Don’t Be a Kept Man

Shen Miaoping's ears were pointed, and he couldn't help raising his head when he heard the words, with a puzzled expression: "What did you say?"

Xie Yuzhi raised his eyes, remembering the **** he did just now, threw the book away, sat up, and approached him and said: "Say you are a jerk, you are full of nonsense, and you are more mediocre than the quack doctor surnamed Ruan!"

Shen Miaoping smiled suddenly, and a small dimple appeared on his cheek. He held Xie Yuzhi's calf and felt that the delicate and fair skin was more delicate than the woman: "Does Erye know what a jerk?"

This kind of action is very nasty, with a frivolous meaning, but it is not annoying when done by him, and the soul can go flying in the face of those eyes that are always smiling.

The feet are very private, Xie Yuzhi couldn't help but scold him: "Let go!"

"Second Lord has called me a bastard, and **** are used to doing absurd things, how can they let go?" Shen Miaoping's hands continued to rise, palms warm, in sharp contrast with Xie Yuzhi's cold legs: "Or say The second master is really afraid that I amputated your leg..."

His face was pale and frightened by his nonsense just now. It was really embarrassing. Xie Yu one of the hands held the hand that was moving between his legs, squinted at the end of his eyes and snorted: "If you are brave enough, try it and see. Who intercepted who first."

Shen Miaoping's fighting force naturally only has to be rubbed against the ground. If Xie Yuzhi was not willing to force him, he would not be able to restrain Xie Yuzhi.

Shen Miaoping said: "This is not fair. I'm just a scholar who has nothing to do with the chicken. The second master has to let me do some tricks."

Xie Yuzhi raised his eyebrows and said, "Twenty moves for you?"

Shen Miaoping wanted to look down on whom, he stretched out his three fingers and shook his head, then smiled and said, "It doesn't need so much, three tricks are enough."

Xie Yuzhi nodded and agreed: "Okay, don't say I bully you then."

As soon as his voice fell, his shoulders suddenly sank, and his whole body was twisted under Shen Miaoping's body. Xie Yuzhi wanted to make a move, but he was stopped by him: "Hey, let me have three moves. This is the first one."

Xie Yuzhi pursed his lips, vaguely feeling that he had fallen into a big trap.

Shen Miaoping slowly opened his belt: "This is the second move..."

Xie Yuzhi covered his eyelids with the back of his hand, and looked faceless.

When Shen Miaoping saw him, he vaguely felt weird and cute, but it was a pity that he was a naturally bad species, and he didn't want to pamper him, but just wanted to bully him.

There was a sudden warmth between Xie Yuzhi’s lips, and the man’s low laughter sounded in his ears: "This is the third move... The second master can fight back..."

The other party licked his lips very skillfully, biting neither light nor heavy, from the lips to the apple, and then to the ears, the hot breath sprayed on the neck, lifting up the deepest commotion in my heart.

Xie Yuzhi trembled all over, and his breathing suddenly rose, subconsciously catering to Shen Miaoping, like a fish about to die of thirst, eagerly wanting to return to the water, but the other party was not as good as his intentions, and if he could not get away, he could not get up and down. Provocatively.

"Why didn't Second Master fight back?"

"Didn't the second master say that he wants me to use 20 strokes? Can't stand even three strokes?"

There was a blush in Xie Yuzhi's eyes, trying to strangle him.

The faint sound of the maid’s footsteps under the outer porch made people feel sensitive. Shen Miaoping asked Xie Yuzhi to sit on his lap, and there was a kung fu gossip: "I used to read "Nine Years of Zuo Chuan Xuan Gong" and I knew the word. Has the second master ever read it?"

Xie Yuzhi clung to the back of his neck, his eyes flushed with irritation: "You bastard, all you read are the ninth-rate books..."

Shen Miaoping was surprised: "Hasn't the second master ever read it? Bai Ri Xuan..."

Xie Yuzhi covered his mouth: "Shut up!"

