Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

"Lemon, lemon essence?"

The four parents of the little devils could not see them before, but they could clearly see the lemons that suddenly appeared on the ground. They stood in front of their children with vigilance and fear on their faces.

"Not lemonade, just what they are."

Ji Changze put these lemons together and looked at them carefully. He had to say that they looked really good, with bright color and smooth skin. They looked delicious at first glance, but when he thought of their smelly appearance before, Ji Changze suddenly lost his appetite.

Seeing that these lemons didn't seem to have any lethality, Wang's father boldly approached them cautiously: "Aren't they just childish things? Why have they turned into lemons?"

Speaking of this, Ji Changze perked up and had something to say.

"This is just their state after death. Because they died in our world, their death state will be close to their essence."

Father Wang: "...their essence is lemons?"

"We can't say that. We can only say that their essence is close to lemons in the human world." Ji Changze picked up a lemon and showed it to him: "Humans see everything through their eyes. In our eyes, this is a lemon. But maybe if you switch to other animals with stronger acuity, they will look different."

Father Wang: "Then what we see is correct, or what other animals see is correct?"

"There is no right or wrong, every creature has a different perspective."

Ji Changze packed up the lemons one by one, stood up and said: "They provoked this. Logically speaking, they should go to the world of Tong Sui to solve it themselves. Even if I solve these Tong Sui, the matter is not over yet."

The two parents who originally thought the matter was over were suddenly shocked.

What? Isn't it over yet? ?

Ji Changze was very confident: "Otherwise, why didn't I help them solve it before? They have been to another dimension. Even if Tong Chuan dies, there will still be other things coming to the door."

The two children turned pale.

The parents were also extremely anxious and quickly asked: "Where have you been??"

The torture they endured during this period and Ji Changze's "intimidation" made the two children dare not hide anything, and tremblingly told them where they provoked these children.

They had heard before that there was a haunted house near the school. It was said that someone had died in it. The person lived alone and had no relatives or friends. He died there for several months and his body was discovered after it had rotted into a state of disgrace.

Because people had died in the house, and the death was so miserable, no one was willing to buy it. Some homeless people used that place as a resting place, and they would make beds on the floor in twos and threes at night.

It used to be fine, but from one day onwards, those homeless people started going crazy one after another.

"crazy?"

Ji Changze took out his notebook again and asked, "Why are you so crazy?"

Han Qiao's face was full of fear. What he once heard as a story seemed to have become a memory that he wanted to forget after he met Tong Suan.

"Everyone is crazy in a different way, but they will only repeat one action and say the same sentence. We have seen one of the crazy people, so we were curious to see what it was. After entering Nothing happened, we went home thinking it was nothing, and then the next day, those things appeared."

If the action is the same...

Ji Changze touched his chin and had some speculation in his heart.

"I'm afraid you are entering a haunted house."

Hearing these two words already makes people's hair stand on end.

Han Qiao stammered and repeated: "Yin, Yin House... does it mean the place where ghosts live?"

"Roughly the same."

Ji Changze tore off two pages and showed them to them.

He lifted the page on the left: "Make a place, this is the dimension we live in."

Lifting the right side again: "This is the dimension where those things live."

After speaking, he put the two pieces of paper face to face without superimposing: "It seems that the dimensions of the two are the same, but in fact they cannot touch each other at all. Our planet has gone through so much, and there are countless dead creatures. If I must say, There are many more inhabitants in their dimension than there are in our dimension.”

The king's father seemed to understand, but he still agreed: "What I'm saying is that I don't know how many people have died throughout the ages. If these people can really become ghosts, the dimension that Teacher Ji mentioned will definitely be overcrowded."

"Not only that, there are other animals too."

The royal father was stunned: "Don't only humans have souls?"

"Who said that? It's all life. How come only humans have souls? It must be that not only humans can go to that dimension after death. Dinosaurs, elephants and even fish, as long as they are alive, they can produce energy bodies after death. So in fact Their dimensions are very crowded, but fortunately, except for people, those animals have no obsession with maintaining a certain shape. Most of them are just streaks of black light, so that dimension is actually composed of black. It is not dark and dawn in our dimension, but is Black light is everywhere, above, below, left, and right. Some black lights will slowly dissipate when they feel boring. "

"The place is crowded, and most animals don't care. Some humans who still have memories of their lives are not happy, so they will find a way to return to their previous residence. Such situations are relatively rare. After all, not every human being is satisfied. I found the coordinates of my lifetime residence in the world of black light.”

