Divorce: This is a Trivial Matter

Professor Qi hasn't chased girls in her life, so Yang Wei kindly mentioned him a few words: "At least chasing girls must write love poems and send flowers, and take her hand to take her to dinner, watch movies, and watch movies every day. You need to compliment once that she is very beautiful, and take the initiative to hush and ask for warmth. The others have not thought about it for the time being, and I will tell you about it. "

Wu Qi smiled, her mouth moved a little, her face was a little dignified: "I try."

Yang Wei looked inexplicably happy when he looked at him, so he ordered two caramel puddings. She pushed one to Qi Xiaoyan and asked, "Do you eat?"

"Hmm." Qi Xiaoyan picked up the spoon and smashed it, raised her eyes and looked at her, "Yes, my first love is not Song Jin."

Yang Wei looked at him with a spoon in her mouth and raised an eyebrow: "Oh? Who is your first love?"

"you."

Wu Qi smiled and said that she was eating pudding while burying her head. Yang Wei could not see his expression. She snorted and asked, "Are you not her fan?"

"I have never acknowledged this."

"But you are clearly browsing her homepage."

Qi Qi groaned with a smile and said blandly, "I just searched for Mo Zhen curiously, and when I saw you coming in, I clicked a link next to me."

"Usually this is the case when you just fork the browser, right?"

所以 "So I'm going to explain to you that I've been watching the desktop intently?"

Yang Wei: "..."

She took a sip of pudding and looked at him playfully: "Are you also interested in King Mo? Isn't he convinced by his beauty?"

Qi Qi smiled and raised her eyes and glanced at her: "You better tear up the poster in the bedroom."

Yang Wei had a pudding in her mouth and smiled.

As she walked out of the dessert shop, Yang Wei suddenly remembered something and asked Qi Xiaoyan next to her, "You took me directly from the barbecue shop yesterday?"

"Ok."

"Did you pay for it?"

Wu Qi smiled and said, "I didn't expect this."

Yang Wei: "..."

Wu Shenglei won't sue her for fraud?

She touched her phone with some worries, and it turned out that there was an unread text message from Mr. Sheng: "The barbecue last night was a total of two hundred and thirty-seven dollars. If I do n’t receive the money before 12 am tomorrow, then you will Will receive a court summons ^ _ ^ ''

Yang Wei: "..."

She took a look at Qi Xiaoyan beside him and said to him, "I'm going to eat with Sheng Lei at noon and leave first."

Qi Qi smiled and thought for a while, and asked, "Do you want me to send you?"

"No, your car is still at the apartment. I'll take a taxi directly." Yang Wei said, and ran to the intersection to stop a taxi, and did not forget to inform Sheng Lei to meet at Starlight Plaza at noon.

The two went to Haidilao, Sheng Lei ordered a good meal, and looked at Yang Wei gossip: "What happened after Professor Qi took you away last night?"

"nothing much."

"Nothing?" Sheng Lei stared at her in disbelief and Yang Wei shrank her neck uncomfortably. Sheng Lei looked at her for a while and suddenly exclaimed, "Yang Wei, what is the red dot on your neck!"

薇 Yang Wei was a little embarrassed. She deliberately picked a shirt with a collar, and never expected Sheng Lei's eyes to be so sharp.

"You two are asleep?"

薇 Yang Wei simply wanted to whisper: "Can you keep quiet?"

"Don't you dare to be afraid of what others say?" Sheng Lei put aside her mouth, "It's really bad."

薇 Yang Wei picked up the spoon on the dinner plate and pointed at her, "It is forbidden to say this."

Wu Shenglei looked at the spoon dismissively: "What if I have to say it?"

"Then you will lose me as a friend forever, together with the two hundred and thirty-seven dollars that I owe you."

Wu Shenglei: "..."

She exhaled and asked, "What are you going to do now? Remarry?"

"Hey ... he means that."

"how about you?"

"I promised him to chase me again."

Tong Shenglei blinked, and made her way: "Be sure to abuse Professor Qi this time, and let him return everything that owes you."

Qi Xiaoyan, who was driving back to school, felt inexplicably a breeze.

On Monday morning, when Yang Wei rushed out of the building with a slice of bread, she saw a familiar Audi parked opposite. The driver's window lowered slowly, revealing Qi Xiaoyan's face: "Get in the car, I'll take you to school."

薇 Yang Wei looked at him for a while, then went around and climbed into the car. Audi was driving on the road without any problems. Yang Wei held her exclusive pillow in her arms and asked, "How does Professor Qi think about sending me to work today?"

"Don't you say that you have to take the initiative to ask for warmth?"

Yang Wei smiled down and said, "I also said that I would write a love poem, and you should give it to me before the end of your self-study."

Wu Qi smiled and said, "..."

He glanced at the bread in Yang Wei's hand and frowned slightly, "Do you eat this in the morning?"