Shen Miaoping smiled and blinked, stretched out his tongue and licked his palm, causing Xie Yuzhi to retract his hand: "I will give the second master the opportunity to fight back. Second master will not move by himself, so don't say I bully you. "

The brocade was pulled, and the hibiscus pattern embroidered on the quilt surface was undulating, and the color was lustrous, and it seemed to be alive at first glance.

The two of them got married not long after they got married. It stands to reason that they are going to meet their elders to offer tea today. However, there are only a few serious masters in the Fuzhong. The concubine's status is not enough, and the only one, Chang Guogong, went to court early this morning and has not yet returned.

Xie Yuzhi fell asleep tired, Shen Miaoping came out to breathe, and unknowingly walked to the non-heart pavilion, where the terrain is high and the view is quite good. He raised his eyes to the rockery and flowing water. Looking forward, there are lush ancient trees. The beauty is so beautiful, the important thing is to take two steps to the side to get to the warehouse...

If the window is opened, you can see piles of gold and silver jewelry, boxes of gold...

Shen Miaoping kept his eyes fixed in that direction, extremely focused, and couldn't move away. He silently said in his heart, chatting with the system: "Have you bound many people?"

【Ding! This is confidential. 】

Shen Miaoping didn't care, and continued to ask: "Then how long do you usually bind?"

[When the host has the ability to survive independently and passes the judgment of the interstellar examiner, the system will automatically unbundle, and the time will vary. 】

Shen Miaoping finally asked what was in his heart: "Then do you think... how long might you bind me?"

If you continue to be wicked, it is a long, long time.

[It is estimated to be a long time]

Shen Miaoping asked, "How long is it?"

The system slowly considered the language: [Maybe it is... the kind of long time from life to death? 】

His hands were suddenly cold, and Shen Miao calmly poured a cup of hot tea: "Is it possible that some accidents may occur that cause the system to be unbound?"

[Yes... If the host dies unexpectedly, the system will automatically disarm it. 】

In other words, either eat hard meals or die.

No matter how hot the tea is, Shen Miaoping is not a good person, but he is not a bad person. It is a good thing for him to travel to this place to get a second life, but he is clearly in the home of the powerful. He couldn't take advantage of it. He was really unwilling to take advantage of the gold and silver treasures and official position.

With ten fingers crossed, it is a negotiating posture. Shen Miaoping lowered his eyes and said, "I know neither people’s livelihood knowledge nor scientific and technological inventions. The only knowledge I know is on paper. I almost forget about it. You make me self-improvement. Get up, what can I do? I can't go begging, right?"

【Ding! No, begging is also a kind of soft rice~]

Shen Miaoping: "..."

"Don't you think this condition is too harsh for me?"

【Ding! Not harsh, since the host and the target of the task are married, the system has discretion to relax the authority, your food, clothing, housing and transportation in the Houfu are not included in the soft meal rules]

Shen Miaoping's face was the same sneer as Xie Yuzhi: "Should I show his two bowls of rice?"

If he is not a speculative sentence, he left the pavilion on his own. Who ever wanted to meet someone at the corner of the rockery, the other person was dressed in a light-colored robe, somewhat similar to Xie Yuzhi, and there was a book boy behind him, who should be the mansion. The third master Xie Pingzhi.

The two nearly collided. Fortunately, Shen Miaoping responded quickly and stepped back in time. After he stood firm, he apologized: "Sorry, I didn't see it clearly."

"Where, I went too fast."

Xie Pingzhi’s eyes were not correct. When he saw Shen Miaoping’s face, he couldn’t help but move his heart. He looked straight at him, and he couldn’t move his eyes away. It took a long time to come back to his senses and say: "I’m going three at home, Ming Pingzhi, that day too. If you don’t look carefully, you are the second brother yesterday...

The man is not a good address. Shen Miaoping smiled and said, "You call me Big Brother Shen."

He could see the promise in the other person’s eyes. It might be a little funny if he changed to what he used to do. It’s a pity, I’m not in the mood today, and if I take a closer look, the other person’s appearance is not as good as Xie Yuzhi, and his body is not as good as Xie Yuzhi. There is no such cold charm, it is really ordinary.

