Divine Card Creator

day city.

Sword Card Master Association.

Lu Ming returned to his room silently.

Although he discovered the problem of splashing water in the toilet just now, as a witty president, he did not expose this hidden threat rashly.

if not……

Qiu Shuyi might not even be able to save herself!

Um……

too close!

certainly.

From this aspect, we can also see how terrifying the enemy is!

these people……

Has it already lurked in?

Lu Ming was a little shocked when he thought about it.

then.

He goes back to the room.

"Little sword."

Lu Ming remained calm on the surface, but said secretly.

"What are you doing?"

Xiao Xiaojian, who was building the wall, asked impatiently, it had a hard time getting a chance to be alone with Xiao Xiaobai, please don't make trouble!

Shout out!

Shout out!

While building the wall, it rubbed against Xiaobai...

"..."

Lu Ming's face darkened, can he be a little bit promising?

"Something happened just now."

He directly passed the picture just now to Xiao Xiaojian.

"..."

Xiao Xiaojian was silent for a while, "That's it?"

"right!"

Lu Ming said seriously.

"..."

Xiao Xiaojian sighed, "You are seventeen years old this year, not the boy you were when you were sixteen. Isn't it normal that you can't hold down the gun?"

? ? ?

Lu Ming's face darkened.

Damn Gan Lin.

Who told you that you can't hold back when you're seventeen? !

"You have to be old."

Xiao Xiaojian sighed, "I've read your biology textbook for the second year of junior high school. You just can't hold down the gun now. In two years, it may be forked..."

"or."

"You go to the hospital to have a look?"

Xiao Xiaojian proposed.

"hehe."

Lu Ming just looked at Xiao Xiaojian coldly, and smiled slightly, "Do you miss Brother Cat?"

"..."

Xiao Xiaojian paused.

never mind.

There is a lot of time to be alone, if in front of Xiao Xiaobai, is rubbed on the ground by Brother Mao... then it will be embarrassing! Why bother? !

then.

It transmits the message to Xiaobai through the mind, Xiaobai passes it to Xiaobai, Xiaobai tells Qiu Shuyi, and the news spreads silently like this.

soon.

Qiu Shuyi rushed over.

"This way."

Lu Ming led her into the toilet.

Um……

Qiu Shuyi glanced at it.

toilet……

call out!

A stream of Qiu Shuyi's sword energy melted into the water, and directly blasted down the bucket along the pipe. Unfortunately, nothing happened, and there was no strange aura.

"no one."

Qiu Shuyi shook her head.

Lu Ming: →_→

strangeness.

Obviously something is wrong...

"fine."

Qiu Shuyi comforted, "Next time I will feel like the enemy is calling me directly."

"good."

Lu Ming nodded slightly.

"young people."

"You have to obey the old..."

Xiao Xiaojian looked at the sky and sighed endlessly.

"hehe."

Lu Ming glanced at it, "If there is an enemy, it's not me who was injured,

Because the first one to block the attack must be you, believe it or not? "

"..."

Xiao Xiaojian's body froze immediately.

oh.

day.

Almost forgot the awakening of its new understanding: 100% resist attacks...

for a long time.

Everyone dispersed.

Lu Ming thought about it, and installed detectors in the bedroom, in the toilet, and in various places. If anyone is there, they will definitely be able to detect it.

but.

He was still puzzled.

Just now……

Is there really no one coming? !

Could it be...

Is it true that you can't hold back the water at the age of seventeen? !

No!

Fake!

It must be fake!

He believes in his physical fitness, even if he is ninety-eight years old, he will shoot wherever he wants, there will never be splashes! !

This is the dignity of a man.

No doubt!

...

And at this moment.

Outside the Sword Card Master Association.

A shadow has appeared where people can't see...

On the beam.

sewer.

In the toilet.

Endless killing intent was brewing.

Brewing...

Brewing...

Then……

Brewing gone.

The killers retreated quietly and returned from the same way.

"what happened?"

"Qiu Shuyi is here!"

"Hiss—that Eight-Star Sword Cultivator?! Damn it, what is she doing here!"

"I heard that she is Lu Ming's wife."

"Then what are you guys trying to do? Kill Lu Ming and run away while she's not paying attention."

"No, we just thought of a problem. A seven-star and above sword cultivator's body is full of sword intent. Since she is Lu Ming's wife, it means that Lu Ming's body is strong enough to withstand the sword intent of an eight-star sword cultivator... an assassination of our scale , is it still effective? Can it kill Lu Ming in one hit?"

"..."

The killer was lost in thought.

Where are men most vulnerable?

Um. ...

it goes without saying.

If anyone can withstand Qiu Shuyi's sword intent...

That means that it is impossible for them to kill Lu Ming with one blow in this attack! And once they failed, Qiu Shuyi made a move, and they were all lost!

They are not afraid of death.

But unnecessary free gifts are not advisable!

