern superpowers, most of the aboriginal residents there are cultivators. The system is similar to that in Chinese fairy tales. There are cultivators who are dedicated to cultivating immortals and want to improve their cultivation, and there are also some who are vicious and will not A demon cultivator who takes human life seriously.

What is even more tragic is that their world was discovered by demon cultivators first.

Billions of ordinary people without cultivation = practice materials/furnaces/objects for fun.

As a result, the demonic cultivators began to destroy the modern world in a planned and large-scale manner. With a common enemy, the national teams and superpowers who were originally wary of each other immediately united their front to fight against the demonic cultivators from the next world.

This is not a small fight like before. People in their own world just fight and kill people. It has nothing to do with your world.

Want to destroy our world and make our entire planet slaves? You are making such a fuss.

Even the most noisy superpowers in the past are no longer making trouble now. No one is a fool. They just want a higher status in modern times. If they are really stabbed in the waist during internal fighting, they will all Finished.

No one would have thought there was a traitor in this situation.

The original owner is the traitor.

When everyone was fighting with the demon cultivators, he successfully connected with the demon cultivators over there and asked the other party to promise to kill all superpowers, thus revealing the layout of their world.

The original owner has gone completely crazy, and he doesn't care what will happen to his world after the death of these superpowers, who are the only ones who can fight against the demon cultivators.

Didn't he work hard for so many years just to be able to stand in a high position and kill these people with superpowers?

As a result, it was just a matter of killing a demon cultivator, but the country actually stood on a united front with the superpowers. He, who wanted to kill all the superpowers in the world, was forced to be brothers with these superpowers.

Listening to the country's wishes, it actually plans to commend these superpowers. When the battle is over, it will recognize the existence of superpowers to the whole world, let them have the same rights as ordinary citizens, and encourage other citizens to also strive to become superpowers.

How about playing? !

The original owner endured it until he became a pervert.

In the final battle, he betrayed the superpowers who were fighting for his world and watched them die on the battlefield one by one. He smiled with satisfaction under the eyes of his teammates in disbelief.

Then his heart was ripped out by a demonic cultivator.

This ends the original protagonist's perspective, and there are a few short sentences to follow.

Without the superpowers who can fight against the demonic cultivators, even if all countries try to fight together, they will eventually be defeated by the demonic cultivators. The entire modern world has become a "material library" for the demonic cultivators. Countless people are killed every day so that the demonic cultivators can Xiu extracts their souls and uses them as vaginas, and young and beautiful girls are also reduced to furnaces. Not only do they have to be humiliated, but they also have to be fucked by suckers.

After the demonic cultivators wreaked havoc in this world for more than thirty years, the world has become more integrated. The righteous monks next door discovered that something was wrong, and used secret methods to maintain the consciousness of the soul in a Yin vessel. Only then did they realize that the demonic cultivators actually captured the entire world. of ordinary people.

When the righteous monks were fighting against the demonic cultivators, the superpowers who had grown up over the past thirty years in the modern world took the opportunity to join the battlefield and join the righteous monks in destroying the demonic cultivators.

In the end they won, but the world that originally had a population of several billion was now devastated, with less than 300 million people surviving in the end.

Their world has been harmed by demonic cultivators and is no longer suitable for survival. Under the leadership of the leading superpower, the entire world moved to the immortal cultivating world next door.

Not only did they lose their families and friends, they also lost their own world.

And all this could have been avoided.

After checking, Ji Changze pulled out his consciousness and rubbed his eyebrows.

The original owner's life was at least several billion, and he might not have thought of the consequences before doing it.

He never thought that he was cursed by the superpower because he offended the superpower first, nor did he think that the country had trained him and given him everything for so many years, but he had pushed the whole country and even the whole world into the abyss. In the eyes of the original owner , everyone in the world owes him. He offended the superpower and bullied the other party because he was older than him. After being cursed by the other party, he blamed the superpower for everything.

Even countries that did not kill people with supernatural powers were also marked down by him.