The cheap father-in-law is really miserable. There are only two sons, both of whom have broken sleeves. What kind of sin was done in the previous life.

Shen Miaoping shook his head secretly in his heart, pretending not to see the other person's hesitant expression, and left with excuses.

Xie Pingzhi looked at his leaving back for a long time and was silent for a long time, and suddenly said to Shutong faintly: "Father is really good to the second brother, and you can find such a stunning look..."

Xie Yuzhi was able to bear the fame, but he couldn't bear it. The possibility of the concubine inheriting the title is very slim. If the name of the broken sleeve is passed on, there is really no hope.

You can't have both fish and bear's paws. This is not easy to answer. The book boy lowered his head and regarded himself as dumb.

When Shen Miaoping went back, Xie Yuzhi was already awake, and he was sitting cross-legged on the red sandalwood chair behind the desk in a trance. After all he had experienced personnel, he may have been tossing hard just now, his face was still a little sickly pale, and his eyes became more and more serious. Black as a dot of ink.

It is rare for Shen Miaoping to have such a conscience. He stepped forward and sat down with him, straightened his sleeves and asked: "What's the matter, my head is stunned. Could it be that I was ashamed of losing to me just now?"

Upon hearing this, Xie Yuzhi twitched the corner of his mouth secretly, sighed lightly, and said slowly: "Father has just returned."

Shen Miaoping raised his eyebrows, so what?

"The Empress of Sanchao once called him privately to discuss matters, and when his father returned to the mansion, he said that he would let you go to Dianyun Pavilion." Xie Yuzhi nodded his chest, and finally concluded: "You are in bad luck."

Obviously, the emperor has asked Changguo to report to him. Your son-in-law cheated in the imperial examination, so please clean him up.

Shen Miaoping blinked quickly and suddenly felt a bit of toothache. He asked Xie Yuzhi, "Are you going with me too?"

Xie Yuzhi raised his eyebrows and said, "No, my father only let you go, but didn't let me go."

Shen Miaoping fell silent immediately.

A smile flashed through Xie Yuzhi's eyes without a trace, and he comforted him with carelessness: "Although his father came from the army, he is not harsh in private. You can't die."

Shen Miaoping was not frightened by him: "No, no, Miaoping is not a person who is greedy for life and fear of death, but if your majesty has lost my fame, what if my father-in-law thinks I am not worthy of my second master and wants to drive me out? I am To agree or not to agree?...Forget it, let's agree, don't delay the future of the second master, in the future, each will be happy."

Hearing his words, Xie Yuzhi couldn't help but frowned and said, "Nonsense, who said that my father is going to drive you out."

Shen Miaoping ignored him, and turned around in the room alone. "I want to die. I will return to Jinzhou in the future. I will buy some fields. After marrying a wife, it will be fine for the rest of my life. The officialdom is dark, really not. It's suitable for me, a person of high quality..."

Before he could finish his words, Xie Yuzhi immediately laughed, and took the book on the table and smashed it directly: "Damn, you say something silly, do you dare to marry a woman, believe it or not, I castrate you and send you to the palace. Eunuch!"

Yupai sighed, got up from his chair, and counted the news he had inquired about: "The one who came back with his father is also the former deputy chief Liu Gonggong. I heard the elder sister said that the emperor gave you one privately. Exam questions, if you want to test your talents, if you answer well, you will be worthy of the name, but if you don’t answer well..."

Shen Miaoping closed his eyes silently when he heard the words, and he was really choking in his throat with a mouthful of old blood. He held the table to Xie Yuzhi: "The ruler is short and the inch is long. Each time the imperial examination questions are different, it is also a chance. Thing, in case I am not good at..."

"In case you are not good at it, that would be impossible. You can't get rid of your fame... But you are still the husband-in-law of my Xie Yuzhi, the second aunt of the Changguo Palace."

Xie Yuzhi looked at him: "So, are you still worried?"

Shen Miaoping paused, and muttered: "I'm not worried..."