Um……

Rigorous logic.

Nothing wrong!

for a long time.

With a sigh, "Back off."

then.

The killers receded like a tide.

"Wait, where's Xiaosan?"

"fainted."

"??? Why did you get dizzy without doing anything?"

"He lurked in the toilet of the Sword Card Master Association all night and prepared to attack. After receiving the news of the retreat, he became angry and his breath became disordered..."

"Dizzy because of disordered breathing? When did he become so weak?"

"Uh, no, after breathing disorder, I inhaled some unknown substances in the toilet, and then..."

"???"

...

Sword Card Master Association.

The disciples waited another whole day.

assassin……

didn't show up.

Even so, the disciples did not relax their vigilance, they still patrolled the Sword Card Masters Association, practiced in various places, and sealed off all blind spots! ! !

finally.

They affirmed: Assassins, seem to have stepped back.

A sensational assassination crisis seemed to have disappeared because of Senior Qiu's appearance...

The disclosure of the Rilun Card prevented 99% of the dangers, and the remaining 1% was blocked by Senior Qiu Shuyi, so now there are no assassins appearing!

but.

They are very clear.

The assassin's counterattack has only just begun.

With the fermentation of the Sun Wheel Card, this matter will become more and more troublesome. There will be more and more assassins, even if only 1% of them come to the door, it is a big problem!

finally.

There is bound to be a result.

certainly.

That's for the future, now...

The patrolling disciples always appear near the president's room from time to time, with their ears pressed to the door, wanting to hear something weird...

"No sound?"

"That's right, it's different from what you read in the book..."

"Can the president do it?"

→_→

...

And at this time.

Sword Card Master Association.

somewhere.

A young girl is sitting upright, recording something.

sand.

sand.

Quiet writing.

for a long time.

The girl stopped writing, very satisfied.

————

"President's Living Record"

Writer: Zhou Yun—— On a certain day in a certain month of the year, Master and Senior Sister Xiaobai abandoned the worldly vision and slept together... On the same day, Master Qiu Shuyi arrived and talked with Senior Sister Xiaobai hand in hand, just like old friends... Master's peerless charm and alluring appearance can be seen.

—————

Um……

Perfect.

Zhou Yun closed the pen, feeling a little emotional, "I'm really jealous~"

A master is a master after all.

Strong and confident.

Unlike that silly kid in her family...

Inferiority and timidity.

Sometimes, looking at the silly look of the boy in white, she felt cute and soft-hearted, and sometimes she was so angry and helpless...

Can't you be more confident?

last time.

she remembers.

When dating, she said shyly, if I got fat, would you still like me?

she remembers.

The boy was stunned for a long time, and said: Don't worry, I will treat you and the child well.

? ? ? ?

What logic do you take a look at? !

child?

what child

She didn't react for a long time, and she couldn't keep up with the boy's logic, and the boy seemed even more sad when he saw Zhou Yun ignore her for a long time.

He said again: "I know, I don't deserve it."

Then……

I left sadly.

Zhou Yun:? ? ?

Why is it so difficult for her to fall in love? !

Heart tired.

oh.

correct.

The source of these messes...

She thought about it, and felt that the boy should not be allowed to mix with Li Ergou anymore! ! ! I always feel that the boy is becoming more and more weird now...

O(╯□╰)o

...

And at this moment.

somewhere.

In a corner of Tiandu City, Li Ergou was giving a lecture, and the people below were sitting together, listening carefully, full of desire for knowledge.

"remember!"

"What can impress people these days?"

"Love!"

"sincere!"

"what is love?"

"For each other's good is true love!"

"It's selfish to be good for yourself!"

"understand?"

Li Ergou was in high spirits.

He never thought that he himself would one day be a relationship mentor.

Actually.

The thing is also very interesting, he posted some things about himself on the Internet before, and then...it became popular! ! ! People are both sympathetic and consultative!

Li Ergou tried to answer some questions.

Then……

The fire is so hot!

therefore.

Li Ergou is now also a little celebrity in the online community.

person -

Emotional blogger.

That's right!

This is Li Ergou's second identity now!

then.

Li Ergou is full of confidence.

He wants these people to understand what is called boundless love! He wants to make those selfish loves disappear, and he wants to let the real love spread all over the world!

The happiness of the one you love is your greatest happiness!

"That……"

The boy in white suddenly asked, "What if she came to see you when she was pregnant?"

brush!

Everyone's eyes suddenly swept over.

for a long time.

Everyone said enviously, "That means it's your turn!"

"That's right, my goddess isn't pregnant yet... Woohoo, I don't know when she will be able to talk to me for more than ten sentences..."

"It's the same with my family, but you're making faster progress..."

"Congratulations, brother."

Everyone is full of emotion.

The boy in white:? ? ?

yes……

Is it like this?

He was in a daze.

So, is this kind of thing normal?

"Well, are you married now?"

someone asked.

"without."

