Entertainment: Start grouping CP from the life you long for

Chapter 15

"But then again, you kid, even if you're handsome, you're so talented, you can let us live like this?".

Huang Lei teased as soon as he spoke.

"Yes, yes, brother, give me a way to live" Peng Peng and Dahua also hurriedly came over.

Seeing this, Xuanwu spread out his hands and said helplessly: "God is full of wisdom to the world, but it's a pity that you have an umbrella, and I can't help it!".

"Copy guys!".

This time, a few people are gone, Xuanwu directly opened the group taunting skill, and now it's better to slip away first!

"emmmm, people sit at home, mock ??? from the mushroom house".

"Looks like I hit the umbrella ????."

"Teacher Huang, him!

"Hahahaha...... The small pot pot is so skinny. "

......

I don't know if it was Xuanwu's mouth that opened up or God laughed out of tears, a few people just ran two steps, and it turned out to be raining.

Huang Lei said: "It's raining, let's move the battlefield! "

"Don't, it's all wisdom, go on!" Xuanwu said again.

"I'll beat you up later. "

After the joke ended, everyone was not idle, everyone began to get busy, and moved all the tableware for eating to the house, and the staff of the program team put on raincoats and carried their own cameras, in the rain, and continued to shoot. It's really hard!

Everyone slapped the raindrops in their hair and prepared to enter the house, while Xuanwu glanced at the sheep and chicken pens and had no place to shelter from the rain.

I subconsciously ran towards the tool room and found a large piece of plastic paper.

As if he knew what he was going to do, Reba silently ran to help.

"Come, I'll help you," Reba took the initiative to pull the other end of the plastic sheet, and the two of them carried the plastic paper towards the top of the sheepfold and the chicken pen.

He Jiong saw this scene, pointed outside, and sighed to Huang Lei: "Teacher Huang, you see, this kid really has a heart, I'm afraid of drenching our chickens and sheep, Xiao Wu was the first to think of building a canopy for them." It's so warm!".

"yes, this kid really saves us a lot of worry. Huang Lei nodded in response.

Xuanwu quickly disposed of his own end, and took a few large bricks and pressed them against the edge of the plastic paper. Then he ran to Reba's side, stood behind Reba, and helped Gai Na's side.

But at this time, the movements of the two were very ambiguous, Reba stood in Xuanwu's arms, which was already a lot taller than Reba, and at this time stood behind her and circled Reba tightly. At this time, Xuanwu's boyfriend was full of strength.

However, Xuanwu, who was serious about building a tent, didn't care about this scene, so he thought about quickly setting up and going back to the house to hide from the rain.

Reba began to be a nymphomaniac again, standing in his arms and covering his face and smirking.

Xuanwu quickly set it up, not so much Reba and the others built it, but Xuanwu built it himself. The rest of Reba was a giggle. Nothing was done.

The rain was still dripping, and Xuanwu bent down next to Reba's ear and deliberately shouted, "Cockroaches." There are cockroaches!".

"Ah......... Where, where?" Reba stomped his feet in fright. By the time she reacted, Xuanwu had already slipped away.

"Really, naïve!" Reba then ran into the house.

When He Jiong saw the two of them coming, he had already taken two towels and waited at the door.

"Here, wipe it quickly, don't catch a cold!" handed each of them one to each of them, chattering in his mouth.

"Thank you, Mr. He," Xuanwu took the towel and wiped his rain-soaked hair.

"Thank you, Mr. He!" Reba nodded.

Live room.

"Oh my God, does the little brother have to be so flirtatious?

"Wow! I'm almost going to fall at this moment!".

"I really want to touch my little brother's chest, the clothes that are soaked in the rain are attached to him, the abdominal muscles are looming, it's so sexy!".

"Ah......... I'm bleeding from my nose!".

Xuanwu wiped his hair, and he could fascinate everyone, but you can imagine how many people would have nosebleeds if Xuanwu went swimming!

Haha.........

They all went back to the house, and at this time, the camera PD can also go back to the shed to hide from the rain, after all, there are countless cameras in the house, so there is no need for their respective camera PD to follow.

At this time, He Jiong looked at his watch, it was only nine o'clock in the evening, and it was still early, so he turned around and clapped his hands at them and shouted: "Come on, let's sit down and prepare a show, right?"

He Jiong's clapping attracted the attention of Xuanwu and them, and they all walked to Teacher He's side and sat in a circle around the square table.

Reba proposed, "Shall we tell a joke one by one?" and continued with a finger: "Finally, take a person from us who doesn't tell funny and accept the punishment." "

"What kind of punishment?" asked Peng Peng, from the side.

"Enmmmm, I'd like to think about it," Reba said, biting a finger.

At this time, Xuanwu, who was sitting next to Reba, spoke up, and the punishment was: the loser found anyone present, and slapped his (her) shoulder while shyly saying, "Ouch! You are so annoying!".

Huang Lei and Dahua had disgusted expressions on their faces, it was really hard to imagine what it would be like for a big man to say that sentence from his mouth, and besides, he was not a sissy.

He Jiong, Reba and Peng Peng applauded excitedly.

After all, He Jiong has hosted variety shows for more than 20 years, and when it comes to playing games, he really hasn't lost, and he is still very confident in his game experience.

Reba and Peng Peng are not even afraid!

He Jiong asked, "Then who will say it first?"

"I, I, I, I'll say first. Peng Peng said positively raising his hand.

"Okay, that starts with you. He Jiong said. Others stared at Peng Peng and listened quietly.

Once upon a time, a boy had a crush on a girl, and he mustered up the courage to ask what kind of boy the girl liked

"Just fall in love," the girl said.

The boy asked several more times, and got the same answer.

In the end, the boy was deflated and said, "Is it okay to have a flat head?"

"I'm done. Peng Peng laughed.

The other four laughed, making Xuanwu stunned.

Is it really that funny?

Why can't I get that point?

Next is Huang Lei, "The feet of the two girls in the dormitory are more smelly than anyone, one girl said, if I take off my shoes, you all have to run, and the other girl said, if I take off my shoes, none of you will run." "I'm done. "

Everyone laughed again, but Xuanwu felt very cold, he couldn't laugh at all, and he felt very painful.

Then there was Reba: Once upon a time, there was an elk playing in the deep forest, and suddenly realized that he was lost, so he called his good friend giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost and spicy!" The giraffe said, "Hey, I'm spicy giraffe!"

"Hahaha.........

"Poof.........

Then there is He Jiong, Dahua.

After listening to them, Reba's tears of laughter were about to come out, and he touched Xuanwu with his arm, "It's your turn, it's your turn!".

Well, since you're all telling bad jokes, I'll tell you a bad joke too.

Xuanwu said, "One Piece, have you seen it all?".

"Uh-huh, I've seen it. "

"There's a sentence in the middle that you must know, I, Luffy, want to be the king of the pirates. "

"Uh-huh, and then what?".

"Then the people of Shanghai have been burglar-proof!".

No one laughed at this time, Xuanwu was very pleased, it seemed that he was in the rank of cold jokes. Everyone's comprehension is about the same.

When Xuanwu was happy that he was gregarious, Reba exclaimed, "Ah, I see, it turned out to be Shanghai, the king of thieves!haha, it's so funny!".