Early this morning, the civil and military officials were arguing endlessly, from imperial examination fraud to the overpowering of aristocratic families, and from official corruption to the emperor’s lax governance. Some people angered corrupt officials, some people angered the clan, and Yushi doctors, all of them. Those who are not afraid of death directly grabbed the emperor and compared him with Chen Guangyi, the faint emperor of the previous dynasty. He said that the emperor condoned the family to expand power and allowed officials to embezzle. The people still have people who can't afford to eat, but the rich and powerful. When the singer is drunk and dreams of death, he and Chen Guangyi are not far away, and the disaster of destroying the dynasty is in sight.

The emperor was blushing with them, so he was so angry that he had to use his sword to kill people. The Yushi doctor was about to smash to death in the hall, saying that if the emperor's death can be exchanged for the emperor's sober enlightenment, it is also worth a thousand dollars. The boss just pulled back.

Chang Guogong was also considered one of the "powerful", especially the son-in-law who became Tanhua Lang, who was almost spit on the face by those veterans of the censors, and he kept asking: How did your son-in-law get to Tanhua? Did you also bribe the corrupt officials? When bribes are taken, they are actually recruited and can be dealt with lightly.

Bribe his grandma for a ball!

Chang Guogong slapped his chest. He had never done anything like that. He almost sweared by the heavens. However, he slapped his face too quickly. Who ever thought that his front foot would be slapped just after the guarantee was finished. The emperor stayed to talk.

Life...

Opposite Xie Yanping sat a middle-aged man dressed as a waiter, a white face, and a long brocade box in his hand. He hadn't left his hand since he entered the house.

Xie Yanping stroked his beard and said with a smile: "I have ordered people to find Miaoping. It will take a while. Father-in-law might as well try the tea from my house."

Those who can live from the palace to this age are all human beings. Gonggong Liu smiled and bowed and said: "The grandfather of the country has broken a slave, and it is ashamed to be so disturbed. How can I use the tea in the house again? It's not too late if Lang is here."

No oil and salt!

Xie Yanping only felt the sudden pain in his temples. At this moment, the maid Huang Ying's voice came from outside: "Grandpa, grandpa is here."

Xie Yanping had a headache, and said to the outside: "Send him in."

The curtain was raised, Shen Miaoping walked in, calmly, he slightly arched his hand at Xie Yanping: "I have seen my father-in-law..."

After speaking, he turned his gaze to Grandpa Liu who was aside, with a puzzled expression: "This is..."

Father Liu took the opportunity to stand up from his seat and smiled, his voice soft and soft: "Our family is served by the emperor. The surname is Liu. That's why Tanhua Lang called our family Liu Gonggong."

Shen Miaoping suddenly said, "It turned out to be Gong Gong Liu, disrespectful and disrespectful."

Xie Yanping said: "Miaoping, today the emperor encountered some difficult things early in the court, and there is a policy theory to test you, and Grandpa Liu is sent here. You have to be careful, careful, reply, and answer."

He was willing to pluck the emperor and dared to pull the emperor off the horse. He didn't know any eight-legged essays in the history books. The big deal was that he was ridiculed by people all over the world. Shen Miaoping had a thick-skinned face and was not afraid. It was calm and complacent: "Miaoping is talented and shallow, I'm afraid he can't help the emperor, but I would like to try my best."

"Good manner."

Liu Gonggong smiled and praised him, then opened the brocade box and took out a scroll from it, and spread it out on the Huanghuali wooden table in the study: "This is a question for Tan Hua Lang."

The yellow jade paper with twelve cloud patterns, with only a row of powerful writings written on it——

Why did the former Emperor Yongzhen perish the country? What is Jun? What is a minister? What is the people?

Across a piece of paper, Shen Miaoping could feel the emperor's deep doubts.

When I was in school before, the teacher said that there are a few key points for reading comprehension.

First examine the question. Obviously, the emperor wanted to see Shen Miaoping's understanding of the extinction of the country in the previous dynasty, and then asked about the relationship between the emperor, his subjects and the people. Then at this time, the same stereotypes that others have said cannot be said. The answer should not only reflect his own personality and unique opinions. , But also a better faithful emperor's mind.

