Don’t Be a Kept Man

As soon as this barrage came out, it seemed as if a boulder entered the water, causing countless splashes.

[No, no, no, the point is what happened just now, so I walked away for a while, and then Li Silu screamed, and a chicken popped out of the haystack. Mom’s live broadcast couldn’t go back, I froze for a long time]

[Same, I didn’t know what happened just now]

[I just wanted to say something, but I didn’t see anything. As a result, you guys didn’t speak. I thought I accidentally closed the barrage hhh]

[Chen Yi just swished, hit a chicken with a small stone, my mother is so handsome, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! That look, that temperament! ! ! I would say that he is deeply hidden and does not reveal his superior demeanor! Who just sprayed me, come out and die! 】

[Oh! Ouch! Ouch! I recorded the screen! Leave the address, and the sisters who need it will pick it up! ! ! 】

[Does he not have to lose money for killing someone’s chicken? It’s not a pheasant at first sight]

[I look a bit like a domestic one]

When the incident happened suddenly, the program team had just reacted, and hurriedly sent someone to ask about the situation. Li Silu was dumbfounded for a moment, looked at the cock, and then looked at Chen Yi again, unable to speak for a long time.

Zhao Keyi was stunned and gave Chen Yi a thumbs up, shocked to speak: "...My God, you are too awesome!"

Fu Xiunian just wanted to say something, only to see Chen Yi beckoning to himself, he did not know why he stepped forward, and the other party suddenly reached out and gently tidyed the hat on his sweater for him, and his warm fingertips inadvertently wiped his face. By the side, the tips of the ears are red, and the heart and liver tremble...

Then with a swish, Chen Yi pulled out his hat string and tied the chicken.

Fu Xiunian: "..." I was shaking with anger.

Chen Yi used a hat rope to tie a bundle of chicken feet, and he handed it to Fu Xiunian after the tie: "Come here, carry it."

Fu Xiunian didn't move. He refused in his heart. He lowered his head and kicked the little stone beside his feet unhappily: "Why do you carry it back?"

Chen Yi took it for granted: "Eat, otherwise play."

The staff of the program group came back at this time: "We asked, there is only one family nearby that raises chickens. Grandpa Li Desheng lost a big rooster a few days ago, and he may have accidentally walked into the mountains."

The implication is that this chicken may belong to someone else.

Li Silu straightened out her messy wavy hair and gloated: "Ha, it turned out to be raised by someone else, Chen Yi, you killed someone else's chicken. Don't take us together if you want to lose money."

Chen Yidao: "Who said it was dead, it just passed out."

After he finished talking, he shook the chicken in his hand twice. As expected, the big **** began to flutter again, flapping its wings one by one, and gurgling. Fu Xiunian stepped back unconsciously when he saw this, but he did not expect to cause Chen Yi. Attention, the other party directly stuffed the chicken into his hand.

Fu Xiunian's face stiffened, as if he was carrying a bomb: "Chen Yi, take it away quickly. What if it pecked me."

Chen Yi: "Pick up the tree, and count me if you faint, you will pay if you die."

Zhao Keyi laughed and collapsed immediately after hearing the words. She couldn't get up from sitting on the ground, and it was hard to squeeze a smile with PD, and the camera shook twice.

[Puff hahahaha what is Chen Yi's peerless cutie, I really like it so much]

[I also wondered how he sorted his hat for Xiu Xiu so kindly, but it turned out...puff ha ha ha ha ha I’m sorry I laughed and had a convulsion, my mother thought I was sick]

[Hahahaha If I were Fu Xiunian, I would be mad, Chen Yi bullied him again]

[Um, I don’t know what the people who praise Chen Yi’s cute think in their hearts, it turns out that the fan filter is thick and broken]

[Puff ha ha ha ha inexplicably think of fishing fish yesterday, he said he was weak and sickly, so weak that he could stun a chicken from a long distance with a stone]

Archie picked a basket of small mushrooms from the mountain, and when he came back, everyone was breathless with laughter, and Fu Xiunian was carrying a throbbing rooster in his hand. He was immediately confused: "Where are you from? Chicken?! There are still chickens in this deep mountain and old forest?!"

Li Silu fanned the wind with her hand, and said in a weird manner: "Thank you Chen Yi a lot. He threw a stone and almost killed someone's chicken."

Chen Yi disagreed, moved his neck, squinted his eyes and said: "If I really litter, it would be more than chickens that would kill me."

Most likely it is you, woman.

Li Silu instantly understood his unfinished words, her face turned green, and Archie hurriedly rounded up: "Okay, okay, go back quickly, I just picked some mushrooms, enough to fry a dish."

Everyone heard this before going back to the house. Fu Xiunian felt the worst. This rooster had a large weight and long wings. It hurt when it was fanned and hit on people's hands. He was already unsteady, and now he stumbled.

When Chen Yi saw this, his right hand moved slightly, and a stone was shot out quickly with dark energy. The rooster crowed softly and quickly dropped his neck softly.

The barrage instantly swept the screen.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah, have you seen it? ! Mom! ! He shot again! ! 】

[Hey Zai Zai, mom sees it, don’t get excited]

[This is accurate, great, I suspect I'm watching a martial arts drama]

[Shooting the chicken to death is a puff hahahaha]

Fu Xiunian felt that the chicken in his hand suddenly stopped moving, and he shook the rope with a puzzled expression, but found that there was still no response. He subconsciously looked at Chen Yi, and said hesitantly: "...The chicken seems to be dead, count yours. Still count me?"