When he usually goes on missions, although he cannot kill people with superpowers, he will be cruel to them within the limits of what he can do. His teammates can't stand it, so he relied on his high strength value during training to win the name of his teammates. Practice, but actually fight.

Everyone knows that the original owner doesn't like people with superpowers, and even has a irritable attitude towards his teammates, but who allows him to fight? Even if he thinks that the original owner is too violent and has prejudice against people with superpowers, there is still no one. Dare you say something to him.

After figuring out the outline of the previous situation, Ji Changze began to determine the timeline.

The time now is that the two worlds have gradually begun to merge. The demon cultivators have discovered the modern world, but out of caution, they are only preparing to send some of their men to test. No matter how big the country's imagination is, they never expected that there could be someone next door. This world of cultivating immortals wants to merge with theirs, and they are still trying to restrain these naughty children.

That's right, to the country, people with special abilities are just naughty children.

I don’t know if it’s because the younger you are, the easier it is to activate your powers, or because you’re younger, so you’re not as cautious as adult people with powers. Eighty percent of the incidents involving people with powers that the country handles are caused by younger people with powers. .

Even the superpower whose original owner was permanently fixed at the age of fifteen was only eight years old at the time. Because the original owner laughed at her for being short and ruined her skirt, she was cursed by this little girl to never grow up.

The original owner did not focus on "This is a child and I provoked the other person first", but on "This is a person with superpowers and she hurt an ordinary person, so why didn't I kill her?"

Because of the shadow brought by that little girl, the original owner was even more disgusted with the naughty children with superpowers.

This time it wasn't some naughty child who caused trouble, but because it looked like a supernatural incident and ordinary people couldn't get close to it, they sent out their entire team.

After figuring out the timeline, Ji Changze closed his eyes and felt the aura contained in the air.

This familiar, thick breath slowly drifted into his body along with the changes in his breathing.

After breathing for a while, Ji Changze felt his body relaxed a lot.

I can't blame the two worlds for merging. This modern world has too little spiritual energy. If we don't get more spiritual energy, all of them will be exhausted in tens of millions of years. However, the spiritual energy floating over from the next door is too strong and too explosive. In tens of millions of years, either everyone next door will ascend, or everyone will explode together.

If one of them is too full and the other is not full, if they bump into each other by chance, they will fuse together.

The car was driving slowly to the place where the supernatural incident happened. Ji Changze closed his eyes to rest, but he was actually sucking in spiritual power. The spiritual power entered his body and circulated in his body. , and he adopted it for his own use.

By the time the car stopped, Ji Changze had already figured out why the spiritual power that allowed people to cultivate immortality next door became superpowers when they traveled to modern times.

To put it bluntly, the body systems of people in the two worlds are different.

It's like using the same noodles for cooking, but someone makes steamed buns and someone makes noodles.

The world of cultivating immortals has probably always had a tradition of cultivating immortals. Spiritual power enters the body and starts practicing step by step, with the goal of ascending.

But things are different here in the modern world.

Although there are novels about cultivating immortals, no one thinks that it is really possible to become an immortal. Even if one obtains spiritual power, the spiritual power will go in the direction the master wishes.

As a result, abilities that are more suitable for the laws of this world appeared.

There are all kinds of things like Hercules, curses, things that can go up to the sky, and they can do anything. As far as Ji Changze knows, a five-year-old girl has awakened powers and can do a lot of things. Her attack technique is to wrap people up.

But now, Ji Changze, who knew the laws of the world, thought about it and guided the spiritual power in his body to make a few more turns.

The system who is used to pretending to be dead pretends to be dead: [Host, this kind of world has never been here before. Do you need to exchange your powers for me? There are also props in the system mall that can allow people to absorb spiritual power crazily and quickly increase the level of their abilities. Would the host want to use it? It’s very cheap, you just need...]

After discovering that Ji Changze was frantically absorbing spiritual power and rapidly increasing his power level, it silently shut up.

After a while, he appeared unwillingly: [Host, you are zu0'b-i...]