Ji Changze superimposed the two pieces of paper together: "When they are found and live in it, it will be the haunted house. Because it lives with its former owner, in terms of belonging, it belongs to both our dimension and the ghost dimension. If someone goes in, they will probably be pulled into the dimension of the owner of the underworld house. This house belongs to it, and it has absolute control over it. Humans can't do anything about it. As for what you said, it was fine before, but then those people suddenly Crazy, I speculated that when nothing happened, the owner of the house was still looking for coordinates in another dimension.

Think about it, if it were you who arrived in a strange place and found your way home after all the hard work, only to find that your home had been taken over by some strangers, how would you feel? Will be very angry? These homeless people are naturally used to vent their anger. "

The two students turned pale when they heard this: "Then we, will we also be used to vent our anger?"

Ji Changze squinted at the two of them for a few seconds: "The situation is different. You didn't want to live in that house. You just walked around and left. If the owner of the Yin Mansion doesn't take action against you, it means that it is not the kind to kill anyone on sight. , or it may be because you are young, and humans who have just died are generally more tolerant of younger creatures."

"But if that's the case, why do Qiao Qiao and the others get into trouble?" Mother Han asked urgently.

Ji Changze: "That's what the Yin House is like. Since people from our dimension can enter, things from other dimensions can naturally enter. If the owner of the house doesn't take action, it doesn't mean that the things living in that dimension are not interested in Han Qiao and the others. You know, for For them, Han Qiao and Wang Zhengjiao are their tourist visas now. If you want to come here, you have to pass through their bodies. If you don’t have any malicious intentions, just take the visa and leave. It’s hard to say if you have bad intentions. "

In other words, Han Qiao and Wang Zhengjiao were completely exposed in another dimension, and anyone could come to them.

Both of their faces turned green.

This time, it was only eight children who could torture them to this point. If it were changed to the entire dimension...

"Teacher Ji, Teacher Ji, please save us. Please, Teacher Ji, I will never dare to secretly play with my phone in your class again."

Ji Changze; "Oh...it turns out you used to play with your mobile phone in my class before. I thought you just ate snacks and read novels and fell asleep."

Two people: "..."

In the end, Ji Changze agreed to take them to the owner of the Yin Mansion to intercede and let him close the door to another dimension.

Mainly, he was also curious about how the owner of the house made those homeless people crazy.

This Yin Mansion was even more luxurious than Ji Changze had imagined. It was a small villa with overgrown weeds outside. It was broad daylight and there was not much sunlight shining on it. It was so eerie that it fit the name of the Yin Mansion.

Wang Zhengjiao and Han Qiao hid behind him timidly: "Teacher Ji, Teacher Ji, do we want to go in too?"

"Of course, I am also your teacher after all. Of course I will bring you here for such educational things."

Wang Zhengjiao and Han Qiao: "...educational significance..."

What educational significance can there be in visiting a place where ghosts live...

Ji Changze: "You'll know when you go in. By the way, be polite when you go in, and speak politely. Don't let others think that the students I brought out are rude."

The two of them nodded like crazy chickens pecking at rice.

Ji Changze opened the door, faced the empty scene inside, and asked in a polite and consultative manner: "Hello, excuse me, could you please help me close the door on my student?"

There was no movement in the room.

Han Qiao asked tremblingly: "Teacher, is it not at home..."

Ji Changze turned to him and smiled gently: "You'll know after you try it."

After saying that, he picked up the chair on the ground and split it in half with his bare hands.

Two students: "!!!???"

As soon as the chair was broken, the closed windows suddenly shook violently, and strong winds from nowhere blew in, making the two students unable to open their eyes.

Ji Changze was not afraid of the wind, but he also knew that he had angered the owner of the ghost house by smashing the chair just now, so he cooperated and closed his eyes, intending to see what it wanted to do.

The wind stopped after blowing for a while, and the three of them slowly opened their eyes.

As soon as they opened their eyes for a second, Han Qiao and Wang Zhengjiao were so frightened that they fell to the ground and stared at everything in front of them with dumbfounded eyes: "This is..."

——Thousands of troops.

"Kill!!!!!"

In just an instant, this place turned into a battlefield, with soldiers wearing armor and holding weapons fighting bloody battles.

They also discovered three people who were incompatible with each other, and both parties were stunned.

"What's going on? Who is this?"

"Fancy clothes, there must be something fishy, ​​kill!"