"Well, I don't want to make it, and there's nothing in the house." Yang Wei hamster clutched the white bread in her hand.

"I will pick you up after work in the afternoon and go to the supermarket together."

Yang Wei blinked quickly and continued to slap bread.

It was relatively early when she arrived at the school. Qi Xiaoyan called Yang Wei who was driving the door and reminded him: "Don't forget to come and pick you up from work."

"I know." Yang Wei waved at him and jumped out of the car. After the fat security guard at the door waited for Yang Wei to walk away, she looked at the black Audi with her chin. This seems to be the car that used to send Teacher Yang to work. Could it be said that the handsome Martha is out?

He hesitated in his heart, whether he should send this to the circle of friends.

Yang Wei walked into the office and saw what Teacher Yao was sitting in my seat watching mysteriously and secretly, and she cursed in the past: "Thirty-Six Tricks?" ? "

Teacher Yao Yao habitually supported the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, raised his head to Yang Wei and said, "I'm going on a blind date after work today."

薇 Yang Wei opened her eyes: "The other party is a soldier? So you want to do what you want?"

Teacher Yao Yao looked at Yang Wei and shook her head, and her eyes seemed to laugh at her ignorance: "A blind date is a war. Only by reading the art of warfare can you see the tricks."

Yang Wei came to the seat and sat down, sliding the chair beside her: "It sounds so deep."

当然 "Of course." Teacher Yao clasped the book with one hand, his expression was particularly authoritative. "For example, the other party asked what your hobbies are, how should you answer?"

Yang Wei said, "Answer the truth."

Mr. Yao shook his head: "I told him I watched American TV at Tiantianzhai, would he still be interested in me? At this time, he should choose the answer according to the occupation of the other person. If the other person is a fitness coach, you should answer I like outdoor sports, such as climbing. "

那么 "So he will ask you to go hiking every time in the future, aren't you trying to die?"

所以 "So this place is the real game!" Teacher Yao held her shoulders and her eyelashes were shaking with excitement. "This answer must arouse the interest of the other party, not too embarrassing yourself. This requires flashing wisdom."

Yang Wei: "..."

"The same is true for people in love. You know that love has a shelf life. The other party will soon get tired of you. You must keep the other party interested in you." She picked up the English book on the table and stood up, bending over in " The cover of Sun Tzu's Art of War was a little bit, "Learn."

Yang Wei: "..."

老师 After Teacher Yao left, Yang Wei stared at her desktop and appeared for a while, then picked up "Sun Zibing" and read it.

At Emperor Didu University, Qi Xiaoyan sat in the office and frowned at the blank paper in front of him. The head of the mathematics department came over and patted his shoulder and asked, "Xiao Qi, have you encountered a problem?"

Wu Qi smiled and nodded.

The spirit of Team Leader Wu can make Professor Qi so frowning. It must be a worldwide problem: "Is it a four-color problem? Or Hodge conjecture?"

"Do you know how to write love poems?"

Team Leader: "..."

In a sense, this is indeed a worldwide problem.

He stared at Qi Xiaoyan for a while, and found that he was asking this question very seriously, and felt that it must be too foggy, and he had taken the wrong dimension. Does Professor Qi need to write love poems to chase girls? That face is more than a thousand words.

He coughed and gave a suggestion: "Maybe you can ask Professor Tang of the Chinese Department."

Qi Qi laughed and sat on the chair for a while and thought about not leaving. The team leader moved a stool and sat next to him, saying earnestly: "What's the use of chasing girls to write love poems? These are all false. You have to give them something real.

Qi Qi smiled and frowned slightly: "Really?"

Team leader 看了 looked around and whispered in his ear: "I heard a student in my class say that girls like men with good kiss skills and boat skills."

Professor Qi Qi is lost in thought. He and Yang Wei have done many times, and they have kissed more often. Shouldn't there be any problem? At least Yang Wei never said that he was not good at technology.

不过 "But do today's girls like rowing? I also went to a small park in front of my house to practice for a few days."

Wu Qi smiled and said, "..."

He will know the truth someday, but not now, from his own mouth.

Professor Wu from the Department of Mathematics came in and watched Qi Xiaoyan and the group leader get together and asked each other, "What are you doing sneakily?"

Team Leader looked up at him and said lightly, "Oh, Xiao Qi is going to ask a professor in the Chinese Department how to write love poems."

"Writing love poems? Is it still necessary to ask the Chinese department! We have a writing method in the Department of Mathematics!"

哦 "Oh? How about you write a song?"

Professor Wu Wu came to the table and raised an eyebrow at Qi Xiaoyan: "Have you heard of formula love poems?"

"Formula Love Poem?"

"Yes." Professor Wu picked up the pen on Qi Xiaoyan's desk, and quickly wrote down a formula on white paper. "Is there anything special? See it as a function image."

