Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251

Yu Yu woke up early in the morning, a little hungry, took out his phone, picked several dishes, and checked out.

"Insufficient balance!"

Reluctant to delete two dishes, check out,

"Insufficient balance!"

Only one dish left, check out,

"Insufficient balance!"

"I'll rub it! Eat noodles head office, right?!"

However...the balance is still insufficient.

What is the most painful thing about not being able to find a job? Too free? boring? Flustered? NO! No money!

When I opened the refrigerator, there were only a few apples, and I ate three at one go. However, there was no use for eggs!

Lie on the balcony, thinking about how to make money, suddenly his eyes are fixed.

The girl downstairs was carrying takeaways and holding an umbrella. She walked from the gate to Ping Ting. The big bag, visually, at least four dishes!

…

When Shu Shu walked to the fourth floor, she saw the two hundred and fifty-one hands upstairs on her door, posing a handsome pose, and shook her hair when she came over.

Shu Shu: "..."

Pretend to be thunderous!

"What are you doing?"

"Cengfan!" So shameless!

"Upstairs and downstairs, help each other! I know, you are a good person!"

Shu Shu nodded and smiled slightly.

"Okay!"

"You are a great person!"

Open the door, the man is about to go in, Shu Shu stops him.

"what happened?"

"You are waiting at the door!"

"Why?"

"Don't you know that you can't just enter the single women's dormitory?!"

"!!!" Does it make me funny if you invite me to dinner? !

"Didn't you say you don't treat me like a man..." What a fish that you don't want to eat in principle!

"Shemales are also very dangerous!"

"you…"

"You wait, I will leave one dish, and the rest will be yours!"

Yu Yu blinked, so good?

"No need, just give me two! No, one meat dish will do, I like meat!"

"It's okay, I'm not hungry today anyway!"

Put it on the table, Shu Shu took out a box, and gave him the rest.

"You don't want rice?!" Yu Yu was at the door, witnessing that she only took out one box without making any fakes or adding anything to the remaining boxes!

Almost saved the gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain.

"There is only one box, you can eat it, I'm really not hungry!"

Yu Yu was so touched that he never said that it was two hundred and five downstairs! She is so kind, so loving neighbor, so touching!

Yu Yu left the meal to her, of course he would not be so wicked that he would take everything away!

After he left, Shu Shu closed the door and smiled silently.

Excitedly put the bags on the table, take out boxes and boxes expectantly, line them up, and uncover the first one.

"!!!"

vegetable salad? What the hell? ! Push this away gently, eat this downstairs at noon? !

Opened the second box again,

"!!!"

White water? ! No, there is a slice of greens inside...

Pushing away, dragging past the third box, what are you eating downstairs every day? !

"!!!"

Damn it! durian! !

Shu Shu sat at the dinner table and opened the box. There was a stew inside. She didn't like meat, but because she often stayed at home, she lacked exercise. So every time I order one piece of meat, of course, I only order one, and I can eat one bite at a time.

Through the ceiling, I can think of the current degree of madness upstairs.

He picked up the chopsticks, took a bite, frowned, and put it down again.

This is the legendary one that hurts one thousand enemies and hurts eight hundred?

Hemp, just hurt each other!

…

Yu Yu was wearing a costume and lay down on the ground. Yes, he is now an extra, an extra who pretends to be dead!

It's numb, in order to eat the meat as soon as possible, Yu Ye has no face!

Silently watching the male lead Mu Xiu, who was surrounded by everyone after the filming, when would I be able to become like this? ! No one knows why he has a good day, but he has to be a star!

In fact, everyone didn't believe it, our Lord Yu had a dream of being a movie king since we were young!

Of course, in the final analysis, it can also be said to be panic!

After receiving the salary and leaving, the fans who were blocked outside were shocked as soon as he went out.

Yu Yu straightened his clothes and walked out, just listening.

"Mu Xiu! Mu Xiu!"