Chen Yi concealed the prank-like arc of his mouth with the action of eating candy, and then said boredly: "It's anyone who dies in your hands, and it's yours if you die in your hands."

Fu Xiunian whispered: "But I saw you hit it secretly with a stone just now."

Chen Yi: "..."

The food is available, but the rice has not yet arrived. Archie plans to return the chicken to the elderly first, and then return to the village house to take the fish to exchange food with the villagers. The group asked for directions and asked the house of Li Desheng. When he walked to the door However, he was in trouble, without him, because the chicken in Fu Xiunian's hand hadn't woken up yet, and it looked like it was dead.

Fu Xiunian looked at Chen Yi in his spare time: "What should I do?"

Chen Yi fell into deep thought when he heard the words. Just when everyone thought he would come up with a good way, they just listened to him: "...or let's go back and stew it."

Zhao Keyi clapped her hands excitedly, then echoed: "Okay, okay, chicken stewed with mushrooms!!"

To be honest, Archie was also a little moved, but Li Silu refused to let go of this opportunity to find fault, and went straight to **** the chicken from Fu Xiunian's hand, smiled and handed it to Chen Yidao: "It is not easy for a rural person to make money. , You should solve the problem by yourself, don’t drag everyone down, ask the old man to explain, we will wait for you outside."

Fu Xiunian glanced at his eyebrows slightly when he heard the words: "Chen Yi didn't know that it was raised by someone else in advance. This chicken was still alive when I got it in my hands. I am also responsible. I really can't wait until the show is finished. We will pay the old man privately."

After he finished speaking, he wanted to bring the chicken back, but Chen Yi took the chicken away first. It seemed that he was going to admit his mistake. Fu Xiunian quickly grabbed him: "What do you want to say after passing by?"

Chen Yi's poisonous temperament, don't fight with others after the past.

"Uncle, I found the body of your chicken, would you like it?"

"What if they don't want it?"

"Then we will take it back and eat it ourselves."

It was originally a serious atmosphere, but Zhao Keyi and A Qi just slumped to the ground with a smile. Taking advantage of Fu Xiunian's stunned gap, Chen Yi had walked over with a chicken striding and knocked on the old man's door.

Upon seeing this, Fu Xiunian and Archie hurriedly followed.

The wooden door opened with a creak, and inside came out an old man wearing a white vest with a stooped figure. The other person was stunned when he saw Chen Yi. He thought that the young man was quite face-to-face. He had never seen him: "What's wrong? What's the matter?"

For some reason, the chicken in Chen Yi's hand fluttered again strangely. He pointed to the chicken coop in the yard and said, "Master, this is yours. We found it when we went into the woods. We gave it to you. I sent it here."

The old man heard the words carefully and watched the chicken carefully, and finally he was happy: "Oh, it's really my family's raised. A few days ago, I let it out to disperse the wind, but I was chased by a big yellow dog into the woods. Okay, I didn’t even dare to look for it, boy, thank you, thanks to you, I have raised this chicken for several years, and it’s quite affectionate."

The old man put the chicken in the pen and wanted Chen Yi to go in for a cup of tea. Chen Yiwan refused, holding the door and saying, "Master, do you eat fish? Our house is out of food. Let us exchange fish for some rice. Is it enough? Just enough."

There are not many people in the countryside, that is, the food is the most. The uncle looks wealthy at home. He patted Chen Yi's arm and said, "You are a young child, why don't you have any food in your family? Wait, I'll give you some. "

After entering the house, I took some rice out with a plastic bag, and kept asking him if it was enough. Archie hurriedly said: "Enough is enough, thank you, we will bring you the fish in a while."

The uncle waved his hand when he heard the words, with a simple appearance: "Hey, don't fish, I am old, afraid of thorns, not many meters, worthless, go, go, it's almost noon, don't be hungry."

Chen Yi not only returned the chicken smoothly, but also managed to bring a small bag of rice. This is what the audience did not expect. Li Silu glanced into the plastic bag and said with disgust, "Why give me such a little rice, enough for us to eat? ?"

When Chen Yi changed his rice, he only said that he had enough for one meal. He didn't specifically say a few people. When the old man saw the three of them, he subconsciously thought that there were only three people, and the meal was only given to three people.

[Oh, let me go, doesn’t this woman know that everything is hard, eat x and go]

[The old man does not owe her. My grandma is farming. Although my life is better now, it does not mean that the food is not expensive. I pretend and vomit all day long! 】

[Chen Yichao her! 】

[Chen Yi, hurry her! Damn, I'm so angry, I can't wait to slap in front of her directly]

[I have a hunch, Chen Yi will definitely **** her]

Chen Yi squinted his eyes and smiled, as expected, "Four people should have enough food, but five people may not be enough. You can save food for us and just lose weight."

Li Silu had anticipated this early, and cast her fingernails with her eyes down: "I have too much physical exertion today and I can't support it. Chen Yi, you helped the old man, so just ask him for a little more rice. He won't stop it. of."

Chen Yi: "If it consumes too much, I suggest you go back and lie down to sleep."

Li Silu was taken aback: "Why?"

Chen Yi: "You won't be hungry when you fall asleep."