"Can you still play like this?"

"Hum, there is." Professor Wu wrote a formula on the paper again, took it up and asked Qi Xiaoyan, "What is the answer?"

Wu Qi smiled and glanced at: "520.1314."

"It means that I love you for life." Professor Wu was afraid they would not understand and helped them translate.

Qi Qi's eyes moved slightly, although Yang Wei was probably so complicated that she couldn't understand, but gave him some hints.

Before the morning self-study was finished, Yang Wei received a text message from the paper—

If I were a mathematical equation, you would be my only positive solution.

Yang Wei: "..."

She stared at the message for a minute, and finally chuckled out. What the **** is a mathematical equation! What a ghost is correct solution! What a ghost love poem!

So she named the love poem "What a Ghost".

After a while, the phone screen turned on again, this time Fang Chengran. Yang Wei's eyebrows moved, went to the window and answered the phone: "Fang Chengran, is there anything wrong?"

Li Fang Chengran's voice with a kind smile: "Your drawing should be finished? Are you free at night, I want to invite you to dinner."

Yang Wei thought for a while, and said, "Fang Chengran, I want to tell you something."

"what?"

嗯 "Hmm ... Qi Xiaoyan wants to remarry me."

Fang Chengran was silent for a while, and asked, "Have you agreed?"

"not yet."

"Since I haven't promised, I still have the right to pursue you, don't I?"

Yang Wei bit the corner of her mouth and groaned, "I don't think this is fair to you ..."

"As long as I have a chance, I won't give up. I'll call you again next time." Fang Chengran hung up the phone after speaking, he went to the computer and sat down, looked at the world document for a while, and wrote what he had just written Delete all, and knock a new paragraph up.

After the update of "My Royal Highness The World Belongs To Me Only" that day, the readers collectively remained silent for three minutes, and then commented like a volcanic eruption.

"What kind of **** is this! Is the male protagonist saving the princess in order to strangle her with his own hands!"

"I guess I want to change my heroine [bye]"

"I guess it's a big loss of love :)"

"Is the only one who thinks the blackened coach has blown up?"

"This is what we are familiar with [smile]"

Uh ...

Yang Wei is also chasing this article, seeing the latest chapter without any precaution. She landed on Weibo and sent a private message to wait another three minutes: "Great, you must be what happened, it must be."

等 Wait another three minutes v: I may be falling in love with qaq

Professor Yun, please take medicine: Touch, since it is possible, there is still a chance, come on!

等 Wait three more minutes v: Really qaq

Professor Yun, please take medicine: Really, believe me!

等 Wait three more minutes v: Thank you, I seem to be confident again qwq

薇 Yang Wei made a smile and walked out of the school. Qi Xiaoyan's car stopped at the door. Yang Wei got in the car and followed him to the supermarket near the apartment. Qi Xiaoyan threw a bunch of things in the shopping cart. When he walked to the checkout counter, he also took two brightly colored small boxes from the shelf.

Yang Wei looked at the things in his hands, his face awkward for a while: "Mr. Qi, even high school students know this is not chewing gum!"

Wu Qi smiled and brow, "Yeah."

Ok?

Yang Wei gritted her teeth and said, "Don't take this!"

Qi Qi smiled and looked back at her: "You don't like strawberry? What about mint?"

"I mean, why buy this!"

因为 "Because I ran out of home."

Yang Wei: "..."

Good rigorous logic.

Qi Qi smiled and seemed to think of something, his eyes moved slightly: "I was useless last night, if ..."

"No if!" Yang Wei interrupted him angrily before waiting for him to finish.

Qi Qi smiled and said no more, and put the contents of the shopping cart on the checkout counter one by one. When the young cashier saw him, his eyes lit up: "This gentleman, I haven't seen you for a long time! Have you figured out how much it is?"

"The six hundred and seventy-eight triangle points."

The cashier almost scanned the barcode one by one with a pious heart. When the total price came out, she said with excitement: "Six hundred and seventy-six triangles, thank you for your patronage!"

Yang Wei covered her face behind her, she really didn't want to come to this supermarket anymore.

The two returned home with a few big bags, Yang Wei leaned aside and watched Qi Xiaoyan put the things in the refrigerator in an orderly manner and put them in place: "You can go after you put them away, I will have to go to class later . "

Qi Qi smiled for a moment, then glanced at her sideways: "Is it in the painting class?"

"Ok."

Qi Qi smiled and nodded. After putting things in, she really picked up the car key and went out. When she reached the door, she suddenly turned around and said to Yang Wei, "You are beautiful today."

Yang Wei lingered for a long time before reacting. This is what she said before, "I have to praise her every day for being very beautiful." She rushed to the sofa, and couldn't stop laughing as she hugged her pillow.

怎么 Why didn't she find out before? Professor Qi is so cute.