"Mu Xiu, I love you!"

…

What a pity!

After walking another distance, I saw two girls panic coming over, and one of them ran into him.

"sorry Sorry!"

"It's okay..." Why is the attitude so good? Because he is in a low mood.

"Ah! So handsome! Are you a star?"

Yu Yu felt even lower, "No, I am an extra!"

The two girls insisted on taking pictures of him, Yu Yu followed them, and the big fish in such a depressed mood didn't want to spray anymore!

…

After I went back, I was lying on the bed, feeling depressed, and felt that I was afraid that I would not be a movie king for five years! I have to go back in five years!

Shu Shu was doing yoga at home, and the phone rang. Seeing that the sender turned out to be the one upstairs, she changed the note and opened it.

"Two hundred and five upstairs: A good life is meaningless!"

Shu Shu's news came back quickly, Yu Yu opened,

"Two hundred and five downstairs: Pretending to be struck by lightning."

There was not a single punctuation mark, Yu Yu was shocked and angered back.

"Two hundred and five upstairs: an inhumane man!"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: Haha, shemale."

"Two hundred and five upstairs: Hey hey hey, you really won't get married like this!"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: Why do you care so much about whether I can marry or not, and have a crush on me?"

"Two hundred and five upstairs: Damn it! You are so shameless!"

…

The two of you come and I will go. As for the depression, Yu Ye said,

What the **** is that? ! Can you eat it? !

Yu Yu, who was out of depression, found a wave of surprises waiting for him the next day!

He is on a hot search! !

Shu Shu woke up, opened Weibo, and wanted to see if there were any interesting messages on the two accounts, but he was taken aback by the hot search.

Isn't this the two hundred and five upstairs? !

Damn it! Extras? Then why take him to the classmate meeting to pretend to be coercive? !

…

And upstairs.

Half-dreaming and half-awake Yu Yu took the phone that kept ringing, "Hello? Who?"

"Big fish! Ability, hot search!" The agent's voice was very excited, of course, Yu Yu certainly can't pretend to know nothing, turned on the PA and opened Weibo. I saw the above article # this年頭見際勢動動們都最帅了#, which stands there as a well-behaved, cute, calm but very charming...

"Oh, coincidence!" Yu Yu said modestly.

"It's okay, now some people have noticed you, the company will help you tweet on Weibo, remember to post some nice photos these two days!"

"Oh oh," he obediently answered.

That night #余羽# was on the hot search, and clicking on it was the selfie he sent, which looked like a "warm man".

Shu Shu almost vomited out the water he drank. After thinking about it, forget it, upstairs and downstairs, it caused him to fail the audition, and he couldn't afford to eat!

Opened Du Ji Tang Weibo, followed him, and reposted the latest one without saying anything.

Du Da is actually paying attention to an extra actor who can't even be counted as an 18th line? !

Yu Yu upstairs hadn't recovered from the huge increase in Weibo fans, and saw that Du Da reposted his Weibo...

With such a repost without saying anything, Yu Yu transformed from a vacuum extra to a small transparent eighteenth line... a star?

The next day, he changed into his clothes and went to audition for a male...n number in a TV series.

When I came back, I bought a bunch of fruits and knocked on the door on the fourth floor.

"What's wrong?"

"Let me go, how many masks do you put on a day?!"

"Leave me alone!"

"Forget it, I haven't seen a woman lazier than me!"

Shu Shu patted the mask, "I am still diligent with my beautiful face!"

Yu Yu: "..."

"What's the matter with you?"

"Hello, the fruit I bought for you!"

Shu Shu squinted at him, "What conspiracy? Or is it poisoned?"

"I'm so unbelievable?!"

Shu Shu nodded.

Yu Yu picked up the fruit and turned around. What kind of wind did Lao Tzu get to buy fruit for this 250? !

I almost forgot the virtues of this guy, Yu Yu, are you short-sighted? !