Ji Changze: [If I don't zu0'b-i, then what I learned in the previous world will be meaningless. Do you think there is anything wrong with this passage? 】

System: [...No. 】

[But host, when did you learn this? It stands to reason that only props from the system mall can have this effect. 】

Ji Changze thought for a while: [The 32nd world, you also said this when I was studying. 】

system:【……】

It silently pretended to be dead again.

"Boss, we're here, let's get out of the car. Hey, I don't know which naughty kid is causing trouble this time. Can't these kids watch less cartoons?"

"coming."

Ji Changze agreed, jumped out of the car lightly, and looked into the distance with squinted eyes.

It was late at night, but the front was blindingly bright. It was really blinding. Because it happened to be on the road, there was a traffic jam here. At this moment, everything was in chaos. The driver who was blocked got out of the car and was Looking over here, there are traffic police trying to maintain order.

The policemen in front were wearing welding masks and trying to look into the bright light. The teammates next to them could not help but cover their eyes.

"Is this caused by a person with superpowers? Or is it some new attack method?"

Ji Changze did not answer his words, and strode forward directly. When the police came to stop him, he took out his ID and showed it to the police.

After seeing him being released smoothly, his teammates also hurriedly stepped forward.

Still being stopped, the teammates quickly took out their IDs to show the police.

However, the policeman looked at them for a few seconds and then looked at them several times with a slightly complicated expression: "...I have never heard of this department."

Teammates: "???"

They pointed at Ji Changze who was walking towards the bright spot in front of him: "Then how can he get there?"

"He is also a policeman, so of course he can go there."

Teammates: "..."

Boss, did you secretly give a false witness?

Ji Changze, on the other hand, had already relied on the false evidence he had created with his supernatural powers to get through all the way and reached the bright place smoothly. The staff member who was trying to look inside saw him coming and quickly handed him a mask: "Put it on." This, otherwise you will go blind."

"OK, thanks."

Although he didn't need it, Ji Changze took it and politely thanked him, and then jumped down when the other party didn't react.

Jump jump jump jump -

Finally, the soles of his shoes touched the floor of the huge pit.

There was a shiny humanoid object lying on the ground. He went up and kicked it. When he didn't get a response, he took out his mobile phone and dialed his teammates.

Teammate: "Boss, you finally answered the phone. How are you inside? Are you a superpower? Do you need our support?"

Ji Changze: "The initial guess is that he is a person with supernatural powers. I kicked him and there was no response. He is probably dead and buried directly on the spot."

Humanoid object lying on the ground: "..."

Seeing Ji Changze actually hung up the phone, picked up a small shovel hanging on his waist and started digging soil and spreading it on him, he was clever and jumped up quickly to avoid being buried alive.

"Me, me, me, I'm still alive!!"

"I know."

Ji Changze answered calmly while digging the hole: "It doesn't matter, he will die in a while."

This person: "..."

There was an expression of disbelief on his shining face: "Aren't you from the alien team? Why do you have to sha're:n as soon as you come up?"

Shouldn't we first ask him what happened, why he was in such a big pit, why he was glowing, and why he fell here motionless?

As soon as it comes up, you have to bury the corpse.

"You disrupt public order and waste social resources. Isn't it normal for me to kill you?"

Ji Changze was fast and strong. He dug out a hole in a short time, pointed inside, and said to the superhuman who was still saying "I don't believe it, I don't believe it" on his face: "Okay, don't waste time. Go in yourself."

The superpower took a step back silently: "...I don't, you are deliberately committing murder, and I want to report you."

Ji Changze didn't say anything nonsense, he took out the wooden warehouse and pointed it at his forehead: "Go in by yourself, or should I beat you to death and put you in again?"

stranger:"……"

He sat tremblingly in the pit, tears streaming down his miserable face: "Are you really going to bury me alive?"

Ji Changze thought the same thing.

"You're right, it's not humane to bury you alive."

Seeing the light of hope burst out from the superpower's face like a glowing egg, he continued: "Then beat him to death and bury him."