Second, read the title carefully, perceive the content of the article as a whole, and understand the intention of the person who wrote the question. It is obvious that there is a fraud in the imperial examination. The emperor may have deep doubts about his own governance methods, and he was also a minister. After stunned, he must pour the soul chicken soup to soothe.

Then connect up and down, think in empathy, connect with life, and base yourself on the center.

Shen Miaoping stared at the subject for a long time, and finally finally picked up a pen under the eyes of Grandpa Liu expected, and dropped an untidy word on the paper...

Shen Miaoping was not satisfied, changed a piece of paper, and then revealed a circle of gauze wrapped around his right hand to Grandpa Liu: "I didn't scratch my hand much today, I'm really sorry..."

Gonggong Liu hurriedly said, "Nothing, Your Majesty will not blame it."

Shen Miaoping then continued to write.

"Husbands use copper as a mirror to dress up; to use history as a mirror to know the rise and fall; to use people as a mirror to know gains and losses..."

Appropriate famous quotes at the beginning of aphorisms help to improve the impression score, so that the teacher has the desire to read.

"The country was subjugated in the previous dynasty. There are three reasons: First, Emperor Yongzheng was unable to ascend the throne, so he built the Long River Ridge Road, and the treasury became empty. The officials under him searched for the people's fats and people, forced labor, and a large number of fields were barren and no one was cultivated. ; Secondly, at that time, there were internal and external troubles in the past, with Baiyue in the south and Huizhou in the north, and even the barbarians looked forward to it..."

After the derogation is over, it is time to boast. This is more comprehensive and reasonable.

"Emperor Yong Heng is faint, but he cannot be dismissed altogether. Changheling Road opened up commercial roads, connecting the north and the south, and to a certain extent promoted economic development. The Jin Dynasty also benefited. It can be said that the disadvantages are in the present, and the merits are in the future..."

As for the relationship between the monarch, the courtiers and the people, Shen Miaoping poured chicken soup into his soul.

"The one above the tens of thousands is the king, the minister under the king, and the people under the minister. The three are closely related, and one is indispensable..."

The previous dynasty lost the hearts of the people and caused the people to rise up and revolt everywhere. The Dajin was established at this time. Shen Miaoping had enough words and finally wrote a summary.

"...The monarch is a boat, the people are water, and water can carry and overturn the boat. It means that those who win the hearts of the people win the world."

The brush writing was slow, and Shen Miaoping thought about it again. After the two sticks of incense, he finished handing in the paper. Gong Gong Liu put a roll of paper in the brocade box and said with a smile at Xie Yanping: "It’s not too early to explore Hualang. , Our family is going to return to the palace, the father-in-law will not send it away."

Xie Yanping didn't bother to give this old thing with a knife hidden in his smile, and directly let the grandma beside him send the person out, and Shen Miaoping also retired when he saw it.

The sky outside was half dark, Shen Miaoping left the Dianyun Pavilion, but did not go back immediately, but looked around, as if looking for someone. At this moment, a dark shadow fell silently on the roof.

"Done?"

Xie Yuzhi's voice suddenly sounded from behind him. Shen Miaoping turned his head and found that he was standing behind him with both hands and hands. He couldn't help but ask: "Where did you come from?"

Xie Yuzhi smiled and pointed to the roof: "I'm staying on it. I saw what you just wrote. It's pretty good."

Shen Miaoping said: "How did you see it?" Then he asked: "Open the tiles?"

What anti-sky vision.

Xie Yuzhi nodded and explained: "Stay outside the window will be discovered by my father, so I went on the roof. There should be no problem with your policy, and it is really good."

Shen Miaoping couldn't hold back, and gently squeezed his face: "...Only you will feel good."

Any liberal arts student from later generations can kill him in seconds.

Xie Yuzhi said sternly: "I always think you are good."

"Oh?" Shen Miaoping lowered his voice and asked, "Which way? Is it a bed room?"

Xie Yuzhi: "..."