The boy in white waved his hands again and again, "She, she doesn't seem very happy..."

"Does that mean you're not worthy?"

"It's also possible that you just misunderstood. She is just worried that the child's skin color is different, and she doesn't want to dump your face..."

"Yes, yes, it makes sense."

"This kind of thing is a misunderstanding, just make it clear."

Everyone said one after another.

The boy in white:? ? ?

Is this like this?

Misunderstood?

Rhyme...

Not right.

The president has the same skin color as himself!

Teenager distressed.

And at this time.

Li Ergou on the podium was also confused.

etc……

How did this plot become so ♂♀? ! ! He just said to be affectionate, he didn't mean to reach this point, hey? ! Your type has crossed the line!

This is the plot of station S, don't post it here, hey!

pity.

As the boy's true feelings were revealed, the people below began to share their own stories.

Someone has successfully won the goddess! Although children have different skin colors...

Someone has obtained the qualification to accompany, although he will only look for him when he is broken in love...

Li Ergou:? ? ?

for a long time.

The get out of class bell rang.

The students left one after another, saying they had benefited a lot.

Li Ergou:? ? ?

What have you learned?

He only taught less than one-tenth of the class he filed! However, the money in his hand told him that he really taught a class!

He doesn't understand.

real.

turn out to be……

So you can be an emotional mentor? ! !

...

Li Ergou was very confused.

real.

in the past.

In his cognition, emotional mentors, emotional bloggers, and emotional big Vs are very advanced existences, which is why he has become the current Li Ergou.

sincere.

sincere.

deep feeling.

until……

He himself is now an emotional mentor.

He just discovered, oh, day, it turns out that any cat or dog can be a relationship mentor... It turns out that any bad story can be filled with chicken soup...

? ? ?

So confused.

Then in this confusion, the popularity is getting higher and higher.

even.

He has another one today—advanced consultation, which is expensive, and may be as good as his ten-class consultation, just to enlighten the other party! ! !

He didn't know until this time.

oh……

It turns out that money is so easy to earn!

turn out to be……

You can make so much money just by talking nonsense.

afternoon.

Li Ergou came to the venue as scheduled.

There.

inside the room.

A young man sat there with a gloomy face. He heard that his beloved girl died because of him. He has never come out of the shadows...

then.

Li Ergou downloaded a bunch of materials from the Internet and began to pour chicken soup.

man...

That's it, pour chicken soup, beat chicken blood, maybe it will be fine. You can pour it straight up, you can pour it backwards, and you can even shoot it in.

In short.

Chicken broth is just right for the taste.

However, what he didn't expect was that the other party was unmoved by these great principles. He talked for two hours, but the other party still looked depressed.

Just at this time.

Li Ergou realized one thing, this money is not so easy to earn.

but.

It doesn't matter.

Li Ergou also checked the information two days ago, and there is another psychological transfer method, which is to find a more perfect and beautiful target, so that the other party can get out of the psychological shadow.

It's actually quite simple.

It is said that the people people like are generally of the same type, it's just who you meet first.

for example--

What he loves deeply is that it is a 5 in all aspects.

What if you give him a goal of 10 points in all aspects?

Even if he is not the person he loves deeply, but in the face of such a better person, maybe he will be moved, maybe, he will be less sad, maybe...

A new relationship will start.

Um……

nothing wrong.

then.

Li Ergou took out a virtual photo.

He thought about it, the photos in reality are not easy to take, and he has never seen a few people with good looks, except Lu Yan, Qiu Shuyi, Senior Sister Xiaobai, Zhou Yun, Miss Tian, ​​Yang Liuer...

But be it.

These girls may all be the master's harem.

He really doesn't mess around.

If the other party really catches up, it will be troublesome.

Um……

then.

Li Ergou thought for a long time, and cleverly created a virtual photo!

hehe.

How simple is it?

Recently, dating software MM has launched such a function, called CAO, which can create a mysterious photo just by changing faces and simulating.

Although very cheating.

Um……

Who is the tallest one right now?

Master!

So……

if……

hey-hey.

Li Ergou understood.

then.

When he put an almost perfect photo that never existed in reality in front of the young man, he clearly saw the excited eyes of the young man...

Tsk.

really.

Master's beauty kills both men and women...

"Min'er!"

"This is a picture of Miss Min'er!"

The young man looked at Li Ergou excitedly, "Why do you have a picture of Lu Min?"

"Lu Min?"

Li Ergou's body froze suddenly.

"right!"

The boy's eyes lit up with hope, "She's still alive, right?! This photo looks like a new one! No wonder I didn't find her body!"

"Wooooow!"

"Miss Min'er is indeed still alive!"

The boy was very excited.

"..."

"that."

Li Ergou wiped off his sweat, and suddenly flipped through the boy's profile, because he was so nervous when he did this for the first time, he didn't even read the boy's profile...

oh.

day.

Wang Xuan...