Without waiting for the superhuman to react, Mucangkou aimed at his forehead.

The person with the superpower was so frightened that the hair on his body stood up, and the light on his body was frightened away. Without the light, the cave immediately became pitch black, and no one could see anyone.

The person above noticed that the light was gone and shouted: "What's going on down there? Are the colleagues who just went down there still? Call me back."

"Tsk."

In the darkness, the superpower heard the man making an impatient noise, and then he seemed to turn on the flashlight on his mobile phone, and the cave lit up again. The superpower who had been blinded by the light source on his body could not see the other person's face clearly. Only then did I realize that this man looked to be only a teenager.

Ji Changze, who was still a teenager but wanted to bury him alive, stretched out his leg and kicked him: "Get up and tell me why you are disturbing public order here."

Seeing him take out a familiar small notebook, bite open the pen holder, lower his head and start recording with an impatient expression, the superpower breathed a sigh of relief.

This is the familiar way to open it.

Every time you are caught by the alien insurance team, you must first explain your identity and then explain the reasons why you did what you did. After that, the sentence will be announced based on the severity of the circumstances.

He is already familiar with the ways.

"My name is Wang Can. I was born in a cold winter..."

Ji Changze interrupted directly: "Talk about superpowers."

Wang Can: "...My power is to emit intense light, sometimes accompanied by the ability to dissolve all objects. Today I fell in love with my girlfriend..."

Ji Changze interrupted again: "Superpower: glowing light bulb, occasionally used as sulfuric acid."

"Tell me, this is the first time I've caused trouble."

Wang Can, who was about to sadly talk about his tragic love: "...I can't remember clearly, but there was a reason before. The first time was because..."

Ji Changze raised his eyes coldly and glanced at him under the light of the mobile phone's flashlight.

Wang Can: "..."

"Three times, just three times."

Ji Changze: "Do you know that if you do this, ordinary people will know the existence of superpowers? Didn't our team make it clear when we first met that every superpower must ensure that their identity cannot be leaked to anyone?" Ordinary people?"

Wang Can: "I know, but..."

Ji Changze wrote directly in his notebook: "Know the law and break the law."

Wang Can: "??? No, sir, I didn't break the law, I just fell out of love today, and then I..."

Ji Changze raised his eyes and asked him: "Do you know that people with superpowers can't do things that will reveal their identity?"

Wang Can; "...know."

Ji Changze: "Then do you think it won't make news if you create such a big hole on the road and then lie in the hole like a light bulb causing a huge traffic jam?"

Wang Can's voice gradually weakened: "...but, but I have a reason..."

Ji Changze continued to write: "Knowing the law and breaking the law but refusing to plead guilty, the crime will be increased to the next level, and it is recommended to be shot directly."

Wang Can: "??? You can't write like that, that's not what I said! You are twisting my meaning, I want to report you!"

Ji Changze sneered.

In the dim environment, the sound of Mucang loading the gun accurately fell into Wang Can's ears.

Wang Can: "Sir, you are right. I was really too ignorant before. How could I influence the public because of my personal emotional problems? I really feel my mistake deeply and promise that I will never make it again in the future."

Ji Changze: "Pleaded guilty?"

"Plead guilty! I admit it!"

Wang Can carefully looked at the small notebook: "Sir, can you cross out the one that refused to plead guilty and the one that follows?"

Ji Changze glanced at him: "What benefit can you give me if I cross it out?"

grass! The people in this heterosexual insurance group are so good!

She actually wanted benefits from him, which really ruined this young and handsome face.

Wang Can cursed in his heart, reluctantly took out his wallet and handed it forward: "There are 10,000 yuan in it, all for you."

"Ah."

In the dim pit, a sneer that made Wang Can's hair bristle came again.

Ji Changze: "If you expose the staff, it will be an additional crime."

Wang Can: "...Isn't this what you asked me for just now???"

"Freely slander and accuse staff members, and then do it one more time."

Wang Can shut up decisively.