After saying that, both sides came towards them with weapons raised to fight. The two students screamed in fear and fled, but Ji Changze stood there without any fear on his face.

He was even in the mood to find fault: "The soldiers on the left are dressed in Tang Dynasty clothes, and the soldiers on the right are dressed in Qin Dynasty clothes. How could these two dynasties be at war eight hundred years apart? It's fake."

The soldiers stood still for a moment and disappeared in an instant.

There was another strong wind, and the three of them closed their eyes again. When they opened their eyes again, they were surrounded by cries for help. Looking down, they were already in the sea. Next to them was a large ship that was slowly becoming silent, and all around them were people with ferocious faces. The crocodile is now opening its bloody mouth towards the people in the sea.

The two students screamed in fright again and struggled desperately in the water.

Ji Changze still looked calm: "The alligator, a freshwater creature, how can it appear in the sea? It's fake."

The crocodiles paused and disappeared again.

Then, the wind started to blow again, and then the scene changed again.

But no matter what the scene is, Ji Changze can always find something wrong.

"Cows are color blind. Don't tell me you gave us red cloth. Even if you dye us all red, it won't be able to rush over so manically. It's fake."

"Have you only seen foreign zombie movies? How could the zombies in our country all look like foreigners? They are fake."

"This is a ball python. It can only be 2.2 meters long at its maximum. You are taller than a building. Do you think its genes are just for decoration? That's fake."

Ten minutes later, the wind finally stopped blowing.

A man with a pale face and black-rimmed glasses who looked like a normal middle-aged man stood on the second floor and angrily cursed at them downstairs: "You idiot!! You know nothing, I am Stand up! Stand up, you know! If you have the ability, don’t just beep.”

"oh."

Ji Changze remained calm: "I won't go up, I'll just beep."

The middle-aged man was so angry that he was trembling all over: "You are so stubborn and you still want my help? Go home and play with the cat stick! I won't help these two children, get out of here!!"

Ji Changze: "You really don't want to help?"

The middle-aged male ghost sneered: "I won't help!"

"Okay, you forced me to do this."

Ji Changze also sneered: "I didn't want to use such a cruel method to deal with you. If you insist on toasting and not eating, then I will not be polite."

The two students, who had been tortured by their previous fantasies, were shocked when they heard this.

Teacher Ji, is the fight finally about to begin?

Are they going to witness various spell fights?

Ji Changze took out a small book, took a deep breath, and spoke under the vigilant gaze of the middle-aged male ghost:

"The author must be a primary school student. What kind of stuff is he writing about?"

The middle-aged male ghost's expression changed; "No more reading!!"

Ji Changze continued:

"The water injection is so obvious that you can't feel the tight rhythm of the plot at all. The author should practice hard."

"I really don't know why articles like this can appear on the good list. Is the author just a scumbag?"

"Haha, what kind of bullshit did you write? Negative points."

"I seem to have read this plot somewhere. You must have copied it."

The middle-aged man's ghostly voice became shrill: "I fucking told you to stop reading!!!"

Ji Changze raised his eyes and glanced at him, and saw that his body was getting more and more swollen, gradually turning from the size of a normal person into a ball. He lowered his head and continued to read as if nothing had happened:

“I really don’t understand why such an ugly article has so many comments.”

"The author is too conceited. He won't let you talk about his bad writing. What's wrong with not buying your article? Isn't it just for people to read it?"

"Haha, rubbish."

The middle-aged male ghost was so angry that he turned into a huge ball.

Ji Changze saw that it was almost done, so he put it away when he was satisfied, and put away the small notebook: "I have found out clearly that your occupation is a novel author. If you don't help, believe it or not, I can read it to these readers' negative comments. Three days and three nights.”

Middle-aged male ghost: "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! You devil!!"

It expanded, expanded, and continued to expand. With a bang, it exploded in front of the three people. The wind was strong and dust was everywhere. They could only hear it talking super loudly.

"You don't understand our author's strong yet fragile heart!! Even if I die, I will stick to my ideas!!!!"

——"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The wind stopped, and Ji Changze saw clearly where the middle-aged male ghost had been. Standing there was a pigeon with white hair and glasses.

The pigeon flapped its wings angrily, flew over and scolded him: "Coo coo coo coo!! Coo coo coo!!"

Ji Changze stretched out his hand and caught it in his palm.

"As expected, it is very fragile, and the negative score has returned to its true nature."

He turned around and said to the two students who were stunned: "Did you see it? Knowledge is power. Look, didn't the teacher use knowledge to convince it to help?"