But just because he shut up didn't mean Ji Changze would let him go. He took off the backpack he was carrying and pretended to dig something out of it. In fact, he used his superpower to condense a light bulb.

After taking out the light bulb, he patted Wang Can's face and said, "Open your mouth."

Wang Can was afraid that he would do something wrong again, so he could only grit his teeth and open his mouth.

Then Ji Changze stuffed the light bulb into his mouth.

Wang Can: "???"

He frantically tried to take out the light bulb, but it turned out that the light bulb, which was easy to get in, couldn't be taken out. He could only whine and worry.

While he was anxious, Ji Changze directly hung wires on him, and then patted his head: "Adjust your brightness to the light bulb. It must be the brightest, and it can only be on the light bulb."

Wang Can: "???"

He won't.

He is the most useless superpower, and he has never thought about practicing his superpower. Every time he gets into trouble, it is because he fails to control the brightness in his body. Moreover, even if he really practices, he concentrates the brightness on a light bulb. It's too difficult to get on.

However, he whined and couldn't tell that he wouldn't come. He could only watch Ji Changze's face full of "How dare you not cooperate with me", and his expression gradually turned cold.

Ji Changze: "Okay, count to ten. If you can't do it, you will die."

Mucangkou touched Wang Can's forehead again.

Ji Changze didn't talk nonsense at all and started counting directly.

"Nineteen eight seven six five four..."

Wang Can: Damn you, you are counting so fast. I suspect you just want to kill me! !

He didn't know if his desire for life was too strong. He gritted his teeth and his mind was confused, and he actually managed to make the light bulb gradually turn on.

"It would be fine if we just cooperated earlier."

The cruel and ruthless demon king is still complaining that Wang Can is wasting too much time.

Wang Can was almost scared to death. Wang Can, who had never tried to control his own powers before, said: "..."

What do you know! !

I didn’t know how to do anything before, but now I can do it because I was scared, okay? !

However, there was still a light bulb in his mouth, and he couldn't speak at all. He could only watch with grief and anger as Ji Changze took out his backpack and poured out a pile of broken mirrors on the ground.

Wait, why do you have so many mirrors in your bag?

Forget about the palm-sized ones, this mirror is almost half the size of a person. How did you take it out of the backpack? ?

He almost stared his eyes out, but it was useless. Ji Changze didn't even look at him, let alone answer his questions.

After finishing all the mirrors he took out of his backpack, he shouted to the top: "It's okay down there, please pull us up."

Above, the teammates who finally sneaked in heard Ji Changze's voice and quickly threw down a rope. Ji Changze took the rope off.

Teammates: "???"

"Boss, what's wrong? What happened down there?"

"It's okay." Ji Changze shouted to the top while busy tying up people: "This kid is dishonest, I will tie him up."

Wang Can, who was so frightened that he didn't dare to move a step, for fear that he would accidentally anger Ji Changze and be fooled by Wang Can: "..."

The person whose mouth was gagged by the light bulb had no right to speak. He could only let Ji Changze tie him up in grief and anger, and then tied him to another rope thrown down from above.

When he was lifted up, Wang Can almost thought he was a rice dumpling, spinning in circles in the air and being lifted up bit by bit.

When he was lifting it up, he could still hear the people in the heterosexual team complaining about his weight.

"This guy needs to lose weight. Why is he so heavy? Damn it, why is there a light bulb in his mouth? It's so flashy. Brother, why are you eating light bulbs like this? You can't think about it."

Wang Can: “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

"Oh, I just said a few words and why did I cry? It's not like that. People, who doesn't have a special hobby? If you like to eat light bulbs, just eat them. Don't worry, we people have seen the storms and waves. No. I’ll look at you in a strange way.”

Wang Can: "Woooooooo!!"

"Hahahaha, it's okay, no need to express gratitude, we are all Chinese, it's okay."

Wang Can: "..."

He gave up the struggle.

When Ji Changze came up, he saw this guy standing there with a lifeless expression, as straight as a zombie. His teammates saw him coming up and quickly gathered around him.

"Boss, what's going on? Is this the person who just showed light?"

Ji Changze: "After this person fell in love, he suffered mental disorder due to the severe shock. In the state of dementia, he mistakenly thought that he was a big shining light bulb, so he secretly dug a hole, hid in it and bit the light bulb. Through the principle of mirror reflection, the light bulb The light was focused together, and finally it emitted such a dazzling light.”

Wang Can: "..."

Teammates: "..."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

One of the teammates glanced at Wang Can secretly, then quietly ran to Ji Changze and whispered: "Boss, in this case, this person is an ordinary person? Then do we have to leave quickly and leave him to the local police?" .cha?"

Ji Changze looked at him as if he were a fool, raised his hand and slapped him on the head: "Are you stupid? The version I just said is for you to say to ordinary people, you! When! Have you seen it before! A light bulb! It shines so brightly!”

Every exclamation is a slap in the face.

Wang Can, who was still sighing that he was so miserable and miserable after being broken up in love, met such a demon. When he saw the demon, no, Ji Changze was so cruel to his own people, he felt a strange sense of comfort in his heart.

But soon he could no longer be comforted.

Balabala, a member of the alien security team, told the police what Ji Changze had just said, and the policemen suddenly looked strangely in their eyes when they looked at Wang Can, who was tied up by Wuhuada.

They took a flashlight and looked down. This time there was no strong light blocking them, and they were able to spot the broken mirrors and shovels at the bottom of the pit very smoothly. There were so many mirrors, and it seemed that they had been planning for a long time.

Although this statement is nonsense, in this magical world where the news looks like a movie, no weird things seem to be so unbelievable. So, Wang Can, who still had a shining light bulb in his mouth, was just like this. Definition: A psychopath who has just lost his love and is deeply affected by his mental disorder. He treats himself as a lightbulb.

The car owners who were stuck here, and the reporters who came here after hearing that there was a big traffic jam due to an unknown luminous object, witnessed the scene of the mentally ill being put into the police car.

The policeman kindly stood in front of the reporter and asked the reporters not to turn on the flashlight: "The patient's mood is very unstable. Please don't turn on the flashlight to stimulate him. Thank you, thank you for your cooperation."

Wang Can looked numb: "..."

Thank you. Now reporters know that I am a mental patient and very emotionally unstable.

The first thing on the local news homepage the next day was this incident.

The comments below were full of hahaha, and some people formed a team to try to check in the big hole that was dug.

"Hahahahahahaha I was laughing so hard. Although this guy is very sympathetic, I really can't help it hahahahaha."

"No, what kind of operation is it to treat yourself as a light bulb when you are broken in love? This is too hahahahahaha."

"Facts have proven that if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you are not afraid of becoming a mental patient. You can use the various refraction of the mirror and the size of the hole to brighten the light of the light bulb to that level. The minimum is 211."

"I experimented in my yard last night, and the light was not very big. I want to ask the master, did I dig the hole too shallow?"

"Hahahahaha, buddy, now the whole world knows that you are lovelorn, it's so miserable."

Wang Can: "...Do you have to humiliate me by reading these comments with an expressionless face and no emotion?"

Ji Changze took off his phone with a cold look on his face.

"I'm not interested in humiliating you. I'm just kindly letting you see how others view you. Don't you think you should thank me?"

Wang Can gritted his teeth: "I really thank you!!"

"You're welcome."

Ji Changze: "Since you can still be grateful to me, it seems that you are not hopeless. You can still be saved. I can remove your third felony."

Wang Can: "...Aren't you from the alien protection team?! Isn't your mission to protect us?!!"

Ji Changze: "It seems that you are mistaken. The mission of the special protection team has never been to protect people with special abilities like you."

"We just ensure that the existence of superpowers will not be revealed to ordinary people."

"Don't worry, with our paranormal protection team handling the aftermath, no one will ever think that you are a superpower."

Wang Can: "..."

No one thought of it, and now everyone thinks he is a mentally ill patient who suffered a broken love.

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